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 Nairaland General › Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by lovat(m): 8:25am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Let me share mine. I remember around 2010 i traveled to see my friend and i was like, this place is so cool without gals. I will attend the Christ Embassy on Sunday to get pretty gals to keep us company while my annual leave last. Early sunday morning, i donned my Tuxedo to look cool and Fresh so that i can get the best girls in church. I was oppourtuned to sit in the front seat facing Pastor. My eyes now descended on thus beautiful usher which I've penciled for after service talk. I was feeling funky all through the service because i know how to play that cool dope gentleman. My Ordeal started when that usher was smiling, she had to change from her position and the next one that came was smiling. I was just thinking in my head "Dis ones don fall for my charm" I was planning what i will tell them differently when a male usher walked up to me and told me can i excuse him let's talk outside. I just felt maybe he has read my mind and i fallowed him outside. The Usher didn't know how he will tell me but he just said "Bros, your trouser don tear under" I immediately put my hand under and i could touch my boxers without any covering. Chai, Eze don kill me. My friend wore my trouser a day before and because he is way fatter than me the thing tore under and he couldn't tell me when i got home because i was sleeping then and he couldn't tell me in the morning because he was asleep when i left for church. I just shyly told the usher Thanks and i ran from church without even taking my Bible along. Got home told my friend that he has ended my leave that I'm leaving back for Lagos. The shame of mmeeting any of those girls couldn't allow me to wait any minute because the next minute i was in Onitsha park boarding a bus coming back to Lagos. Wiseandtrue where u dey 7 Likes |
| Family › Re: Widow Banished For Having Sex On Late Husband’s Bed In Ebonyi (Photo) by lovat(m): 8:02am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Wiseandtrue:I've had the longest ban ever Feb to July because i called out some Muslim falsehood  1 Like |
| Culture › Re: 7 Benefits Of Speaking Nigeria’s Three Major Languages by lovat(m): 6:37pm On Jul 20, 2017 |
Ezionye:But you look igbo and your profile says you stay in the east. What am i getting wrong |
| Crime › Re: Old Woman Paraded For Having Sex With A Young Man In Ebonyi (Photos) by lovat(m): 12:04pm On Jul 20, 2017 |
DianaJ:She married but the husband is late |
| Family › Re: Widow Banished For Having Sex On Late Husband’s Bed In Ebonyi (Photo) by lovat(m): 11:51am On Jul 20, 2017 |
All i can glean from this is that the conservative nature of the Igbos is stil strong. A lot of villages in Igboland will do same or even worse 1 Like |
| Culture › Re: 7 Benefits Of Speaking Nigeria’s Three Major Languages by lovat(m): 11:45am On Jul 20, 2017 |
Ezionye:don't tell me you can't speak igbo |
| Family › Re: Widow Banished For Having Sex On Late Husband’s Bed In Ebonyi (Photo) by lovat(m): 11:42am On Jul 20, 2017 |
Dfinex:Is your brain paining you? Do Old women get wet under? Do they moan? Wiseandtrue please come tell me ooo |
| Politics › Re: Are Igbos Really 'Special Brothers' With The Delta Ethnicities? If So, How? by lovat(m): 10:39pm On Jul 18, 2017 |
Lok at how Rossiki my little boy is using Igbo people here to make his leisure pranks. I salute pazienza for not schooling an igbophobia psycopath who ddon't deserve any repoy to any of those stupid questions he asked |
| Travel › Re: Yankari Wikki Warm Springs Underwater Video & Photos by lovat(m): 10:00pm On Jul 18, 2017 |
SalamRushdie:are you serious |
| Politics › Re: Lagos APC Primary Turns Bloody, Party Chairman & Others Brutally Beaten (Photos) by lovat(m): 8:37pm On Jul 18, 2017 |
Drabeey:Stop sounding stupid for once in your life 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Administration Increased The Activities Of Terrorists – Garba Shehu by lovat(m): 5:39pm On Jul 18, 2017 |
Firefire:I've sent you a PM 1 Like |
| Health › Re: 5 Types Of People You Are Likely To Meet At A Lagos Gym by lovat(m): 3:43pm On Jul 18, 2017 |
Ezionye:Your shape is good. You luk cute |
| Properties › Re: Looking For A Place To Rent by lovat(m): 2:08pm On Jul 18, 2017 |
jenny21:do you need in Egbeda |
| Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Administration Increased The Activities Of Terrorists – Garba Shehu by lovat(m): 12:39pm On Jul 18, 2017 |
Firefire:Egbon mi, how is it? Can we talk offline? I got something for us to discuss. Can i pm you?? |
| Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Administration Increased The Activities Of Terrorists – Garba Shehu by lovat(m): 12:39pm On Jul 18, 2017 |
Firefire:Egbon mi, how is it? Can we talk offline? I got something for us to discuss. Can i pm you? |
| Politics › Re: Why Do Most Northern Hate The Great Igbo by lovat(m): 1:28am On Jan 31, 2017 |
SUBWAY101:My landlord in my Office is a Yoruba respected elder and he do tell me that Nigeria cannot be salvaged rather it should be divided and all ethnic group chart their own course. I think some of these Ipob youths here are kids and so quick to throw shades at Yoruba even when the matter at hand doesn't have any bearing to Yoruba. Notwithstanding that some Yoruba youths especially the muslim folks are so neck deep in hausa anus that they spew trash to placate their masters because of religious sentiments |
| Politics › Re: Why Do Most Northern Hate The Great Igbo by lovat(m): 1:18am On Jan 31, 2017 |
SUBWAY101:I concur with you even though I'm igbo |
| Politics › Re: Boko Haram: New IDPs Found In Jos - The Nation by lovat(m): 1:13am On Jan 31, 2017 |
Nigeria Armed forces should not bomb this camp because they love civilian target than engaging in military combat |
| Politics › Re: Boko Haram: New IDPs Found In Jos - The Nation by lovat(m): 1:12am On Jan 31, 2017 |
Aisha buhari will not extend donations to these ones because they don't slam their head on the ground to pray. I need to do volunteer work in that camp before the year runs out |
| Politics › Re: Australian Open: Aregbesola, Bello Hails Federer After Win by lovat(m): 1:06am On Jan 31, 2017 |
Osun has finished What concerns an Aregberascal the Radionic with Australia Open? What sport did this man promote in Osun State? Imagine Aregbe among Aussies Open Spectators  Yeye dey smell for Osun state |
| Politics › Re: True Story Of Nairalander Who Relocated From Lagos To Anambra State by lovat(m): 12:58am On Jan 31, 2017 |
Abagworo:Chino your friend is here |
| Politics › Re: Miyyeti Allah Cattle Breeders Have Standing Army That Can Destroy National Peace by lovat(m): 12:00am On Jan 31, 2017 |
Nigeria is on the brink of civil war with buhari fanning the embers with his tacit support for his tribesmen. The war ll not come rather it ll consume the leaders who have sworn to commit genocide against Their followers |
| Politics › Re: Anambra Gas Reserve: DPR Certifies Re-Entry by lovat(m): 11:38pm On Jan 30, 2017 |
Standing5:Hate will always make you to have buhari brain 44 Likes 3 Shares |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Burning Shrines, Eating Bibles, Killing Christians And Other Issues - Opinion by lovat(m): 11:36pm On Jan 30, 2017 |
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| Foreign Affairs › Re: Texas Mosque Is Destroyed In Blaze Hours After Pres. Trump Signs Executive Order by lovat(m): 11:27pm On Jan 30, 2017 |
When Radical Muslims commit terror acts, the imams comes out and say "Those people are not Muslims" Now for this mosque that got burnt I'd say The people that did this are not Christians 16 Likes |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Texas Mosque Is Destroyed In Blaze Hours After Pres. Trump Signs Executive Order by lovat(m): 11:24pm On Jan 30, 2017 |
The Muslims ae burning their own Mosques to make Trump look bad Kolework Deport their arses back to Saudi Arabia 26 Likes 1 Share |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Burning Shrines, Eating Bibles, Killing Christians And Other Issues - Opinion by lovat(m): 11:22pm On Jan 30, 2017 |
We are talking about DSS bias against Christians and you have time to write about A mad boy that feels eating the bible will cure his madness. Now you want this piece to be moved to FP. Who dey tidy ur life like dis bros 7 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Burning Shrines, Eating Bibles, Killing Christians And Other Issues - Opinion by lovat(m): 11:17pm On Jan 30, 2017 |
https://www.nairaland.com/3585465/artificial-inflation-prices-nigeria I'm still waiting for the national dailies that carried that Ogbono article I told you that you do write junks fit for the gutter but your small ego won't let you be 2 Likes |
Don't tell me that you have being to London to visit Buhari 
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