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Legendrysailor:

IN THE COMMISSION, ITS NOT A CALLING, PER SE... ONCE YOU HAVE A GOOD DEGREE (BSc/Masters, etc), and you've done all the Bible School and Certificate courses, and you're articulate and active in the church activities, homecell groups, etc , with a good reputation to boot... Nwanne, if you submit CV, they'll give you the job. That's why it's a salaried job.
It is the General Overseer that has the calling and vision. The pastors who submit CV and get employed,are only ENLISTED INTO THE VISION...

eRex:
Were the "generating income" part ...

What I see is "growth index"

Una sabi interprete sha...

What does "CHURCH GROWTH INDEX falling BELOW EXPECTATIONS" mean, from the letter's perspective? What are these "EXPECTATIONS"?
An understanding of the contextual framework of the author of the letter, and its receiver, is the only key to understanding its meaning.
Furthermore, only 2 parties here, are privy to the actual meaning and intent of the letter, viz: The Author, and The Receiver (in this case, the pastor(s)).

Every woman's relationship need: A sense of stability, security and monogamous commitment that is life-long, from her man. That is the ideal need of every woman (even a prostitute).
So, when a woman is in a relationship with you, and doesn't have this need met, she'll feel like a passenger aboard a ship cruising without a definite destination. If she sees another ship heading to her destination, she'll cry "Ahoy, ahoy!!!!".
So, I ask you bro: what is the destination point of your "relationships"? Because I no go tell you lie: once woman see say you no get destination, she go begin find "auxillary gear".
Money and time investments wen you don use take do "relationship", don reach you arrange 1 traditional marriage o! No vex o...But na how i see am be dat.
Wetin you dey relate for 3yrs, 5yrs, etc.? Time dey go o. Na when you clock 45, na im you want begin buy pampers?
Me feel say you dey waste time. If you see babe wen your spirit love and accept, no waste time; marry am... Chikena! No fear. After all, all women are 'basically' the same. Again, you no fit study woman finish. If you like date am for 30years before marriage; she go still exhibit some kain character wen you neva see before...After you marry am. Na love and patience, na im you go take manage am. Me wen dey talk; I meet and toast my wife for December 2013...Com marry am for August 2014. 8months coursthip. If to say I bin dey waste time 3years, 5years....She for don fashee me since; find anoda man wey ready to go where she dey go.

Love is my religion

I have one female angel and 2 male angels. I have seen them on some occasions.

disadvantages of ANAL-ysis:
- It can lead to wear and tear of your anus and rectum; leading to leaking yansh (your yansh go dey leak water-water).....You'll start wearing adult diapers.

- Infection from feccal matter entering your Dick's urinary tract, can give you UTI's......

- You can become strung on it; making you an addicted ANALyst (pervy, isn't it)?

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