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ok we hear you

Which of this sounds Weirdest to
you:
1. Cutting of Grass for over 400
million Naira in a dry season.
2. Treatment done in a London
Hospital but with Nigerian Drugs.
3. Rats invading the Most guarded
office in the whole country.
4. Appointment of 8 Dead people
to Man offices.
5.Snake swallowing 36 million
Naira JAMB funds.
6. Operation crocodile smile, operations python dance and the latest one cat race. If any of the above makes you
think twice,Then I entreat you to get your PVC's,
our Mumu don do tru tru .

rawpadgin:


So daddy G.O carry mic give wike...... Wetin wike get wen he wan talk for God program?

is your governor ok.

emmyw:
You Are Very Sick

i pity you and your village people.
because i smell sickness everywhere around you.

johnime:
I have a loving,caring,a great cook and a handsome boyfriend. He's every girl's dream and my problem is I don't love him. He loves me too much,I don't know how to reciprocate.He's ready to show me to the full world that am he's which I always tell him to stop but he will be complaining that y don't I want it if I'm cheating on him,Yes I'm cus i dont knw how to love. Look is not that he's not rich,he is and he's from a wealthy home too. Just wanted to play games with him,flex his money and leave. Not knowing I will b his 1st grlfrd and now he has refused to let me go, he's ready to do anything for my sake,and he's family loves me so much,they say I changed their son's life that they thought he's a gay cuz that they have never seen him with a grl,same thing his frds are saying. And I don't love him. Please I need advice, how do I leave him without hurting him, he might die if I do, the last time I tried breaking up, he landed in the hospital and spent a week there and it was when he saw me he felt relieved. My sister said my pu**y game is tight. Plz help me,shld I run away but where can I run to, plz help me. I need advice.

don't worry em' you will soon meet someone else whom you will love and care for, buy you know what him will treat you like a rag and beat a hell out of you. then you will live a miserable life.

JULIE1925:


Im juz lost evrytime I watch some video on social media surfacing everywhere where women are now proposing to men...

I mean, no matter how chewable & meaty his dicck is, no matter how handsome he is and financially stable, women shud have at least a little dignity for themselves.

Marriage is not for everyone.

The scripture must be fulfilled, seven women will lay hold on one man. this is just one.

JULIE1925:


Im juz lost evrytime I watch some video on social media surfacing everywhere where women are now proposing to men...

I mean, no matter how chewable & meaty his dicck is, no matter how handsome he is and financially stable, women shud have at least a little dignity for themselves.

Marriage is not for everyone.

The scripture must be fulfilled, seven women will lay hold to one man. this is just one.

as soon as it arrive Nigera, trust it will not be too long, we will been seeing fairly used and Uk used at a cheaper rate. I smell doom everywhere.

bchi:
Thanks all.
I love him so much, he do love me also
I have told him about his church severally, he said that I'm telling story until i comes in as his wife, he will decide if I will go to my church or not.
He is a serious catholic member, charismatic member.
I am So confused because my family and church members told me, he won't change because of him rather I will b the one. .
I don't want to leave him.
I don't just know what to do!

do not be deceive my sister we all serve one God. whether catholic or pentecostal we are one.

badland 12 strong

Amen......

