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barbiee:
the dates will be available after you get your ATT and log into your Pearson vue account.

....Hii barbiee, I sent u a mail, pls can u reply. Need to ask some questions.. Thanks

Pls some1 should help wit d p.q. Pls my friend needs it urgently pls help 4ward 2 olufunmi_26@yahoo.com. Thanks. GOD bless

Princecharming01:
sent! Check ur mail

Pls can u help forward 2 olufunmi_26@yahoo.com pls I need it urgently 4 a friend. Thanks. GOD bless

Holuwaxheun post=44203913]Av sent the dragnet questions to the emails in the image below
Pls can u help foward 2 dis mail olufunmi_26@yahoo.com pls I need it urgently 4 a friend. Thanks.. GOD bless

Holuwaxheun:
Av sent the dragnet questions to the emails in the image below

Pls can u help foward 2 dis mail olufunmi_26@yahoo.com pls I need it urgently 4 a friend. Thanks.. GOD bless

Pls can u help forward d p.q 2 dis mail olufunmi_26@yahoo.com pls I need it urgently 4 a friend. Thanks. GOD bless

handyteddy:
Hello lovely3.... Check out this www.places4students.com www.homestayconnection.ca they offer accomodation at a good price. , also if u are under the age of 18 (just. Incase)you will need a mentoring service, that's if you aren't going with a family member check out www.sasscanada.ca for menitoring services ! let us know, if u need any additional assistances.......Good Luck

. Lol@ under 18. Am above...... tanks so much 4 helping me out GOD bless..

Lovely3:
kk. GLORY BE TO GOD.Pls do u/ any oda house member av any idea about d accommodation, d cost, nd hw its lyk

pls some1 should help me out

chops33:
I'm also heading to Brandon university...
Got my TRV already..

kk. GLORY BE TO GOD.Pls do u/ any oda house member av any idea about d accommodation, nd hw its lyk

Thomby2k12:
I'm going to Brandon University for Masters. I've PM'd you!

kk. Gud 2 know some1 going 2 brandon uni. So hw far wit ur application. ...am going 4 my medicals on mon.

Tanks 4 d reply house @myb012 nd @kennykentipsy i really appreciate... Wen are u guys going/resuming deir session?

Pls house am new here, how much is d medical fee @ rev ogunbiyi, ikeja nd is dere any1 applying 2 brandon uni 4 masters. Just got d mail 4 medicals. Thanks

tank GOD 4 d exam. It was wel conducted in unilag. Tanks 2 every1 dat sent study packs nd al, may GOD bless nd may we al recieve gud news.

@youngaly,@fashel, @paretomaster check ur mail, av sent it also

@youngaly,@fashel, @paretomaster, check ur mail, av sent it also

@GEjman, @Elkrypto, @goksman007, @ whytepawn1, av 4warded it 2 ur mail. Try pas it on 2 odas. Any1 writing in unilag multipurpose hall A?

tanks guy, got d mail nd av 4warded 2 some odas. Pls 4ward 2 odas also. We shal al make it. Any1 writing at unilag multipurpose hall A?

Pls can any1 help forward d gmaths 2005/2006 to olufunmi_26@yahoo.com. Heard dey might include some science question e.g physchembio. Wat about dose in d commercial field, how will we cope

pls i got the text also but av nt gotten d mail, pls hw do i go about dat
and pls kindly 4ward d p.q 2 olufunmi_26@yahoo.com. Pls help a sis in need

Hello everyone, pls can anyone help me with d diamond bank aptitude test format or past questions 2 practice. U can send it 2 olufunmi_26@yahoo.com. Tanks 4 ur anticipated response.

Pls guys, I have been called 4 gtbank's text n I seriously need materials. Anybody of help should pls send it to olufunmi_26@yahoo.com

Akpos again!!!!
1. It took time b4 d fish died...Ans: "EJA CU LATE"
2. I put JERRY in a CAN...,Ans: "JERRYCAN"
3. Tunde's dad drag Shola's...Ans: "BABA-TUNDE FA-SHOLA..."
4. ABU ran Away .........Ans: "ABUJA"
5. It'll be long before Dan will come...Ans: "Dan-go-te"""
6. I miss road. Ans: "I Shina""
7. The rainbow has a mother .......Ans: "Iya-Rainbow""
8. The only native I can wear to the Alter is: Ans: "Alternative"
9. FRANKly speaking, EDO girls are Hoes... Ans: "FRANK EDOHO"
10. You're Just too Thin...Ans: U should be called "Justin"
11. I beat Lisa......Ans: "MonaLisa" ()
12. When Obertan missed the goal, Ferguson shouted..... "O ber Tan"
13. I pack rumors call me.......Ans: "Pakurumo" ?""
14. I counted my foam .....Ans: "Mouka Foam"
15. Funmi dribbles Sean......Ans: "Fumigation""
16. My Hoe Don Land........Ans: "Holland"
17. My Ex can Sieve any Clue...Ans: "Exclusive"
18. My Aunt Eloped wit her boyfriend........Ans: call her "Antelope"
19. My Dad Showed me my lost Key.....Ans: "Daddy Showkey". Have a Stress-free day as we wait 4 d admission list.chao

You saw a T-shirt worth 97k, since u dnt have enough money, u borrowed 50k frm ur mum and 50k from ur dad. Totalling 100k, d blackberry is 97k so u have 3k left, u refunded 1k to ur dad and 1k to ur mum and u have 1k left with u, so u r owing each 49k .

