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One4me:
Even your father cannot drag with me, how much less the runt, !mbec!le he sired!
Gerroutahea and tell your father to build you a small Hut so you can stop sleeping under the bridge.
You are all over the place crying about Landlord, when you mates have completed their first building.
Children of Poverty, all they do is cry over what they cant control.

Your father sired an Idiot that's why he fvcked your mother the day he lost his pool bet. That's the reason you Re always angry cos you are a child of anger.

Remember you be idiot and you will ne an idiot forever

One4me:
Your father is an !mbec!le, he did not train you at all.
Naaa, l can never be your Landlord, l dont offer house to riff-raffs like you.
By the time you see my building sef, fear will not let you approach me to ask to rent a House in my building.

You think people just run to Court over nothing?
Have you ever signed a Rent agreement in your miserable life?
At best, l will give you orderly room trial and all your gragra, whatever is fueling it, will evaporate in 5seconds.
Dont stay behind a Techno phone and be boasting, you might be tempted to do so in real life and that will put you in more trouble than you ever imagined. I dont suffer fools like you.

You are the idiot and your father is a goat. Can we try out ourselves and track each other and flex that muscle.

Idiot. You are very stupid

One4me:
7pm is too early to lock the Gate for the night, it should be around 10:30pm or 11pm at the maximum.
Moreover, if you work late, you could arrange to have a copy of the key to the gate so you can quietly let yourself in.
Some of you think your chicken Change House rent is so important and makes you the House owner, l laugh in Chinese.

If any tenant destroys my property as you stated above, he will be out faster than he can imagine and he will pay dearly for such damage.
I love my Tenants and would do anything to assist them but God help me if l meet one like your type (I am sure it wont even happen because l screen Tenants properly before agreeing to rent to them and my agreements is tight enough to put you out at the minimum time), l will show you real pepper.
We never leave my gate open, it is always locked and every tenant has a Key to let themselves in but by 11pm, that offer ends, it is DOUBLE-locked for the night. If you cant be home by 11pm, please stay wherever you are and come back by 6am next morning, you wont die for not sleeping on your bed for one night but it might just save your life. The safety of my tenants concerns me as my own safety.

Who is this idiot? People like you are noisemakers. If you are my landlord, I will come in by 2am and if you make noise, I will beat you up and lock you in guard room for a week.

I will be in court before you file any case. You be idiot

I am a new driver on Uber platform. Where is the best place to get Trip

Michelle55:
I know say I go catch you for here..
She for suck all ya oxygen finish na.. She fall hands

check me at ikotun on Monday. I lost my phone

SFSNIPER:
Poor thinking. Do you think using a wheelchair is a spiritual affliction? Or have you not seen people born without disability suddenly become persons with disabilities? A disability can happen to anyone and at anytime. And depending on the kind of disability, you may have to use a wheelchair.
Stop painting disability as the Devil's handwork, it's not.

God bless you for this

I just blame poverty. It destroys the mind body and soul.


Look at the place they are staying like a pigsty.

Lai Mohammed finally made sense.


DSTV monopoly on football is about to be curtailed.


I like this

LadyHeaven:
Lol, are you Igbo? Sup with the Islam bio?

replied. Check the mail

Seun:
Accepted. My statement was very careless. I meant to say, “they don’t believe in God like us” meaning they are less religious than us, but it came out wrong.

I found this page with religious statistics from Germany:
https://www.worldatlas.com/articles/religious-beliefs-in-germany.html

According to the page,
35.4% of Germans are non-religious (atheists, agnostics, etc)
28.6% are Catholics
26.6% are Evangelical Christians (the “born agains”)
4.9% are Muslims.

Clearly the country is not as religious as Nigeria but there are many religious people there. When 35.4% of your country is non-religious, you can’t get away with some things that you can get away with in Africa because you will be scrutinized. The politicians have to please both the religious and the non-religious which means the government must be secular. That’s what I was trying to say but it came out incorrect.

