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Celebrities / Re: Were Donjazzy, Dr Sid, Tiwa, And 2face Trying To Send A Message? by lowwenfresh: 10:29am On Apr 30, 2016
yemsai:
Na N190 o
for cup? 🙅🙅🙅..you be thief?
Celebrities / Re: Were Donjazzy, Dr Sid, Tiwa, And 2face Trying To Send A Message? by lowwenfresh: 10:28pm On Apr 28, 2016
HornyTiwa:
This is not funny,He is just jealous of her success
this your name sha 😂😂😂 only you na tiwa only you na Hot 😂😂😂
Celebrities / Re: Were Donjazzy, Dr Sid, Tiwa, And 2face Trying To Send A Message? by lowwenfresh: 10:14pm On Apr 28, 2016
Logician:
Teebillz or whatever must be a kid...hoping on the wife for his career. He should just commit suicide. If that's the only solution he knows. The death of one makes way for another.

In a nutshell, a man should be in charge of his emotions not allowing a jezebel to ruin him and his career.

Not all that glitter is gold
as ehn that guy no get sense ooo, how can a bitch makes him wanna commit suicide.abeg leave that issue, Bros abeg Weytin be the prize of garri now?
Crime / Re: Photos: Armed Robbers Storm Access Bank In Agbor; Kill 1 by lowwenfresh: 12:11pm On Dec 23, 2014
LaurelP:
OP u didn't get the pix I wanted to see
The Police running for their lives!
sharrap I was there on the scene the police didn't run it was more like an upgrade.. they fought em toothlessly, the hit from the police and the army was so though that they had got to run.. they came with three vehicles 2 zoom off the third was about to reverse, that was when the army targeted the driver and shot him dead at instant, they ran to the next street and pick up a car and headed the onitcha way the police still chase em and shot 2 of em dead as well at umunede.. and their mission went void cus the money they were expecting was on the way as soon as they ran the money arrived .at least for once kudos to our amry and police.

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Phones / Re: Why You Can Never Guess Correctly A Recharge Pin! by lowwenfresh: 1:33pm On Dec 21, 2014
onyekachee:
How can you guess 12 digits when you cannot win 4 accumulations in football betting
Lol babe hwfa I fear who no fear you

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Guy Who Won't Have Sex Until Marriage? by lowwenfresh: 11:34pm On Dec 16, 2014
ROZZAYY:
No! From dis angle, imagine a guy with a very high ssex drive and an extra inched prop, who gfs have been running away from and he nids to be marid. So d final gal he meets, he d sell d story of him wanting to wait so she won't discover meanwhile he s doing it with some oda, knowing am dere to stay foreva. After d wedding, wahala start, dats were ull see thread like my husband raped me on awa honeymoon, d pastor supported his action. Hehehehehheheheheh
Hell no! I must see if he s a maniac b4 wedding. Thank u!
girl you though Lol
Politics / Re: President Jonathan Congratulates Buhari On His 72nd Birthday by lowwenfresh: 10:55pm On Dec 16, 2014
simplemach:
bros, not everybody can do this at this time.
my friend calm down oshiomole edo state governor has done more than this.
Romance / Re: Ladies, What Attracts You In A Guy's Personality?? by lowwenfresh: 9:43pm On Dec 13, 2014
jashar:
I'm attracted to Christian a guy that dress well smell awesome as in; the cologne or perfume makes sense. Hmmmcheesy. Then he should be now neat; these are the physical attributes I like.
Let a guy have these things packaged with a higher emotional and intellectual intelligence than me. Cheeiiii grin.
Also, let us flow really well as friends, I'm gone. kiss
I also like eloquence in speech.
.ehehehe you got me !
Romance / Re: Ladies, What Attracts You In A Guy's Personality?? by lowwenfresh: 9:39pm On Dec 13, 2014
Hazardd:

The best thing to do
is use clay and mould the guy by yourself since the list plenty grin
Lol oma you they crase ooo
Romance / Re: Nairaland Couples' Competition (NCC) 2014 ➜ ➜ ➜ by lowwenfresh: 9:26pm On Dec 13, 2014
where is my partner
Romance / Re: I Dated My Girlfriend For 2yrs Not Knowing She Was Already Engaged To....... by lowwenfresh: 11:14pm On Dec 11, 2014
emperorchedda:
I wish I were in your shoes. I just want a girl I'll be sharing with her man, when marriage pops up in her list I'll gladly step aside for her fiance to walk into the eternal bondage then I'll look for her type and continue
ahahahahahahabah oma we they reason together.
Celebrities / Re: Uche Jombo Speaks After Losing Her Pregnancy... Inspirational Words by lowwenfresh: 10:04am On Dec 11, 2014
na wa ooo. some people they look for pikin anyhow but them no see Why some they use condom they Bleep still them go impregnate the girl they ask God Why e go give am pikin
Celebrities / Re: Gov Fashola Hosts Winners Of Future Awards Africa 2014 [pix] by lowwenfresh: 5:15pm On Dec 10, 2014
almost there chaiii when we I be first to comment
Jokes Etc / Re: SHOCKING: Yam Tubers From The Gods [photo] by lowwenfresh: 3:31pm On Dec 05, 2014
dreydee:
grin

