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all niggaz shud check out my signature on my profile...I REPEAT INTERESTED NIGGAS ONLY

all niggaz shud check out my signature on my profile...I REPEAT INTERESTED NIGGAS ONLY

all niggaz shud check out my signature on my profile...I REPEAT INTERESTED NIGGAS ONLY

all niggaz shud check out my signature on my profile...I REPEAT INTERESTED NIGGAS ONLY

TonieLee:
So u are calling lalasticlala to carry ur personal opinion to front-page. Pls put it in ur pocket that's where it belongs

be my galfrd

lordcyno:
hi, nairalanders

i have an ex dat we still talk as friends. She is a type that lose her phone often and whenever she does, she either text or call me to tell me the new development(i.e. Her new number). And after that call to inform me of her new number she will never call again, i am the one that normally call her. Although some part of me still love her but my instincts are telling me she is just my friend but i am not her friend. I am a type that hardly make friend but when i make one i make sure i don't lose them.

The advise i need from you guys is should i let go of her or i should still hold on?

she don don u to M.D OF FRIENDZONE N SONS INC



GUY GO N CHECK MA SIGNATURE

kostantin:
Last month checking my glfd mobile found out she chats sexually with other men exchanging photos and speaking like that / i love you /i miss you/ how you like to do it/..... with two of them the chatt was more close and with the other one more personal. she also speaking intimidating about me me with them. When i told her she got very angry i check her mobile breaking her privacy and told me she is just playing and she doesnt own any explanation as am not her husband. am very confused i dont know what to do next

obviously she is cheating on u...


any way na niggaz lyk u deserves to check ma signature

all niggaz shud check out my signature on my profile...I REPEAT INTERESTED NIGGAS ONLY

all niggaz shud check out my signature on my profile...I REPEAT INTERESTED NIGGAS ONLY

thepussyhunter:
wanna make a broke guy annoyed and turn savage call him broke
(for broke guys are not suppose and allowed to have an erection)

In the same vain, if you wanna make an olosho lady annoyed and start insulting your entire family just call her an olosho

these terms are commonly used in this century especially on social media


well here are 7 things about these so called people yoy most probably didnt know of...
but first of all lets get some terms explained

PS: all definitions are taken from the Pusshunter kenyan dictionary 45th edition

BROKE GUY:
noun
"a mature older version of the human male specie who cannot cater for his PERSONAL needs and depends on others to feed and practically provide for him"


PARTIALLY BROKE GUY:
noun
"an older mature male who can cater for his OWN needs but cannot provide for his LOVE ONES financially"

OLOSHO LADY:
noun
"any female who is an ashawo, runz babe, wh*re, or prostitute..
they are known public sex workers"


PARTIAL OLOSHO:
noun
"any lady who isnt known for olosho-ism and is probably in a relationship but has the traits of an olosho viz;
exchanging sex for money (mostly t-fare) with boyfriend
flirting and/or fvcking another guy who isnt you boyfriend/spouse etc.."

having known the definitions of these terms below are 7 things/facts about broke guys and olosho ladies...


PS: all points / facts have been compiled based on research, personal & public experience, statistical analysis and logical reasoning..

1.)VERY FRIENDLY:
Yes!!...broke guys are usually very friendly perharps cos they dont know who might end up helping them or maybe to get free fvcks from ladies......
in the same vain olosho ladies have been found to be very friendly also esp to customers and friends and family perharps they do it to avoid being stigmatized or so...
The only time they go savage is when they are hunting for customers

2.)SEX PROWESS AND FREQUENT SEX:
obiously, olosho ladies have sex often and are usually very good at it cos its what they do but research has shown that most broke guys are very good in bed and they have sex often since they have got nothing doing........they uaually get free fvcks from ladies easily too (ie ladies tend to fall for them esp the cute ones more often than not)

3.)GOOD WITH WORDS:
well the fvck often and to do that you have to convince the lady.........since they dont have the cash (the only word most ladies hear) they usually have or develop in some cases the other thing that can be use to lure ladies to bed; i.e "the tongue of hedelogy the god of sweet talk/tongue".........,olosho ladies too are good with words esp when they are trying to convince a potential customer to pick them