Things you should say goodbye to in 2017 1. Say goodbye to the voices in your head that tell you that you are incapable of doing something or being someone. They lie a lot, and you should know that by now. 2. Say goodbye to the need for validation. We all need validation from time to time, but you also don’t have to constantly pursue it. As long as you see your utmost potential or how far you’ve come, you don’t need to seek after anyone to affirm that for you. 3. Say goodbye to all the moments you were not so proud of; forget them and remember that you are a human being who is still learning how to live. 4. Say goodbye to the promises you didn’t keep, know that timing is everything, and good things take time. 5. Say goodbye to the self-doubt and the negativity. It might not be the happy ending you wanted, but it could possibly be the happy beginning you didn’t see coming. 6. Say goodbye to the times you cried and the times you were in so much pain, and give yourself a pat on the back for getting through yet another obstacle. Sooner or later, you will get to the finish line. 7. Say goodbye to the people who don’t want anything to do with you; they are not meant to be in your life for one reason or another. Focus on the ones who do and the ones who care. 8. Say goodbye to the memory you keep replaying in your head, whether good or bad, the one that is keeping you up at night wondering where it went and whether or not it will happen again. You rewinded them and paused them way too many times; now it is time to find something else to watch. 9. Say goodbye to the addiction you had for your phone, or your laptop, or social media, or anything you were voraciously obsessed with. Spend more time with your family and friends and possibly nature, and teach yourself that too much of anything will eventually suffocate you. 10. Say goodbye to the expectations you had for yourself that by now you should have done this or done that. Life can be messy, and the last thing you need is getting attached to its chaos. 11. Say goodbye to all the words people told you about yourself, the ones that made you love yourself a little less. Think of how little these people know about you and your story or why you are the way you are. Think of how some people like to belittle others to feel good about themselves, and while you are it, say goodbye to these people. 12. Say goodbye to the times you were immature, or out of line, or had no common sense. Remember that these are the moments that remind you that you are not perfect and that you are a work in progress. Take it as a humbling experience and move on. 13. Say goodbye to the times you missed someone who didn’t miss you back. Eventually you will not miss them anymore, and you will learn that other people miss you more than you know. 14. Say goodbye to the trip you didn’t take, or the City you never went to, or the wedding you missed, or the opportunities that passed you by. Not everything will go as planned and you don’t have to carry the guilt with you everywhere you go. Let that be a reminder that no matter how hard we try, we will not always be in control. 15. Say goodbye to the all the flaws you keep pointing out in the mirror and the times you really didn’t like who you were looking at. Buy a new mirror if you have to, but more importantly, start liking who you see and change the way you look at yourself. Finally, say goodbye to the thought that 2018 will be the same and that nothing will ever change, and start saying hello to all the wonderful possibilities, dreams, and opportunities that are waiting to manifest themselves to you. # MyNewDawn

fiizznation:
Well is only in Nigeria where nothing works that silly things like this can happen and people like you will applaud it.

If this foolishness did happened in a sane country, the man would have sued their silly _asses, and those _fuckers would be definitely sent to jail to cool off there

what did mean by jail?. the man also deserved the jail term for beating his wife.

The Emir of Katagum has passed on. He was 89 years old and left behind 49 children among whom is Mustapha Katagum, the Yariman Katagum. He died on Saturday after a protracted illness. The late emir was said to have been ill for over five years. The funeral prayer for their late father will hold tomorrow (Sunday) at his palace in Azare at 11:00 am, according to one of his children. The emir left behind 49 children: The Speaker of the House of Representatives, Mr Yakubu Dogara, has described the death of Emir of Katagum, Alhaji Mohammed Kabir Umar, as “a big loss”. In a statement issued by his Special Adviser on Media and Public Affairs, Mr Turaki Hassan, on Saturday in Abuja, Dogara, stated that the late monarch was a father and mentor to many including himself. “We have lost one of our finest and highly revered Royal Fathers. A patriot and an elder statesman. “He was a man of integrity and impeachable character who dedicated his life to service of humanity, development of Katagum emirate and Bauchi State. “I condole with his immediate family, all sons and daughters of Katagum emirate as well as Bauchi state. “May God grant us all the fortitude to bear this irreparable loss.’’ Governor Mohammed Abdullahi Abubakar and other prominent government officials are expected to attend the funeral prayer.

