Photoshopped hips and curves... these pictures are glaringly touched up

IamSoProlific:


Lolz....na matter u dey find now ooo, her monicker looks familiar to me just as neighbor of mine that experienced such last week.

But I'm sure she won't take it seriously unlike u doing kpegburu...

Haaa! Small play ooo! Shekele play o abeg...

IamSoProlific:


Upon all ur strictness, they still no fear ni

Lolz....abeg was it at carwash and what time of the day did that happen?

Night I guess.

Ah... guy you are not nice. So u had to check her bio before commenting and making fun of her?

Excuse yourself out of this forum if you are here to advertise your fantasies.
The person in question is a minor. The names have been changed for privacy and security reasons.
The child is well known to me, as well as his mother. It has been a traumatic time for this child for over eight months now. He is not even up to 10 years old. He is still experiencing post traumatic stress disorder, and has been having several visits to the doctors, child psychologists, and pediatricians for different injuries incurred.
It's just so you know, that it was not an act between two CONSENTING adults. Capslock on purpose

badman007:


Oga where did you see rape in this post?

Ogbeche77:
See who's back
Elrufai made you come out of your hiatus.. Lol

I should say same of you lol
How u dey

E L R U F A I
F A I L U R E

you do the analysis...
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luvinhubby:


₦16,000

I just wish you were in Abuja. We have a severe scarcity of good mechanics and people with sound knowledge of cars. Most who call themselves automechanics are just here to rip one off

luvinhubby:

New.
Lots of toks have been worked on.

Hello the trending @luvinhubby
Please how much will a front windshield for 2003 Honda accord v6 cost?

Thanks in advance

Where is beaf when u need him? I have missed that guy walahi

outstandingsyll:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

Nne is this not Lady Ibiam hostel in unec? Looks a lot like it sha. #iRepUNN


And a very happy Birthday to you dear. You look great. How old are you now #singing

outstandingsyll:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

Nne is this not Lady Ibiam hostel in unec? Looks a lot like it sha. #iRepUNN

verygudbadguy:
One of the reasons why we should embrace one another and stop this hatred game among all tribes. Yesterday, there was a Stay-at-home order as instructed by IPOB.

The government on the order hand demolished a market in Abuja largely populated by the most successful business tribe in Nigeria.

My advice, you can't eat your cake and have it. I'm not against the struggle of BIAFRA because UK exited EU as an exercise of their right and heaven did not fall.

What I am against however is this, you can not be doing business and thriving on all other tribe's soil and still be hoping to actualize the BIAFRA.

My Igbo brothers, I love you guys. Forgive and forget the past. Let's move on and make a better Nigeria. #OneNaija
#ProudlyNigerian #OmoYoruba #LiveAndLetsLive

Once again, omo Yoruba are the first to shout forgive and forget. Meanwhile you people teamed up with the north to decimate and reduce a whole race to a pile of rubble. As if that atrocity was not enough, your father confiscated all the wealth of the igbo man by giving each man a measly £20 no matter how much he had in the bank. You caused many more men and women to commit suicide, as they could not live with the frustration you brought upon them. The same you people voted in this failed leader bereft of ideas for a better nation, and before everyone's eyes he is carrying out a personal vendetta on the igbos in so many ways, one of which was to demolish the market without prior notice nor hope of getting a compensation...
And after all your evils direct and indirect...
You have the mouth to say just forgive and forget.
I am only watching you guys.
Two-timing ethnic group!

kbams241:
Buhari is working.. dis won't b a gud news to our angry ipAD wailers

See olodo

Hi house
Pls who has any review on this Montana tyres...
I just bought it, and honestly, aesthetically it is the ugliest tyres I've ever seen fitted to a car.
the threading design looks so much like those for huge trucks and lorries...
And my car is just a small Toyota Corolla 2005 model. Makes my car look very ugly.
I feel like throwing them iinto the Atlantic Ocean and buying a new set like gt radial or something.
Pls can someone recommend a nice tyre for me, with the dimensions 205/65r15. Anyone within the price range of 12-14k. Thanks.

otokx:


Which free money? Their salaries have been stopped since November.

Guy, they have been paid even for December, at least in my center. I don't know about yours
We just keep fuelling this vicious circle of inter-professional beef and grievances that will take us absolutely nowhere.

Let's just let go and let patients be our primary concern. Maybe then, the government will be drawn to make life better for us without us having to leave our duty post and take to the streets.

Let us see what this imminent dawn of a new Era of democracy will afford us.

God help us all.

Johesu should follow suit and stop being so donkey-headed in their bid to show their perceived importance. Go back to work and stop eating free money osiso!

UC
FAST

chester47:
All of these things you wrote here doesn't have anything to do with the vaginal odor,why do Nigerians just keep commenting on things there are not sure of?Are you a doctor how did you know that HIV OR GONORRHEA OR SYPHILIS CAUSES ODOR,What do you know about pap smear or biopsy,What do you even know by cervix cancer,PLEAE CEVIX CANCER HAS A FOUL SMELL BUT IT ONLY OCCURS MAINLY WHEN YOURE IN YOUR MENOPAUSE AND YOU GET VAGINAL DISCHARGE SOMETIMES THAT IIS CERVIX CANCER,AM NOT COMMENTING ON THIS POST AGAIN BUT I WILL ADVICE YOU IF MY CLINIC WAS CLOSE I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU TO COME BUT SINCE IT VERY FAR,I SAY PLEASE DONT TAKE ANY DRUGS,CREAM,JUST WALK DIRECT TO YOUR DOCTOR AND TELL HIM THAT YOU HAVE BACTERIA VAGINOSIS,this mainly popular bacteria that occur mostly in women.but since i have not examined you am not sure i am supposed to ask you series of question you can add me on facebook or bbm so to help or email me

And finally brethren, this is how we know the quacks in our midst, posing as doctors.
First, you don't have at least a fair command of pidgin English, let alone the Queen's English, and you come here to blab about studying abroad....

