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The Lagos State Chapter of National Open University of Nigeria Alumni Association in collaboration with Lordson Empire Educational Consults present DISTANCE LEARNING AWARDS 2015.

Special guest of honour: The Vice Chancellor, Prof. Vincent Ado Tenebe.

Date: 6/12/15.
Venue: NUT PAVILION, AGINDIGBI, IKEJA.
time: 3pm.


For sponsorship pls contact: Lordson on: 07034495742.

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[quote author=cramjones post=34769516]We must all accord respect to our great leader. Nigeria is at a precipice, and PMB needs our support, be it APC and PDP. If the country is led rightly, all of us will be happy. Kindly refrain from insulting the President and his office, for when we do that we ridicule and bring our country down.

Let us forget the past about XGEJ, and forgive whatever insults that was reigned on GEJ. Let us all join hands and make Nigeria workagain

Pls sir am very sorry to say this: u are a fool.

[quote author=yemmybx post=33639575]wat is d duration of a PGD and MASTERS. AND WAT IS D COST OF PGD AND MASTERS?

PGD is one year while masters is a year and half. That's 12 and 18 months.

Just budget like 150k for PGD and 250k for masters. Thanks.

[quote author=samuelson06 post=33613850]Can I start a program now? After final exams, how long does it take for them to issue certificate?


If u av ur certificate u can apply. U will b giving ur certificate on ur day of convocation.

[quote author=AmiLaHoit post=33613777]As a graduate in English, must I have a Credit in Maths in my WAEC/GCE to start Law as a second degree?

What is their recruitment process like?
Someone i know is aspiring for their Uyo office.

Yea, u need maths. Is compulsory. Thanks

[quote author=all4gud post=33612402]Do the university offer Masters program in sciences?

Yes

Is there anything u dont understand about NOUN or u want to make enquiries? Just ask me anything about NOUN. I will answer you.

Am waiting.

Chidonc:
Op pls stop smoking weed,,,,

Mr pls stop saying wat u don't know.

sinizia:
Tell your friend that he's not yet ready to grow up and find a wife offline.

If we can get other things online, what's wrong with getting a wife online?

yomi007k:
Wat quality does he hav?





I have some girls at my disposal

Check my post, av modify it.

rokiatu:
A virgin? I hope he's also a virgin.

Yea, he is a Virgin.

Thanks for ur contribution.

Orijin101:
op, please when will you cease smoking groundnut peels ?

Must u be joking with everything. Pls be serious for once.

Good morning, a friend just call that he is searching for wife, if any nairalander is interested, she should contact this number and email.


Qualities:
Working class, tall (at least above average), a graduate, Either from Akwa or Cross River, a virgin or non-virgin.

He is a working class, he stays in Lagos. He is an Mba holder.

Pls contact:
Lordsonevans86@gmail

1). Hip things: women with short skirt will be doing lab dance just to bring the expo out.

2). Breast things: Women believe the safest place to hide their stuff is in their bra.

3). Pant things: Some women can go extra miles just to get[sub][/sub] what they want. Chai free porn things.

4). Mouth things: Some people will just hide the stuff in their mouth not minding what will happen to the paper.

5). Biro things: Some will hide theirs inside the ball pen.

6). Palms things: People will use Biro to design their palms all in d name of expo.

7). Shoe things: Can you imagine what will happen if people are ask to pull their shoes in the middle of examination.

. Desk things: If u check some people desk especially in secondary schools, hmmmmm.

9). Ceiling things: Have seen where students will be writing expo in their class ceiling. Chai secondary schools.

10). Belt things: Guys can be notorious a times. Guys can open their belt just to hide expo.


Where do u belong identify.

U can also add yours.

Written by: LORDSON EMPIRE
lordsonevans86@gmail.com.

He is Orubebelistic

MY DEAR NAIRALANDERS PLS I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF YOU ARE INVITED TO AIRFORCE1 ALBUM LAUNCH WOULD LIKE TO ATTEND. THOUGH HE HAS BEEN WORKING ON THIS ALBUM SINCE THE DAYS OF ADAM AND EVE, I HOPE IT WILL BE GREAT WHEN IT IS FINALLY OUT. LOL

Contact details pls. We need to talk

lordsonevans86@gmail.com

It all depends on your location...

AM IN LAGOS.

Where is your location? I have business for you. Car hire for tourists only for a specified period of time.
What is the state of the bus?

Kindly respond.

AM IN LAGOS. NOTHING IS WRONG WITH IT. THANKS

GOOD DAY EVERYONE, PLS AM A STUDENT, BUT I OWN A TOYOTA SIENNA, PLS IS THERE ANY PART TIME BUSINESS I CAN DO WITH THE VEHICLE WITHOUT REALLY AFFECTING MY STUDIES. PLS UR RESPONSE AND COMMENTS WILL BE VERY HELPFUL. HUSTLING THINGS. MAY GOD HELP ALL THE HUSTLERS. AMEN

GOOD DAY EVERYONE, PLS AM A STUDENT, BUT I OWN A TOYOTA SIENNA, PLS IS THERE ANY PART TIME BUSINESS I CAN DO WITH THE VEHICLE WITHOUT REALLY AFFECTING MY STUDIES. PLS UR RESPONSE AND COMMENTS WILL BE VERY HELPFUL. HUSTLING THINGS. MAY GOD HELP ALL THE HUSTLERS. AMEN

Waooooooo this is wonderful. May God bless u and grant u all ur heart desire. Amen. This message can change and touch many lives positively. Think abt that. Keep it up. Am waiting for ur Rugged Men. Thanks for sharing.

