Tell her that her children will have plastic brain.
She will stop.

Cows are not complaining.

If she was not pretty, you won't 'love' her.
If you don't have anything that interest her..
she won't love you back.

For which emergency?
Unprotected sex is not an emergency.
It is stupidity.

Ambassador for xvideos

Type this as SMS,
Send it to yourself
and Smile.

My ex? We’re not friends,
we’re not enemies.
We’re just strangers with some memories.

If you value your life and can afford it,
never go to a government hospital.
Even our president doesn't trust our 'world class hospitals'.

Good night, Oluchi.

If you switch of the light, you can't see stretch marks.
To 'unhear' snores, you have to switch off your brain.

If this site spell out banned words,
it would have breached it's own rules.

When you get married,
Please let me know where you stay.
What is good for the goose,
Is good for the gander.
Peace.

hmmm..

Togo voted in support of USA.

It will be worth half what you paid for it by this time next year.
Buy a used laptop with the same specs.

The secret of wealth is letting others pay for what you use, in this case, let the original buyer pay for it and pick it up after it has depreciated in price,
If you can do it with a car, why can't you do it with a laptop?

Have info about a company without a Name?!

That's a car with a wicked supporting cast!

Contact your webhost.

What is the name of the company?
Did you see the job advert?
What was the position you applied for?

If you applied, go there.
If you did not, forget it.

It's very refreshing to see professionals sharing their expertise.
Thanks!

The true definition of Swagzzzzz

All of us... Loves
All of you...
May your birthday bring you limitless joy
and may your today usher you into a new era of bountiful happiness.
Cheers!

You are free.
Go and sin no more.

No. It would not.
Best way to lose weight is to eat less and exercise.

Jada Jada Fire Fire

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Image added when I saw 100likes

Postinor1, 2 10 or 20.
Don't go near them.
A condom is much cheaper,
You also get the added protection from HIV.

Yes!
If you have a relative ranked Major or higher.

75 goddamlicious lashings!
In 2years!
35 per anum.
That's almost 3 lashings per month.
I haven't gotten to the fact that the lasher was sterile and technically incapable of impregnating the lashee.
The culprit should resist paying for the free lashings.
The aggrieved man should double his efforts to retrieve his payment.
I want to be in that court to hear the arguments. And to hear the judges comments and ruling.

Share the gala, share the booze
....... .........
Make you do, as I do
......... ........
Even your boo, have a boo

The pictures...

Get the police to come for him.
If he dies in you premises, you could be charged for.. Murder!
Don't believe me? Ask a lawyer.