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Business / Re: What Business Can I Start Eith #3000 by Lovetinz(m): 11:18am On Jan 01, 2018
Walk around your neighborhood.
Offer laundry and ironing.
Use your 3k to buy what you need -
Detergent, starch, brush etc.

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Romance / Re: Show Me Some Love...today Is My Birthday by Lovetinz(m): 7:08am On Jan 01, 2018
Best wishes.
Cheers on your birthday!
Family / Re: 'dead Man' Returns Home 7 Months After Being Buried - Photo by Lovetinz(m): 7:04am On Jan 01, 2018
They hope to learn this by analysing the bone relics left from the cremation

Bones?
They didn't cremate the bones??
Romance / Re: Separation Is The Best Option For Now. by Lovetinz(m): 10:03pm On Dec 31, 2017
She organized some touts to drive out her husband...
Tell her to clap for herself.

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Politics / Re: Iranians Protest. Nigerians Are Cowards by Lovetinz(m): 8:30pm On Dec 31, 2017
Iranian police uses water canons and rubber bullets for crowd dispersal.
Nigerian police uses assault rifles.
Go figure.

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Romance / Re: Let Us Know. Sound/words That Trigger You To More Action When Fu*king by Lovetinz(m): 6:38pm On Dec 31, 2017
If you haven't heard 'Ayayayaya! Oyoyoyoyo! ' before
You haven't heard anything. grin
Politics / Re: If George Weah Was A Nigerian Could He Had Have Won The Presidential Election by Lovetinz(m): 1:38pm On Dec 30, 2017
You mean to say, can Okocha or Kanu win the Nigerian presidential election?

No.

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Webmasters / Re: My Blog May Have Been Banned By Google. Please Advise by Lovetinz(m): 12:38pm On Dec 30, 2017
Your domain name is priceless.

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Crime / Re: From Hawking To Hell; by Lovetinz(m): 7:15am On Dec 30, 2017
Lorechino:
Some should summarize that please

Reading maketh a full man; conference a ready man; and writing an exact man.
- Francis Bacon

You could be next.
This is not Twitter.
Learn to read!

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Romance / Re: I Am A Virgin Guy! I Am Proud To Tell The World! #virgin Rocks by Lovetinz(m): 6:59pm On Dec 29, 2017
Hehehehe grin
You don't know what you are talking about.
Pets / Re: Inside A Dog Meat Factory: Shocking Photos Reveal How Dogs Are Chained Up(pics) by Lovetinz(m): 6:56pm On Dec 29, 2017
Humanity's true moral test, its fundamental test…consists of its attitude towards those who are at its mercy: animals.

- Milan Kundera
Phones / Re: I Can't Download by Lovetinz(m): 6:45pm On Dec 29, 2017
...Fastest way is to find someone near you to do it for you,
and ask him questions while he does it.
Phones / Re: I Can't Download by Lovetinz(m): 6:31pm On Dec 29, 2017
To free up memory on your phone, have you tried moving some media files from your phone memory to your memory card?
Crime / Re: Four Killed, 14 Recaptured, 36 Missing In Akwa Ibom Jail Break by Lovetinz(m): 6:03pm On Dec 29, 2017
the longest serving awaiting trial was 11 years, while the longest serving convict had spent only seven years in custody.

No matter how corrupt and unjust a convict may be, he loves fairness more than anything else. If the people placed over him are unfair, from year to year he lapses into an embittered state characterized by an extreme lack of faith.

Anton Chekhov
Romance / Re: Why Is It That Guys Don't Like/allow Their Friends To Date Their Sisters by Lovetinz(m): 8:00am On Dec 29, 2017
Your brother knows what you don't know.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Is It Compulsory I Insure My Car by Lovetinz(m): 7:39am On Dec 29, 2017
If you don't drive out of the gates of your house, it is NOT. grin
Science/Technology / Re: I Need A Software To Edit Video On My Phone & To Download From You Tube by Lovetinz(m): 7:35am On Dec 29, 2017
Tubemate to download.
Androvid to edit.
Both are free on playstore.

