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Politics › Re: #NigeriaDecides2019: Corper Sitting In The Booth Of A Car In Bauchi (Photo) by LuciferDisciple: 11:11am On Feb 23, 2019 |
SHOOT HIM!!!*spits  |
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Official Ballot Box Snatchers Thread (Live Updates) by LuciferDisciple(op): 9:17am On Feb 23, 2019 |
madridguy: Alimosho Lagos.
On the queue as INEC official are working with party agents to know the exact numbers of voting papers. Good. If you need help let us know how much manpower you will need. Alimosho boys here should please liaise with him if need be. Thanks. |
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Official Ballot Box Snatchers Thread (Live Updates) by LuciferDisciple(op): 9:12am On Feb 23, 2019 |
madridguy: My area is cool and calm. Location?
Has voting commenced? |
Politics › Re: BREAKING NEWS: Residents On The Run, As Soldiers Invades Abia Community by LuciferDisciple: 9:10am On Feb 23, 2019 |
Buhari is trying to stiffle South East votes where he knows he will lose woefully. Don't be surprised if it was soldiers on the motorbike that killed their own colleague just so they can have a reason to disrupt voting today. Buhari is a coward. *spits  |
Crime › Re: Lady Killed In Umuahia, Corpse Dumped Along Road In Abia State. Graphic Photo by LuciferDisciple: 9:07am On Feb 23, 2019 |
Incomplete report.
Is her pant still intact?
*spits  |
Nairaland General › Nairaland Official Ballot Box Snatchers Thread (Live Updates) by LuciferDisciple(op): 9:05am On Feb 23, 2019 |
Let's gather here & identify ourselves.
*Update us on happenings around your polling units and general area. *Signal for help if you're being outnumbered by the evil Nigerian Army. *Drop pictures. *Update every successful snatch. *Update on the selling rates of boxes in your neighbourhood to avoid being shortchanged *Intercept & drop useful inside information so we can stay a step ahead of security agents. *Miscellaneous updates.
May almighty God / Allah guide our hand & feet today.
Amin. |
Politics › Nairaland Official Ballot Box Snatchers Thread (live Updates) by LuciferDisciple(op): 7:41am On Feb 23, 2019 |
It's almost time so let's gather here & identify ourselves.
*Update us on happenings around your polling units and general area. *Signal for help if you're being outnumbered by the evil Nigerian Army. *Drop pictures. *Update every successful snatch. *Update on the selling rates of boxes in your neighbourhood to avoid being shortchanged *Intercept & drop useful inside information so we can stay a step ahead of security agents. *Miscellaneous updates.
May almighty God / Allah guide our hand & feet today.
Amin. |
Crime › Re: Brother Flogs Sister Almost To The Point Of Death, As She Fainted. (video) by LuciferDisciple: 7:31am On Feb 23, 2019 |
She must have slept with his tightest padi & he couldn't take it. 
Fear Nigerian girls.
*spits  |
Politics › Re: A Thread For Prospective Ballot Box Snatchers. by LuciferDisciple: 10:36pm On Feb 22, 2019 |
I'll post the first ballot box I snatch here tomorrow insha allah.
Wish me well. |
Politics › Re: APC Shares Rice, Spaghetti To Vote For Samuel Babatunde Adejare by LuciferDisciple: 10:30pm On Feb 22, 2019 |
But you collected it...
