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Nairaland / General / Re: Does Nairaland Now Forcefully Make Members Follow Topics? by Lovetinz(m): 2:01pm On Dec 12, 2017
If you comment on a topic, you are automatically following it.
There is an option to Not Follow at the end of every comment.
Romance / Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by Lovetinz(m): 7:04pm On Dec 11, 2017
I came into the house with anger and changed my clothes, I was on my way out when dad asked me 'where to?'.
I told him I'm off to beat the next door kid who I insulted me.
'Can you beat him? ' he asked
Of course! I yelled.
OK, bye bye he replied and went back to watching TV.
30minutes later I returned with a swollen face.
'Did you beat him?' he asked,
'No. His sister held my leg.'
He laughed, 'Always know your mate'
My father is gone. I will remember that lesson forever.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Amadou Sall, Big-Sized Senegal President’s Son. Photos Go Viral by Lovetinz(m): 8:45am On Dec 11, 2017
Annibel:
And I thought I was fat grin
Yes you are.
In the right places.

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Car Talk / Re: This Is McLaren's Wildest Road Car Ever,$1m Senna Hypercar With See-Through Door by Lovetinz(m): 8:12am On Dec 11, 2017
An eternal homage to Ayrton Senna.
A true legend of the track.

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Romance / Re: "How Do I Tell My Hubby His Pen!s Is Too Small"? by Lovetinz(m): 9:39pm On Dec 10, 2017
After he has inserted it.
Whisper to him...
"Honey, I don't like the way you use your Finger everytime.
Put-in your Dick! "

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Education / Re: Is Yoruba An Arts Subject by Lovetinz(m): 8:39pm On Dec 10, 2017
It is a Science subject.
Calcium is called Kulikuli.

Don't you have a Yoruba teacher?
Romance / Re: Condoms Make Some Guys Not To Have Good Erection by Lovetinz(m): 10:37am On Dec 10, 2017
Wear a surgical glove.
Eat Fufu and lick the soup with your fingers.
Eat without gloves...

OR

Insert a gloved hand into a wet bottle,
Remove the glove and try again...

Do they feel the same?
Science/Technology / Re: Why Does The Earth Remain in a Fixed Orbit? by Lovetinz(m): 9:15am On Dec 10, 2017
^^^
If you don't understand Simple Gravity,
How can you understand Molecular Physics?

You might want to buy and read some explanatory books
Atomic & Molecular Physics:
https://www.amazon.com/b?node=14251959011
Romance / Re: Guy: "Respect Your Wife As Your Boss" & Lady Replies "She'll Misuse It" by Lovetinz(m): 4:46am On Dec 10, 2017
Can he also tell the Wife to be paying the house rent?
That would really be worthy of respect.

The only 'people's worthy of respect are those who earn it, not those who demand it or expect it as a gift.

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Science/Technology / Re: Why Does The Earth Remain in a Fixed Orbit? by Lovetinz(m): 4:42am On Dec 10, 2017
1. If you tie a small ball to a string, hold your hand aloft and swing it around you at a speed just enough to keep if from falling...
The string is gravity. The swinging action you apply results in centrifugal force. The forces are just balanced, that's why the Earth is kept in orbit.
The speed is actually slowing down. Next year will be longer than this year, maybe by a few minutes.
Millions of years in the future, the earth will slow down enough for gravity to overcome the centrifugal force keeping it in orbit, then it will crash into the Sun.
Bye.. Bye..

2. The planets are not aligned on the same place because the initial explosion that produced them exerted force in all directions and not on a single plane.
They are not equidistant from the sun because the original cloud of matter that produced them created a swirl of varried densities at various distances, roughly in a spherical form. The cooling process was not uniform either, hence 'lumps' was produced at various distances and planes.
Those lumps became what we know as planets.

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Romance / Re: How Can I Forget Her In My Life? by Lovetinz(m): 4:20am On Dec 10, 2017
There should be over a million other girls in your city.
Find another girl.

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Health / Re: Tramadol As Cure For Premature Ejaculation by Lovetinz(m): 9:11pm On Dec 09, 2017
delugajackson:
Trams is a killer drug.

My first experience was awful. I can't even stand the sight of it. Though I took it for a job that needed extra strength, not for sex. I almost vomitted my intestines that day.

