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Celebrities / Re: Psquare Wives, Tania Omotayo Mock Unfaithful Men by Lucasbible: 10:10pm On Mar 18, 2016
nigelcoop:
Aint no african man who is gon take care of a child dat aint his except he cnt father 1
You dont even know your village enough but you believe you know the whole of African men...smh for una running mouths

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Celebrities / Re: Omotola To Celebrate 20th Wedding Anniversary; Shares Throwback Photo With Hubby by Lucasbible: 8:39pm On Mar 18, 2016
The man bleached over the years. Issorai!
Politics / Re: Afolabi Akanni In Rubber Bathroom Slippers by Lucasbible: 6:58pm On Mar 18, 2016
divinecode101:


Are you telling me your father is dead son? wow, what a pity! he was my shoe shiner for a long time! So he eventually died a pauper! what a pity. Please send my your details so I can send some money to you as I used to do for your father!
Didnt your mum tell you, that she was infected wtih siphilis when she conceived you? Guess who impregnated her ? Reverend King...hahahahaa you are a product of a maniacal mental masturbator and domesticated blockstitude who was reformed by the dick of the mad reverend....ahahahahahaah..signing out of this account to the next. Done chatting with a mor9n.
Religion / Re: Church In London Fined £8k For Holding Noisy Anti-demon Services At 3am by Lucasbible: 6:54pm On Mar 18, 2016
Lagos State should implement such laws, I am tired of the one at the back of my house.

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Car Talk / Re: Problems Encountered By The Introduction Of The New Vehicle Tinted Glass Permit by Lucasbible: 6:51pm On Mar 18, 2016
How much is the tint permit. This one is just for revenue generation. I cant drive a car without tinted glass.

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Health / Re: Woman Goes "Mad" In Public, Undresses Herself On A Busy Street. See Photos by Lucasbible: 6:42pm On Mar 18, 2016
Reasons are purely psychological.

Stress can cause strain in the brain.
Pressure build up affects the psychiatry of the mind.

She needs to be taken to psychiatric hospital and given sedatives to make her sleep very well, she will be okay within some days.

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Politics / Re: Afolabi Akanni In Rubber Bathroom Slippers by Lucasbible: 6:33pm On Mar 18, 2016
divinecode101:


Son, seems you think we are age mate? Not your fault anyways, it is Tecno that allowed people like you to have access to the internet. By the way, greet your father for me, I am his friend!!
You are his friend ? I can assure you, no adult type the nonsense you do without being someone that life has truly tortured. Even in my 'brokest' moment, I cant be as poor as you are right now. I wasnt even born poor so dont even go there. I inherited more than you can ever make at 10yrs and I have since quadrupled that so get the Bleep out of here....Loser.
Politics / Re: Afolabi Akanni In Rubber Bathroom Slippers by Lucasbible: 3:15pm On Mar 18, 2016
divinecode101:


Son,
I am not, I am only telling you wailing cut your life short, so who is an illiterate when you don't even understand simple English? For the records, I will feed the whole of your family for 20 years with advance payment made now, just ask and it will be done!
Hahahahaa, poor people always talk about feeding. Guy, you are simply silly. Stop thinking too highly of yourself, dont assume we are your mates. Timid thing.
Politics / Re: Afolabi Akanni In Rubber Bathroom Slippers by Lucasbible: 8:05am On Mar 18, 2016
divinecode101:


Wailer on the loose
Warning: Wailers can die prematurely
Well, I guess you are threatening my life. You illiterates can't even stand criticism. Go school you no free.
Politics / Re: Amaechi Visits Eze Robinson Who Was Attacked By Gunmen In Rivers State - Photos by Lucasbible: 8:03am On Mar 18, 2016
What has Buhari actually achieved since he was sworn in ?

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Politics / Re: Afolabi Akanni In Rubber Bathroom Slippers by Lucasbible: 7:53am On Mar 18, 2016
The only offense you have to commit for DSS to arrest you is speak against almighty slowpoke in Aso Rock. Corrupting DSS is so sad. Now I don't know the difference between DSS and NPF

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Autos / Re: Mercedes-benz G 55 AMG For Sale!!! by Lucasbible: 11:04pm On Mar 17, 2016
2004 ? Jesu Christu...that's relic of yesterday naw.

