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Romance / Re: Give Me Your Itunes And Amazon Cards And Let Me Give You Naira. by lordweezy(m): 11:40am On Jul 01, 2017
micknico250:
Do you think you can go free by taking my card? I send this person card and he redeemed my iTunes card and blocked me on WhatsApp after when he is telling me that he will send my money to my account ,,,, am attaching the conversation now [



pls give me ur number or whatsapp me I need it and I prefer physical contact before payment
Business / Re: Business Partnership by lordweezy(m): 9:26am On Jul 01, 2017
afanide:
I should state my idea on a pyblic forum and next week i see someone implementing it....


ideas improve a state. worst thing to happen is some steals but can java implement it like you would so try
Romance / Re: The Phone Prank That Earned Me The Worst Beating Of My Life by lordweezy(m): 9:20am On Jul 01, 2017
shege45:
my mum heard me singing "sucking of woman breast in a song".after d beating, i fell ill.


tomorrow if I hear say u suck woman breast I go run go tell ur mama. shege d breast legend
Romance / Re: The Phone Prank That Earned Me The Worst Beating Of My Life by lordweezy(m): 8:56am On Jul 01, 2017
My dad was the stingy koko of the universe. This man would buy a crate of "minerals" for the house and tell us children to never ever touch it. Imagine you as a child, going to put 7up in the fridge for your dad to chill. He was that stingy, he never filled the fridge with drinks ahead. He always tells you to go chill it and an hour later, bring it out for him. He would tell you to open it, pour it in a glass for him and bye bye. Drinks were only meant for him and when we had special guests.
So with the help of my siblings and one naughty cousin like that, we devised a means of slightly opening the lid, draining out the drink into plastic cups and re filling with water. You can imagine how long this took. We didn't have ipads and tv then so we had a lot of time on our hands. We were clever enough to open lets say 2 our three out of a whole crate, and since the man never got up to go chill the drink himself, we knew which bottles we had tampered with, so we never put those ones in the fridge. Every time he bought crates, we would just keep swapping and swapping. Lord knows how long that went on, until monkey went to the market one day and didn't return. We had a new house help and Daddy told her to go chill drinks for him as he was expecting visitors. We weren't there when he gave the instruction, and the maid none the wiser, foolish girl just picked two bottles at random. Kai, i still remember that beating till today.
Let me continue.
Anyways, said visitor arrived. This is a man my father holds in high esteem. "Tolu, lo mu igo 7up yen ninu fridge fun Daddy michael, ko mu glass cup na wa ati opener". It wasn't even me that had the misfortune of running the errand. It was my sister. The second she "opened" the bottle, she knew we were basically dead. Unluckily for us, daddy and his guest were busy talking so they didn't notice that the drink had no fizz. My sister came to our room shaking. She said we are dead today. daddy is going to kill us. Modinat put our water 7up in the fridge. Omo come and see confusion. So we ran to the hallway, perambulating upandan like jobless folks, watching the guest, my brother and cousin were peeping from the window. If it was possible to will that glass cup and bottle to shatter, we would have. That's how Daddy Michael took a sip. He had a confused look on his face, took another sip and was looking at the cup like it was an alien construct. Then he'll look at my dad with a weird look on his face. My dad was busy grinning sheepishly, saying yes sir, yes sir. Otutu jai. I had told my maid to chill the 7up specially for you. The man said nothing. They continued talking. My father was even encouraging the man to finish his "drink" before it got warm, you know in this hot weather. By this time i was already shaking, my youngest sister had started crying. That visit was like the longest in my life.
Daddy Michael left now, with his half finished bottle of water and we thought, phew!!! we dodged that bullet. That is how my father called this same maid to come clear the table and bring his own 7up from the fridge. The speed that we ran to the kitchen to check if it was a tampered bottle. The devil had it in for us that day because what are the chances that both bottles were the ones we re-filled withw ater. We were begging Modinat to not take the bottle to him, to lie that she only put one bottle in the fridge. In all our panic, it didn't occur to us to get the second bottle out of the fridge and chill an un-tampered bottle. Modinat didn't understand what was going on and in her bid not to offend Oga especially as my father had started calling out for her in a loud voice asking what was taking so long. Modinat had no choice but to go up with the bottle. At this point, my 9 year old self considered running away.
We were too scared to go to the living room to watch his reaction when modinat opened the bottle and he tasted the water, but the loud booming voice that we heard very shortly after preceded the epic beating of our lives. Me the eldest and ring leader got triple portion. What pained him the most was the fact that we embarrassed him in front of Daddy Michael. We rubbished his image. He kept saying the man must think he is too poor to afford 7up and he served him water. We disgraced him and we will pay dearly for it There were no phones then, so he couldn't call his rich friend to apologise. From beating to punishment, haaa i can never forget. Till today, i look at 7up with so much disdain now, even when i see a billboard or an ad on tv, the memories of that beating come back and i shudder. My sister hasn't touched 7up or sprite since that day. It's forever ingrained in our memories.