They are deaf.
Please tell them again!
Phones / Re: Possible Solution To Tecno Y2 Battery, Draining Fast. by Lovetinz(m): 6:44pm On Dec 09, 2017
My Tecno Y2 is 18months old. It's battery is excellent. I charge with any charger. The only problem is that its internet browsing speed is a little slow these days.
I suggest that you buy a new battery for the phone.
Health / Re: Help, I Seem To Be Growing Breats As A Guy by Lovetinz(m): 4:56pm On Dec 09, 2017
What is your Bra size?
Business / Re: Ls Whats The Current Exchange Rate (aboki) Urgent by Lovetinz(m): 3:23pm On Dec 09, 2017
Which currencies ?
US$ is 363Naira.
You can find the rest here:
www.abokifx.com
Sports / Re: Floyd Mayweather Poses With His Pet Tiger (Pictured) by Lovetinz(m): 7:41am On Dec 09, 2017
Jeezuz!

He is following a well known path.
Buying a Money drainer.
Mike Tyson used to have a per tiger too.
Today, he is poor!

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Education / Re: Humans Would Be Cool With Finding Aliens by Lovetinz(m): 11:51pm On Dec 08, 2017
Aliens might not be cool with being found.
Crime / Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by Lovetinz(m): 5:37pm On Dec 08, 2017
See Gobe!

Call a criminal defense lawyer. Fast!

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Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity: PENGASSAN Threatens Strike by Lovetinz(m): 12:30pm On Dec 08, 2017
“PENGASSAN appeals to all Nigerians to show understanding and to use this window to stockpile adequate quantity of Premium Motor Spirit (PMS) and other petroleum products that will last them during the period as this strike will be indefinite.’’

Last them indefinitely!? angry
Religion / Re: Does Anyone Know Any Good And Authentic Prophet In Lagos Or Neighbouring Cities? by Lovetinz(m): 12:03pm On Dec 08, 2017
You want to be scammed?!
Politics / Re: NJC Sacks Justice Adeniyi Ademola, Shuns His Resignation Letter by Lovetinz(m): 9:48am On Dec 08, 2017
From the archives

Justice Adeniyi Ademola: I Signed Confessional Statement at Gunpoint
October 16, 2016

Accuses AGF of masterminding arrest as payback for ordering his (Malami’s) detention for alleged professional misconduct in Kano
Tobi Soniyi in Abuja

Justice Adeniyi Ademola has declared that his arrest penultimate weekend during a raid on his Abuja house by operatives of the Department of State Services was a personal vendetta against him masterminded by the Attorney General of the Federation and Minister of Justice, Mr. Abubakar Malami, SAN. In a letter to the Chief Justice of Nigeria, Justice Mahmud Mohammed, Ademola said Malami was trying to get back at him because while serving as federal judge in Kano he once ordered the minister’s arrest and detention for alleged misconduct.

The judge of the Federal High Court, Abuja, also narrated his ordeal at the hand of the security operatives, saying they held guns to his head to sign a document detailing items, allegedly, found in his house and confessional statements he made during the raid.

Ademola was one of the four judges arrested by the DSS penultimate Saturday after an unprecedented sting operation launched almost simultaneously in different states and Abuja. The secret police organ said it recovered over N362 million during the operation targeted at judicial officers accused of involvement in corrupt practices. Though, the raid, which involved the arrest of two Supreme Court justices, Sylvester Ngwuta and Inyang Okoro, and two judges of the Federal High Court, Ademola (Abuja Division) and Muazu Pindiga (Gombe Division), was widely criticised.
But in the letter dated October 11, 2016, Ademola accused Malami of pursuing a vendetta against him using the DSS.

According to the judge, “Contrary to media report being circulated, I have never confessed to any crime or implicated anybody, including judges, in my statement obtained from me by the DSS.
“What is more intriguing in this whole episode is that I see it as a vendetta/revenge from the Hon. Attorney General of the Federation, Abubakar Mallami, SAN, (who) whilst I was in Kano between 2004 and 2008 as a Federal High Court judge was involved in a professional misconduct necessitating his arrest and detention by my order. However, with the intervention of the Nigerian Bar Association, Kano Branch, the allegation of misconduct was later withdrawn by me.

