Has the bombing ended ? Why give scored card when exams is ongoing ?

On a second thought. 10m can buy you a nice bungalow in Ghana and its close to home. But you will be left with no money to invest. But you can a studio apartment and start hecking out a living.

LLVelly:

please any info on how I can process it papers...I will like to visit(holidays) there b4 switching my residence.

You cant go there without invitation except as tourist. Why not go online a make a friend on facebook or dating site with a Guyana lady or gentleman and get invitation yo visit. Life is easy.

LLVelly:

ok...thanks lemme google about 'em. Is there anyother one like in southamerica?

Yes, Guyana. Lovely place

Yes. Zimbabwe.

Let him resign and handover to Osinbanjo so he can have much time to work on his health. His health should be more important than Presidency.

Do we have a President ?

Seems they are all in love with carbohydrate.

The con has stopped bleaching.

They call Buhari a Commander in Chief of Armed Forces, but I call him Commander in A/s/s of Chicken forces.

Now I know why every banker that attends to my transaction smile at me..infact all female bankers want to fucck me...now i know. I didnt knkw we have so many poor people.

Maids as intimacy gadget has been a norm my friends. Whoever says he hasnt slept with his maid means na dirty ugly maid the wife employ.

No be by dirty mechanic khaki, enter the creeks and stop the bombings. If your boat capsize make you learn how to swim. NDA never shoot una dey die.

Rajosh:
Nice Ride. I love cars

You do ?

The Mosquitoes wey dey Lagos get PhD. I suspect they have sprayed sniper or any other sarin based mosquito spray. Its a chemical weapon in high concentration.

BABANGBALI:
welcome to the party. I have 25 and still opening more. I am just saving towards the banning season on nairaland

Hahahahaha. seems am a learner. Dont know what they hope to achieve with a ban though.

BABANGBALI:
I say dem no fit comot even a single hair from him preek or armpits

But the old man no get hair for him preek and armpit anymore naw. The way I saww him during national telecast, the sound of bomb alone fit send the man to next dimension in shreds.

Anyway, make I dey open 10 more usernames keep, Seun's nairaland mods are going crazy these days. They cant silence free speech.

repogirl:
Bubu better sit his àss in Aso villa to avoid stories that touch the anus.

The area is unsafe and the Avengers obviously know the terrain plus they have better intelligence than the useless army that arrests Chevron workers instead of Vandals.

To be forewarned is to be ..

No mind these ego driven emotional keyboard warriors, Buhari might be walking into the booby trap or land mine. That will be goodnews for Osibanjo's Tinubu.

BABANGBALI:
it's a lie,dem no fit comot even a single hair from him preek or armpits

Nigeria is a joke. With 100 gunboats and 4 ship and thousands of soldiers, pipelines went in flames this morning.

RIP pretty

Both Nigerian Army and Fulani herdsmen are instrumentation of the Hausa/Fulani to kill the rest of us. Only if people can see that both Army and Herdsmen are majorly from one tribe and they are killing the rest of us.

What do you want us to do then ?

I just downloaded Biafran radio app on android. This is so digital..wow

A useless property lawyer now a rocket science minister

Why worry when we are all going to balance the debt we owe earth. We must all drop the piece of earth we carry around and soar back to the source and return back to gain experience for our source. Earth body is merely vehicle. I fear no death cos I know what I am.

The SS/SE has proven once again that we are principled politicians. Change is multi-directional yes, but this change is backwards and we reject, refuse to accept, and neglect 'change' as presented by the terrorist led APC presided over by a jihadist Boko Haram spokesperson nominee President of Cattle Rearers, AKA dullard of daura.

Na these people dey make bedsheets cost for market. How can one person wrap over 37 yards of cloth on top of his body under this Buhari hot weather nawa o.

Its great to know that the PDP agent can stand for his right. So, INEC officials are now influenced by Abuja Mor0ns.

I am not a fan of the S series, I will wait for Note 6 to add to my repertoire of collections.

Pinky: Why do the most silly people always end up in Politics ?
Brain: Because they have no where else to go.

So this pastor has also built a University even when his church is still like a Canopy at Lekki. They take offering from the masses and use it to build personal assets. And Aregbe Rascal was invited to go and commission it. I hope Kashimowo dash him extra 6m to add to the 6m from FG to build more talking drum. Useless parasites. They will not even attempt to exploit their resources, always waiting for money from free oil.