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sigba: Lol. My doc, i'm suprised that those big books you studied in school didnt block ur sense of humour. I dey feel ur jokes bad.

hehehe, thanks sigba honey [abeg i no dey ujchief league o!] u na correct chic. mo ti likey joooooor...

anuz: Am nt offended at all . Jst dat ma breakfast has not bn served.

uh-oh... i do serve breakfast around 7, but you are so in luck... let me send you the one plate remaining... bon appetit!

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seeing an increasing number of guests, but encouraged to by the other new faces in here...
SEANTEMPLE, OLASUNKANDE, YEMORINHO... you are most welcome.
come on in if you are a PROSPECTIVE BATCH B NYSC CANDIDATE

anuz:

OOPS, i'm sorry o, if you are offended... dont mean no harm...

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PROMZY 143, yeah i see you, and the house is 143-ing you too
KPOLLI... dont be shy, come on in!
JEFF O1, BIGGIE 101... the house welcomes you again and again!
ANUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZ mehn i dey laff oh!

8 GUESTS
abeg o make una stop to dey stalk for window... enter through the main door... NO DULLIN' MY PIPO!!!

ujchief: another uniben graduate. The other one was ice-FISH, dis one na dennis-BEE, wheres aligator, chimpanze and gorilla? Laff wan tear my empty stomach

ujchief... abeg o, not this morning lololololol

GOODMORNING TO THE OLD AND NEW MEMBERS... PRESENT AND ABSENT [FOR NOW]
BIG HELLO TO THE NEW FACES IN THE HOUSE... YOU ARE ALL WELCOME! FEEL FREE TO CREST YOUR NAME ON THE WALLS OF THE HOUSE! WE ARE FAMILY, AND WE ALL COOL YEAH.
I AM ALL ABOUT HANDLING MY DUTIES OVER HERE, AND WILL GO TO THE MARKET TODAY UNFAILINGLY... RAINY WEATHER HAS BEEN MY BANE FOR THE PAST DAYS NOW, SO TODAY, I DECLARE... NO WEAPON!!!
I MUST RAID THE MARKET TODAY O!!!

Abbasufi: AM MISSIN MY DOCTOR LOSKEE, SHE AND OKOYA WHER D ONLY ONES DAT WISHD ME HAPPY BIRTHDAE 2DAE.

hi Abbasufi! good to see you here! hope you had fun celebrations!!!
@all-- goodnight house! thank God we have settled in and have places or corners to sleep tonight.
tomorrow we will arrange the house to our taste!

anuz: D name is Aanu. Friends call me anus. lol

lolololololololol!!! it follows that your name will be yabbed beyond your wildest imagination! now this is really funny!!!

KINNAD! KINNAD!! KINNAD!!!
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I CALLED YOU BRO
STILL WAITING...

samsolite: Samsolite.... reporting to camp!!! So good to be here peeps

you are welcome o! samsolite.... na d brand name of the box wey you go carry go camp??

icefish: Nah sardine oh ℓoℓ

lol sardine icefish! u r most welcome...
greetings from dr Loskee in this honorable house!

[quote author=9-zeros]icefish, na rivers go make sense pass 4 u. u just dey swim go ur PPA.....very smoothly. lol.[/quote]hey, chief 9, everyone really took notice of icefish, aka kifi in hausa and azu in igbo.... wetin e be for yoruba??

kinnad: Pls some1 shld gv me loskee's fb name,since she dsnt want 2. Teteyeks,who offended u here da made u run away. U ddnt even wait 2 get ur bday gift frm me,dats unfair. I see u n flairlady@d window,plz come in,post ur fb names n let me add u. Thanks

kinnad... you sef, you dey provoke easily oh! nor be you wen send me pm, i com reply you, no show. guy no let me vex for here... lolz
ok resend the pm and lemme give you the details owk?
sowie perhaps you didnt get my reply to your pm
i'm waiting for you padi mi!!!

hey y'all
i can see the house is changing gear o... entering a higher gear as nysc things get underway... we are getting real excited by the day...
welcoming all on board both old and new...
WAISTBEAD! WAISTBEAD!! WAISTBEAD!!!
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I CALLED YOU
BETTER DO WHAT YOU MUST O! NO DULLIN', NO STALKIN'

peace!!!

