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Na work?

Na study hard abi na work after skool we dey want.

Omo see fish 4 pepper soup

No be welcome home matters ooo! Hope say him don do better 4 there?

I noticed that Patience Goodluck Jonathan did not attend the inauguration. Pride always come before fall.

I go preach d word of God 4 her like seriouly.

Wetin I wan use am do? not even airtime not to talk of data for browsing. Stupid

donbenie:
Glo data services is the worst in Naija,wouldn't touch it even for free..#TEAMETISALAT

bros u miss road o

D kind shekpe wey go full dat pikin blood, no b here oooo

Consuming of weed is neva a sin but abusing it is very dangerous to our health which is a crime but not sin.

U & I off course.

An American lawyer and a Nigerian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that Nigerians are so dumb that he can fool them easily..,....,. so the lawyer asks if the naija guy would like to play a fun game. The nigerian is tired and just wants to rest, so he politely declines and tries to catch some sleep. The lawyer persists and says that the game is a lot of fun "I ask u a question and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only 5dollars; you ask me one and if I dont know the answer, I will pay u $500.
As naija no be dull guys naau, this catches the Nigeria,s. attention and to keep d lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks d 1st question "what's the distance from earth to the moon?
The naija guy doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out 5dollars the hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the omo naija turn. He ask the lawyer, "what goes up a mountain with 3 legs and comes down with four?
The lawyer uses his laptop, searches the internet and even the Library of Congress. He sends emails to all his smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After 1 hour of futile searching, he finally gives up. He wakes the naija guy and hands him $500. The nigerian pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going crazy not knowing the answer.
So he wakes the naija guy up and asks, "well, so what goes up a mountain with 3 legs and comes down with four? The nigerian reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer 5dollars and goes back to sleep.

Many businesses have shut down and others suffering huge losses over the recent fuel and diesel scarcity in Nigeria.This evening,BeatFm and it's sister station NaijaFM shutdown operations early over diesel scarcity.
MTN Nigeria also posted a statement announcing the quality of it's services would be drastically affected if they are not supplied with diesel within the next 24 hours.
As at today,a litre of fuel was being sold between 200-400 naira..That's if you are lucky to even see it.

Sambisa Forest is neva a bad idea.

Story

Abeg, me n my wife na who try pass?

I know say some babe's don swallow spit tire. Una don fail. Go hustle ur own.

Nite call? Pple still dey do am? Na wa ooo!

When madness calls! Wia dem men? Make we begin bendown pee.

ednut1:
i have attended many interviews and tests i neva meet a Noun student der.

funny small boi. "Many interviews n tests". Hahahahahaha! We re working class.

Na because dem neva tear eye wella oooo!

Having fun, abi she go take pisure dere?

NOUN is not meant 4 hungry men. Jst secure a job, I mean hustle & upgrade. Dats all

ednut1:
waste of time uni,how many of Noun grads can apply for Jobs in blue chip companies ?

how many of public n private grads d so called blue chip companies has employ?

kekakuz:
eya so cute

can this lady swear that if ishomole is not rich,she will agree to marry him

na money she marry ooo. Make him run down, make una see relationship reaction. She go call am all sort of ugly names like him face.

Child's play! Wat Nigeria politicians have done 2 us is more dan dis.

Kai! Dis life na wa oooo! So very soon I go become d president of Naija 2? I go try my best sha cuz no matter wetin I do, dem no go ever appreciate. Happy Naija!

Dose wey serve, wetin d useless government don do 4 dem?

Tolexander:
that Nadia Buhari mum na wa o

guy if I handle dis one eeh! D husband go regret.

runzlord:
First, it's not Google search it's android device manager
Second it's very poor,, still prefer avast anti theft

u ve better idea but refuse to share. Now re re using someone post to show ursef. Na wa 4 us ooo!