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Romance / The Phone Prank That Earned Me The Worst Beating Of My Life by lordweezy(m): 8:44am On Jul 01, 2017
My first phone was a Sagem; it was black, with a little antenna. My dad gave to me when I was in Junior Secondary School two. Before long, my phone status sky rocketed when he got me a Nokia phone; the first ever coloured screen Nokia phone then, and I was in high heavens. The phone was beautiful and I loved it. There was just one little problem – very little, which constantly pricked my bubble of happiness…
What caused me sleepless nights and great worry was that I didn’t have too many people calling me. Not too many of my school mates had phones. The few times my phone did ring, it was my Dad or mum calling to either check up on me or leave a message. This got me dissatisfied and I devised a means to get my phone to keep ringing. I wanted to be awoken by loud peels of my phone ringing, I wanted to spend hours talking on the phone and laughing with whoever called me.
What I did was to change the last digits of my dad’s number to another (from 73 to 74), then I kept flashing the number. I guess I got lucky one day, when my phone rang and I realized that it was ‘that’ number calling me back. It was a guy! Scared initially, I eventually decided to play along. This was my chance to make good use of my phone and I was not ready to lose it. So I pretended to be an adult, changed my intonation and we kept talking.
The guy was based in Calabar and he kept asking me when I would visit. He called everyday and he would call me sweet names immediately I picked his call.
“Baby, sweetheart, when are you visiting me in Calabar? I can’t wait to see you.” He would ask everytime he called and I would devise a lie to cover up my tracks.
I soon became an expert at talking on the phone. I would talk in a light-hearted manner, laughing and cracking jokes as I did. It even occurred to me that I deserved an award for the role I played so well.
He thought he had found his missing rib. After all, I was a grown-up single lady, wasn’t I?
It was all fun until I was caught.
It was my valedictory service in Junior class, the one that meant I was to become a ‘senior.’ My mother had taken me to the market and bought me some nice clothes, clothes which she imagined I would look beautiful in as I walked to the front of the hall to receive my prize for best student in whatever subject.
As we got to my school that day, my mum said “Ayo, give me your phone. Don’t take it to the hostel, let me hold it for you so that they don’t steal it.” I obeyed and handed my phone over. My school was a boarding school in Epe.
Valedictory day came and my name was never called once to receive any prize, not even C. R.K or Yoruba. I was still smiling because I didn’t see it as the end of life.
Getting back to the car after the ceremony ended, I noticed my mother was not smiling. A few minutes later, she sweetly asked me in a light voice “Who is Ifeanyi that calls you and says you are his baby?”
The fear of God came upon me. I had been found out. “What will I say?” I asked myself.
“The man is not serious. He called me mistakenly one day and since then he has been calling me. I told him that I’m a small girl, but he still keeps calling me.” I said in a rush trying to play smart . My mother nodded and kept quiet. I was elated that I had managed to outsmart my mother.
Some minutes later, my mum parked the car and looked for a place to get call card. She bought it, loaded it on my phone and placed a call, of course placing the phone on speaker.
“My love, baby, Who did you give your phone to? The person was acting uncivilized. She even refused to give the phone to you” I heard Ifeanyi say when he picked, and I knew I was dead!
“May I know why you are calling an underaged girl, calling her baby, saying sweet words, even asking her to visit you?” My mother began.
“Underage?”
“Yes! Underage. Please stay away from my daughter. I don’t want you to ever call her again.” My mother yelled into the phone.
“Useless woman. When you won’t train your children well. Ask your daughter if she wasn’t the one that started calling me first. How was I know to know she was underage?” The guy responded immediately and I wondered why he was so quick to attack my mother, if he was so unsuspecting of me.
“So I have been fooling only myself!” I thought to myself.
‘My love’ promptly ended the call after he lambasted my mother more.
All through the journey home, my mother would laugh out a little, shake her head and say “Emi uncivilized! Emi useless!”
I was not bold enough to look at her face; my only prayer was that God should intervene, but I guess he was busy with more interesting matters, because he left me to face my problems alone!
The beating I got that day can only be imagined; it did not help matters that my mum felt I did not receive any prize at school, because I had been carried away by boys and had lost focus.
I mean, how was I to explain to her and my father that I was only looking for fun? That I wasn’t interested in men then, or that I did it just because my phone never rang enough times?
I did not see that phone for a very long time after that and neither did I partake in the bucket of ice cream pops had cooling in the freezer waiting to celebrate his baby’s graduation.
My brothers did not help matters, either. Everytime I passed by them, they would look at one another and then say in a chorus “Baby! Sweetheart!” And they would burst out laughing as I ran to my room, hot tears running down my face…
So what earned you the ‘beating of your life?’ You know that beating that made you think you would soon join the saints in heaven? What did you do?

