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Science/TechnologyRe: Please What Is The Name Of This Animal With No Head And Tail? by Lovit(m): 7:02pm On Sep 18, 2024
shortgun:
That's a Bull worm shocked, and don't let its small size fool you. It's a vicious carnivore that can burrow through your skin from your feet, crawl all the way up to your eyes and devour them
scary angry
PoliticsRe: FG Allocates ₦2.8Bn To NICTM To Build Palaces, Police Stations In Edo, Osun by Lovit(m): 1:54pm On Sep 18, 2024
These are constituency projects inserted by NASS members and approved by the FG

The truth is that those monies will be withdrawn, and no project will be done. The best they could do is maybe a borehole for a small community and that won't cost more than N15m.

Both NASS and FG are all bed fellows in reaping off Nigerians and stealing from us
PoliticsRe: Yahaya Bello Honours EFCC Invitation by Lovit(m): 11:50am On Sep 18, 2024
He has begged the Ogas in APC and has been promised a soft landing

las las, he will still keep more than 70% of the N84B stollen
CelebritiesRe: Mo Wa Pa" Rihanna Struggles To Learn Yoruba As A Fan Coaches Her by Lovit(m): 11:04am On Sep 18, 2024
E bin pa wa would have been a better phrase to learn easily
HealthRe: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by Lovit(m): 9:25am On Sep 18, 2024
Well landmass and population plays a role in this report

Also one might need to ask...If NW has 6,393 healthcare facilities how come only 20% of their women delivers are Health centers?

The SE seems to be most effective user of the facilities available in their region
Christianity EtcRe: Lord's Chosen Reacts To 'AK-47' Testimony by Lovit(m): 3:31pm On Sep 17, 2024
If na dream why share testimony?

I have flown a plane in my dream o, but I am not a pilot in real life

should I share the testimony? grin
CrimeRe: Dangote, Damina, Modi: How Tinubu Is Secretly Winning The War On Terror by Lovit(m): 9:36am On Sep 17, 2024
Stop praising mediocrity. Will the USA allow banditry to fester this long in their own soil?

We have all it takes to cancel out all Bandits from our forests in one week but the Nigerian govt is not serious about doing that

Those in the corridors of power are using banditry and kidnapping to make money and further their fulanization drive

How many lives have bandits kidnapped and killed since May 2023? compare that with just a few number of bandits killed by the Military.

We are not serious in this country
PoliticsRe: NNPC Fixes Pump Price For Dangote Refinery, Sells Petrol ₦950 Lagos, ₦992 Abuja by Lovit(m): 10:21am On Sep 16, 2024
jaxxy:
How can u get from malta fland sell N600 abd get from dangote refinery and sell N950? are these people not criminals?
It is because the govt wants to remove subsidy completely, they were still subsidy all along.

with Dangote fuel now out they will want to take out subsidy completely thereby making the price still high.

FG needs to return subsidy even with Dangote's fuel, else the Nigerian people will continue suffering

what's the essence of making more money for the Govt while the people suffers? More money in the hands of govt both at federal and state levels has never translated to better living for the people of Nigeria.

either way we are cooked!
PoliticsRe: NNPC Fixes Pump Price For Dangote Refinery, Sells Petrol ₦950 Lagos, ₦992 Abuja by Lovit(m): 10:15am On Sep 16, 2024
Why can't the FG return subsidy on DRL's petrol since importation cost is now out of the way

Give him crude in Naira, offtake from him at say N850/ltr and subsidized to Nigerians at say N600/ltr

what else are the citizens getting from Nigeria? Nothing!
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Lazarus Muoka Buries His Wife, Joy Muoka by Lovit(m): 9:00am On Sep 16, 2024
Well God knows best, personally, I don't trust that man called Pst Muoka.

second wife dead within 15 years? There are questions that needs to be asked.

It is either he is not taking good care of them, or he is in a spiritual covenant that keeps coming for his wives

I guess women in his church will now be afraid to marry him going forward
RomanceRe: Single Mum Of 3 Looking For A Husband (Picture, Video) by Lovit(m): 1:20pm On Sep 14, 2024
Everyone deserves love and happiness, we pray she finds a good man to love her

Well it all depends on if she has learnt her lessons, engaging thrice to men, having kids for each and yet none could stay is a big red flag
CelebritiesRe: Isreal Dmw's Deep Bow To Davido – Loyalty Or Too Much? (video) by Lovit(m): 12:57pm On Sep 14, 2024
When you are in an unequal relationship with someone bigger than you, bringing honour can help you equalize

Israel DMW is a testament to the statement above

BTW, Nigeria hard now, anything legal to put food on the table is welcome. He no kee person grin
RomanceRe: Man Pulls His Pants Down And Pleasures Himself Publicly With A Cucumber (video) by Lovit(m): 5:56pm On Sep 13, 2024
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




Isn't it an irony that this man has now broken the law while enforcing his right to life, liberty and personal security.

