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Travel / Re: See How Much It Cost To Commute Around Lagos Using Ferries by lordtosan(m): 5:25pm On Jul 25, 2018
chukwukahenry:

hmmmmm



send me 2 odd naah

Education / Re: Hostel Named After Firdausi Amasa At Islamic Leadership Academy, Kuje by lordtosan(m): 5:12pm On Jul 25, 2018
E clear say na to make money leave this country o. Go naturalise there.


See who them name hostel after? People wey make first class for law school still dey. Them never even name toilet after them. Na wag undecided

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Man Going For Interview Speaks Rudely To Prospective Employer Inside KEKE NAPEP by lordtosan(m): 4:29pm On Jul 25, 2018
Tears rolled down her eyes and she drove off. grin

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Travel / Re: See How Much It Cost To Commute Around Lagos Using Ferries by lordtosan(m): 3:26pm On Jul 25, 2018
chukwukahenry:

hmmmmm



send me 2 odd naah
Smiles. If you can pay, message me with the number below. I have 100% sure game. Match starts by 6pm.
Politics / Re: Prince Alexander Akenzua 9th Birthday: Omosede Igbinedion Gifts Son Wristwatch by lordtosan(m): 1:40pm On Jul 25, 2018
And some idiots are celebrating defections as if their lives depended on it when it's obvious no one gives two hoots about you.

See small pikin wearing a watch that can help 10 striving entrepreneurs in Nigeria.

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Crime / Re: Houseboy Steals His Boss' N10 Million Toyota Prado, Sells it for N50k (Photo) by lordtosan(m): 1:35pm On Jul 25, 2018
Prick wey too hurry na yansh e go f.uck grin



But people sha. So somebody open eye buy that car for 50k. Make them leave the boy, arrest the buyer.

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Crime / Re: Man Rapes His Daughter, Blames Wife For Not Being Around When He Wanted Sex(p by lordtosan(m): 1:25pm On Jul 25, 2018
What is now the essence of brothels? You felt a burning sensation and your daughter was the only thing that came to your mind? Make them kill that man. He just destroyed that girls life.

Meanwhile read my solution to rape.

Government should legalise ashawo business, loan out capital to build more brothels and encourage men like this to patronise them by subsidizing the fees charged so everyone can afford it. We no kuku get vision to do anything for the country.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Running Despotic Democracy - PDP by lordtosan(m): 1:15pm On Jul 25, 2018
budusky05:

How much have u achieved since u started the online pools, Did I hear you say GEJ lost to buhari here in nairaland?
. How much have u achieved since you started quoting me?
I no write with Spanish so u supposed understand me. Yes. GEJ lost here. Go and do your research.
Sports / Re: Chelsea Supporters And Management At Loggerhead Over Transfer by lordtosan(m): 1:10pm On Jul 25, 2018
Make them dey fight o while their mates dey sign better players.


Instead of them to find way sell that Alicia Keys called Giroud and Morata and sign better strikers, them dey misbehave.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Running Despotic Democracy - PDP by lordtosan(m): 1:08pm On Jul 25, 2018
budusky05:


Try get ur PVC, PDP in ekiti won online, APC won on ground, PDP won online in anabra but APGA won on ground.
Those were state elections and online poll on nairaland that houses other states cannot be a true reflection of such election as not everyone here can vote in those states despite their choice.


The contrary is the case with a presidential election where everyone here can vote. GEJ kept losing here to Buhari before it finally happened and he was sent to his village. Now it's the turn of Buhari to go home.
Travel / Re: See How Much It Cost To Commute Around Lagos Using Ferries by lordtosan(m): 12:50pm On Jul 25, 2018
chukwukahenry:


Na HT/FT e dey send u, abi na correct score?
Na throw in's o. Over 20.5 throw in.
Travel / Re: See How Much It Cost To Commute Around Lagos Using Ferries by lordtosan(m): 12:45pm On Jul 25, 2018
chukwukahenry:

na sure game... u fit play am too.... na oyibo man from Kosovo send am to me
Lol. No worry. I like my Afghanistan source.
Travel / Re: See How Much It Cost To Commute Around Lagos Using Ferries by lordtosan(m): 12:41pm On Jul 25, 2018
Politics / Re: President Buhari Running Despotic Democracy - PDP by lordtosan(m): 12:39pm On Jul 25, 2018
Like for Atiku/Donald Duke PDP ticket.
And
Share for Buhari/Osibanjo APC ticket

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Romance / Re: Couple's Traditional Wedding Pose Earns Them Criticisms From Social Media Users by lordtosan(m): 12:32pm On Jul 25, 2018
Where are the criticisms? All these bloggers need flog.

