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Nairaland / General / Re: Does Nairaland Now Forcefully Make Members Follow Topics? by Lovetinz(m): 2:01pm On Dec 12, 2017 |
If you comment on a topic, you are automatically following it. There is an option to Not Follow at the end of every comment. |
Romance / Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by Lovetinz(m): 7:04pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
I came into the house with anger and changed my clothes, I was on my way out when dad asked me 'where to?'. I told him I'm off to beat the next door kid who I insulted me. 'Can you beat him? ' he asked Of course! I yelled. OK, bye bye he replied and went back to watching TV. 30minutes later I returned with a swollen face. 'Did you beat him?' he asked, 'No. His sister held my leg.' He laughed, 'Always know your mate' My father is gone. I will remember that lesson forever. 20 Likes 1 Share |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Amadou Sall, Big-Sized Senegal President’s Son. Photos Go Viral by Lovetinz(m): 8:45am On Dec 11, 2017 |
Annibel:Yes you are. In the right places. 1 Like |
Car Talk / Re: This Is McLaren's Wildest Road Car Ever,$1m Senna Hypercar With See-Through Door by Lovetinz(m): 8:12am On Dec 11, 2017 |
An eternal homage to Ayrton Senna. A true legend of the track. 1 Like
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Romance / Re: "How Do I Tell My Hubby His Pen!s Is Too Small"? by Lovetinz(m): 9:39pm On Dec 10, 2017 |
After he has inserted it. Whisper to him... "Honey, I don't like the way you use your Finger everytime. Put-in your Dick! " 1 Like |
Education / Re: Is Yoruba An Arts Subject by Lovetinz(m): 8:39pm On Dec 10, 2017 |
It is a Science subject. Calcium is called Kulikuli. Don't you have a Yoruba teacher? |
Romance / Re: Condoms Make Some Guys Not To Have Good Erection by Lovetinz(m): 10:37am On Dec 10, 2017 |
Wear a surgical glove. Eat Fufu and lick the soup with your fingers. Eat without gloves... OR Insert a gloved hand into a wet bottle, Remove the glove and try again... Do they feel the same? |
Science/Technology / Re: Why Does The Earth Remain in a Fixed Orbit? by Lovetinz(m): 9:15am On Dec 10, 2017 |
^^^ If you don't understand Simple Gravity, How can you understand Molecular Physics? You might want to buy and read some explanatory books Atomic & Molecular Physics: https://www.amazon.com/b?node=14251959011 |
Romance / Re: Guy: "Respect Your Wife As Your Boss" & Lady Replies "She'll Misuse It" by Lovetinz(m): 4:46am On Dec 10, 2017 |
Can he also tell the Wife to be paying the house rent? That would really be worthy of respect. The only 'people's worthy of respect are those who earn it, not those who demand it or expect it as a gift. 1 Like |
Science/Technology / Re: Why Does The Earth Remain in a Fixed Orbit? by Lovetinz(m): 4:42am On Dec 10, 2017 |
1. If you tie a small ball to a string, hold your hand aloft and swing it around you at a speed just enough to keep if from falling... The string is gravity. The swinging action you apply results in centrifugal force. The forces are just balanced, that's why the Earth is kept in orbit. The speed is actually slowing down. Next year will be longer than this year, maybe by a few minutes. Millions of years in the future, the earth will slow down enough for gravity to overcome the centrifugal force keeping it in orbit, then it will crash into the Sun. Bye.. Bye.. 2. The planets are not aligned on the same place because the initial explosion that produced them exerted force in all directions and not on a single plane. They are not equidistant from the sun because the original cloud of matter that produced them created a swirl of varried densities at various distances, roughly in a spherical form. The cooling process was not uniform either, hence 'lumps' was produced at various distances and planes. Those lumps became what we know as planets. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: How Can I Forget Her In My Life? by Lovetinz(m): 4:20am On Dec 10, 2017 |
There should be over a million other girls in your city. Find another girl. 1 Like |
