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No matter how much you postpone your doomsday, Day of reckoning is waiting for APC

ImaIma1:
These genitals happen to clamp together only between cheating parties.

How come it doesn't happen with husband and wife?

Power of Juju

CANDYDADDY:




You are the one that is fvckin jobless.

You are the asslicker fans, that will in every bit compliment even the PATAPA'one corner cronner

These people are not gods, there are someone like you, they eat, excrete, sleep, drink, sleep and live like you.


Forget they are jobless fans, they are merely an observant and an advocate.

You are the one that should be a good advocates in ur barbecue fvckin business

Na quarrel. somebori cannot play with you again. That boy selling Fish suya will cry his eyes out today

Oyindidi:
You just forget me sha.

Social media don destroy many happy homes, this op is next

How are you? Long time here

pocohantas:
I have never denied knowing him offline. But I haven't seen him or every other thing he goes about posting on NL.



No, I don't. But I know you address issues with so much bias and sentiments. You should fix that.

What is all these I'm reading? How come you allowed yourself to go this low with kids?

I think I know the person doing all these and I'm going to send him a warning offline.

sarrki:
He’s a nationalist

Only ipobs,pdp and enemies of the state that are against sai baba

Then why are you now criticising Obj for speaking out against buhari?

ImaIma1:
So you dump her after deflowering her. And the next guy dates her and says they are not compatible and moves on.


And you guys will keep saying how it is hard to find a virgin. That most ladies have been used around.

Do you want to tell me with all sincerity that you didn't test with your hubby before settling down with him?



#Realist

Divay22:
And if you guys ain't compatible, you dump her and move on to the next

Why should I marry a lady that I'm not sexually compatible with? Can't stand "Its paining me" ladies

sagerasaq:
Its a good direction..
If only All this Pastors and Govt officials who own Private Institutions can learn from them..
Education is Expensive and Only things like this can help make it easy.
There are many Taju's out there who need help.

You are a Moslem. Your religion kept that poor boy in ignorance and poverty now you are blaming Pastors.



When will Islam take responsibly for causing backwardness

Luciferan369:
To you, it is, but you can not evaluate others based on your limited understanding of certain subject matters. You know nothing about others yet you want to judge others based on your technologically dysfunctional myopia.

Let's take for a second to believe everything you said, How will the clone be exchanged with the real Kim because Kim security is twice loyal to him than any security in the world.



How many times does Kim travel out of NK


How many foreigners have ever come into NK without the state being placed on high alert.



I think you are using virtual world to compare reality..

Luciferan369:
To you, it is, but you can not evaluate others based on your limited understanding of certain subject matters. You know nothing about others yet you want to judge others based on your technologically dysfunctional myopia.

Let's take for a second to believe everything you said, How will the clone be exchanged with the real Kim because Kim security is twice loyal to him than any security in the world.



How many times does Kim travel out of NK


How many foreigners have ever come into NK without the state being placed on high alert.



I think you are using virtual world to compare reality

Why should you take a lady to the altar without first testing if you guys are sexually compatible.

seunmsg:
Nice thread by Demola. Very detailed and informative.

I hope this will put your Igbos hate Abiola and Yoruba to bed

ImaIma1:
I am. And i married a guy with pointed nose and above average height. It wasn't deliberate though

Chai!!! and I was bidding the appropriate time to send a DM for the past two years now.

#Sobbing #Smokey #LivingNextDoorToAlice

ImaIma1:
I used to say i can't marry a short man and a man with small nose for the sake of my children

Are you now married because you use past tense in your sentence

Ishilove:
Take a chill pill, darling. Life's not that complicated

Modified...

I wasn't nodding in 2014. I resumed full time in March 2015 and left July 31st same year so I think you must be mistaken. Or perhaps you're referring to the times I worked during my free periods between November 2014 and March 2015?