Meanwhile

The only way to identify a female mosquito is to watch closely.
The ones that fly around your pocket, Na Dem. grin

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Travel / Re: See How Much It Cost To Commute Around Lagos Using Ferries by lordtosan(m): 12:29pm On Jul 25, 2018
chukwukahenry:

draw no bet
for which of the team? Home or away? grin
Education / Re: Lady Thanks Covenant University For The Best Four Years Of Her Life by lordtosan(m): 12:28pm On Jul 25, 2018
ItzBIM:


Are u above 18 pls ?
Shuo, see yarn o. Bros, pass that thing before you collect.
Politics / Re: Air Force Reactivates C-130H Aircraft by lordtosan(m): 12:26pm On Jul 25, 2018
Who cares. With all the brutality of civilians.

This is more important.

The only way to identify a female mosquito is to watch closely.
The ones that fly around your pocket, Na Dem. grin

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Travel / Re: See How Much It Cost To Commute Around Lagos Using Ferries by lordtosan(m): 12:24pm On Jul 25, 2018
The only way to identify a female mosquito is to watch closely.
The ones that fly around your pocket, Na Dem.

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Education / Re: Lady Thanks Covenant University For The Best Four Years Of Her Life by lordtosan(m): 12:24pm On Jul 25, 2018
ItzBIM:


No vex jawe I just finished this bottle of codeine.
grin Abeg, pass me small make I sip.
Travel / Re: See How Much It Cost To Commute Around Lagos Using Ferries by lordtosan(m): 12:20pm On Jul 25, 2018
Mere discussion exercise. We need to change our leaders.

LIKE for Atiku/Donald Duke PDP ticket
and
SHARE for Buhari/Osibanjo APC ticket.

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Education / Re: Lady Thanks Covenant University For The Best Four Years Of Her Life by lordtosan(m): 12:18pm On Jul 25, 2018
ItzBIM:


So private university student no dey lash
Bros when I take talk that one. You dey smoke dey read?
Politics / Re: It Is Time To Impeach Buhari – Fani-kayode by lordtosan(m): 12:14pm On Jul 25, 2018
Share for Buhari/Osibanjo APC ticket
and
Like for Atiku/Donald Duke PDP ticket

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Education / Re: Lady Thanks Covenant University For The Best Four Years Of Her Life by lordtosan(m): 12:12pm On Jul 25, 2018
GrammarNazi1:

Virgins die of HIV too.
exactly my point.

Even people wey dey avoid all the death-causing foods like red meat still dey die.
Education / Re: Lady Thanks Covenant University For The Best Four Years Of Her Life by lordtosan(m): 12:08pm On Jul 25, 2018
theoldpretender:


I know na joke grin...but kai...some of the things I have seen due to my job in healthcare.(and even as a student)..sometimes, I find it difficult to laugh.

I have seen corpses burnt in a fire accident and died from car accidents, some of which were probably not lashing before their death.

I have seen enough of sudden deaths to make me enjoy life.

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Education / Re: Lady Thanks Covenant University For The Best Four Years Of Her Life by lordtosan(m): 11:58am On Jul 25, 2018
theoldpretender:


i've seen a lot of lashed babes, and lashing babes...in my practice with things like HIV, secondary infertility,PID, herpes, kaposi, chlamydia, etc....
grin Take a joke bro. Life is too short to be too serious.

Besides, I have seen virgins die by accident and malaria. All die na die.

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Education / Re: Lady Thanks Covenant University For The Best Four Years Of Her Life by lordtosan(m): 11:51am On Jul 25, 2018
A university that doesn't give room to lash babes is that one a university.

See as lack of lashing don make her old. grin

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Politics / Re: Story Of Juicy Offers Not True, Saraki Says by lordtosan(m): 12:46pm On Jul 23, 2018
The only way to identify a female mosquito is to watch closely.
The ones that fly around your pocket, Na Dem. grin

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Celebrities / Re: Donald Duke Visits Linda Ikeji At Her Office (Photo) by lordtosan(m): 6:09pm On Jul 20, 2018
Donald Duke all the way!!

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Celebrities / Re: Uchechi Kalu: Comedian Ajebo Wife Stuns At Their Traditional Wedding (Photos) by lordtosan(m): 4:27pm On Jul 16, 2018
Painted ugliness in a beautiful way grin She is fine sha. Na the make up spoil am. And, I always tell some of my female friends "Make-up is like music, it is not for everybody to do"


Well, from the side view, she be like person wey go get better yansh o. My guy Ajebo, congrats on the night doggies!

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Shares Picture Of Chioma: "My Love, Can’t Wait To Spend Forever With You" by lordtosan(m): 5:44pm On Jul 14, 2018
Una no go understand.


When a girl fu.cks and cooks for you so well with a bit of intellectual support, you go understand why Davido is running mad.

Meanwhile

The money is there, why is Davido using Chioma to play Lido? No engagement ring. Nothing. Yet, he dey shout assurance.

Bia Chioma, you don't have any assurance.

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Politics / Re: Fayose Wears A New Neck Brace (photos) by lordtosan(m): 9:51am On Jul 14, 2018
Nonsense country!

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