sigba: Morning guys. Hope y'all slept well on ur new beds, hmmmm, i perceive sweet aroma of pancake from the kitchen. Who's preparing it? I know it's Doc Loskee(very sure). Lemme take a peep

yes o, my sigbagba... hope you have eaten your fill.. can never have enough of pancakes y'know... lol

[quote author=T.stone][/quote]guy you funny o, so na only one tooth wey you get to brush... i think i'd have to further mash the pancake for my toothless baby o lol

yaaay!!!
see our big new house... sha i agree with dennisbee

dennisbee: Welcome everybody to our new house. But I was thnkin we could hit page 200 b4 packing out.

why dem no gree make we gbagaun 200 before we commot naw? dulling moderators...
but the new house is great anyway. it'll make for inclusion of new faces in here!!!

Abbasufi: DATS MY DOCTOR,OPE ALL IS WELL

yes detective abbasufi... although you went AWOL on your detective duty fa!

norilicious: sorry if i didnt add u on fb..i hv to knw who am addin..i cnt add evryone dt sends me friend request...is nt abt makin friends is abt maintainin dem..*cheers*...

hey norilicious! long time gal...

[quote author=T.stone]*clapping* Dr, you are a genius mehn. That's the whole loving house. Enjoy your day![/quote]that's what friends are for, and that's what love can do

[quote author=9-zeros]i see u. soon, we 'll have CHOCOMILO.... triplets.[/quote]yes boss! it's on the way for real lol

Chokolee i see you...
where is your twin brother CHOKOMANIA?

hello people... sending my shoutouts for the day...
to the boss 9-zeros, okoya, t.stone, dennisbee, kinnad, moshoodn, abbasufi, ezemarcel, nasty22, odicowest, luvola, nell07, naijaobi, ujchief, fluid26 [e don tey small shaa], teteyaks, bukkylois [how are you in jos today dear, GOD is on your side], shygal [she don dey scarce fa!], babycutey, sigbagbagba , bj88 [anoda scarcing chic], take care of yourselves and make the countdown all worthwhile...

got a lot of stuff to do today so... catch y'all later!
peace all!

Abbasufi: MY SWTHRT DEY CALL ME NEMESIS

no not in that light you mean.
i meant that the guy was praying they post Barcanaija to kano, not knowing that our great NL detective, our very own ABBASUFI is from the same kano. he was referring to kano as a punishment posting or an ill-fated posting zone. that's what i meant, hope you get me

kinnad: unec? a lady ibiam babe. i'm a marierean guy#winks#

HEY KINNAD, ARE U ALSO A LION THIS IS BECOMING VERY INTERESTING!!!
SMALLWORLDINDEED
BUT YOU GOTTA KNOW, I WAS NEVER A LADY IBIAMITE!!!

naijaobi: I TOT AM THE ONLY ONE WHO HATES THAT WORD...OTONDO...LMAO..
IN IGBO THAT WORD MEANS A BIG TANK..IN OTHER WORDS, AN EMPTY VESSEL.LOL

MY PEOPLE, I KNOW THE WORD SOUNDS INDEED LIKE... LIKE... A VERY UNINSPIRING WORD, BUT LET US SEE THAT WORD AS A CHALLENGE. WE ARE GOING TO OUR RESPECTIVE CAMPS AND PPAs TO FILL OUR LIVES WITH SOCIETY EXPERIENCES AND COME OUT STRONGER.
I THINK IT'S THE HAUSAS THAT CALL IT 'AJUWAYAS' OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT...

NNA MEHN, CORPERSHUNS DON SUFFER OOOOO!!!

SIGNING OUT NOW... YAWN...
#YAWN...
#YAWNS AGAIN.......
ABEG OH, MAKE I NOR SWALLOW THIS THREAD
GOODNIGHT, AND HAPPY SUNDAY Y'ALL!!!

Abbasufi: HMMM KANO NA MY STATE FA!

NEMESIS!

chokomania: Yea. I graduated from unec 2009/2010 academic session.

