Princeverest:
BY EVEREST,
A herbalist identified as Alhaji Olarinoye Opeyemi Mudashiru

MC Oluomo's father no doubt.

All these Oshogbo Afonjas claiming Lagosians sef.



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Buhari loses...











































...tomorrow.

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Wizkid is hungry and needs money so his friend Davido will help him generate traffic / attention (again).

Fact is, Wizkid is yet to drop a hit song in 2 years+.
He is still riding on his existing endorsements for now but it is very clear that his career is dying & Davido / Burna own the next 4 years.

He needs others to survive now but the pride in him will not let him beg for features to stay relevant.


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No red caps proves they are Ganduje / Buhari boys.


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Odds that these brothers are:


Afonjas - 1.12
Flattinos - 1.60
Ab0kis - 3.20
Other - 2.30

ayesco202:
It's either they're on guard, about to go attack some set of people or doing parade. We do talk at times and I do have this little fright just as one would feel in real life. I see soldiers too often in my dreams and I seem to be somewhat worried. I've been having these dreams for close to 5 years.

I've opened about two threads on this same issue and I seem not to have solution to this soldier dreams. Even my mum is helpless.

What could this dream mean?

You are destined to be a Boko Haram terrorist.

Just relocate to the North.


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Good.
If Ganduje's bribery video was doctored then so was Saraki's.

Two can play the game.


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As long as Muslims have enough money to bomb themselves.

Now Daddy can get himself a new house, new Benz and fresh oloshos.

Lord, please bless every Nairalander reading this with a baby with a hole in the heart so they may buy these things for themselves too.

Amen.

itspzpics:
Bros calm down ... U can mail them to complain nah ....why all this curses

They never respond.
The mods are too petty. Malice to them is an underwear that cannot be changed.

They must lead miserable lives so Nairaland is where they boost their tattered self-esteem.


Just take a look at the one they consider as "Oga" for example.
He is in his mid 40s, was forced to marry a girl he impregnated late last year, 4 months after the "wedding", she put to bed.

His house looks like the Azkaban dungeon Sirius Black spent 12 years in.


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Yes.

Gather here let's identify those Nairalanders that will die this weekend.

Buhari has been rejected by all. Only Nairaland zombies and their moderator leader still cling to lifelessness

Looks livelier than Buhari

Look how barren their land is yet the Nigerian military cannot spot Shekau here.

Sambisa 'forest' my foot!


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madridguy:
When there's life there hope Will get my own house soon.

Yes.
Sanwo-Olu will complete the new "homes" Ambode started constructing for your ilk last year & you will get yours.

madridguy:
[s]Same Atiku that claimed to call Lt Col Sakaba's widow. [/s]

Actually, he called your Landlady and that's why you're homeless right now.

AutoJoshNG:
delivers a top speed of 190 mph (306 km/h) and 0–62 mph (0–100 km/h) in 3.9 seconds.

The Lamborghini Urus delivers top speed of 190mph & does 0-62mph in 3.6 seconds which makes it faster.

Says so here...
https://www.cnet.com/roadshow/reviews/2019-lamborghini-urus-preview/
https://paultan.org/2019/02/15/bentley-bentayga-speed-debuts-as-worlds-fastest-suv/

So what should we do now?
What's so special about this?
Why is this two-legged squonk even in the Celebrities section?

Wait, was I supposed to hustle and share my income with him before?
Am I responsible for his disability?


If he likes, he can sit at home na. Na by force to work?
Like its not what he has been doing and hunger has finally forced him out to work.

Make everybody just answer him papa name abeg.

Rubbish.


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If he tries to fly back to get it, his plane will crash.

Instead of the App, its better to use my hand for better results.
It's not wise to leave something that sensitive & life-threatening to a mere app.

Ladies be wise.



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Factfinder1:
The wife of a president is called a first lady, is the husband of a female president called a first man?

Mynd44 lalasticlala

He is called the First Gentleman.
If the President is single, he / she can offer to job to anybody as his First Lady / Gentleman.


For homosexual Presidents, it is known as First Partner.

I hope the area was fumigated after she left because the stench oozing from feminists' nether regions can lead to brain damage on the long run.

ChangeIsCostant:
identified as Taiwo Oladunjoye - are wanted in connection to (unrelated) violent crimes including very serious assaults.

Before nko
I opened this thread knowing what to expect.
Na dem!!

Just like MC Oluomo their patron saint, Afonjas and violence are inseparable.

Seems Shanghai Shenhua consulted a Seer first before deciding on his jersey number.

How else were they able to accurately tell how many goals total he will score this season?

Looks like the condition of many Nairaland feminist vaginas.



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Printerscanner:
Over 21,000 tweets? still far from the about 15 million Almajaris that will vote Buhari plus the several millions of Yorubas that will vote Buhari. So, keep tweeting while we go to the polling booths to vote. INEC does not count tweets.

Afonjas have rejected Buhari & APC.
Tinubu himself threw your useless flag away & is planning to defect before tomorrow morning.

Buhari is done.



Return to your photocopy business & stop typing trash!


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AutoJosh sef.

You nor jus sabi anything.
Can't you see this is similar to the Ford Wrist Twist steering wheel?




In other words, this danfo driver is so ahead of his time, his parents haven't met yet.

#NotMyPresident
#GetOutOfMyCountry
#BackToDaura
#RejectBuhari


Mynd the N30k stipend zombie moderator deleting all my comments against Buhari, how market?

By exchanging my Pawn for a Queen when I get to 8th rank, Chess has taught me that once I get successful, I should exchange all my achievements for women - preferably a Slay Queen.