Zikyke:
Abeg dice, u knw where i kip my gun# i wan shoot hannah# no waste time#

Na u b Ruth?

This write up is not in anyway an attempt to mock God or any ministry, but just to add laughter to our faces and praise the Almighty God, who so much loves us. Though we are many (different parts), we belongs to one body (God). Relax and enjoy.

1). HOLY SWAG MINISTRIES: These ministries believes that you must be filled with the Holy Ghost and have swag to prove that truly the lord is good. Their fashion sense does not have part two. They preach powerful messages, they change lives and raise pace-setters. Their young men are actually achieving greatness in life. I pray to God to increase their swag and strengthen their ministers in Jesus name, amen. Examples: Harvesters (Hicc), Christ Embassy, Daystar, Covenant Christians Centre etc.

2) BLOOD OF JESUS/HOLY GHOST MINISTRIES: These ministries does not play with the blood of Jesus and Holy Ghost fire. They must sprinkle the blood before sitting and standing. They greet their neighbours with the blood. They have finished the blood of Jesus, it is only remaining the blood of God. I pray their fire will not be quenched by any power of darkness in Jesus name, amen. Examples: MFM, CAC, LIBERATION CITY ETC.

3) NO SHOE MINISTRIES: Well, these ministries is very special because our dear President was once a member of these ministries before he was called to a higher ministry of designer shoes. I thank God we are not all in these ministries because it will have been a different story for those who finds themselves in the shoe making ministry like our brothers in Aba. Praise God. I pray their labour of faith will not be in vain in Jesus name, amen. Examples Cele, C&S, O.O.OBU.

4). HOLINESS/HOLY THAN THOU MINISTRIES: I pray the next technological invention will be holiness scanner, to help these ministries to identify those stubborn members who does not want to be holy despite the effort of the pastors. Their only agenda is to make everyone holy. In their posters, you will see something like; holiness heals Ebola. I pray their garment of holiness will not be stained before the coming of Christ in Jesus name. Amen. Examples: Deeper life, Redeemed, Lords Chosen etc.

5). THE YOUNG SHALL GROW MINISTRIES: These are the new ministries we normally finds in shops, backyards and under tent etc. We really needs to show love and support to these set of ministries though we might not worship with them. A times situation of things and frustration of life can make one to give up and refuse to answer his or her callings. I want to encourage them not to give up and keeps trusting in God, though sorrow may endure for the night joy will surely comes in the morning. The beginning might be tough but there is always light at the end of every tunnel in life. I pray the joy of the lord continued to be your strength in Jesus name, amen.
Examples: name them

6). SPIRITUAL DELIVERANCE MINISTRIES: these ground are holy war front that even the devil is aware. They don't joke with evil spirits. Any evil spirit that try it, has entered one chance. Their deliverance and boxing are almost the same. If you doubt me if them a try. To the glory of God people are sharing wonderful testimonies of what God has done for them through these ministries. I pray the anointing of God upon these ministries shall never runs dry in Jesus name, amen. Examples: Synagogue, Mercyland, Liberation City etc.

7). OLD TIMES RELIGION MINISTRIES: We bless God for these ministries who have sustained their doctrines since AD till date. They don't joke with their doctrines and are not threatened by what Pentecostal are doing. That's standard. I pray God help them to sustain these doctrines till the coming of the bride of the church in Jesus name, amen. Examples: Catholic, Anglican, Methodist, Lutheran etc.

cool. SEVENTH DAY MINISTRIES: These ministries don't have their services on Sunday. It is on Saturday that people normally relax they will be having their programs. I thank God for the great and mighty works they are doing. I pray God will grant all their heart desires in Jesus name, amen. Examples: Seventh day Adventists, Sabbath etc.

9). PROSPERITY MINISTRIES: These ministries believes that money is very essential if the gospel of Christ must get to the end of the earth. They teach kingdom prosperity principles which has been evidence in the lives of their followers who practice the principles. Though people keeps criticizing them, they keeps doing what God has called them to do without giving a damn about what people are saying. I pray their source will never runs dry in Jesus name, amen. Examples: Faith Tabernacle, Trem, Christ Embassy etc.