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Programming / I Need Training On C# And Java by lordweezy(m): 8:18pm On Jun 25, 2017
Please nl I need training on c# instead of doing yahoo yahoo please help me, I live in ikotun and I work in ikeja and I have quit work, I feel this career part will do for me, I need to train anyone around ikeja or egbeda that can collect at most 50k or less please contact me

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I need this training so that I can encourage myself I don't mind even the basic down to any level of development of either desktop apps or android apps
Programming / Re: Learn To Code For 2k.... Starting This Saturday. Hurry!!! by lordweezy(m): 12:23pm On Jun 22, 2017
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Romance / Re: Pls I Need Serious Advice...matter Of Life & Death by lordweezy(m): 9:41am On May 05, 2017
Zack44:
Pls what will u do when a lady u have dated for four years suddenly confesses that she used love charm to win your love. The lady has been excellent during those years helping u in everyway possible.She is beautiful, caring & fun to be with. Her only explanation for doing what she did is because she loves u dearly & she didnt know how ro win ur heart? She confessed to u because she feels guilty but she doesnt want to loose u. Pls what will u? Will u continue the relationship or breakup?


You say she use jazz, my question is check your life and current status, tell us what she has added as value and if it's worthwhile then let's roll on but if na slay mama abeg slay out and move on

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Technology Market / Re: Spectranet Scam by lordweezy(m): 2:03am On Dec 13, 2016
i never knew spectranet was a scam, i will switch, and i pray people notice this and switch to the right network, don't forget now that the mobile network providers are now providing 4G, and i pray all switch from you to better service providers till you learnt what it means to hide words and make big empty promises.promising unlimited speed @4mbps per sec which i expect that at night it may rise or remain there, only for you to turn around and change it to max 10mbps per locality and you know that after we all connect it late at night, it wont remain the same, tweaking around data to cheat the masses. ncc will look into this if its not properly cleared to the public.