HOW IT HAPPENED: a man and a woman were mating in 1160BC and got stuck which is a taboo in their community, they were buried alive

NOW 2014: a farmer planted yams in the exact same spot they were buried, and the result...........
lipsrsealed #Spooky
ah baba you can lie, where you there in 1160BC? na wa for people.
Health / Re: 5 Reasons You Should Sleep Unclad by lowwenfresh: 2:10pm On Dec 02, 2014
Octaves:
lol!!
no you reason am now! na joke?
Celebrities / Re: The 10 Nollywood Actresses That Are Strongly Allergic To Poor Men ( Photos ) by lowwenfresh: 1:53pm On Dec 02, 2014
lalasticlala:
Lizzy gold- Bank Alerts Get Me Wett

I Dumped My Ex Boyfriend Bcs He Didn't Have Much Money
see as she ugly like who devil curse.. still they get mouth they talk.
Celebrities / Re: The 10 Nollywood Actresses That Are Strongly Allergic To Poor Men ( Photos ) by lowwenfresh: 1:52pm On Dec 02, 2014
berem:
Make una no worry! When una reach 45years,una mouth go change. Na una go dey beg poor man to marry una.

Yeye dey smell!
mtscheeeew!

angry angry
ehehehe no mind them when them reach 45 na then them go remember mountain of fire... they go all night they pray for any man..come they beg boys make them give em belle. mtcheew..
Health / Re: 5 Reasons You Should Sleep Unclad by lowwenfresh: 9:46pm On Dec 01, 2014
Octaves:
oga calm down. He might be joking. Btw some peeps belief in ghosts, so what? They may have reason to do so. You can politely challenge someone's belief without calling him an illiterate. My i/p. Back To the topic. It can be thrilling sleeping neked but you gotta get ur own house and be alone or else u're with ur girlfriend
guy self that joke too strong naww. e be like where elders They discuss one idiot just enter in bw em come fart they laugh em, that one na joke?
Health / Re: 5 Reasons You Should Sleep Unclad by lowwenfresh: 8:05pm On Nov 29, 2014
Tripodmode:
I can't stop laughing...dis guy don vex

Why I no go vex? How person go they think ackward in this advance life.. weh eye they shine no mugu again.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Say What? One Customer's Bill At A Lagos Nite Club Yesterday. (pic) by lowwenfresh: 7:54pm On Nov 29, 2014
if I believe this one make I die..which kind blood money e do? no ritualist try am e go broke....na the sales boy just make up this reciept just to get likes.na wa people, wait ooo you be think say we go believe.. waka their.. this kind lie naim person lie for my villa weh kill 10 people at once.
Health / Re: 5 Reasons You Should Sleep Unclad by lowwenfresh: 7:45pm On Nov 29, 2014
blemon44:
what if a ghost comes in at midnight
and sees you lying down unclad
and the ghost is male, what do you think he will do?
think like an iltrate what tha Bleep is ghost? there's no such thing, idk Why people believe on that illusion.

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Celebrities / Re: Most Popular Nigerian Virgin, Adokiye Kyrian Flaunts Her Bikini Body by lowwenfresh: 9:28am On Nov 28, 2014
LesbianBoy:

I never knew MUGUS like you still exist o! shocked A girl says she is a virgin and you believe her just like that!
nna leave that one na slowpoke them take they store people like am number for phone
Sports / Re: Is Ronaldo Chasing Messi? by lowwenfresh: 9:24am On Nov 28, 2014
shyna01:

pipe
you high?
Sports / Is Ronaldo Chasing Messi? by lowwenfresh: 9:16pm On Nov 27, 2014
Opinion: Is Cristiano Ronaldo Chasing
Lionel Messi’s Shadows? Who would
have thought that the wizzard
Argentine, who debuted on the 16th of
October 2004 for FC Barcelona, would
go on to break almost every record
there is? This past weekend, Lionel
Messi broke Telmo Zarra’s record of
the most goals scored in La Liga, a
record which has stood for 60 years.
But let me rephrase – he didn’t just
break it… he tied it, he broke and then
he smashed it! On Tuesday, Messi
continued his perfect week by breaking
Raul’s all-time Champions League
record with another hattrick. In fact,
Messi has broken records at such a
rate that the history books are almost
running out of pages to hail him.
Overall, Messi has now scored 370
goals for the Catalan giants and has
long-since passed the record for the
club’s highest goalscorer. He has also
set the record for the most goals
scored in a calendar year with 91
strikes in 2012. In addition, he has the
record for most goals in all
competitions in a season with 73 goals
in 2011/12. He also currently holds the
record for most goals in a single La
Liga campaign with a staggering total
of 50, but Cristiano Ronaldo is on
course to break this record after
having scored 20 goals already this
season. Messi is the record goalscorer
in the most consecutive league games
after scoring in 21 games in a row, and
he has won more Ballon d’Ors than any
other player. The list goes on and on,
and the most striking fact is that Messi
is only 27-years-old. If he continues
at this rate, who will ever be able to
break his records? Yes, Ronaldo is in
scintillating form this season, but he is
two years older than Messi and joined
La Liga later than the Argentine. This
means Ronaldo may break a few of
Messi’s records, but it is unlikely he
will ever be able to write as many new
pages in the history books. It almost
feels like Ronaldo is chasing Messi’s
shadows because whichever record the
Portuguse breaks, Messi has broken it
already. The little 17-year-old, who
debuted on that October night in
2004 , has turned into a goalscoring
machine and has already been
immortalised as one of football’s all-
time greats. But who should be given
the most credit for Messi’s exploits?
Many consider Pep Guardiola as his
greatest mentor. It was the Spaniard
who shifted Messi from the right wing
to a more central role. “The best
players have to play in the centre,”
Guardiola said at the time, and that
was when his goalscoring stats
exploded. Other than his goalscoring
records, he has won an incredible 21
trophies with Barcelona. Since his
debut, the club has won six La Liga
titles, two Copa del Rey trophies,
three Champions Leagues, six
Supercopa de Espanas, two UEFA
Super Cups and two FIFA Club World
Cups. What’s left to say about a player
who, in order to describe, you almost
run out of superlatives? Without Lionel
Messi, football would be less
enjoyable, and even if you are not a
Barcelona fan, you can only kneel and
thank The Lord for one of the greatest
gifts to the beautiful game. Hail Messi,
the king of goalscorers… If you had
one word, how would you describe
Lionel Messi?
Crime / Re: Suspected Suicide Bomber Burnt Alive By Mob In Gombe (PIC) by lowwenfresh: 8:33pm On Nov 18, 2014
eddyline:
I really want to believe am not in support of jungle justice But for a suicide bomber, kill him slowly, resurrect him and then kill him one more time.
lol brother you they vex qwoy
Sports / Re: Congo Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (0 - 2) ON 15th November 2014 by lowwenfresh: 4:18pm On Nov 11, 2014
Matttthew:
Murder them with a 5goals to nil.....kill them all.....Musa all the way......
























And so enuf let NFF conclude their fight....








I no there er stubborn goat like Giwa.....he isn't helping the matter......





















Go go Eagles......














You just own this Cup, this year agn.































#TeamNigeria.
this was the same musa y'all was trolling on few months ago, and now y'all like him,is no over to keshi

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Celebrities / Re: Pictures From Mikel Obi's Birthday Party For His Girlfriend by lowwenfresh: 4:10pm On Nov 11, 2014
missdebs:
are we nigerians girls not good enough biko sad
CAPITAL "NO"
Nairaland / General / Re: Where Has These Guys And Their Hyenas And Baboons Gone To?(pic) by lowwenfresh: 6:23pm On Nov 10, 2014
bigFOOTcaveMAN:
Use to see them when i was younger and they normally scare the day light out of me. Worst is that we were deceived into believing that the Hyenas and Baboons were actually humans turned into animals with charms grin, hence the ability of those guys to control them.
Ever seen them recently?
the Govt ban them for parading the street with such killer animal.
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 [Nomination & Verification] by lowwenfresh: 12:15pm On Nov 10, 2014
[quote author=Kachisbarbie post=27848451]Please show us some abs mehn...

I am looking for new boyfriend grin
.

__ I don't want the one wearing facecap o
__or wearing Alobam/My money grows like grass top
__or skinny jeans.
__he should have plenty hair(very important)
__Intelligent
__Good command of English.
He shouldn't bother about money - amma finance the relationship (sugar'mummy things)

Na my personal choice/taste be this
[/quote I they feel you pieces.
Car Talk / Re: Nigerian Man Breaks Record, Rides To South Africa From Lagos On Motorbike by lowwenfresh: 2:26pm On Nov 08, 2014
your own na suffer head
Sports / Re: Why My Team Liverpool Is The Best Club Ever In The World Of Football!! by lowwenfresh: 9:35am On Nov 01, 2014
tongue
banjicom:
angry Up Gunners!!!! tongue
tongue
banjicom:
angry Up Gunners!!!! tongue
you are on your own.

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