- The Chairman of the Non- academic Staff Union of Unilag Kehinde Ajibade claimed that the federal government was insensitive to their plight Aspiring students who came for screening and admission at the University of Lagos (Unilag) were stranded due to a protest by the non-academic staff of the institution. Some of the admission seekers, who arrived at the university as early as 8am, complained that they were not attended to. Kenny Olu, a candidate, said: “When I came, only a few people were here. We had formed a queue, hoping that other candidates would soon come. Later, we heard that some workers were on strike and they shut down the gate of the university. Those of us inside now find it difficult to go out. After a while, they opened the gate and we thought they would come and attend to us but nobody came.” The university authorities had previously notified all successful Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination candidates to report at the Multipurpose Hall A for screening. The candidates had been contacted by the Joint Admission and Matriculation Board and had printed their admission letters. The protesting workers shut down the gate of the university, thereby causing a traffic jam on the main road. This par*lyzed other activities in the university. The workers, complaining of being treated as “unimportant elements”, said they were protesting the disparity that arose from the N23bn earned allowance recently released by the Federal Government. Armed with placards, the workers swore not to resume work unless they are positively considered. PAY ATTENTION: Install our latest The Chairman of the Non-Academic Staff Union of Unilag Kehinde Ajibade said: “The FG is not sensitive enough to tackle our problems. How can government give only two per cent of N23bn to non-academic staff? Unilag’s case is the worst. We were all given N23 million as earned allowance. We have been robbed and we totally reject that. “We are not resuming work until our money is released. We know what the FG is trying to do, but it cannot work out. They want us to clash with the Academic Staff Union of Universities and cause a crisis within the university system. But we don’t have any issues with ASUU. It is the FG that we have issues with. According to the report, the umbrella of Joint Action Committee has directed all its branches nationwide to resume strike on Monday. The three unions who are embarking on the industrial action are the Senior Staff Association of Nigerian Universities, Non Academic Staff Union of Universities and Associated Institutions and National Association of Academic Technologists.

'crazy world.

emmyw:
Stubborn People Everywhere, Is It Not Better Than The N18,000 or The "ve Forgotten That Half Bread Is Better Than None, What's Even My Business

learn how to talk guy. do you know how many year it will take again before salary review. guy reason well.

highchief1:
yes if u have brothers and sisters avoid friends totally my brothers are my friends

is God all the way. have you not hard were brothers are kill each other? or.

once ordinary commissioner to the fomer governor of lagos state is now vice president, the former governor now minister to the vice president. treat people well when you in power, time make change to happen.

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Accepting JUPEB Programme. Unilag
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Study In Combination With JAMB. Interested candidate should pls let know. get admission into Uniben.

later is one thing i don't like in this comment

Elose11:
http://dailypost.ng/2017/10/09/make-fridays-work-free-allow-hijabs-muslims-list-6-restructuring-demands/

there is no difference between you and boko Haram. just look at your mouth.

here in Nigeria a day before the event that area is no go area. so that the president or the Governor can pass with easy, as soon as the event is over the people will now suffer massive hold up for a day. codos!!! to Indonesia presido.

ifedayosol:
She is a naval officer, NOT a soldier

a soldier is any of the military person. army, airforce and naval.

dacblogger:
Marriage is a huge scam...pple just do it for the sake of the society and reproducing.

hmmmm I smell frustration

dacblogger:
Marriage is a huge scam...pple just do it for the sake of the society and reproducing.

hmmmm I smell frustration

its was a gathering of Eagles As Christian Fellowship Of Nigeria P.F.N. hold their 14th Biennial conference Benin City Edo State. Acting President Of Federal Republic Of Nigeria was Among the Guest speaker , host Governor Godwin Obaseki and his deputy were also present, The PFN President Rev. Felix Omobude , other pastor present today are Pastor E.A . Adeboye, Rev. Dr. Uma Ukpai, Pastor Paul Eniche Bishop Faith Idahosa and Bishop Matthew Okonkwo and other Anointed Men of God.prays were made for Buhari speedily recovery and the betterment of the Country and prays were also made for our Acting President for God protection against evil and wicked people. word by Mr Acting President was very cleared and sound Him said our greatest enemy is hate. let learn how to love one another.

suzan404:
Some pastors are really weird,even the married ones,they won't stop womanizing,chasing women around,after preaching against it,I don't blame some of them though,na unemployment they turn most of them to pastor,pastor wey look like tout nor go womanize?iffa hear........may God help us all


Lalasticlala abeg comman do your job

hear me and hear me very well, been married does not stop someone from womanizing. womanizing is a spirit who ever that is posses with the spirit will undergo deliverance.........