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Business / Business Partnership by lordweezy(m): 1:03pm On Nov 22, 2016
solution is entrepreneurship, if you have an idea and looking for partnership, simply state, your idea here, we can help you criticize and put you the right track, before you can write your business plan and here also, anyone willing to partner with anyone can indicate and pm the person directly no scams please, this initiative is to boost ideas or bring partnership that can help nigeria. cc lalastica and mods pls bring this to fp for auto followup.
Romance / How To Know If You Dating A Green Snake by lordweezy(m): 11:15pm On Aug 13, 2016
we all know and accept that man is dynamic in nature but the truth is love is not. love supersedes all things and thoughts, what would you call a guy who screams i love you to a lady only after to dump her for the friend or marry another and to our ladies you friendzone a guy and expect express marriage, una can dream!! these are the green snakes but mind you karma catches up with all manner of people, my advice every relationship has something to say, if a man loves you and sponsors you through school or in your career, and you suddenly move on cos you feel he is not right or you dont love him, do you consider what happen to the efforts put into your life, remember even as God love is most merciful, he will send you to hell if you dont appreciate his love in your life after life,i call it destine but karma will not let you scout free its evil,you claim you love a girl and deflower her only to claim later that you don't like her attitude, she is this or that, even God no like divorce and you dey start am before marriage because you cant train her to be the woman you want, karma blames you.its beta no relationship or stick to one serious partner than 1 guy*4 babes or 8 guys*1 girl. you no dey plant dem the people, but u dey harvest from them hmmm, e no good ooh, u dey kill yourself, the high rate of divorce now is bad, number of singles in the market for relationship are high than those single music album released, so lets hook one man or lady and be serious, mirror the person you love and transform them with the unique power of love, imagine by training a child,what he watches he like to imagine, imitate, and desire. so look at that picture and build the man or woman you desire and stop being a snake in green grass.
Romance / Funny Wedding Scenes by lordweezy(m): 9:24pm On Jul 06, 2016
When bae is the younger brother to jet li

Computers / Re: Toshiba Satellite P200 Battery Urgently Needed by lordweezy(m): 4:34am On Jun 08, 2016
very cheap with delivery to anywhere 6500
Literature / In Search Of An Article Author by lordweezy(m): 5:39am On May 22, 2016
Do you write articles, good content that you feel can attract people and you looking for a big website that you can partner with not work for to showcase your works. am glad to tell 'stew is looking for yam'. so when they meet life would be better for both.you will be given an office space to work in free of charge,a computer and other free pecks just by participating so hurry now only for those in lagos and within mainland area or ikeja ad the office is in alausa close to shoprite.
interested people who want to grow with a brand should text or call 09033810942 or 09057444472 . we await you.
Jobs/Vacancies / employment is looking for you by lordweezy(m): 4:59pm On Apr 29, 2016
Well I just thought today,why don't any of us looking for job start posting their skills here or the type of job they searching for,we all know nairaland is big and employers visit here even this section,but if we don't start here, how will manner fall.so let's start now example.

I have a friend who is a computer operator and good graphics designer,she is well skilled with photoshop,Corel draw and office package and she can design any logo for 2k and she still wants a job.contact her @09095544218. She is based in Lagos by ikotun. So that is it.anybody interested can call her. Or ask for her mail. mods pls retain this page at top
Religion / Re: Why Did God Create The Tree Of Good and evil If He Didn't Want Man To Sin by lordweezy(m): 4:00am On Apr 11, 2016
booqee:
I keep wondering why did God even create the tree of life in the garden of Eden in the first place if He didn't want man to sin..

Some say its intentional... if it is, why was He so displeased to the extent of placing a curse on them...

He created us as man.. not as gods or heavenly creatures.. so of course he was easy and prone to falling for temptation.. so I assumed He knew from the start while creating him, that man would fall by eating the forbidden fruit...

so why bother creating it and then cursing man when it is believed He knew he would fall.. (that's the part that makes it look unfair) .. its similar to setting a concealed trap right in front of us..