10). END TIME ARMIES MINISTRIES: truly, these people are the real end time armies because of the type of risks they normally take just to get the gospel across to every homes. Some of them have been embarrassed, harassed and assaulted but they refused to give up. They walks miles, visits anywhere they can fine human beings. They go to junctions and street corners just to share the knowledge of Gods word. They are not ashamed of the gospel. They denied themselves good things of life just to win souls for Christ. I pray God will continue to guide their footsteps and direct their path in Jesus name, amen. Examples: Jehovah Witnesses, Deeper Life, Assemblies of God. Add yours.

Written by:
LORDSON EVANS
lordsonevans86@gmail.com

This write up is not in anyway an attempt to mock God or any ministry, but just to add laughter to our faces and praise the Almighty God, who so much loves us. Though we are many (different parts), we belongs to one body (God). Relax and enjoy.

1). HOLY SWAG MINISTRIES: These ministries believes that you must be filled with the Holy Ghost and have swag to prove that truly the lord is good. Their fashion sense does not have part two. They preach powerful messages, they change lives and raise pace-setters. Their young men are actually achieving greatness in life. I pray to God to increase their swag and strengthen their ministers in Jesus name, amen. Examples: Harvesters (Hicc), Christ Embassy, Daystar, Covenant Christians Centre etc.

2) BLOOD OF JESUS/HOLY GHOST MINISTRIES: These ministries does not play with the blood of Jesus and Holy Ghost fire. They must sprinkle the blood before sitting and standing. They greet their neighbours with the blood. They have finished the blood of Jesus, it is only remaining the blood of God. I pray their fire will not be quenched by any power of darkness in Jesus name, amen. Examples: MFM, CAC, LIBERATION CITY ETC.

3) NO SHOE MINISTRIES: Well, these ministries is very special because our dear President was once a member of these ministries before he was called to a higher ministry of designer shoes. I thank God we are not all in these ministries because it will have been a different story for those who finds themselves in the shoe making ministry like our brothers in Aba. Praise God. I pray their labour of faith will not be in vain in Jesus name, amen. Examples Cele, C&S, O.O.OBU.

4). HOLINESS/HOLY THAN THOU MINISTRIES: I pray the next technological invention will be holiness scanner, to help these ministries to identify those stubborn members who does not want to be holy despite the effort of the pastors. Their only agenda is to make everyone holy. In their posters, you will see something like; holiness heals Ebola. I pray their garment of holiness will not be stained before the coming of Christ in Jesus name. Amen. Examples: Deeper life, Redeemed, Lords Chosen etc.

5). THE YOUNG SHALL GROW MINISTERIES: These are the new ministries we normally finds in shops, backyards and under tent etc. We really needs to show love and support to these set of ministries though we might not worship with them. A times situation of things and frustration of life can make one to give up and refuse to answer his or her callings. I want to encourage them not to give up and keeps trusting in God, though sorrow may endure for the night joy will surely comes in the morning. The beginning might be tough but there is always light at the end of every tunnel in life. I pray the joy of the lord continued to be your strength in Jesus name, amen.
Examples: name them

6). SPIRITUAL DELIVERANCE MINISTRIES: these ground are holy warfront that even the devil is aware. They don't joke with evil spirits. Any evil spirit that try it, has entered one chance. Their deliverance and boxing are almost the same. If you doubt me if them a try. To the glory of God people are sharing wonderful testimonies of what God has done for them through these ministries. I pray the anointing of God upon these ministries shall never runs dry in Jesus name, amen. Examples: Synagogue, Mercyland, Liberation City etc.

7). OLD TIMES RELIGION MINISTRIES: We bless God for these ministries who have sustained their doctrines since AD till date. They don't joke with their doctrines and are not threatened by what Pentecostal are doing. That's standard. I pray God help them to sustain these doctrines till the coming of the bride of the church in Jesus name, amen. Examples: Catholic, Anglican, Methodist, Lutheran etc.

. SEVENTH DAY MINISTRIES: These ministries don't have their services on Sunday. It is on Saturday that people normally relax they will be having their programs. I thank God for the great and mighty works they are doing. I pray God will grant all their heart desires in Jesus name, amen. Examples: Seventh day Adventists, Sabbath etc.

9). PROSPERITY MINISTRIES: These ministries believes that money is very essential if the gospel of Christ must get to the end of the earth. They teach kingdom prosperity principles which has been evidence in the lives of their followers who practice the principles. Though people keeps critising them, they keeps doing what God has called them to do without giving a damn about what people are saying. I pray their source will never runs dry in Jesus name, amen. Examples: Faith Tabernacle, Trem, Christ Embassy etc.

10). END TIME ARMIES MINISTRIES: truly, these people are the real end time armies because of the type of risks they normally take just to get the gospel across to every homes. Some of them have been embarrassed, harassed and assaulted but they refused to give up. They walks miles, visits anywhere they can fine human beings. They go to junctions and street corners just to share the knowledge of Gods word. They are not ashame of the gospel. They denied themselves good things of life just to win souls for Christ. I pray God will continue to guide their footsteps and direct their path in Jesus name, amen. Examples: Jehovah Witnesses, Deeper Life, Assemblies of God. Add yours.

Written by:
LORDSON EVANS
lordsonevans86@gmail.com