*spits  |
Romance › Re: My Wife Say She Only Need Sex During Her Unsafe Period by LuciferDisciple: 8:40pm On Feb 22, 2019 |
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Crime › Re: Bomb Allegedly Explodes In Enugu State by LuciferDisciple: 8:36pm On Feb 22, 2019 |
Every Hausa or fulani in that state should be dragged out & macheted to death. If they want to bomb they can take it to the North where the dogs & baboons kill each other. Again, drag every Ab0ki outside & hack them to death. Amen. *spits  |
Politics › Re: Five APC Governors Working For Atiku - Leaders. Ng by LuciferDisciple: 8:33pm On Feb 22, 2019 |
Buhari is finished. |
Family › Re: Why Do Married People End Up Looking Alike by LuciferDisciple: 7:17pm On Feb 22, 2019 |
iko123: [s]Over the years ,I have been observing few couples that live around me and the characters they both share. Prior to their the coming together, they do not share any sign of resemblance but years down the line, they start to share certain traits and facial appearances. Sometimes, you hear the wife mimic the husband in speech and actions. My question is what is the science behind husband and wife resemblance in marriage?[/s] Oga dem tie your destiny to that area? Sotey you observe couples for decades yet you are not married. Haba! Don't you have something else to do asides stalk people? Na your type go dey fire all the 9-year olds for area. Shame on you. *spits  |
Romance › Re: My Wife Say She Only Need Sex During Her Unsafe Period by LuciferDisciple: 7:13pm On Feb 22, 2019*. Modified: 8:41pm On Feb 22, 2019 |
Over to Nairaland females. This is the sort of thread they excel in.
A sex-related thread.
Oya... |
Politics › Re: All You Need To Know About Col. Onyema Nwachukwu, New Defence Spokesperson by LuciferDisciple: 6:11pm On Feb 22, 2019 |
Okoroawusa: To deport you dey hungry me madridguy: Buhari has been appointing his brothers now he appointed your brother you're still wailing. I tire for you people. If you cannot answer those questions, drop that phone, face Mecca & continue slamming your head on that concrete till you lose consciousness or your skull cracks for knowledge to seep through. Whichever comes first... |
Politics › Re: All You Need To Know About Col. Onyema Nwachukwu, New Defence Spokesperson by LuciferDisciple: 6:06pm On Feb 22, 2019 |
Why are southerners always appointed as spokesmen for our agencies especially security agencies? 1. Are Ab0kis too illiterate to write speeches, address journalists & answer intelligent questions? 2. Do they think the lies will sit better if a southerner delivered it? 3. Is it blackmail (since the southerner's face will definitely appear beside any falsehood & also to make it look like the southerner is responsible for the lies)? *spits  |
Celebrities › Re: Oloyede Juliana "Toyosi" Prays For Nigeria Ahead Of Tomorrow's Election (photos) by LuciferDisciple: 5:55pm On Feb 22, 2019 |
Tell her God doesn't answer prayers accompanied by a rotten fish odour. It's the real reason He destroyed Nineveh. It's the real reason Jesus leapt in Mary's womb when Elizabeth approached. It's the real reason Elijah refused to eat for forty days & forty nights. It's the real reason most Nigerian women prayers don't get answered. God hates rotten fish odour. *spits 
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Politics › Re: Underage Voters And Their Sponsors Will Be Arrested, Says INEC by LuciferDisciple: 5:51pm On Feb 22, 2019 |
Buhari will automatically lose over 7 million votes if this happens. |
Christianity Etc › Re: The Cosmic Jewish Zombie called Jesus Was a gay. by LuciferDisciple: 5:20pm On Feb 22, 2019 |
As the only one here to have met him in person I can tell you authoritatively that Jesus is gay.
Historical evidence proves that Jesus & John were lovers.
I & Oduduwa exposed him back then but we were shouted down & booted out of heaven. Luckily for me, I didn't shatter my skull on a rock. |
Celebrities › Re: My Mom Reminded Me Of How Beautiful I Am Every Day – CSP Dolapo Badmus by LuciferDisciple: 5:18pm On Feb 22, 2019 |
It's either your mom is a liar or you were born into a family of hippopotamuses. *spits 
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Journalist Kneels Down To Interview Muhoozi Kainerugaba, President Museveni Son by LuciferDisciple: 5:14pm On Feb 22, 2019 |
Why does Museveni's son bear a different surname? Did his wife pay his groomprice or is he happily married to a gay? *spits 
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Family › Re: Please Help This Is Happening To Me After Unprotected Sex Some Hours Ago by LuciferDisciple: 5:06pm On Feb 22, 2019 |
This is the sort of thread Nairaland females thrive in. A sex thread. *spits 
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