4.)IMPECCABLE DRESS SENSE AND STYLE:
granted olosho ladies have the perfect dress sense, know the perfect dress combinations, know all the latest designs and other shiiii etc cos its all part of their profession........broke too are usually very coversant with the latest dress code and what to wear to a particular occassion......they often look well dressed
(usually in stylish clothes and rarely in corperate wears) in parties and ceremonies even though half if not all of the things they wear are borrowed wears

5.)FAST THINKING:
yep! most broke guys are pretty fast thinkers...
due to constant thinking on how to alleviate their situation they end up being accustom to thinking and in the end mastering the act of thinking fast for solutions
sadly though most do not act fast.......similarly, olosho ladies (though research show some are dumb) are pretty smart and fast thinkers too...
They develop this shiiii cos it helps the smart ones avoid trouble or come outta trouble if they eventually enter one

6.)GOOD ATHLETES:
this isnt completely true for them olosho ladies as most aiint good in some sports but one sport they are very good at is RUNNING.
They have mastered the act of running and in very high heels too...
Unlike the olosho ladies who are good in one sport most broke gys are usually good athletes
research has shown that they are mostly good at games like football, basketball, scrabble, table-tennis and running

and lastly


THEY EXIST:
people do say things like "there are no broke or olosho persons"
or
"no guy is broke"
or
no lady is an olosho....its just circumstances"

well these people are wrong cos research, personal and public experiences, statistics and logical reasoning have all shown that broke guys do exist just like olosho ladies exist.....
Trust me when i say this cos yours faithfully (me) was once a broke guy (a partially broke guy to be precise)...
Olosho ladies and broke guys are alive today and they live among us.........

Being broke is not a permanent shiii as anyone can break off from its shakles.....it takes a little determination and hardwork

similarly a lady cant be an olosho forever......she can break free from it too
#say_no_to_OLOSHOISM

this shud be on FRONT PAGE.. everything u said up dere is 100% accurate........mods pls do the needful

all niggaz shud check out my signature on my profile...I REPEAT INTERESTED NIGGAS ONLY

all niggaz shud check out my signature on my profile...I REPEAT INTERESTED NIGGAS ONLY

Nairalandaire:
Let's call her to sing for Buhari

NairalandCS

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Freeze007:
Hi,
I am looking for a cool nice girl, I promise to make you happy when we meet, not that I am looking for a call girl but a mature girl that understands that feelings are natural. I will always appreciate your time.. I am around Oshodi any girl around the environs should give me a beep and I will return the call...
please ladies come out and don't be shy, about me 28-35sh,average height, athletic, straight, gregarious and willing to expell�
+2348096581141
Ladies I am waiting for rich, average, comfortable, to be honest you know you are that person I am talking about, so what are you waiting for, hit me up
ciao

gt dem ur selves with these

all niggaz shud check out my signature on my profile...I REPEAT INTERESTED NIGGAS ONLY

all niggaz shud check out my signature on my profile...I REPEAT INTERESTED NIGGAS ONLY

all niggaz shud check out my signature on my profile...I REPEAT INTERESTED NIGGAS ONLY

all niggaz shud check out my signature on my profile...I REPEAT INTERESTED NIGGAS ONLY

all niggaz shud check out my signature on my profile...I REPEAT INTERESTED NIGGAS ONLY

all niggaz shud check out my signature on my profile...I REPEAT INTERESTED NIGGAS ONLY

all niggaz shud check out my signature on my profile...I REPEAT INTERESTED NIGGAS ONLY

all niggaz shud check out my signature on my profile...I REPEAT INTERESTED NIGGAS ONLY

alexialin:
Lol. Send a pm.

but na warri u dy stay @bi

all niggaz shud check out my signature on my profile...I REPEAT INTERESTED NIGGAS ONLY

all niggaz shud check out my signature on my profile...I REPEAT INTERESTED NIGGAS ONLY

all niggaz shud check out my signature on my profile...I REPEAT INTERESTED NIGGAS ONLY

all niggaz shud check out my signature on my profile...I REPEAT INTERESTED NIGGAS ONLY

all niggaz shud check out my signature on my profile...I REPEAT INTERESTED NIGGAS ONLY

alexialin:
Heheheheheheheh thats me jor!
No be only Chinese pix

ewo...let's private chat each oda omotena

all niggaz shud check out my signature on my profile...I REPEAT INTERESTED NIGGAS ONLY