Oh yeah, he said Ukraine or some backyard like that. Little wonder.

Now, Mr Danger Mouse, have you ever heard about a workup, about differential diagnoses and about ruling out Ossipee coexisting pathologies? Just in case you are not thinking, HIV for instance can cause reduced immunity that can make the patient come down with opportunistic infections, one of which is cervical cancer for your information.

Second, nobody has said she must have any or all of the above illnesses as causes. When you come to the clinic, you take tests to rule in or rule out causative organisms as the case may be, and treat according to findings. You don't just walk straight and say you have a certain disease if not, why didn't you just go ahead and treat yourself since you already know what the heck is wrong with you?

Third, and pathetically not the least, I saw your lengthy writeup about hormones and chromosomes implicated in some imbalance of some sort that causes odor... C'mon man, this is the TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY!!! Information is everywhere. I read it umpteen times to be able to even make out a bit from your plethoric balderdash.

You can keep deceiving the world the much you can, until you find yourself all by yourself.

Shame on you, QUACK!!!

First of all, op, if she is a babe that is séxually active, she needs to see a doctor urgently. Vajayjay odor is not something to be managed or overlooked. Infact any other smell from it apart from the usual feminine smell is an indicator of an ongoing pathology, which could be an infection, or even something as serious as a cancer.
My honest advice, as an oncologist who sees these things everyday of my practice, is for you to sympathize with this friend of yours and explain the need for her to see a doctor urgently on this matter. Offer to go with her because she will need support. It's not easy having an intimate problem.
Let her undergo basic swab tests that should include a high vàginal swab, an endocervical swab. These swabs will undergo microscopy, culture and sensitivity for any possible incriminating bacteria, fungus or other parasite.
If séxually active, she needs to do blood tests/serology to rule out syphilis, gonorrhea, HIV or other séxually transmitted diseases.
If séxually active, she should undergo what is called a Pap smear of her cervix to ensure she doesn't have any abnormal cells in her cervix. Abnormal cells if detected will necessitate the need for a biopsy to be sure she does not have a cancer of her cervix. Many a time too, this can be the cause of long standing Vajayjay odor.

So in essence, dear op, show her that you care indeed, not by buying her a perfume which will only temporarily mask the odor and ooze from her most prized part of her body, but take it all the way to the medics in the quest for a cure, so she can have her self confidence and esteem once again
She will forever remember you as a true friend for this.

I truly hope this helps.
Thanks.

I truly miss this house. Thanks for your well wishing contra and ujchief. God bless this house. I wish we could revive it for the purpose of helping one another. Cheers!

mentally unstable mom, that woman








but this gist is stale sha ooooo... e don teeeeey wen dis tin happen naaaa, haba!
get current gists already.

nice one, davidylan. in fact it is a total turn-on to have a guy that can cook. even if i would not let him control the kitchen, it is fun to have him willing to shred beef, chop onions and do the cooking and dishes together. wow

meanwhile, the soup looks delicious too! kudos to you, being able to afford urself a nice soup in the states. i hope the ingredients are not so expensive or difficult to find.

hello house

please, i keep seeing all this 'make money online' 'i made 500 dollars today online' this and that. please help me with the kind of legitimate businesses that i can do online. i dont mind about the fact that it may take some time to materialize. i have steady internet access, and have a satisfactory knowledge of the use of computer. every candid input will be highly appreciated.

thankyou all

treatise:
The narratives imply the magnitude of impacts if any of the 8 fails not necessarily that those not mentioned are tendencious toward asphyxia. If any of the others fails, the spiral effects could be contained more easily if juxtaposed with the mentioned 8. I am stunned that most Nairalanders viewed the discourse in a comical and trivial manner. Hello !

Hi! Patrick Obaghiagbon on Nairaland... we hear you loud and clear. DUH?!
you, my grammarian need not be stunned, because Nigeria is a total comic right now. Nigerian people have tried in ways civil and barbaric to air their views with little reward for their good intents and purposes. so we will just sit back and observe as things unfold. when things start getting serious, we will also get serious. save your energies for the rainy day, fellow Nigerians.

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it is his customized al-janu that is worrying him. if u have to joke, send it to the JOKES section.
stop derailing well-defined threads, or you face a ban.















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EFOSA VAL:


its not side seam its the mid seam

And thanks to all for you beautiful comments.

Onarri dear we dey wait your go ahead o.how things with you.

yeah thats what i mean. how do i align the sleeve slit with the back mid seam to ensure they are in the same continuous line? how do i correctly measure the place to slit my sleeve so that it lines up with the midseam when i am joining the sleeve to the body of the jacket? thanks

i am constantly watching this space.
mrs efosaval, please, how do i get the sleeve seam to meet with the jacket side seam and back seam?
i'm still a learner, but all the explanations so far make good sense to me.
thanks.