Where are we heading to in this country??
PGEJ was tagged clueless.
Then indomie was #50.
Today indomie is over #100.
A medium size loaf of bread was #150.
Today it's #500.
A milk cup of local rice was #30.
Today it's #110.
An egg was #25.
Today it's #50.
A cup of beans was #20.
Today it's #90.
These are all locally produced stable food items.
These are not subject to forces of importation, or foreign exchange.
Garri has become an item of price control forces.
A litre of palm oil is now over #600.
A tuber of yam is now over #300.
You can not even buy paw paw or pinnaple if you have less than #300 in your 'recessioned' pocket.
This government says importation of stable food is the bane of our problems.
But did PGEJ ever import garri, palm oil, local Ekpoma rice, bread, paw paw, indomie, yam, egg, beans, plantain, etc?
Why so much hunger in the country?
Why the 'horse' galloping inflation?
Why the season of anomie in the country?
Life in bubu's Nigeria has indeed become short, hard, frustrating, & brutish.
Power has dropped from over 6000 mega watts to less than 1000 mega watts.
Yet PGEJ was clueless
And bubu has the magic wand to improve agriculture, improve power in three months, reduce fuel from #87 to #35, reduce dollar to #1, wipe our youth unemployment, improve our economy from the fastest growing in the African continent to the world's fastest growing economy? Change was the slogan. Change Nigeria for the better or Change Nigeria, & Nigerians for doom?
No one cared to ask.
The Important theory was Change.
Today, Nigeria is Changed for doom.
No local stable food
No jobs
No Campaign Promises Kept
No Water
No Infrastructure
No light
No Salaries
No Rule of law
No Security
No Truth
No Freedom of Speech
No Freedom from SSD hook
No Good Governance
No Truth in Governance
No Honest government policies
No Government palliatives
No Empowerment schemes
No Nothing
Infact NO GOVERNMENT WITH HUMAN FACE.
CLUELESSNESS HAS BEEN PERSONIFIED IN BUBU-ISM.
GOODBYE NIGERIA
WELCOME HUNGER
WELCOME HARDSHIP
WELCOME ANOMIE
WELCOME A GOVERNMENT OF HERDSMEN.

shame to you Mr fit it you called yourself, you are a disgrace to Edo people. the Esan people will always be regretteing having you as there son.

[quote author=StepTwo post=51558415]sorry, which of the fights did Tinubu win again?

senate leadership?

House of Reps leadership?

Kogi Guber?

ministerial slots?

ondo Guber?

Oyegun's sack?


what goes up must surely come down. power is nothing if the people have no peace......

Whoever wrote this is very clever. Kudos!! ߑϊ OXFORD DICTIONARY: New word inclusion.
BUHARI /boo-ha-ree:/
Noun: buhari 1. hard, hardship, difficult, harsh, tough; e.g "The economy is now buhari for the masses" Synonyms: onerous, strenuous, arduous grueling, painful, hellish; Antonyms: easy, smooth, simple.
Verb: buharify, buharicate, buharification; 2. to make complex, worse, unbearable; e.g "Please don't come and buharicate issues here" "The only way to reduce applicants is to buharify the process" Synonyms: complicate, exacerbate, degenerate; Antonyms: simplify, ameliorate.
Adjective: buharific 3. terrible, hectic, difficult; Synonyms: tough, back-breaking, intricate, knotty, thorny; Antonyms: fantastic, splendid, pleasant. e.g "How were your final exams? It was buharific!!!"
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