I'm confused honestly ..
contributions are welcome

Brother let me help your faith God Almighty created you as a god upon the earth because he is not flesh but spirit,He gave you power of free will and he made you understand the implications,he is a great judge,for you to be upon the parallel universe, your spirit needs a container flesh,you don't suddenly become a god as the spirit wills. See Genesis 1:26-28. And see psalms 82:6. What does God seek,he seeks people that will enjoy his worship,he seeks people that can understand his abundant love. Genesis 3:3 shows us about his warning and what happened,inquisitive. It's better to be a baby than want to know it all.the solution to knowing God and not being lost is in making God's word the standard for your life. Remember God loves you and wants you not to be lost but to be restored to him that is why Christ died so use that opportunity and reconnect to him,there is still hope for the living.the dead can't praise him my brother use this chance. Remain blessed.
Romance / Re: How Girls Feel When You Touch There Breast by lordweezy(m): 1:24pm On Apr 10, 2016
thank you Jesus for saving me.thank you for your love.lead me that I may not sin in grace and be lost. amen.
Romance / Virginity Lost by lordweezy(m): 4:38am On Mar 29, 2016
please ladies and your male lawyers answer.
What will you give to your husband in exchange of your virginity which you lost before marriage to wrong man?
Jobs/Vacancies / passionate article writers wanted by lordweezy(m): 4:37am On Mar 27, 2016
if you can write article and looking for a big reader base. then you have the right person looking for you.just call 09057444472. and we may partner with you.
Business / Business Ideas by lordweezy(m): 5:07am On Mar 24, 2016
We all know not all will be like Dangote even thou some girls or guys here think that they will own factories or companies some may not but the truth of reality is finding your niche and staying strong,if all are lawyers or doctors who will dry clean,cook,drive,security etc. so the truth is I will only advise just look for a problem that Nigerians have and solve it and you would be not only famous but a millionaire because thousands now doesn't guarantee anything. Some people should try this businesses and let's see.
1. Farming in every form
2. Food stores
3. Speech orientation u know those talkatives
4. Entrepreneurship look for if you don't have idea
5. Serve or learn a trade
6. Cassava processing
7. Fish farming
8. Fruit planting and supply to factories
9. Welding or piping
Finally in osofia voice go and make money others are making money and remember the decision you take today will be what your family will feed on tomorrow. Me too am looking for someone into tech to partner with on resources and franchise to as there are various methods of business.
Webmasters / Urgently Wanted An Experienced E-commerce Developer by lordweezy(m): 10:09am On Mar 21, 2016
Oxyglobal Nig Ltd is seeking a creative and experienced Web Designer (e-commerce content development and Marketing)
to join our rapidly growing Ecommerce team. We are looking to fill a full-time position for an experienced, talented web designer who focuses on minimal, clean, thoughtful user interfaces while also ensuring that graphic elements and content marketing are used intentionally to enhance the customer's experience and target. This person should be passionate and proactive in keeping up with the latest web design styles and technology but also have the ability to differentiate a short-term trend from a long-term branding solution. The designer that joins our team will work directly with our management to develop and implement designs that are realized from creative, user-tested wireframes and design prototypes.
We are open to considering remote employees for this position however remote employees need to show success in working remotely with employers or clients previously and also have the ability to demonstrate through specific examples how communication and project deliverables were managed.

Job Description
The ideal candidate is a UI/UX ninja, motivated to combine the art of design with the art of programming with front end developer background. Position will not
just be writing code, but create a best-of-industry oxyglobal web presence.

Responsibilities
• Responsible for the design, layout and coding of web pages (desktop, responsive, mobile), applications and email templates
• Optimize for search engines, usability and accessibility
• Implement cockpit configurations - Product Cockpit, CMS
• Participate in user interface design for projects
• Create mocks and prototypes for usability testing
• Create CSS that are consistent across all browsers and platforms
Qualifications
Requires a bachelor's degree or an equivalent combination of education and experience, is key. Requires at least 5 years related experience with the following knowledge, skills and abilities;
• Strong SEO understanding
• Responsive design expert
• Strong front-end experience; HTML (5)/CSS (3)/JavaScript/jQuery/Bootstrap/Responsive
• Design capabilities; Photoshop/PSD and HTML5 wire framing
• Experience (or strong interest) in agile methods such as Scrum/XP
• Experience with mobile web application development
• Proficient understanding of cross-browser compatibility issues and ways to work around them
• Proficient understanding of code versioning tools
• hybris front-end familiarity is strongly suggested
• Spring and JSPs knowledge are suggested
• Experience working within Ecommerce project teams is a plus
• hybris certification is a plus


Closing date: 30/03/2016
To apply mail cv to careers@oxyglobalservices.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Gone by lordweezy(m): 1:38pm On Mar 12, 2016
yes go ahead only with experience
ELUTEK:
Please, can HND Bus Admin apply?
Jobs/Vacancies / Gone by lordweezy(m): 11:33am On Mar 11, 2016
Oxyglobal a one-stop facility management company, our business is Technology and facility maintenance! From Implementation to Acquisition, Management and servicing to everything that revolves around technology and maintenance. We are results driven, we believe in delivering value first to our clients. We are looking for marketers to promote our services and products.
Ikeja,Lagos. Nigeria
Job requirements
- Previous experience in marketing role preferred

- Minimum of OND in Busines Development,Marketing,Adminstration or related courses

- Great spoken and written communication skills

- Creativity and problem-solving skills

- microsoft office suite or corel draw experince

- First rate organisational skills and attention to detail

- The ability to work well as part of a team or alone

- Drive, motivation and enthusiasm

- The ability to meet deadlines and work under pressure

- Confidence and persuasiveness, for 'selling' your ideas

- Budget awareness and good business sense

- Proficiency in the use of the internet as a marketing tool through blogs, forums, emails, groups etc.

