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Politics / Re: Osaretin Igbinedion Dies In Car Accident In The US (Photos) by LuciferPastor: 8:19pm On Feb 16, 2019
The money spent in giving him these degrees were ill-gotten from the sweat of innocent people who couldn't afford it.

Their children struggled to get good education thanks to Osaretin's extended family who diverted funds meant for public development to themselves.

I feel no sympathy for them.

Rest in Pieces.


*spits angry

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Education / Re: Nairalander Celebrates 30th Birthday With Idps, Donates Educational Materials by LuciferPastor: 8:06pm On Feb 16, 2019
30 years old?
Oga are you a footballer?

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Romance / Re: Post Deleted by LuciferPastor: 8:02pm On Feb 16, 2019
So its either constant masturbation (feminism + anger fits) or the real deal (potential STDs + a wider pussy)?

Tough choice.

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Celebrities / Re: Fear Grips Davido As Wizkid Blows Hot And Blast Him Over Bribery by LuciferPastor: 7:57pm On Feb 16, 2019
Wizkid is just jealous no one deemed him relevant enough for a performance hence his bitterness.

If he was offered money in his current condition, he would jump at it trust me.

1. He has no noteworthy artiste under his label.
2. His last hit track was over 2 years ago.
3. He still owes drinks money at Club DNA.
4. He needed Tiwa Savage to help him draw hype to an utterly useless song no one can remember 2 minutes after listening to.
5. We are yet to see the Lambo he claimed to "buy" last year. A car he wasn't even allowed to start. grin

His time is almost up.

Wizkid is finished.


*spits angry

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Health / Re: Mentally Unstable Lady In Skimpy Outfit Causes A Scene In Owerri. Photos by LuciferPastor: 7:47pm On Feb 16, 2019

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Celebrities / Re: Jussie Smollett Attack: Nigerian Brothers Released Without Charge, Lawyer Says ‘ by LuciferPastor: 7:40pm On Feb 16, 2019
Yesterday after seeing that news I typed this:
LuciferPastor:
Odds that these brothers are:

Afonjas - 1.12
Flattinos - 1.60
Ab0kis - 3.20
Other - 2.30

Today, their tribe has been exposed.
Diva88:

Ola and Abel Osundairo
Those that placed their bets should please contact me for their winnings.



This proves that when it comes to crime, no tribe does it better than Afonjas.

*spits angry

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Education / Re: Igbo Word Or Expression For 'A Rebel' by LuciferPastor: 7:35pm On Feb 16, 2019
Igbobe:
Hello my Igbo brothers and sisters.

I'm looking for an Igbo expression for 'a rebel'. What's the best way to translate that word into Igbo.

Daalu nu



Rebelu.

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Culture / Re: Igbo Word Or Expression For 'A Rebel' by LuciferPastor: 7:30pm On Feb 16, 2019
Igbobe:
Hello my Igbo brothers and sisters.

I'm looking for an Igbo expression for 'a rebel'. What's the best way to translate that word into Igbo.

Daalu nu


Rebelu.

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Politics / Re: Breaking: INEC To Postpones Presidential Election by LuciferPastor: 11:02pm On Feb 15, 2019
States where Buhari will lose with wide margins.

*spits angry
Politics / Re: Buhari's Agenda Is Islamization Of Nigeria Under The Watch Of Osinbajo -FFK. by LuciferPastor: 10:49pm On Feb 15, 2019
Osinbajo is not a Pastor.

He is a cowardly, spineless dwarf and he can't do anything to save his own life.

Imagine a Vice that could not be sworn is as Acting in the absence of his Boss.

That is what happens when you have a pencil preeq - confidence just departs you.


*spits. angry

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Politics / Re: INEC finally postpones Nigeria’s general election to February 23 by LuciferPastor: 10:47pm On Feb 15, 2019
APC wants to rig this election Osun State style but it can't work.

Buhari will be booted out tomorrow & handed over to be jailed by the Hague on May 29.