While his lawyer can explain that ejaculation promotes a quality life and everyone is at a freedom to cum, how does he justify doing it on someone's driveway?
Maybe under personal security; that he didn't want to be knocked down by a distracted driver.

He should just plead guilty due to temporary insanity because everyone knows that a build-up of conji can cause chemical imbalance in the brain.

The power of Conji is real, but conji will never tell you to masturbate without common sense.

That's why we must try to masturbate at least thrice daily. Even if you don't get to do it before leaving the house, ensure you do it inside the car or in your office, in your school or church's washroom but never in front of someone's house or you become guilty of the offence of indecent public exposure.
This comment smells gaybrielish
PoliticsRe: I’m Ready To Be VP If I See Someone Who Will Perform Better, Says Peter Obi by Lovit(m): 4:25pm On Sep 13, 2024
Hey Obi

Just make sure you are not considering being a VP to Atiku

For now, no one else is more qualified than you in the South.
CrimeRe: Man Shares How His Financially Struggling Friend Was Misleading Women by Lovit(m): 12:00pm On Sep 13, 2024
Bizmind95:
Interesting, but so a financially struggling man shouldn't sleep and have fun with women again, most if not all of whom are also financially struggling like himhuh The value we sometimes place on those useless gender in this part of the world sef dey shock me, In the same vein, a society that condemns a struggling man from enjoying women shouldn't condemn a rich man from wanting to marry and enjoy as many women as he so wishes even if he is as old as Methuselah!!!
Well, don't get it twisted

the guy is right, the take from his story is... in whatever you do, don't lie to your self

It is better to be real than to fake it till you have it. I know the society places more value on people that presents some level of class but why lie to yourself?

las las, fake life doesn't pay!
PoliticsRe: NNPCL Gives Update On Dangote Refinery Petrol Price, Purchase by Lovit(m): 11:29am On Sep 13, 2024
Dangote should roll out it's own filling stations across the Country

Let's him crash the price and throw the cabals off the teats of Nigeria's breast
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Funny Teacher Vacancy: Degree 26000 Naira by Lovit(m): 4:19pm On Sep 12, 2024
Well, it is an advert, those interested should apply. If you are not Ok with the pay, just waka pass

Some schools are small with few pupils hence won't be able to pay much as salaries
PoliticsRe: Cocoa Institute In Oyo Got ₦250M For Lagos Streetlights Project In 2024 - BudgIT by Lovit(m): 3:24pm On Sep 12, 2024
ALTERNATEID:
Sadly, only the National Assembly has the power of appropriation. All former presidents have tried to fight them over it unsuccessfully. Except the constitution is changed, nothing can be done about it.

As regards your first question, it is the choice of the lawmakers to decide the MDA they want to execute their constituency and Zonal intervention projects. MDAS can’t do anything about it. They simply see this projects in their budget after it has been passed into law. Not implementing it means violating the Appropriation Act.
Thank you for your matured approach to this

We all know that the MDAs do not really handle any of these projects, they are merely conduit pipe for the NASS members to receive these funds while their Ogas gets a percentage as ' Thank you for doing business with us '
PoliticsRe: Cocoa Institute In Oyo Got ₦250M For Lagos Streetlights Project In 2024 - BudgIT by Lovit(m): 1:57pm On Sep 12, 2024
ALTERNATEID:
Pick a budget and read my friend. That’s the practice since 1999. Check the budget of Federal Cooperative College, Orji River, Enugu state and see the over N100 billion budget for constituency projects alone. Cocoa research Ibadan is even very small in terms of allocation so I don’t understand why BIDGIT singled them out for this kind of misleading story.
That being the practice doesn't make it right.

so tell us why a research Institute in Oyo is handling constituency project in Lagos and Rivers?

if not for corruption, are there no resident MDAs in Lagos and Rivers for their indigent NASS members to use?

see below quotes from former Presidents on this issue as seen on Vanguard

Obasanjo, Buhari, Jonathan take positions

Obasanjo himself who started constituency project in 2023 once described it as nothing but corruption, saying, “You and I know what constituency project means, it is simply corruption.”

Former President Muhammadu Buhari echoed similar claim in 2019 when he said the impact of the trillions of Naira voted for constituency projects could hardly be seen in the lives of ordinary Nigerians.

On his part, former President Goodluck Jonathan had said “don’t put the goat where yam is because the goat will eat the yam” in apparent reference to corrupt acts dogging constituency projects.
PoliticsRe: Cocoa Institute In Oyo Got ₦250M For Lagos Streetlights Project In 2024 - BudgIT by Lovit(m): 12:40pm On Sep 12, 2024
mach7:
Good information can be sometimes used for mischievous purposes.

BudgIT has provided the facts, but did not provide a good background for the facts presented.