Job Role
- Preparing, planning and project managing the publication of all publicity material to maximise brand promotion

- Creating marketing campaigns and working in a team to deliver on weekly/monthly targets

- Creating and developing new innovative ways to communicate the company message to their existing customers

- Contributing to the annual sales and marketing plan

- Planning and project managing marketing events and evaluating their success

- Evaluating the effectiveness of all marketing activity

- Developing and implementing a marketing programme or plan

- Supporting the Business Development in day to day marketing activities

- Plan, develop and deliver campaigns as agreed within timescales

Closing date: 18/03/2016
salary 60,000 plus call allowance only
To apply mail cv to careers@oxyglobalservices.com
Jokes Etc / Re: Give This Picture A Caption(pic) by lordweezy(m): 6:07am On Feb 17, 2016
when you are the prophecied tea bender fore-told from the past.by meline
Jobs/Vacancies / Secretary Wanted @ Oxyglobal Nig Ltd by lordweezy(m): 10:57am On Jan 15, 2016
Oxyglobal Nig Ltd is a young vibrant company that looks to employ marketers with 2 years property and project management experience located within Lagos, with either Ond,Bsc or Hnd,also certified individuals are also welcomed as we will also be needing professional marketers also in this interview which will hold for two weeks and end by 20th of February at no 8 makinde off Alausa, Ikeja,by testing ground. email oxyglobalservices@gmail.com or paul_anorue@oxyglobal.com for applicants


Job description Responsibilities:
• Answer all phone, email, or fax inquires using available resources.
• Communicate/Assist customers at different levels (senior management, management, dealers, sales reps, VP's, architects, internal departments) over the phone, face to face, and in writing.
• Follow up on inquiries within strict time lines.
• Assist callers with entry level product questions.
• Compose business letters using templates.
• Responsible for researching and resolving complaints to ensure customer retention and satisfaction.
• Knowledge of commonly used customer service concepts, practices and procedures.
• Maintains the workstation to ensure all required material is available to provide a timely response to callers.
Education - Experience - Certifications - Licenses - Registration Requirements:
• Two (2) to three (3) years of customer service experience, preferably gained in a manufacturing environment or dealing with a technical product.
• A two year college degree or technical certification is preferred.
Required Competencies - Computer Skills - Other:
• Familiarity with Microsoft Office Suite; Word, Excel, and Outlook.
• Experience using Gmail in a professional context a plus.
• Excellent communication, problem solving, math, and organizational skills.
• Familiarity with customer service systems and customer service environment.
• Manufacturing,property and maintenance experience preferred.

Primary job responsibilities
• Develop marketing essay,collateral, digital assets, and video content
• Build and carry out a go-to-market plan to grow the market awareness
• Author and edit original content for both internal and external use
• Promote organizational awareness of the services business unit and marketing activities
• Implement and carry out multi-channel marketing tactics, programs, and campaigns
• Coordinate global pre-sales and thought leadership activities and participants
• Oversee the production of individual creative projects across internal and external vendors
• Assist in the management of Oxyglobal Consulting’s online properties and programs
• Conduct market and competitive analysis and research to inform planning activities
• Establish and maintain cross-functional relationships with internal stakeholders and partners
Jobs/Vacancies / Job Vacancy For A facility Manager by lordweezy(m): 6:59am On Jan 01, 2016
Oxyglobal Nig Ltd is a young vibrant company that looks to employ a operation manager with 3 years property and project management experience located within Lagos, with either Ond,Bsc or Hnd,also certified individuals are also welcomed as we will also be needing professional marketers also in this interview which will hold for two weeks and end by 25th of January,at akin adeshola Victoria island opp Coscharis building please email oxyglobalservices@gmail.com or paul_anorue@oxyglobal.com.