(49k+49k=98k +1k with u = 99k) where is d missing 1k? Let's see wat u can com up wit.its a puzzle dnt dull it,can u really reason.,who wanna be a nairanaire

If u can find 6 animals in it-camelephantelopelicanary then ur iQ is high: prove 2 me say u smart.

External Inspectors Visit a school 4 evaluation*
Teacher:”oh k…class, let’s show the principal & our guests how much we have learnt so far this year!

Let’s do comparisons…So I say small, U say small, smaller, smallest..
Teacher: [Big...]
Students: ”Big, Bigger, Biggest.."
Teacher: ”clean..”
Students: ”clean, cleaner, cleanest..
Teacher: ”tall…. 
Students: ”tall, taller, tallest…
Teacher: [smiles]:”very good!
Students: ”Very good, very gooder, very goodest..
Teacher: ”Oh gosh..”
Students: Oh gosh, oh gosher, oh goshest!!!
Teacher: ”Stop it now”
Students: ”Stop it now…stop it nower…stop it nowest!!
Teacher: ”Oh please..”
Students: ”Oh please, Oh pleaser…O’ pleasest...
Teacher: ”Look at me..!!
Students: ”Look at me, look at me-er, look at me-est..
Teacher: ”What a disgrace!
Students: ”What a disgrace ,what a disgracer, what a disgrace-st.
Teacher: [furious]:U Fools….
Class : u fools u foolers u foolest. Wat will u do if u were 2 b d teacher

I went 2 visit my chinese friend in hospital on sat, My chinese friend just kept on saying CHI YUNG CHAI! CHI YUNG CHAI! CHI YUNG CHAI! And he died,so i had 2 travel 2 china to look 4 d meanin.So i discovered dat it means (You are sitting on d oxygen tube), Did i kill my friend?

Akpors has been
admiring his neighbor's
wife.
The neighbor's wife
always gives him this
seductive smile
whenever they greet
each other.
Akpors didn't know how
to approach the lady to
tell her of his desires
because she's
married.
So, one day the lady
herself approached
Akpors alone in his
apartment.
AKPORS: Hi.
LADY: Hi AKPORS: Is
everything alright?
LADY: Yes. Just need little
help from you (Smiling
seductively)
AKPORS: Wow! Anything
for the
angel.
LADY: I...I...I...just don't
know how to say this. I'll
be so
ashamed of myself if I
ask and you say no.
AKPORS: Oh my lady. you
don't have to. I am ready
to do anything for you.
LADY: You know, it's been
over 3 weeks since my
husband
travelled... :
AKPORS: Yes! Yes! Yes!
LADY: And even when
he's around, he has
some... (pause for a
while) he has some
disabilities...
AKPORS: Oh poor you...
You must have been
going through hell!
LADY: I know you'll be
stronger than him...
AKPORS: Sure.
LADY: Can you help me?
AKPORS: Wow! Now? Sure, I'm
ready if you are ready.
LADY: Oh thanks
goodness! that's why I
came to you. Can you
help me carry our deep
freezer from our kitchen
to the next street for
repairs?
YEPAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!. If u were 2 b akpors wat would u do

Pls 4 those that didn't choose unizik as theor 1st or 2nd choice in jamb wuld there be a late form sales 4 them.pls urgent reply

Kk every1 while waiting 4 d admission list y dnt we start posting funny jokes on d thread 2 make it more lively nd interesting nd I believe GOD would give all of us testimonies cus av read a lot of motivational comments on d thread nd I think dats gud

Am very sorry if I offended anyone. I know am not also brilliant, lyk I said ui didn't shortlist me so I know how it is to be sad. Let's just keep hoping then nd praying 4 d best that ui will reduce d cutoff nd d admission list will favour every nairalander seeking 4 admission IJN. Amen. If uve all 4giving me u can say amen with me and believe

@ibraheeym. Nice 1 there guy dats d truth about him help me tell them they did not remember God b4 d exam its nw afta d exam. Well all is well

@ibraheem. Nice 1 there guy dats d truth about him help me tell them they did not remember God b4 d exam its nw afta d exam. Well all is well