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Crime / Re: Boy Who Was Hit By Stray Bullet During Mile 12 Clash Recuperating At LASUTH by Lucasbible: 6:43pm On Mar 14, 2016
totit:



Look at what the 5th class citizen is yapping with his akpu mouth.

What do you know? People like you are known cowards and would rather sit with their yellow bombom somewhere in the village of aba talking ra.bish angry grin

So, totit, you are a yellow bar ? Na wa o. I need to call panel beater to turn you to gate, make your master man you wellu wellu. Abeg tell me, na iron bar oga master fulani use beat yellow bars that day ?
Celebrities / Re: Opinion: 'it Is Either P-square Or They Promote And Buy Their Music Themselves’ by Lucasbible: 6:40pm On Mar 14, 2016
Abeg, allow them to disgrace themselves with their highly vernacular "inglish". Their fall is being rejoiced by new stars who need space and time in the sky.
Celebrities / Re: Akpororo And His Beautiful Wife by Lucasbible: 6:16pm On Mar 14, 2016
This okpeke should teach this boy how to use facial scrub and moisturizer, e get as he be. And again, that 2,500 shirt from jumia really fit am.

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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye’s Manager, Olatunde Micheals (photos) by Lucasbible: 5:48pm On Mar 14, 2016
He is about to be dbanj'ed.

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Crime / Re: Boy Who Was Hit By Stray Bullet During Mile 12 Clash Recuperating At LASUTH by Lucasbible: 5:46pm On Mar 14, 2016
The masters really dealt their slaves a great blow, I hope they learn a lesson or two from this act of their bestial master and find worthy alliance with Apple iPad.

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Science/Technology / Re: New Satelite And Rover (exomars) Launches To Mars (photos) by Lucasbible: 5:42pm On Mar 14, 2016
Yes, there is life in Mars, we came from there. But our body is now earth bound, we cant survive there no more cos of helium gas, a result of hydrogen bomb we used to destroy that lovely planet and her atmosphere during that great war.
Sports / Re: Nigerian Foreign Coach To Earn $50,000 A Month by Lucasbible: 10:37am On Mar 14, 2016
Ben Bruce come and see oh. Somebori in NFF is about to import foreign coach and not made-in-Nigeria coach oh. Buhari the nama manager come and see oh, somebori is about to spend DOLLARS to pay a not made in Nigeria white coach oh. Is the $50,000 going to go through bank FX rate or black market ?

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Crime / Re: Mob Killed And Burnt Barber In Abuja Over N10 (photo) by Lucasbible: 9:55am On Mar 14, 2016
One reason that the rich do not allow the poor to come close to them is this default under-developed animal brain in them. And the Northerners are the most illiterate people in Sub-saharan Africa.

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Politics / Re: Why Professor Bartholomew Nnaji Should Be Given A Chance. by Lucasbible: 9:43am On Mar 14, 2016
coolspiffy:


Sentiments aside, we need Prof.B. Nnaji to fix our power system now. When he was there everyone felt his impact even nigerians abroad was calling home to confirm if the development was real.

we need his services again
If I am Barth, I will not accept invitation to be Minister now. Buhari doesnt listen to anyone but himself.

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Politics / Re: Fashola Visits Thermal Station Enugu State (photos) by Lucasbible: 9:15am On Mar 14, 2016
So after 10 months of APC and now is when he is going to power plant to read the manuals on how power works. This is what is called learning on the job. On a second thought, I think we are very much doomed. How can Fashola who has no single experience as electrical engineer be a Minister of critical sector like Power Ministry ? What does a property lawyer know about electricity modules.

Things like this makes me think Buhari is totally a mor0n. You do not expect results by using ignorant people on critical sectors.