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Celebrities / Re: Laura Ikeji Showed Off Her Bikini Body . . . And She’s A Cute Girl . . . by Lucasbible: 11:02pm On Mar 17, 2016
She still looks like a complete village okpeke.
Politics / Re: Economic Crisis A Blessing – Buhari by Lucasbible: 11:01pm On Mar 17, 2016
I challenge Buhari to walk on the streets freely without security and I am sure he will be at the mercy of people who have lost their jobs while he is living 5 star life with 10 jets at his disposal.

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Celebrities / Re: Alexreports Discharged As Big Churchill Group Offsets Hospital Bills!photos by Lucasbible: 10:30pm On Mar 17, 2016
Good to note that Churchill is turning black money white. Smart dude.
Fashion / Re: Who Wore It Better? Ramsey Nouah Or A Nairalander!! by Lucasbible: 11:36pm On Mar 16, 2016
Nonse dressing both of them. e resemble eagle
Politics / Re: Lekki Gardens: SaharaReporters & Akpabio Blast Each Other On Twitter by Lucasbible: 3:17pm On Mar 16, 2016
ogmaskman:


Akwa ibom competing with lagos?
Una dey yarn sha.
Have you been to both states? I have, so shut up and be guided.
Politics / Re: Lekki Gardens: SaharaReporters & Akpabio Blast Each Other On Twitter by Lucasbible: 12:44pm On Mar 16, 2016
If Senator Akpabio owns Lekki Gardens so what ? And how can Sahara Reporters not go to CAC and request for names of Directors ? If Akpabio's name is not there and yet he owns the company then he is smart. This man transformed a sleepy Akwa Ibom to a State competing with the likes of 50 years old Lagos in infrastructures. Is that the source of their pains ?

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Business / Re: Nigeria's Inflation Surges To Three Year High Of 11.4% - Bloomberg by Lucasbible: 12:39pm On Mar 16, 2016
Goddex:
[size=15pt]This is the worst Nigerian
government since I was born
[/size]
You, my friend, are a truth-teller. My generators are tired and are even crying now. Both living and non-living things in Nigeria have not witnessed such a useless piece of earth junk called Buhari since Eve betrayed Adam.

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Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Was Psquare Peter Is Useless Without Him. by Lucasbible: 11:49am On Mar 16, 2016
Dont be too worked up. At some point, things must go different ways, even in marriage, it is stated "till death do you part", so in the end, everyone is divorced, if not by life, certainly in death. Allow these Square brothers to express their inert ability. We will get the best of them when they are apart. And let Jude also express his music and managerial skills with some other artist, it is only in that we would be able to ascertain if it was the dance of Peter or the voice of paul that filled his pocket.

Adieu Psquare, welcome Peter and Paul, the black birds.
Politics / Re: Buhari Moves To Ban Cattle From Roaming In Cities, Villages. by Lucasbible: 11:43am On Mar 16, 2016
I cant wait for 2019 to chase these idiots out of Aso Rock. What stops the chief nomad from just asking his fellow nomads to graze on the fields of lake chad basin.
Celebrities / Re: Uche Jombo Reacts To Senators Vote Against Gender Equality Bill (Snapshots) by Lucasbible: 11:38am On Mar 16, 2016
Most Nigerian Senators are less than human. They are clearly a disgrace to nature. Some women are more intelligent than some men, and can even afford to pay bride price and marry off some men. They want to continue to marry 4 and keep 100 concubines and if a woman is to do the same thing, she is called a prostitute. We are a disgrace to nature.

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Politics / Re: Amaechi, Wike, Fresh Showdown: A Contest Marked With Blood by Lucasbible: 3:48pm On Mar 15, 2016
I notice that the journalist writing this report always named and titled any APC member killed and but the other persons who are clearly PDP members even when they are more are not named and no party name associated. CLearly rice and stew reporting. In all, this war that Amaechi is starting will consume him and his supporters. A minister going to fight a Governor in his home state. Making more enemies. Na small boy go kill am, he will just die like a dog.

