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Crime / Re: Man Bathes His Wife With Acid In Anambra After Demanding For Divorce (Graphic) by LuciferOverseer: 11:13pm On Apr 17, 2019
LordPsalm:

Have sympathy 4 once

I sympathize with the morgue attendant that will have to deal with her combination of rotting flesh & rotten fish odour.


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Education / Re: University Of Benin Introduces Graduation Ring by LuciferOverseer: 11:09pm On Apr 17, 2019
Feminists there can always console themselves with this ring since no right thinking man can waste his time to give them one.

Don't be surprised when 50% of Uniben's admission list for 2019/2020 are women over 30.



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Science/Technology / Re: See This Machine That Can Iron And Fold Your Clothes, That Got People Talking by LuciferOverseer: 10:29pm On Apr 17, 2019
Sex dolls & now this.

What else do we need women for?
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Politics / Re: You're Going Home By 2.am And You See This On The Way What Will You Do by LuciferOverseer: 9:21pm On Apr 17, 2019
As far as I always carry a condom with me, I will accelerate.
I'm not one to run from free fvck.

Na she go run las las.



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Politics / Re: We Will Not Fail Nigerians, President Buhari Tells Bill Gates by LuciferOverseer: 9:14pm On Apr 17, 2019
Haha

Microsoft experts are heading to Nigeria to expose the dullard so his BMC crew have devised means to deceive the gullible ones otherwise.

Gates has never had any interest in politics. If he didn't congratulate Obama or Trump, why would he offer such to an unintelligent, almajiri, mai-suya pensioner like Buhari?




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Car Talk / Re: The ‘world’s Longest Electric Car Trip’ Ends In Australia by LuciferOverseer: 9:08pm On Apr 17, 2019
TheGiftedOne:
#1,004,850 fuel
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Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian Passes Her Mini-bar Exam by LuciferOverseer: 9:04pm On Apr 17, 2019
Hurry up.
I have lots of crimes to commit.


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Politics / Re: Ore Is More Economic Hub Than Onitsha. by LuciferOverseer: 7:50pm On Apr 17, 2019
Afonjas really need to travel more to learn.

Ore is where travellers pass out all sorts of faeces before continuing their trip.

It has been, it is and it will always be the largest public pit latrine of Nigeria.



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Celebrities / Re: Jordyn Woods, Kylie Jenner's Former Best Friend Is Coming To Nigeria by LuciferOverseer: 7:46pm On Apr 17, 2019
I don't get it.
What is she coming to do?

Don't we have enough olosho feminists here already?

This country is useless. Since Buhari violently forced his way into Aso Rock, we have been importing olosho feminists from the US.



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Crime / Re: Man Bathes His Wife With Acid In Anambra After Demanding For Divorce (Graphic) by LuciferOverseer: 7:42pm On Apr 17, 2019
Now the lover she desperately wanted to run to will abandon her.

Sense will not kill the husband.
We need more husbands like him.


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Romance / Re: Man Teaches Plus-Sized Lady How To Ride Bicycle In Style by LuciferOverseer: 7:24pm On Apr 17, 2019
That's not a bicycle, that's a skate scooter.
That's not a lady, that's an olosho feminist.
That's not busty, that's pure & unadulterated fat.



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Culture / Re: What Type Of Stone Is This? by LuciferOverseer: 7:00pm On Apr 17, 2019
Poverty has forced this one to start seeing carats in his grandma's bladder stones.


It shall never be well with Buhari.


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Celebrities / Re: "I Like Who I'm Becoming" - Regina Daniels Reveals, Posing Bside Her Lamborghini by LuciferOverseer: 6:54pm On Apr 17, 2019
onyi25:
The 21yr old Actress and student
How many ages does this fat pork have?
16, 18 & now 21!

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