Typical tasks may include:

preparing documents to put out tenders for contractors;
project management and supervising and coordinating work of contractors;
investigating availability and suitability of options for new premises;
calculating and comparing costs for required goods or services to achieve maximum value for money;
planning for future development in line with strategic business objectives;
managing and leading change to ensure minimum disruption to core activities;
directing, coordinating and planning essential central services such as reception, security, maintenance, mail, archiving, cleaning, catering, waste disposal and recycling;
ensuring the building meets health and safety requirements and that facilities comply with legislation;
keeping staff safe;
planning best allocation and utilisation of space and resources for new buildings, or re-organising current premises;
checking that agreed work by staff or contractors has been completed satisfactorily and following up on any deficiencies;
coordinating and leading one or more teams to cover various areas of responsibility;
using performance management techniques to monitor and demonstrate achievement of agreed service levels and to lead on improvement;
responding appropriately to emergencies or urgent issues as they arise and dealing with the consequences

Personal qualities & behavioural traits:
• Should be excellent communicator.
• Self-driven and able to manage him/herself for extended periods.
• The ideal candidate must be able to take complete ownership of the department.
• This person needs to be able to plan, scope, conduct fieldwork and draw up a draft internal audit report.
• We desire a candidate that is self-motivated and wants to grow into the company.
• Excellent report writing skills.


• The primary responsibility is selling service products to clients.
• Actively seek out new clients and explaining types of coverage services they may find helpful.
• Stay abreast of the rates and policies for the different plans and how it applies to other servicing firms
• Fill-out and submit applications, issue quotes, maintain client records and prepare reports. In the event of a service request or mishaps, help customers file and receive financial compensation for their loss.

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Politics / Re: How To Stop Traffic In Lagos by lordweezy(m): 3:39pm On Oct 21, 2015
princemillla:
@op do you own a car? Do you even know the consequences of what you just said if (I doubt) adopted.?

That's not the solutions but depriving citizen the right to freedom.

There many better ways. Do you realise that wen Brt was introduced and monitored the traffic in lagos reduced but becuz, no one is paying attention in sustaining that project it's gradually derailing.

let's be sincere Nigerians are stubborn and won't yield so we need serious policies to shake them and reduce traffic in lagos and if you have been to central London then you would understand
Politics / How To Stop Traffic In Lagos by lordweezy(m): 10:46am On Oct 21, 2015
Impose heavy tax upon all private cars and rickety buses and little tax upon private cab,using lastma  and a mobile data collection system within a time frame of Monday to Friday and 7am-7pm within traffic areas ,then support more brt to different locations . bikes not more than 200cc should be wiped including company bikes . improve the police cars against thief pursuit and and pound any car that breaks down along the road.
Car tax card can be shared or pos receipts printed and  given upon payment . revenue generated can can be used for other social  amenities.and then other transport companies can come to support leaving government agencies to regulate.
Nairaland / General / How To Reduce Traffic In Lagos State by lordweezy(m): 9:52am On Oct 21, 2015
Impose heavy tax upon all private cars and rickety buses using lastma  and a mobile data collection system Monday to Friday for well know traffic areas,then support more brt to different locations . bikes not more than 200cc should be wiped including company bikes . improve the police cars against thief pursuit and and pound any car that breaks down along the road.
Car tax card can be shared or pos receipts printed and  given upon payment . revenue generated can can be used for other social  amenities.and then other transport companies can come to support leaving government agencies to regulate.
Software/Programmer Market / Developers Wanted For Both Web And Software Project by lordweezy(m): 11:36am On Sep 11, 2015
oxyglobal, a new upcoming limited liability company with pure perfection in network security and we provide support for all technicality at enterprise level, but now we wish to upgrade cos we would love to provide all web and application service request of most clients so we would like voluntary Experienced Web & Application developers and the monetary part will be negotiated well and we have pending application and website request so and its urgent and we want people who will work without grudge and communication matters a lot as you will be working with a group and we will expand with time by God's grace,please interested individuals can contact me via email or phone
info@oxyglobalservices.com

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