.Happy birthday to the Peace Ambassador!.. #Meanwhile...WARNING!!!
Any Nigerian caught trying to commit suicide must be rescued & arrested. We all in diz recession 2geda. Nobody is going anywhere.

vonn:
Happy Birthday to my best guys.

they don't know you

Think I've seen this on FP before...

Bad! Baddoo! Baddest! #YBNLBoss #Respect!

Saraben:
Am jst passing

pass quick!! ..#Meanwhile where u dey go

Adaowerri111:
Meaning

ask ur neighbor

AngelAhnie:

AngelAhnie:

Seen! Meanwhile; LET US KILL CUCUMBER BEFORE IT DETHRONES ALL OF US, THE MEN!
By Anayo Nwosu
"National Assembly should urgently intervene in this Cucumber matter. This fruit is a threat to men's relevance and dignity.

They should pass a law to restrict the purchase of Cucumber by single unaccompanied woman below 50 years of age.

It is in the interest of all men of all creed to act fast otherwise, we will all lose our bragging rights and relevance to a common fruit.

Some naughty Igbo girls have publicized the misuse (of this hitherto innocent fruit) as cheap but effective woman happiness-assuring instrument.

Cucumber when wrongly used is fuller, stronger, longer and even more steadfast. It is also handy and ever ready to be used, reused and be used again without complaint or sagging. It can also keep secret.

Let's us all join hands in fighting this wicked fruit that would do to men what the discovery of computers has done to typewriters.

With cucumber, who needs a man?

I have warned my wife that I don't want to see the evil fruit around my house. In fact, to avoid any chance occurrence, I have banned European salad dishes in my house. Only African salads are allowed henceforth.

Instead of discovering cure for diseases, these small girls are busy inventing man-humiliating devices.

Cucumber is a threat to mankind!

Source: Copy Copy.

beautiful232:


I went to London to see my king

nice dream

beautiful232:


I went to London to see my king

nice dream

beautiful232:


I went to London to see my king

nice dream

beautiful232:



you ehhh

where have u been

beautiful232:
they look old tho!
but none of my business!
hml still...

yes hun, its none of our business

ChangeU:

WHY REPAY EVIL FOR EVIL?

cos wat a man sows..that shall he bountifully reap

1stCitizen:

You try sef.
If I see my own na slap I go take reset him face.

CALM DOWN

deebrain:


Bet why?

ln omawumi voice...if u ask me na who I go ask

seen.. #meanwhile, I saw my SS1 Mathematics teacher today. We greeted and he asked for directions to GT Bank. I told him to make a 360° turn and walk for like 1.8m, then find the coefficient of X using Pythagoras theorem and round it up to the nearest tens. He will see a big pharmacy which is perpendicular to his right, then make an obtuse angle turn, he'll see the bank at a distance of about the logarithm of 7 and using four figure table to find the Anti- log. Let him feel what I felt when I was in school. I heard on the radio he's missing....lol

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watching

patronize naija to grow naija..#meanwhile I ordered for 56 made in Aba shoes last week n it didn't make FP

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.where is d man naw

shout out to the gunners

Hit Like if u get it

.why lsreal are not allowed to partake in swimming competition in Olympics

.when you smoke what your head cannot carry

When okro is hundred naira for one basket in Benue state..tiv girls be like