bluejeff: . BTW, what kind of handle is 'lord spiritual' ? I use to know a guy who went by that name in school then. I hope say no be the one wey i know ?

semid4lyfe: Same concept with Jahbless "Joor oh" as it's was all about absurdities/impossibilities

LYNX
Wetin concern Okada with seat belt?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (didn't quite get this line)
Person wey dey sweat talk sey I'm chillin'
Abi u see ahawo wey dey catch feelings?
U fit wear underskirt on top dress?
Abi u baff up becos u wan toast bread? etc etc

MI
U dey mad abi?
Becos u p(ee) for V.I, e no mean sey u be V.I.P
[size=25pt] u chop corn with ur friends u talk say na conference(corn-friends)[/size]
My friend u are thinking with your penis you need some sense
You pay your shirt like aeroplane becos e dey hangar

SINZU
u go like flash with private no?
Or make we go (h)arm on top burger
Or shey u go like pick pin on top stick?
Or make u take chopstick to chop stick?
Imagine make your parents no pay rent
Make landlord say u dey test hin patience
U get goodluck sey u get patience
Imagine Goodluck without Patieeeeeence
Ah, what is sinzu
Dem don dey ask me since, Sinzu is Sinzu?
I even do single called sinzu is sinzu
I even do tattoo Sinzu is Sinzu
Dem still dey ask me, what is sinzu
E be like u dey deaf!
E be like u are dey dumb!
E be like u don dey maad since mooorning

Very creative track and everyone came correct but I gats give the best wordplay to M.I for his "becos u dey p(ee) for V.I, e no mean sey u be V.I.P" line

Sinzu had the best delivery and verse IMO. . .I laughed & smiled to my self most while listening to his verse.

Overall Madt track. . all it needs is a befitting video and it'll blow.

Boys are on drugs and dem don dey para lol

Kofi Annan, whose initiative to forge peace in war-ravaged Syria failed to take hold, has resigned as the U.N. and Arab League joint special envoy to the country.

U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon announced the move Thursday, saying that Annan told him and Arab League Secretary-General Nabil El Araby that he didn't want to renew his mandate when it expires on August 31.

Ban praised Annan's "determined and courageous efforts" to end the nearly 17-month-long Syrian crisis, a conflict that started when the regime brutally cracked down on peaceful protesters in March 2011 and morphed into a nationwide uprising.

But Ban cited two factors undermining Annan: The government and the opposition have been determined "to rely on ever-increasing violence," and there have been "persistent divisions within the (U.N.) Security Council."

Among the five permanent members of the council, Russia and China have persistently disagreed with tough action against the Assad regime favored by the United States, Britain and France.

As a result, Annan's departure reflects the utter failure of world diplomacy and Syrian leaders to end the fighting, in which opposition groups say more than 20,000 people have died, thousands have been imprisoned by the regime and tens of thousands have been displaced from their homes.

The conflict is now internationally regarded as a civil war between an armed resistance movement and President Bashar al-Assad's regime.

Ban announced Annan's move with "deep regret" and said he and El Araby are looking for a successor for what he described as a "crucial peacemaking effort."

The appointment of the former secretary-general in February was supported by world powers and the Syrian government.

After he took the post, he worked to formulate a six-point peace plan for Syria that included a cease-fire. The United Nations established the U.N. Supervision Mission in Syria to monitor the efforts to forge the plan.

Annan's plan called for establishing a cease-fire between al-Assad's government and the opposition, allowing humanitarian groups access to the population, releasing detainees and starting a political dialogue. It also called for government forces to withdraw from city centers.

Despite an initial and small drop in violence after his plan was announced, fighting raged nonstop. The terrain became so dangerous in Syria that UNSMIS monitors had to suspend their observation missions.

Ban said that Annan worked within the mandate provided to him by the U.N. General Assembly and that he is "indebted to him and his team for all they have tried to achieve."

"Kofi Annan deserves our profound admiration for the selfless way in which he has put his formidable skills and prestige to this most difficult and potentially thankless of assignments," Ban said.

Ban said peace can come only if there's a "firm commitment to dialogue" among the players in Syria and international unity.

"Tragically, the spiral of violence in Syria is continuing. The hand extended to turn away from violence in favor of dialogue and diplomacy -- as spelled out in the six-point plan -- has not been taken, even though it still remains the best hope for the people of Syria," Ban said.

airmark: @ 0:06 - 0:008 , did he say '' Jazzy, forget'' ?

virtuoso01: Even here in Ile-Ife it was very erratic. Coming at a crucial moment because it really disrupted a very important business transaction that I was making.

Maybe I should sue them.

Billyonaire: . I loved him as an activist, but as a Governor, he is under-performing.

toluxa1:

I wonder ooo... anyway this is better.



Okonkwo the coffin maker was on his way to
deliver one of d coffins wen his car broke down.
Trying not to b late, he put d coffin on his head
and began heading to his destination.
A police team saw him and wanted to make
some money of him so dey challenged him:
"'where u dey carry dat thing go??"
Trust an Igbo man, now.
Okonkwo replied " I no like d place where dem
bury me so I dey relocate".
The police men all took 2 their heels!!!
(Disappear before danger)

Acidosis: What is the origin of rap music?
Isn't it from American gangsters? Now you want to compose rap music for God. What an insult!

Fabulous1: pls nairalanders my nokia 500 runs very fast finishing all my mega bytes even wen i close all application all my credit finish, even wen am not browsin, pls i need help

OYINBOGOJU: PDP is BOKO HARAM

I hope those their spoilt child are victims

Vergil:

Ok, u lot r confusing me now. On glo, 1500 deal gets you 3GB. This which I've found out not to be enough fr me. This 3GB get used up when I download deffo, think when I browse too, not sure. But if I still have some left from that 3GB, I can download, irrespective credit. But deffo not stream (cos it uses the credit...a lot of it I must add).

Now, when u lot now say MTN is unlimited. Does this mean UNLIMITED downloads too? Asking cos from all sites I'm looking at, it says 200MB for that 1500 deal. Surely, that can't just be inclusive of downloads. So is this just for browsing? Then downloads come out of your credit?

Cos if its truly unlimited, even with no credit (obv excluding streaming). This might just be my download answer.

Thanks

4llerbuntu: OK now you agree its not in the least legal what you people keep referring to as freebie?


dude, thanks i dont want your fbt.

i was doing fbt before you knew nairaland, iv grown past that thing. knock urself out using fbt. ur very welcome to it.