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Celebrities / Re: Pete Edochie Visits John Rawlings In Ghana (Photos) by Lordskyes(m): 9:43pm On Feb 17, 2017
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Education / Re: Photo Of The Kenyan Student Expelled From School Over "Occultic Drawing" by Lordskyes(m): 9:30pm On Feb 17, 2017
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Romance / Re: How Much Bean Cake Will You Buy, If You Come Across This Pretty Lady? by Lordskyes(m): 2:28pm On Feb 17, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: Kiibati Bankole Slams Daddy Freeze: "Stop Your Cowardly Attacks On Me Sir" by Lordskyes(m): 2:26pm On Feb 17, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: Freeze Replies Kiibati Bankole: I'm Not Broke, This Has Nothing To Do With Money by Lordskyes(m): 2:25pm On Feb 17, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: Checkout The Different Faces Of Bovi by Lordskyes(m): 11:42am On Feb 17, 2017
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Family / Re: I Become Broke, Frustrated Whenever I Have Sex With My Wife by Lordskyes(m): 11:37am On Feb 17, 2017
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Business / Re: Naira Crashes To 516 As Dollar Scarcity Widens by Lordskyes(m): 7:43am On Feb 17, 2017
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Romance / Re: Girl Shares Disturbing Story Of How She Had Sex With A Dog For Money by Lordskyes(m): 1:13am On Feb 17, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: 23 Years Old Owerre Based Girl Flaunts Her N20m Convertible Benz! by Lordskyes(m): 12:48am On Feb 17, 2017
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Romance / Re: Shocking! Kenyan Lady On Facebook Reveals What Happens To Her During Sex by Lordskyes(m): 10:27pm On Jan 19, 2017
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Son Of Adama Barrow Killed By Dog (Photos) by Lordskyes(m): 6:36pm On Jan 16, 2017
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Celebrities / HKN Boss Davido Hangs Out With Akon And Aubameyang At The AFCON by Lordskyes(m): 8:54am On Jan 16, 2017

HKN Gang boss Davido was seen hanging out with top celebrity artist Akon and also Dortmunds top 9 Pierre Emerick Aubameyang at the African cup of all Nations and they seemed pretty cool together…

More Photos below…


Source: http://gidi360.com/hkn-boss-davido-hangs-out-with-akon-and-aubameyang-at-the-afcon/
Crime / Here Are Top 10 Ways Nigerian Police Identifies Yahoo Boys by Lordskyes(m): 8:18am On Jan 03, 2017
Because our Nigerian police force cares so much about our reputation abroad, they are fighting the battle from the roots, on streets across Nigeria.

So they are either stopping you on the road, whether you are driving or trekking, or bursting into your room in the middle of the night.

Here are top ten ways the Nigerian police men identifies fraudstarer and scanners preferably known as yahoo boys

1. Bling-bling

Most young bloods out there wear gold chains or sometimes fake gold chains just to at least feel among, now the things is this, It doesn’t matter if the gold chain is real or not. Nope. You must settle or reach the station.

2. Laptop bag.

Yes, this is a very common norm in the Nigerian police force and even myself was once a victim of this. I was taking a stroll in Benin city on a sunny day when I was highlighted by some Policemen and they were like “Come here. Is there laptop inside your bag? Where is the receipt? Are you carrying it around so you can quickly do the wire?” and I was like "No sir I only have my books inside" and the next thing they said was "Since there's no laptop inside your bag that means you're on your way to steal one" Ha...!! Can you beat that...?? Well long story cut short, they had to let me go after series of pleading and Abeq...!!!

3. You’re trekking with iPhone 6.

“Why are you walking on the road with an iPhone 6? Aha! so you have money to buy iPhone but you don’t have money to buy car? You're one of the people spoiling this country”

Oya, to the station.

4. Driving a Lexus when you’re not looking old.

“It isn’t your parent’s car, then where did you get money to buy it? And did anybody ask you whether you have a good job or not? Are the papers of the car even original or you downloaded it from the internet?” Mr. Man please follow us to the station, you'll explain better, and the funny thing is that all this happens so fast.

5. Once they see an international number on your phone.

Why are you calling international number when you’ve not finished talking to people in Nigeria?
Whose business is it that it is your uncle that wants to send you small something? Is he even your uncle? Young man you better settle now or follow us to the station

6. When they see anything Western union on you.

This would be their exact word if anything like western union or moneygram is found on you "Aha, so you have been in this scamming business for ages even to the extent that they had to give you souvenir as a regular customer "

7. When they see a white woman's picture on your phone


"Very good, so this is the woman that has been sending you dollars isn't it...?? Young man kindly follow us to the station "

8. When they spot more than two guys in a car

Make up your minds quickly. Are you a cultists or a Yahoo Boys? Choose wisely because you have to be one of them.

9. When you try to play dumb with them with American accent

You dunno what Yahoo Yahoo means? Your mates that are doing it, do they have two heads? Lets go to the station.”

10. When you have a suspicious name at the back of your Jersey.

Ooh, your name is "wire money", did your father name you "wire money"...?? Please enter the Hilux so you cab go explain yourself better

http://gidi360.com/top-10-ways-nigerian-police-identifies-yahoo-boys/

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Celebrities / Re: A Girl Wore This To Wizkid’s Show In New York And Got People Talking (Photo) by Lordskyes(m): 3:18am On Jul 27, 2016
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Phones / Re: Checkout Images Of The Currently TRENDING "COCO-HANDSET".(PHOTOS) by Lordskyes(m): 2:11am On Jul 27, 2016
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Travel / Re: Doctor Nneoma Uhuegbu Dies In Accident In Abia Sate by Lordskyes(m): 2:10am On Jul 27, 2016
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Politics / Re: Hurray!!! Nnamdi Kanu Will Be One Year In Prison By October by Lordskyes(m): 2:09am On Jul 27, 2016
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Romance / Re: Sad : See How This Beautiful Lady Died Just Days After She Gave Birth PICS..- by Lordskyes(m): 2:07am On Jul 27, 2016
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Crime / Re: John Onose Rapes Girl In Delta by Lordskyes(m): 11:17am On Jul 23, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: 10 Traits Exhibited By Nigerian Artist Once They Blow Up by Lordskyes(m): 11:09am On Jul 23, 2016
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Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Response To A Fraudster. by Lordskyes(m): 11:00am On Jul 23, 2016
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Romance / Re: Unclad Pregnant Model by Lordskyes(m): 7:54am On Jul 23, 2016
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Sports / Re: Bukom Banku paints his face black after quitting bleaching. Photos by Lordskyes(m): 4:35am On Jul 18, 2016
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Romance / Re: [photos] U Can Relate To After Posting A Topic On Nairaland. by Lordskyes(m): 4:34am On Jul 18, 2016
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Romance / Re: Unconditional Love..... Nigerian Man Weds A Physically Disabled Woman. (pics) by Lordskyes(m): 4:24am On Jul 18, 2016
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