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Politics / Re: Dakuku Peterside Resumes Work As NIMASA DG Today (Photos) by Lucasbible: 2:02pm On Mar 15, 2016
Another square peg in a round hole.

When will this country match appointments with credentials ?

Dakuku Peterside studied Medical Laboratory Sciences and he is appointed to Head Maritime Institute.

What is really going on ?
Politics / Re: Photo Of Beheaded Franklin-Obi, APC Ward-Chairman In Omoku,rivers State by Lucasbible: 12:48pm On Mar 15, 2016
Misterdhee1:

Is the beheaded man not a politician? Sometimes I wonder how someone like you deh take reason? Maybe na tru ur dick? U wont say the obvious, just cos u r blinded by hate..
You sound like 100% of APC supporters. How come all the illiterates assemble in one political party, no wonder your logo is a broom. Broom is married to dirt, for ever.
Politics / Re: Declare State Of Emergency In Rivers State – Adesanya To Buhari by Lucasbible: 12:46pm On Mar 15, 2016
I see a civil war in the near future. No country has gone through this kind of fracturing without a war. Buhari is actually speeding it up. You could have relied on Lagos State to source for funds to finance APC, but you chose to scatter Akwa Ibom, Rivers and Bayelsa where oil money abounds, now you cant win any in the election again, but you have lost your grip and the people have lost more faith in you by voting back PDP enmasse. People hate APC now, go to filling stations and say you support APC, you will be damned. Go to streets and say you support APC you will be lynched.

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Politics / Re: Photo Of Beheaded Franklin-Obi, APC Ward-Chairman In Omoku,rivers State by Lucasbible: 12:38pm On Mar 15, 2016
I demand that Buhari resigns as President, the security of lives in Nigeria is no more guaranteed, alternatively, States should be allowed to have their own Police for a more organized policing instead of using the DSS and Federal Police to protect politicians leaving us all unsafe.
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye’s Manager, Olatunde Micheals (photos) by Lucasbible: 10:49am On Mar 15, 2016
Peter doesnt have the emotional balance to survive alone, Paul hasnt got the social acumen to explore outside of his comfort zone, he will be great in making beats, as for Jude, he can always put up a new team and make brisk money then go into buying and selling. AS for me, I do not buy CDs, I simply download for free and play 4 times and delete. I am cool with Jazz not some monkey beats.
Politics / Re: PDP Will Return In 2019 - Abdullahi Maibasira, PDP National Youth Leader by Lucasbible: 10:44am On Mar 15, 2016
Very brilliant response. One of the best interviews I have read from a political party in Nigeria, not the nonsense I read from the ruling party which still feels like opposition till now.

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Politics / Re: Oil And Gas Exploration To Begin In North-East – Buhari by Lucasbible: 9:12am On Mar 15, 2016
It's a bad idea that is birthed out of frustration to have "their own oil". Due to fracking and speculation surrounding frackng the price of oil has fallen to the lowest in decades. Countries are diversifying from oil to other sectors but our presidency is made up of incompetent economists. From a cattle rearing soldier to a lawyer who is best suited for hiding Tinubu's loot to incompetent CNN governor and OguN State accountant.

How can you spend billions earned from cheap oil to explore oil when Iran is coming out of sanctions and TesLA is building battery cars that can drive for kilometers without ⛽.

Well I just hope the Northerners can discover oil so this marriage with illiterates can end.

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Politics / Re: It’s Cheaper To Import Petrol Than Refine Locally — Kachikwu by Lucasbible: 11:10pm On Mar 14, 2016
Very depressing. Totally makes me and other Nigerians feel hopeless. People voted out GEJ because they thought he couldnt revive refineries, he couldnt give us 247 electricity and that the airport / railway and trains were not 21st century compliant. We didnt even know that we had gold in our hands, we didnt know that GEJ was divine opportunity.

I apologize for voting for Buhari, I wish I can take my vote back and give to Jonathan. Forgive me my brothers, I wanted change, now I am in chains.

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