HABA, THE SAME ACADEMIC YEAR WITH ME?
THIS ONE DON PASS COINCIDENCE.. THIS IS WITCH-HUNTING MEN!!!
ANYWAYS IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
INBOX ME ON NAIRALAND OK? WOULD LOVE TO MEET MY FELLOW FROM MY ALMA MATER!

luvola: i left this thread at page 118 and it took me 5days to read all up to date. Kudos to u dudez. @ sigba - i am eyeing u ,i dnt mind u given me just a chance.

luvola, this one beats KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS

kinnad: y r u guyz doing diz to me? 172 pages already n i stopped@154. so tell me,how do i go abt it. moreover my loskee isnt encouraging me@ll.lest i 4get,u galz r cute on fb. sigba topping d list,norricious,shygal,n nasty.okoyas r many also eze marcels. stil xpectin d rest of u guys, n my loskee too

awww... kinnad durln... i was scared you had abandoned me too. i had sent two mails to you but no show from your side. so i said toh, make i just kuku collect d package chief naijaobi kept for all those who are planless...
i carry my bucket begin baff for top transformer... had no choice

Okoya: Tried posting buh it's saying file too large... Mayb because of d fone I used to snap them

guy, i don tire to hear this your exceeding excuse joooor...
compress dat pic and show some skin my man
no dullin mehn...

Cabme: guy u ar real mak d house luk lively kept on lv u

nna, guy, this your english mehn, na ching chong hwa oooo!!!

nell07: oga barca.
If u've been around as u claim, u would've observed that this is a waiting stage.
We got thru d doubt of batch B existence. Then we got thru d anxiety of being mobilised,
and when that was settled, we all put heads together to decide d best states for us (for those who wanna influence theirs anyway)
and now dat d heat is over, we've had a couple of well-meaning thread members provide us an exhaustive list of items u might wanna purchase in preparation fer camp, and DAT IS WAT U SHOULD BE DOING NOW.

Postings hav been 'OFFICIALLY' concluded and now we re waiting wit much hope for d call up notes to be delivered to d skls... If u paid any attention, u'd notice dat some have already started making plans to go bak to skl for "statement of result" etc.

Whatever drama u see playing itself out on here is merely a waiting tactics, and a way to take d anxiety of posting out of our minds. And a way to keep the thread alive so it doesnt die before callup letters have been recieved. So, i think u should be commending the ppl who take their time to come here and chip in their 2cents so as to keep the thread from hitting a dead end.

And moreover dis is a great time to get to know ur colleagues. Fraternisation is a priceless concept that can never be overmphasised. Well i'm sorry if NOone has advised u on d need for networking
And if u think there's any issue that is yet to be tackled concerning NYSC, WHY NOT JUST BRING IT UP and then we'll look into it together

Justmyopinionsha

nell07, YOU ARE JUST THE BEST... THANKYOU FOR HITTING THE NAIL ON THE HEAD, FOR PUTTING A SQUARE PEG IN A SQUARE HOLE, FOR UPGRADING THE LAZY ONES, FOR MAKING THE UNINFORMED ENLIGHTENED,
FOR..................................
I COULD GO ON AND ON AND ON...
3 WORDS FOR YOU NELLIE-- YOU TOO GBASKI!!!

does your ear now perceive smell?

chokomania: .
Yeah. The call up number is da koko. So make u no shake.

hey were u in unec...?

Shygal: hahahahahahaha... doci doc ur funny o.... As 4me i'll b goin 2 benue whr i schd on d 25th, am presntly in jtwn. Rainy mornin here too

ok shy... enjoy ur weekend...

oweniwe: no more enlightening information about nysc batch b again. Una don turn d thread to beer palour

Say hi to me. . . Mr Fineboy

but guy, you look like the owner of the beer parlor yourself

[quote author=T.stone]Viewing this topic T.stone and 2 guest(s).

Why is the house so dry?[/quote]some plausible reasons...
1. it's raining and the weather is so cool and the best for tossing and turning in bed
2. we have begun our normal saturday house chores and will return to NL before, during or after breakfast.

so i am still asking.. when are we hoping to reach our respective schools for our callups?