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Politics / Re: Law: Help!!! Lawyers In The House by Lovetinz(m): 7:29pm On Dec 28, 2017
Please specify the exact charge.
Car Talk / Re: Adolf Hitler’s Mercedez-benz Supercar Up For Auction [PHOTOS] by Lovetinz(m): 5:18pm On Dec 28, 2017
Hitler's car to be auctioned :

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pls,who knws dis? by Lovetinz(m): 5:11pm On Dec 28, 2017
Politics / Re: Abuja Motorists Get More Free Fuel As NNPC, DPR, Seal Stations by Lovetinz(m): 10:01pm On Dec 27, 2017
Ebullience:

”If you look at this station, it is an illegal station, there is no way we will give licence to a station within a community because it has not satisfied all the requirements.

”Look at the power lines and high tension cables all around.

Moreover, when we spoke yesterday we gave him a concession but I think the owner of this filling station does not need pity from any government.

”The way he situated this, if there is any accident, the amount of lives that would be lost would be massive.

”We advise that instead of giving this fuel free, the station should be demolished, it should not exist at all.

”Under no circumstance should the station be allowed to exist within this community because it is very dangerous.

” We call on development control that its Certificate of Occupancy should be revoked.

”Any body who is dealing illegally is a saboteur and we are going to try him under the Petroleum Distribution and Sabotage Act and if found guilty, will be charged.”


I'm still laughing grin

Where was the DPR when it started operations?
Where was the development control when it was being constructed.?
You gave him a concession!?
After being guilty... grin
Romance / Re: See My Real Pics, Just For Xmas by Lovetinz(m): 8:51pm On Dec 27, 2017
Your BIGKPEKUS must be U-shape!
Properties / Re: Quite Notice by Lovetinz(m): 7:47pm On Dec 27, 2017
The court will order you to be thrown out, you will also be FORCED to pay the accumulated arrears.
There is no free rent anywhere.
Webmasters / Re: Come And Get These Domains For Just #1k by Lovetinz(m): 7:32pm On Dec 27, 2017
.... or I can just wait for them to expire
and get them for free.
Romance / Re: Any Lady Who Have Sex With A Guy Below 16 Must Be Jailed For 25years by Lovetinz(m): 7:25pm On Dec 27, 2017
I wish I was raped.
It would have saved me over 10 agonizing years
wondering what is exactly between female legs. undecided
Religion / Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by Lovetinz(m): 3:00pm On Dec 27, 2017
Classic. grin

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Religion / Did It Come To Pass? Apostle Suleman's 50 Prophecies For 2017 by Lovetinz(m): 2:47pm On Dec 27, 2017
I can't help but wonder how he didn't foresee the movement of USA Israeli embassy to Jerusalem...

Please get a pen and check which of the prophesies came to pass.

Aso Rock Forces Planning To Poison Aisha Buhari, Osinbajo Will Survive Impeachment Attempt - Apostle Suleman Reveals His 50 Prophecies For 2017

Apostle Suleman explodes with 50 Prophecies, says Aso Rock forces planning to poison Aisha Buhari ...Osinbajo 'll survive two impeachment attempts ...Recession 'll become depression in 2017 ...Buhari will be bereaved

...A great man of God 'll die

...FG will fight the Church like never before in January

President of Omega Fire Ministry, Apostle John Suleman has released 50 shocking prophecies for the year 2017.

The Prophecies were contained in a statement signed by his Advisor (Public Communications), Phrank Shaibu, on Friday in Abuja.

The cleric said "forces" in Aso Rock were "planning to poison the current First Lady (Aisha Buhari)."
According to him, the same "forces" would "alienate Vice President Yemi Osinbajo (SAN) and make attempts to remove him from office but God will humble Buhari in 2017."

"A former First Lady of Nigeria needs prayers over her health. Forces in Aso Rock are planning to poison current First Lady (Aisha Buhari).Two times, Nigeria’s Vice President, Yemi Osinbajo, will face removal from office. They will alienate him and they will make attempts to remove him. But God will humble Buhari in 2017", Suleman stated.