It is a known practice for constituency projects to be embedded into the budgets of MDAs. The respective MDA is expected to contract out and oversee the implementation of the constituency project within the timeframe and voted amount as provided for in the budget.

This method was adopted to ensure that constituency allowance for projects are not paid directly to lawmakers due to issues of mismanagement and/or corruption. The lawmaker is only responsible for identifying the project needed after due consultation with his or her constituents. Lawmaker is also expected to confirm that the constituency project was carried out.

If you check the budget of different MDAs you will see voted amounts for constituency projects embedded on them. This has been the practice since the OBJ era.

Let's be guided please.
A corrupt Nigerian spotted.

So it's a cocoa Research Institue in Oyo of all MDAs that should handle street lights in Lagos?

Are you for real?

These smells corruption in all facet, there is no justification for it. Please stop defending corruption.
CelebritiesRe: I Attempted Suicide Because Of A Motivational Speaker – Warri Pikin by Lovit(m): 11:40am On Sep 12, 2024
We all need some level of motivations but don't listen to those guys that tells you that they started a restaurant in 2018 with one grain of rice grin

and now they have branches in all 36 states of the federation

Don't listen to dem o!
PoliticsRe: ₦‎8 Billion Not Enough To Audit Over 1,000 MDAs – Auditor General by Lovit(m): 11:31am On Sep 12, 2024
How much does these 1000 ministries and MDA generate yearly?

What positive results have the office of the Auditor General produced in the last 5 years

How much have their Audit saved Nigeria in the last 5 years?

The AGF should answer these questions before asking for more money
FamilyRe: Court Remands Man To Enable Him ‘Think Of How To Provide For His 4 Children’ by Lovit(m): 11:22am On Sep 12, 2024
When a man convinces you to sell your matrimonial bed, you suppose don know say marriage don end be dat grin

what is marriage without bed? huh huh huh huh
PoliticsRe: How Much Is Fuel In Your Area? by Lovit(m): 9:03pm On Sep 11, 2024
I sang 'On your Mandate' today at a filling station in Lagos and they sold N145/litre for me
PoliticsRe: We Don’t Have Problem With Igbo, But Yoruba Pretending As Lagosians — Indigenes by Lovit(m): 12:03pm On Sep 11, 2024
They should call them out and mention their names, starting with Tinubu and Rauf Aregbe

Imposters claiming indigenes of Lagos grin
EducationRe: School Fees For Kindergarten(photo) by Lovit(m): 8:24pm On Sep 09, 2024
Well make dem mention location first, then we can analyze this post

Some Nigerians too like these class thing, they just wanna show off that their wards' school fees is massive that's why private school owners are reaping them off

Most of the times it is the women who doesn't contribute a dime that pushes their husbands into these mess

We attended public schools then and we did well; we are still doing well...
PoliticsRe: Bandits Attack Kuyallo Hospital In Kaduna, Kidnap Nurses, Patients, Others by Lovit(m): 5:35pm On Sep 09, 2024
BlackfireX:
Tinubu will handle economics
grin

Settima will handle...........?
Seekyuriti grin grin grin grin

and both has failed woefully grin
FamilyRe: UK Woman Urges Nigerian Wives: Stop Reporting Husbands To UK Police by Lovit(m): 2:45pm On Sep 09, 2024
with time, many Nigerian men will stop bringing their women to UK

The way Nigerian women treat their maids and anyone working for them will tell you a lot about them. Majority of them are mean and wicked

the ones wey good nor reach 1%
PoliticsRe: DSS Arrest NLC President Joe Ajaero At Abuja Airport by Lovit(m): 2:33pm On Sep 09, 2024
richie240:
Let bello turji come out from hiding nau, and see whether hand will not touch him too.

If 'bello turji' is the best justification for ajaero's (alleged) terrorism charges, he too should've stayed hidden in the forrest like bello turji.
grin
Leave Ajaero and whatever he did, my take is on selective justice

Who told you the DSS only operate within urban areas? Who also told you that Bello Turji only resides in the bushes?
CelebritiesRe: Dave Bautista's New Look Got Fans Talking (Photos) by Lovit(m): 2:22pm On Sep 09, 2024
Nothing do am, probably because he is wearing clothes this time around
PoliticsRe: DSS Arrest NLC President Joe Ajaero At Abuja Airport by Lovit(m): 11:36am On Sep 09, 2024
When will the DSS arrest Bello Turji the terrorist?
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri's Post About His Current Wife That Made His Ex-wife To React by Lovit(m): 11:09am On Sep 09, 2024
The ex-wife may not have said the whole truth but there is no doubting that Reno the small he goat is abusive and a bigot

The way he behaves online shows it all. He may be lucky to get an innocent Ethiopian woman to lord over but his time will soon come

The Ibos will remind him one day his atrocities and how he contributed to bigotry and tribal hates in Nigeria

All Reno cares about is money, he can cause a tribal war in Nigeria just to make money from Zuck and Elon

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