“Consequently, the National Judicial Council referred Abubakar Mallami to the NBA Disciplinary Committee for disciplinary action. It was a result of this he was denied the rank of SAN by the Legal Practitioners Privileges Committee for the period of four years, until when he produced a fake letter of apology, purportedly, addressed to me. It was then he was conferred with the rank. Since the above incident, Abubakar Mallami has threatened to revenge and swore to do anything to bring me down.”

Ademola sought the permission of the CJN to sue the DSS.
“My Lord, with this infringement of my fundamental right, I seek for the leave to commence an action against the DSS to encore my right that was breached,” he stated.

Ademola also alleged that he was arrested by the DSS because he granted the former National Security Adviser, Sambo Dasuki, who is facing trial for corruption, bail and freed the leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra, Nnamdi Kanu.

The judge said he was held for over 24 hours before he was told the reason he was brought to the DSS office. He said the operatives threatened and ordered him to sign a document purported to be inventory of what they allegedly found in his house.
He said, “For and interest of my life, and unknown persons with mask on their faces, I collected the written items and signed the document.

“Upon signing the document, they told me that I am under arrest and ordered me with guns still pointed at me to move outside. As I was going, they told me they were taking me to their office, Department of State Services office, without showing any warrant of arrest.

“I obeyed them and about six o’clock in the morning, I was whisked away from my residence to the DSS office without any warrant of arrest or reason for my arrest. From the time of my arrival at the DSS office, at about 6:45am on 8/10/2016, I was not told what my crime was for over 24 hours till the evening of 9/10/2016.

“A DSS official finally informed me that the search of my house and arrest were based on these three allegations: petition of Hon. Jenkins Duvie dated 4th of April 2016 to the National Judicial Council; granting bail to Col. Sambo Dasuki and the unconditional release of Nnamdi Kanu; and using my office to secure my wife’s appointment as the head of civil service through Senator Bola Tinubu.”

Efforts to get Malami’s reaction to the allegation were unsuccessful, as he neither picked his calls nor replied our SMS.
Food / Re: Photo: Which Soup Can You Cook With #500 by Lovetinz(m): 7:02am On Dec 08, 2017
grin grin grin
Go to Iya Falila's Buka,
Buy Eba 50Naira and Meat 50Naira
Tie the soup in poly bag.
Buy it twice.
That is 200Naira.
Go to Malam Musa's kiosk
Buy Sachet tomato N50, Ground pepper N50.
Maggi N20.
Go home and transfer your 2 meat and soup to your pot
Add tomato, pepper, maggi, salt and WATER.
cook till pepper taste is mild.
Thats all.

Use change to buy Garri and prepare more Eba,
If change remains. buy recharge card and send to me.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Photos Of Beautiful Child Beggars In Calabar Go Viral by Lovetinz(m): 6:16am On Dec 08, 2017
My heart weeps embarassed

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Webmasters / Re: Please Can Someone Help Me by Lovetinz(m): 5:59am On Dec 08, 2017
hayPizzle:
this is very simple, just paste the link after you've written whatever you want to post.

example
Once upon a time, there is a particular nairaland user who don't know how to post link so i decide to help him out bla bla bla..

http://www.lailasblog.com/buhari-arrives-syria-amid-crisis

thats it

CORRECT.

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Webmasters / Re: Gurus, Webmasters And Bloggers Please I Need Your Help by Lovetinz(m): 5:38am On Dec 08, 2017

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Romance / Re: Is It True I Don't Look Nigerian? by Lovetinz(m): 6:57pm On Dec 07, 2017
They need glasses.
Romance / Re: Hey Guys I'm Confused Here, Need Your Advice by Lovetinz(m): 5:15pm On Dec 07, 2017
Don't change your password.
Give her your ATM card and the pin.
You must be very open with her, right? grin

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TV/Movies / Re: how can I get An Old Tv Series (the Cosby Show) by Lovetinz(m): 5:10pm On Dec 07, 2017
Pm me.. Or drop ur email.
I'll send you the torrent link.
Webmasters / Re: Please Can Someone Help Me by Lovetinz(m): 11:43am On Dec 07, 2017
This is a link to an earlier post of your with 3dots added at both ends, for explanation purpose. I also removed the ( : ) after 'http'

...http//www.nairaland.com/4219922/breaking-federal-high-court-judge...

This is how the link will appear if I remove the dots:

https://www.nairaland.com/4219922/breaking-federal-high-court-judge
.
(I hope you know that the link to webpage is usually displayed on the Address bar on top of the page)

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