Also, Mr Bonke was German-American, not German, and America is a very religious country.

Using your statistics then we can say that Germany is still a religious country if you add the Catholics and Evangelicals

LadyHeaven:
Lol, are you Igbo? Sup with the Islam bio?

Yep. I'm igbo. I just got the tag after visiting their section to comment. Check ur mail.

September came visiting

LadyHeaven:
Not working

My email is not working. Can I drop my digits so that you can chat me up but I have to remove it fast because of umuaka Nairaland iji m gba ball

LadyHeaven:
Very hard...

We will talk later in the day. Hope you have traveled back from ekeresimesi

LadyHeaven:
Kia, thank you for making my morning, I didn't expect the twist end...

So I made you laugh hard this morning

Divay22:
Exactly what i needed.
I'll do as you've said. Thank you very much

You are welcome. Have a nice time

mynd1:
well done Trump spoke person. Aba journalist.

Nna gi

Divay22:
Greater height i pray thee.

Graduated?
Just got admitted into Uniport for my degree

Keep your head down and be focused. Don't depend on your textbook rather browse the Internet to learn more about every course or topic that day because it will make you stay ahead.


I'm rooting for you to come out tops. You do see sob a d good stories here so BE FOCUSED

I love it when people apologize. You are a gem. Keep it up

Alexaonfleek:
ok ooo
I'm sorry I didn't see that part

Divay22:
Lol.
Now we've moved to something greater
I like that. Keep soaring higher and higher

Yes ooo. I'm not ashamed of where I'm coming from. It's been a humble beginning. I'm still on the journey to greater heights because the sky is limitless.


Have you graduated

Divay22:
Lol
Why bring in Iran and US
Issa war between the both of you

Choose your war wisely that's why I chose you as my warring partner today

Divay22:
Lol
But i don't wanna believe you did such

Seriously I asked. I didn't feel any different because I just felt those ladies were greedy.


I was selling Second hand bags then

franugo:
Lol...I can't understand where he got d friendship part too

The guy was a street guy self. That Alexaonfleek needs to keep quiet or else she will just light an Iranian bomb and boom WW3 will just start

Divay22:
Werey o it's on another level

I enjoyed the walk of shame back then. Ubunja would have wrote countless essay on that

Alexaonfleek:
Tbh that was a shitty and cowardly attitude of your friend.Hes honestly one of the problems of Nigeria.
If you can't afford what your partner is ordering,SAY IT!!!!!!!!
Las Las they will just hiss and leave the restaurant.
As much as those girls were rude for ordering anyhow,he's actually the more stupid one here

Who told you he is my friend? Divay22 you see how people will be typing English and at last cause WW3 before Iran vs US

Divay22:
Lol. Loud it

Princess you fall my ancestors hand.

seunmohmoh:
I'm working.

Okay.


Going out on a date for the first time can be anything you want it to be. You can make or Mar it with your demeanor. All you just need to do is being yourself and try to enjoy your time.


You might not like the guy at the end but try to find something to give yourself that joy that Seun just had some fun

Divay22:
Lemme school you my son
When an introvert likes a person they can talk forever and never get tired (only with that person) but with somebody else they don't like they become stubborn, rude and might snub you.


Well, I don't like you so I'm closing the door of this conversation bye

You just called me your son


Chai


Nairaland don kee me

seunmohmoh:
Who would that be?

A good friend. It seems you are still a student

Divay22:
Lol
Continue. He go soon clear for your eyes.

Princess, we both know that you are far from an introvert


You can talk for 24 hrs if your battery is charged to a transformer

seunmohmoh:
Never been on a date so let me learn from experienced people.

Eeyaa let me organise someone to take you out because I'm too old skool for you

Divay22:
Hahahahahahahaha
Avoid me o

You said you are an introvert


I just knew that Lai Mohammed has joined Nairaland

Divay22:
You and hey I'm not 22

Our Princess is now 25


Hurray. Congratulations