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A devout Arab Muslim got into a cab in London. He curtly asked the 'cab driver' to turn off the radio because his religious doctrine forbade him listening to music. The Cab driver politely asked why. His passenger replied that in the time of the Holy Prophet there was no music, especially Western music, which is the music of the infidel. The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door for his passenger to disembark. The Arab Muslim was surprised and asked him: "What are you doing" The Cab driver answered: "In the time of the Holy Prophet, there were no taxis, no bombs, no plane hijacks, no west invented loud speakers in mosques that woke up newly born, the elderly and the sick at unearthly hours, no suicide attacks, no RDX, no AK 47; only 'PEACE' everywhere. So shut up, get down and wait for a camel.

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HeGeMon:
What about the pastor of the church? Did he survive?

yes...from an unofficial source tho

Identified as Ernest, his friend paid tribute to him on facebook. RIP GALLANT DEFENDER! Cc Lalasticlala

lf eyes can kill

If eyes can kill

. just driving by

sheedy407:
Another good news from IPOB


I joined Nairaland in 2005 and today is my Birthday. As a loyal Nairaland,can i get 2005 LIKES?

2005 LIKES

.Happy birthday to the Peace Ambassador!.. #Meanwhile...WARNING!!!
Any Nigerian caught trying to commit suicide must be rescued & arrested. We all in diz recession 2geda. Nobody is going anywhere.

vonn:
Happy Birthday to my best guys.

they don't know you

Think I've seen this on FP before...

Bad! Baddoo! Baddest! #YBNLBoss #Respect!

Saraben:
Am jst passing

pass quick!! ..#Meanwhile where u dey go

Adaowerri111:
Meaning

ask ur neighbor

Seen! Meanwhile; LET US KILL CUCUMBER BEFORE IT DETHRONES ALL OF US, THE MEN!
By Anayo Nwosu
"National Assembly should urgently intervene in this Cucumber matter. This fruit is a threat to men's relevance and dignity.

They should pass a law to restrict the purchase of Cucumber by single unaccompanied woman below 50 years of age.

It is in the interest of all men of all creed to act fast otherwise, we will all lose our bragging rights and relevance to a common fruit.

Some naughty Igbo girls have publicized the misuse (of this hitherto innocent fruit) as cheap but effective woman happiness-assuring instrument.

Cucumber when wrongly used is fuller, stronger, longer and even more steadfast. It is also handy and ever ready to be used, reused and be used again without complaint or sagging. It can also keep secret.

Let's us all join hands in fighting this wicked fruit that would do to men what the discovery of computers has done to typewriters.

With cucumber, who needs a man?

I have warned my wife that I don't want to see the evil fruit around my house. In fact, to avoid any chance occurrence, I have banned European salad dishes in my house. Only African salads are allowed henceforth.

Instead of discovering cure for diseases, these small girls are busy inventing man-humiliating devices.

Cucumber is a threat to mankind!

Source: Copy Copy.

beautiful232:
I went to London to see my king

nice dream

beautiful232:
I went to London to see my king

nice dream

beautiful232:
I went to London to see my king

nice dream

beautiful232:
you ehhh

where have u been

beautiful232:
they look old tho!
but none of my business!
hml still...

yes hun, its none of our business

ChangeU:
WHY REPAY EVIL FOR EVIL?

cos wat a man sows..that shall he bountifully reap

1stCitizen:
You try sef.
If I see my own na slap I go take reset him face.

CALM DOWN

deebrain:
Bet why?

ln omawumi voice...if u ask me na who I go ask