Maybe during those times but you were active as a mod.


it really hurt me though I still find it difficult to hate you maybe because you are a "nice" fellow when you are not experiencing menstrual cramps. #Lol

CaptJeffry:
Read the beginning of my second paragraph well before raising unnecessary tribal sentiment.

Killing is bad and condemnable especially that of the innocent but when a soldier is given an order by a superior, he is not to be blamed for following the order.

Your last paragraph has been dealt with in the Nuremberg trials of Wehrmacht and Nazi officers and most of them were hanged for war crimes

Ishilove:
Tenks. What I do?

It's an old wound back in 2014 during your mod duty days. You did something that I still can't wish away. Your political bias then clouded your judgement when a kid pix was splashed online and you looked away.

I went after the perpetrators later and I've not stopped hurting then.





It's an alternate moniker then.

After reading through the whole pages I found out Nairaland houses the Hqtrs of PERVERTS. Guys here reduced farano personality to just her boobs and she encouraged the attention indirectly by not stamping her feet on the ground and asking them to STOP.



I fear for the future of my young daughter because these fools here will be parents tomorrow and you can imagine what they will be telling their kids.




Ishilove still takes the cup here for a lady with grace though she is still my frenemy

Intrepid01:
My brother na so you dey vex?....I was just kidding joor....God will bless your hustle

Does the Op look like someone kidding? I pray someone we get your hopes up and end up telling you #JustKidding

Buhari changed Germany to West Germany. He even gave them a new President called Michelle. Buhari became the the first African to colonise an European country



Buhari will even disgrace Nigeria on judgement day even when he is queue to be Judged. He will get the Angels confused by saying his VP was Osinbade

IdisuleOurOwn:
Chai! Na who we offend?

What a hardworking governor. #Lol

emekaRaj:
U children just result to insult wen u hav nothing to say. Can't u just make ur point without insulting.

You are a kid for calling your dad a child. You think because everyone is anonymous here then we are kids. When I left my university you will still be in your diapers.


I feel like treating you like a kid that you are

princeadams11:
Jos is in northern Nigeria dominated by both Christians and Muslims. Don't just comment ignorantly

Moslems are minority in Jo's. Why are they neither considered for Governor, or deputy governor or even speaker

emekaRaj:
First of all, the population Christian and Muslims in Jo's is 60/40%. Secondly, there are so many mosque and churches like this in the north.
Thirdly, the amount of churches in the north cannot be compared to South. If u haven't been to d North dnt just assume statistics dat u dnt know.

Moslems are 40% in Jo's but they are only found in Mangu and Jos North. Stupid statistics. Go and sleep.


Muslims are not up to 12% in Jos

It seems buhari was denied microphone all through the visit because he would have granted Western Sahara independence there

Pakistan is an Islamic country. Women have no say in Islam so I'm not surprised.


In Somalia the lady will be stoned to death while the man will be given AK47 as an Alshabaab warrior


In the Moslem part of India, the man will be celebrated and will even describe how he was able to do it.


In Afghanistan the man will go free while the woman will be beheaded.



Women are humans like us and deserved to be treated like one not at the behest of any religion

Beremx:
thanks to the internet for giving us the information. I am waiting for you to pick me up

We are only asking for your cooperation to unravel this mystery. We want the law to take its course here.



Don't Panic, Police is your friend

resurgent2019:
Abeg, which one is the boyfriend? Is it the guy in white guinea brocade?

No. Oduduwa the fallen demon

Beremx:
I even thought she was cheating with a younger guy, I no know say na old papa. Her husband is even more handsome.

Wetin she see for this over-bleached mofo? What was her reason for cheating? Definitely not money because the idiot swindled her of millions of naira.


I no just understand!

I hope she revealed to her kids who their real father was before she killed herself because she has caused a big problem.


Below is she and her family.

You have every information concerning this story so we will be coming to your house by 8am to pick you up so that you can aid in our investigation.


Thanks for your cooperation