Health / Re: Tramadol As Cure For Premature Ejaculation by Lovetinz(m): 9:11pm On Dec 09, 2017 |
delugajackson: They are deaf. Please tell them again! |
Phones / Re: Possible Solution To Tecno Y2 Battery, Draining Fast. by Lovetinz(m): 6:44pm On Dec 09, 2017 |
My Tecno Y2 is 18months old. It's battery is excellent. I charge with any charger. The only problem is that its internet browsing speed is a little slow these days. I suggest that you buy a new battery for the phone. |
Health / Re: Help, I Seem To Be Growing Breats As A Guy by Lovetinz(m): 4:56pm On Dec 09, 2017 |
What is your Bra size? |
Business / Re: Ls Whats The Current Exchange Rate (aboki) Urgent by Lovetinz(m): 3:23pm On Dec 09, 2017 |
Sports / Re: Floyd Mayweather Poses With His Pet Tiger (Pictured) by Lovetinz(m): 7:41am On Dec 09, 2017 |
Jeezuz! He is following a well known path. Buying a Money drainer. Mike Tyson used to have a per tiger too. Today, he is poor! 129 Likes 8 Shares
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Education / Re: Humans Would Be Cool With Finding Aliens by Lovetinz(m): 11:51pm On Dec 08, 2017 |
Aliens might not be cool with being found. |
Crime / Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by Lovetinz(m): 5:37pm On Dec 08, 2017 |
See Gobe! Call a criminal defense lawyer. Fast! 9 Likes |
Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity: PENGASSAN Threatens Strike by Lovetinz(m): 12:30pm On Dec 08, 2017 |
“PENGASSAN appeals to all Nigerians to show understanding and to use this window to stockpile adequate quantity of Premium Motor Spirit (PMS) and other petroleum products that will last them during the period as this strike will be indefinite.’’ Last them indefinitely!? |
Religion / Re: Does Anyone Know Any Good And Authentic Prophet In Lagos Or Neighbouring Cities? by Lovetinz(m): 12:03pm On Dec 08, 2017 |
You want to be scammed?! |
Politics / Re: NJC Sacks Justice Adeniyi Ademola, Shuns His Resignation Letter by Lovetinz(m): 9:48am On Dec 08, 2017 |
From the archives Justice Adeniyi Ademola: I Signed Confessional Statement at Gunpoint |
Food / Re: Photo: Which Soup Can You Cook With #500 by Lovetinz(m): 7:02am On Dec 08, 2017 |
Go to Iya Falila's Buka, Buy Eba 50Naira and Meat 50Naira Tie the soup in poly bag. Buy it twice. That is 200Naira. Go to Malam Musa's kiosk Buy Sachet tomato N50, Ground pepper N50. Maggi N20. Go home and transfer your 2 meat and soup to your pot Add tomato, pepper, maggi, salt and WATER. cook till pepper taste is mild. Thats all. Use change to buy Garri and prepare more Eba, If change remains. buy recharge card and send to me. 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: Photos Of Beautiful Child Beggars In Calabar Go Viral by Lovetinz(m): 6:16am On Dec 08, 2017 |
My heart weeps 4 Likes 1 Share
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Webmasters / Re: Please Can Someone Help Me by Lovetinz(m): 5:59am On Dec 08, 2017 |
hayPizzle: CORRECT. 1 Like |
Webmasters / Re: Gurus, Webmasters And Bloggers Please I Need Your Help by Lovetinz(m): 5:38am On Dec 08, 2017 |
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Romance / Re: Is It True I Don't Look Nigerian? by Lovetinz(m): 6:57pm On Dec 07, 2017 |
They need glasses. |
Romance / Re: Hey Guys I'm Confused Here, Need Your Advice by Lovetinz(m): 5:15pm On Dec 07, 2017 |
Don't change your password. Give her your ATM card and the pin. You must be very open with her, right? 1 Like |
TV/Movies / Re: how can I get An Old Tv Series (the Cosby Show) by Lovetinz(m): 5:10pm On Dec 07, 2017 |
Pm me.. Or drop ur email. I'll send you the torrent link. |
Webmasters / Re: Please Can Someone Help Me by Lovetinz(m): 11:43am On Dec 07, 2017 |
This is a link to an earlier post of your with 3dots added at both ends, for explanation purpose. I also removed the ( : ) after 'http' ...http//www.nairaland.com/4219922/breaking-federal-high-court-judge... This is how the link will appear if I remove the dots: https://www.nairaland.com/4219922/breaking-federal-high-court-judge . (I hope you know that the link to webpage is usually displayed on the Address bar on top of the page)
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