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Politics / Re: Oby Ezekwesili Celebrates Her Husband On His Birthday Today by Lucasbible: 9:58pm On Mar 13, 2016
So OBJ's mistress is married to another man ?
Politics / Re: Impacts Of Nairaland On National Development by Lucasbible: 9:37pm On Mar 13, 2016
Are you kidding me ? Nairaland is simply a playground for the timid. DOnt know who the owner of the site is, and how he gets cash to pay for hosting and domain name annually.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: VIDEO:- Olamide Opens Up Aboutfather’s Death, New Album & OLIC Concert by Lucasbible: 9:16pm On Dec 17, 2015
His songs seems popular among illiterates, and they are many enough to tilt the scales in his favor.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How I Managed Till I Got My Dream Job by Lucasbible: 5:25pm On Dec 17, 2015
My first job in Lagos after Uni, I was paid 10k per month. Second and last job as employee I was paid 18k. Now I am an employer and my lowest paid staff earns 30k and that is the cleaner. Refuse no job offers.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Labour Congress Warns FG - Don’t Increase Price Of Fuel by Lucasbible: 3:43pm On Dec 17, 2015
kaypound:
Subsidy has to be removed....
The country is broke we can't sustain it..




What I'm saying is that the money paid to this subsidy which can't be verified and runs into billions of naira can be used for infrastructure development...
If subsidy is removed market forces will act on price....and the price will eventually fall....it might be high initially but it will eventually crash.....
Take our mobile lines for example....when mtn used charge us 50naira per min...even if u spoke for just 2sec you will be billed 50naira....but when the other service providers came into the market....e.g. glo....came in and started billing per sec....mtn and econet now airtel had to crash their prices too....As a result many tariff plans started coming up from all the different service providers in other to encourage their subscribers and to keep them as customers. This is what will eventually happen to the oil sector when it is fully privatize and govt takes hands off the subsidy....After all these marketters are not honest...some don't even bring in the amount of oil they get subsidy for....some adjusts der pumps in d filling stations....They hold the country to ransome and go on strike at will...some are selling for 150 naira per litre yet they collect money for subsidy at 87 naira per litre...If subsidy is removed you get value for your money and all dis fraud will stop or be reduced



You think you made a valid point, yes you have, but its an opinion of a man with limited knowledge. Travel the world and you will see Government's welfare programme for the citizens. In the UK, education is subsidized, even students loan are a right to every citizen whose parents cant afford. Medicare is subsidized. In most countries even housing is subsidized but in Nigeria you have nothing, even the sun has no mercy on you, yet you want the thieving government to remove subsidy. you need cheap fuel to keep your AC on in your home and in the car. Stop suffering and smiling.
Politics / Re: Graphic: Picture Of Bleeding Sheikh Zakzaky With Bullet Wounds And Swollen Face by Lucasbible: 11:39am On Dec 15, 2015
This madness can only happen under the leadership of the great dullard.
Business / Re: How Much Would You Charge For 10% Of Your Financial Future?? - Warren Buffet by Lucasbible: 9:50pm On Dec 14, 2015
Warren Buffet cant even afford to buy 1% of my future assets.
Politics / Re: Linda Ikeji Collected N240m From Dasuki? Nigerians React On Twitter by Lucasbible: 8:30pm On Dec 14, 2015
The house needs to be seized by FG and it should be sold and funds returned back to the Government.
Business / Re: CBN Halts Branch Operations By Bureaux De Change #Emefieleconomics by Lucasbible: 8:17pm On Dec 14, 2015
CBN is out of ideas on how to control the falling naira.

We dont have a functional CBN and we dont have a functional Economic Minister and most importantly, we dont have a Minister of Petroleum except for a junketing aged old ancestor that knows nothing about crude oil than allocating marginal fields to northerners.

I lost hope in Nigeria when I realized that majority of us are illiterates. We vote for illiterates and we dance to illiterate songs and we kill for inexistent virgins without reasoning if spirit have dicks to fucck virgins.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria's Staunch Belief In New President Being Sorely Tested - The Guardian by Lucasbible: 2:16pm On Sep 07, 2015
“Industry operators cannot take investment decisions based on the president’s body language.”


Killer Punch

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Politics / Re: (pictures) Americans React As Supreme Court Legalise Gay Marriage Nationwide by Lucasbible: 11:29pm On Jun 26, 2015
Why not just legalize plural marriage so I can marry 1 man and 3 women for group sex.

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