Details of the Prophecies below....

1. I see terrorism on the increase

2. Federal Government of Nigeria should not relax yet on Book Haram. It's a deception.

3. Buhari to face impeachment threats.

4. America and China to have major face-off

5. Crude Oil to flow in Northern Nigeria.

6. Abuja to experience major Fire explosion.

7. Donald Trump to face impeachment attempt as members of Congress will be divided on his style of leadership.

8. I see an airplane that has Nigeria's logo (National Carrier)

9. Things will pick up a bit in Nigeria but hunger will persist.

10. I saw people crying over Bamanga Tukur

11. Buhari will be bereaved in 2017

12. Ecobank, Diamond, Fidelity, GTB to retrench staff.

13. President Buhari's health needs attention

14. 2017 budget will have crises

15. More judges to be humiliated

16. MMM to dupe more Nigerians and I see court cases.

17. Dollar to exchange for N615

18. Recession in Nigeria to become depression in 2017

19. MTN and GLO to face hardship

20. A former First Lady of Nigeria needs prayers over her health.

21. Forces in Aso Rock planning to poison current First Lady (Aisha Buhari)

22. I saw huge number of Chibok girls released; some of them with kids

23. Nnamdi Kanu's detention to cause international crises. God is angry with Buhari for the continued detention.

24. Donald Trump to favour Israel. American Embassy in Israel to be moved to Jerusalem.

25. Liberian election: CONTINUITY

26. Ghana's new president to send many to jail.

27. Buhari and Senate to have crucial disagreement.

28. Nigeria's Budget will be delayed

29. I see killings in Ekiti

30. EFCC to come after National Assembly members in Nigeria in a politically motivated arrests because of their refusal to confirm Magu

31. I see kidnappers entering schools

32. Nigeria will lose a great man of God and the New Year is when the Nigerian government will fight the Church like never before.

33. Some terrorists will be arrested in Lagos

34. Traditional Rulers indicted and arrested for corruption

35. Lufthansa, Dana air, Ghana Air, Aero Contractors; I see staff protests.

36. America to have financial crises.

37. A serving Cabinet Minister in Nigeria will die

38. Nigeria to secure foreign funds

39. Doctors will embark on strike in Nigeria

40. A new Mega party in Nigeria will swallow up APC

41. I see a new leadership for the APC in Nigeria.

42. I see the DSS being taken to court

43.France, Spain, Russia to pray against train going off the rail.

44. I saw a huge school building collapse.

45. Nollywood to pray. They will get help but will lose two major people. The Yoruba movie industry too but prayer can avert it.

46. Fulani herdsmen again! Taraba, Benue, IMO and Jigawa state.

47. Kogi state to organize state prayers to avoid major deaths and natural disasters.

48. Edo state; major celebration but pray against road crashes.

49. I see presidents being removed in Africa, I see presidents being installed.

50. Two times, Nigeria’s vice president, Yemi Osinbajo, will face removal from office. They will alienate him and they will make attempts to remove him. But God will humble Buhari in 2017.


ENDS...

You be the judge. grin

https://www.nairaland.com/3547019/apostle-sulemans-50-prophecies-2017

Health / Re: Doctors And Nurses Assist Me by Lovetinz(m): 12:34pm On Dec 27, 2017
Good decision.
Where is a medical school near you?
Put on your shoes and get moving...
grin
Romance / Re: How Do I Find True Love? by Lovetinz(m): 9:15am On Dec 27, 2017
Buy a young Dog.
It will love you till death.
Fashion / Re: Why Do You Think This Picture Should Go Viral? by Lovetinz(m): 9:07am On Dec 27, 2017
Actually, it shouldn't.

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Family / Re: Photo Of A Mother And Daughter With Big Backsides Goes Viral by Lovetinz(m): 8:22am On Dec 27, 2017
When mount Everest meets mount Kilimanjaro.

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Romance / Re: Do I Look Worthy Of Marrying A Doctor? by Lovetinz(m): 4:52pm On Dec 26, 2017
RadicallyBlunt:
Yes a psychiatric doctor
You are wicked!

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