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useless man I can bet my 7 inch dick and my balls that man can't stand me one on one in a fist duel

pics or I don't believe

We should all know this was an avenue to waste money

LexngtonSteele:
As part of hometraining, every man should be taught to give a minimum level of respect to ALL women.

Read his initial comment

I've read it he didn't insult anyone's mother

LexngtonSteele:
Read it again...slowly. Where is the insult in the question?

mentioning his mother directly or indirectly was an insult

LexngtonSteele:
Really? whose leftover was your mum?
Beefing those who would always be ahead of you in all ramifications.
Take heart!

Why insult his mother

Part away with the b!tch she's manner less you don't need such for a friend

TimeManager:
Ipob slaves could be tempted to jump in the Lagoon seeing this. If it was iweala on the podium, the generation of peasants would have drenched this thread with loads of ejaculation as though it changes their slavish status in modern Nigeria.

Truth is mine!

You cursed son of hell

undeniable result of too much telemundo

refiner:
lol!....amebo!....I ask u all dat?

i am nt an amebo u know what dont quote me again this ends now

refiner:
how sure dere are brighter years ahead of u!!!


and if dats u at ur dp den u must be brighter Dan ur future!

hello i am born with a golden spoon nt even silver i hv since birth so my years hv always been bright nd will get brighter

refiner:
yea dear....I don't expect him to go and steal just to please me!!...I know he has a brighter future!

really but my future is already here and they are brighter years ahead to come

refiner:
a #20 bubble gum!

you liked it ?

refiner:
no fanx,,,,,I still like my bf like dat!

whats the most expensive gift he ever bought for you

refiner:
I knw number 6 must be dere!


hoes every where!

bleep island guys...my ajegunle bf is OK for me any day!

am an island guy can we meet i will take you go shopping at polo avenue and you will know ur ajegunle bf isnt OK for you

do this girls think we nairaland guys are stupid they come in here write thrash and expect us to believe sorry ur story sound like something out of a nollywood script be more creative next time

This guy has seen his next victim domestic violence loading 10%

Daniel2289:
Not that she want it sharp sharp. Maybe she is not comfortable with it. Like me, I don't wear tight boxers.

because u also want it sharp sharp

mbaka0433:
DAT NUMBER ONE DEY FEAR ME DIE

it aint a problem for guys like me

ssoftappless:
ure wrong, what they type reflect who they are.

No on nairaland they type to be seen as some kind of celebrity now that ego over whats really needs to be done they wants to be celebs on NL so they type senseless things with that aim in mind

you cant judge someone intelligence by what he or she type on social media hear them speak and u will evaluate their intelligence better

jonaifame22:
I dey lagos! So what?

lagos u sure no be benin city

jonaifame22:
guy ow far you na,why u jus dey interview me?

bros if u dey my shoe u go do the same thing abeg help me i dey tensed

jonaifame22:
wat's the surname of ur own sandra?

guy abeg na benin city u dey i no fit tell u her surname

This OP is deadbeat

jonaifame22:
wetin happen u get package for me?

no my babe name na sandra and she get toned skin and she give excuse yesterday why she no go fit celebrate valentine with me

jonaifame22:
I played my ps3 up until very late in the night around 2:30 am.only to wake up and see 3 missed call on checking it,I found out that it was sandra,she actually beleived me when I told her I'm gonna take her out today.
I returned her call, I didn't want her to start feeling funny, una know sey naija gals once u don fvck them dem go dey expect make you dey carry their matter for head like afro,once e come be like sey dem stretch their hand small wey dem no see you,dem go talk sey "it's because you have gotten what you want that's why you're acting how you like, sha continue,everybody will reap the reward of their work
So as I called her she picked immediately and she answered saying "baby ow are you" heyyyyyy see me see something, because I don fvck am now she wan dey use sweet names take anchor me to her life.
So we fixed a venue. And by 1 pm we both met at a neutral ground then we chattered a cab and headed to my favourite spot . Then I ordered a full roast chicken for the both of us wth drinks and pepper soup too, as we ate, I cld see the beauty in her eyes and her toned skin, and I felt that she's very beautiful, all of a sudden, the spirit of lust gave me a sound warning asking me not to allow dis gal charm me wth her beauty,but rather I should jus play along and keep choppn and cleaning mouth, then I made efforts to hold her hands and I rubbed it gently as I did that I cld feel my dick stand strong KPOM! As the spirit of lust whip me wth it's wicked koboko of konji
Then I started praising her good qualities jus for her to follow me home,which she did, then as we got 2my room,I didn't need to say much,she jus went to the bed straight and lay down like she did the last time and started pressing her phone and when I joined her, I began to run my hands around her beautiful body,and I gummed my body to her's and I guess she cld feel my breath, and then I made her sit up on the bed while I kneeled in front of her and pulled her red shirt and loosed her bra and her beautiful big breast spilled out of the bra when I loosed it and before the breast could reach it's hanging limits I caught the both of them mid air perfectly well, right there and then I began to see that I have goal keeping skills dat can rival that of peter cech.
Then I planted my small but succulent lips on her nipple.s
and sucked it tenderly, I even raised the breasts up and licked the underneath she was crazy when i was doin all of dis as she kept making sounds like aAaahhh ahhhhh sssshhhhh ssshhhhhh, unnnhhhhhhh ummmmmhhhhh.
She wrapped her hands around my neck. And was trying to raise my head to kiss me, but I had plans of pulling her trousers to suck her beautiful and sweet pvssy, then I gently made her lie down on the bed and pulled her trouser and then I pulled her pants and sniffed it and I saw her reaction, and then I part her beautiful long legs and there it was, the beautiful pvssy that was abt scattering my brain, as my mouth got near the pvssy, I pecked it and gently gummed my lips wth her pvssy lips and sucked it gently and professionally,as I did that she moaned uummmmhhhhh, ummmmmhhh,ssssshhhh, I svcked her continously until I heard sniffing like she 's crying and then I pulled my trousers and boxers, as I pulled them I saw her curling her legs in anticipation of the grand entry of my dick in her sweet pvssy,finally I dangled my able dick for her to see the lenght and breath of it, and whn I put it in2 her she pressed my arms strongly. And I cruised in2 her like a fast and furious driver she covered her mouth wth her hands. And I felt my lovely akamu abt to spill after thrusting her wth my dick for a while and as I climaxed she cried out wth such a loud voice cos of the speed and force at which I penetrated her and after that, I left my dick in her pvssy and then I kissed her and stood frm her after a while!

Bros abeg na benin city u dey stay

cruzita:
SLAP HER




THEN SHE WILL FALL DOWN ON THE BED




THEN U START

thats rape na

cruzita:
SLAP HER




THEN SHE WILL FALL DOWN ON THE BED




THEN U START

thats rape na

you are not going to get any of them by being this silly