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lordizak:
Did PDP not fight? abeg jooor. A.P.C is the party anytime any day. I will vote them again and again, besides it wasn't APC, it was Goodluck vs Buhari.

It was Tinubu versus Good luck, he thinks he could use the north.

Is this the "CHANGE" that you voted for? We have enter one chance true true.
APC has lost it, God help Nigeria.
PDP is paying APC for all the wrong done to them, in double dose.
APC has conned naive Nigerians.

Must I do the BVN in all the banks?

That is change in action, other Governors should emulate him.

They are scared of PMB banning NL or maybe Tinubu is involved, the nation and desert reporter's way.

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The truth cannot be hidden.

Where the car dey?

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Add me to the group I beg 08033579912.

Thank you for this good move,
Cancel government sponsoring of pilgrimage also. It might make the race tough for you in case, you want to re-contest 2019. Your people don't like this style.

If I download anything from playstore, it will tell me package file invalid and refuse to store. What do I do please?

Boko haram has achieved its main aim, GEJ is out PMB is in. The biggest propaganda of them all was #bringbackourgirls

That is how most government workers behave with their job.

Read the conversation of Mal. Nasir El-Rufai and the doctor of the government hospital, he too his child to.
DRAMA AS ELRUFAI TAKES SON TO NURSING home governor El Rufai in the News: According to an eye witness report, Governor Nasir El Rufai of Kaduna State visited the Barau Dikko Hospital (former Nursing Home) yesterday in the morning. He met the Nurse on duty but the Doctor on duty was no where to be found. The Governor then asked the Nurse for the Doctor's phone number.El Rufai thereafter called the Doctor told him that he was at his working place with a patient that needed medical attention.The doctor unaware that he was speaking with the Governor told him that he cannot come now, that he should either wait for another doctor or take his patient somewhere else.Mallam El Rufai responded by telling the Doctor that his patient was in a very bad shape and needed urgent attention. The doctor replied by saying, "I have given you the options available, well it is left for you to choose which ever suits you."At this juncture, Governor Nasir El Rufai asked the doctor, "do you know who is talking with you?"And the doctor said, "Yes, someone who brought a patient to the hospital to see doctor."At this point, El Rufai now introduced himself asthe Executive Governor of Kaduna state.Okpariko!!Immediately El Rufai mentioned his name, the doctor dropped the phone and rushed to the hospital. unfortunately he passed the governor who drove to the hospital in his private car without a convoy.On arrival at his office, the doctor was told that the Governor had just left, after leaving a message that whenever the doctor arrived, he should meet him at his office in Kashim IbrahimGovernment House...See Booking of Appointment!!! Wahala don come for Oga dokito, ee don enter "Demolition Man" wahala

What is the code?

I called the guy, he said na 5k o.

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Lordwize:
I have rooted my phone with king root but don't know how to go about the cmw stuffs, help me bosses pls.
What phone?
Lenovo.

JAY, answer me na .

I have rooted my phone with king root but don't know how to go about the cmw stuffs, help me bosses pls.
What phone?
Lenovo.
Still waiting o

JayKayMaybachz:
What phone?

Lenovo

I have rooted my phone with king root but don't know how to go about the cmw stuffs, help me bosses pls.

Amen.

Tiwa Savage
Some weeks back, a certain xenophobic South African
walked into a restaurant in Pretoria. As soon as he
entered, he noticed a Nigerian man sitting in the corner.
So he walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and
shouted, "Waiter! I am buying food for everyone in this
restaurant, except that NIGERIAN over there!" So the
waiter collected the money from the man and began
serving free food to everyone in the restaurant, except
the Nigerian. However, instead of becoming upset, the
Nigerian simply looked up at the South African and
shouted, "Thank you!" That infuriated the man. So once
again, the South African took out his wallet and shouted,
"Waiter! This time I am buying bottles of wine and
additional food for everyone in this bar, except for that
NIGERIAN sitting in the corner over there!" So the waiter
collected the money from the man and began serving
free food and wine to everyone in the bar except the
Nigerian. When the waiter finished serving the food and
drinks, once again, instead of becoming angry, the
Nigerian man simply smiled at the South African and
shouted, "Thank you!" That made the South African man
furious. So he leaned over on the counter and said to the
waiter, "What is wrong with that Nigerian? I have bought
food and drinks for everyone in this bar except for him,
but instead of becoming angry, he just sits there and
smiles at me and shouts 'Thank you.' Is he mad" The
waiter smiled at the South African and said, "No, he is not
mad. He is the OWNER of this restaurant." May God make
your enemies work unknowingly for ur Sake

I celebrate Jonathan's acceptance of defeat, than Buhari's win. He did what Buhari cannot do in his dream.

GMB knows Lordwize, I must trek to his inauguration

GMB: Naija don enta one chance
Boni: Hahaha, give me hand, my brother.