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totit: So, totit, you are a yellow bar ? Na wa o. I need to call panel beater to turn you to gate, make your master man you wellu wellu. Abeg tell me, na iron bar oga master fulani use beat yellow bars that day ? |
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Abeg, allow them to disgrace themselves with their highly vernacular "inglish". Their fall is being rejoiced by new stars who need space and time in the sky. |
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This okpeke should teach this boy how to use facial scrub and moisturizer, e get as he be. And again, that 2,500 shirt from jumia really fit am. 42 Likes |
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He is about to be dbanj'ed. 165 Likes 12 Shares |
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The masters really dealt their slaves a great blow, I hope they learn a lesson or two from this act of their bestial master and find worthy alliance with Apple iPad. 2 Likes |
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Yes, there is life in Mars, we came from there. But our body is now earth bound, we cant survive there no more cos of helium gas, a result of hydrogen bomb we used to destroy that lovely planet and her atmosphere during that great war. |
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Ben Bruce come and see oh. Somebori in NFF is about to import foreign coach and not made-in-Nigeria coach oh. Buhari the nama manager come and see oh, somebori is about to spend DOLLARS to pay a not made in Nigeria white coach oh. Is the $50,000 going to go through bank FX rate or black market ? 1 Like |
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One reason that the rich do not allow the poor to come close to them is this default under-developed animal brain in them. And the Northerners are the most illiterate people in Sub-saharan Africa. 7 Likes 1 Share |
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coolspiffy:If I am Barth, I will not accept invitation to be Minister now. Buhari doesnt listen to anyone but himself. 1 Like |
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So after 10 months of APC and now is when he is going to power plant to read the manuals on how power works. This is what is called learning on the job. On a second thought, I think we are very much doomed. How can Fashola who has no single experience as electrical engineer be a Minister of critical sector like Power Ministry ? What does a property lawyer know about electricity modules. Things like this makes me think Buhari is totally a mor0n. You do not expect results by using ignorant people on critical sectors. 1 Like |
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So OBJ's mistress is married to another man ? |
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Are you kidding me ? Nairaland is simply a playground for the timid. DOnt know who the owner of the site is, and how he gets cash to pay for hosting and domain name annually. 1 Like |
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His songs seems popular among illiterates, and they are many enough to tilt the scales in his favor. |
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My first job in Lagos after Uni, I was paid 10k per month. Second and last job as employee I was paid 18k. Now I am an employer and my lowest paid staff earns 30k and that is the cleaner. Refuse no job offers. 8 Likes 1 Share |
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kaypound: You think you made a valid point, yes you have, but its an opinion of a man with limited knowledge. Travel the world and you will see Government's welfare programme for the citizens. In the UK, education is subsidized, even students loan are a right to every citizen whose parents cant afford. Medicare is subsidized. In most countries even housing is subsidized but in Nigeria you have nothing, even the sun has no mercy on you, yet you want the thieving government to remove subsidy. you need cheap fuel to keep your AC on in your home and in the car. Stop suffering and smiling. |
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This madness can only happen under the leadership of the great dullard. |
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Warren Buffet cant even afford to buy 1% of my future assets. |
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The house needs to be seized by FG and it should be sold and funds returned back to the Government. |
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CBN is out of ideas on how to control the falling naira. We dont have a functional CBN and we dont have a functional Economic Minister and most importantly, we dont have a Minister of Petroleum except for a junketing aged old ancestor that knows nothing about crude oil than allocating marginal fields to northerners. I lost hope in Nigeria when I realized that majority of us are illiterates. We vote for illiterates and we dance to illiterate songs and we kill for inexistent virgins without reasoning if spirit have dicks to fucck virgins. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
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“Industry operators cannot take investment decisions based on the president’s body language.” Killer Punch 9 Likes |
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Why not just legalize plural marriage so I can marry 1 man and 3 women for group sex. |
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