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Crime / Re: Moment Suspected Kidnapper Is Stripped, Beaten, Paraded Naked by LuciferPastor: 9:52pm On Feb 15, 2019
Is there fuel scarcity in Ibadan?
Why is he still breathing?!
Politics / Re: Video Linking Akpabio To Assassination In A’ibom Leaks Few Hours To Polls by LuciferPastor: 9:46pm On Feb 15, 2019
hisexcellency34:
Rubbish

post=75770082:
okay


A mass murderer has been exposed but zombies are still supporting him.

Tufiakwa!!


*spits angry

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Politics / Re: Zamfara: Mob Sets Ablaze Car With Weapons, Kills Suspect. Photos by LuciferPastor: 9:41pm On Feb 15, 2019
YES!!

Burn Buhari's blood guzzling boys to death!

If the Dullard of Daura had anything left in his heathen skull, he would call Atiku tonight & concede defeat before it is too late.

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Politics / Re: Lady Caught With 5000 PVCs In Abia State. Photos by LuciferPastor: 9:16pm On Feb 15, 2019
5000 PVCs stolen from disenfranchised Nigerians to be shared to 5000 underage Almajiri children imported from Niger Republic & Chad last night.


*spits angry

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Politics / Re: Ballot Papers For Niger East, North Missing – INEC by LuciferPastor: 8:29pm On Feb 15, 2019
Buhari order your boys to release those ballot papers! The world is watching you.

*spits angry

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Health / Re: Sick Baby, Benaiah Monday, Dies on his way to Dubai for his heart surgery by LuciferPastor: 8:17pm On Feb 15, 2019
Gulher:
People should stop replying this luciferpastor of an imbelice. you are just giving him the attention he seeks. he knows he is not making any sense but since he doesn't have smart things to say, he is saying extremely stupid things to get mentions


You are the wisest person on this thread.

But even after you've told them, they'll still keep quoting me.
That's how stupid humans are.

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Politics / Re: Foreign Female Reporter Mocks Buhari, APC Over Giant Broom In Abuja. Photos by LuciferPastor: 7:55pm On Feb 15, 2019
Buhari must be arrested after May 29.
He can't escape it.

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Celebrities / Re: Actress Sharon Francis Rocks Massive Cleavage-baring Outfit (Photos) by LuciferPastor: 5:34pm On Feb 15, 2019

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Gaming / Re: What About This PC? by LuciferPastor: 5:30pm On Feb 15, 2019
shogsman:


[s]All recent games,you're damn funny,you obviously don't understand PC gaming[/s]


Again, @ CapedBaldy, increase your RAM to 6 or 8GB & all recent games will play fine including soccer.

Your other specs are okay.

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Celebrities / Re: "I Have Missed My Period, Can't Wait To Be A Mother" - Bobrisky by LuciferPastor: 5:27pm On Feb 15, 2019
The Nairaland moderator fvcking this man's asshole will soon push this to FP.


*spits angry

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Gaming / Re: What About This PC? by LuciferPastor: 4:24pm On Feb 15, 2019
CapedBaldy:
I'm not looking for a gaming laptop I just want a regular laptop that can play a few games. What games can run smoothly on this laptop Asus U31F - Intel Core i5 @ 2.67GHz - 500GB HDD - 4GB RAM - 1.6GB Graphics? I know recent games won't work just tell me what can.


Increase your RAM to 6/8GB & all recent games will run.
Culture / Re: Delete by LuciferPastor: 4:22pm On Feb 15, 2019
Sharla87:
thanks


By editing the gorilla genes in you.
Politics / Re: Throwback. Say No To The Recessionists! Check Pix by LuciferPastor: 4:14pm On Feb 15, 2019
Crime / Re: Sarah Death: Mat Ice, Auchi Shut Down In Edo by LuciferPastor: 4:07pm On Feb 15, 2019
Her family must refund the cake money to her friend.
How are we sure she didn't spend it before getting there & deliberately killed herself to cover up the theft?

Trust no feminist.


*spits angry

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Health / Re: Sick Baby, Benaiah Monday, Dies on his way to Dubai for his heart surgery by LuciferPastor: 3:38pm On Feb 15, 2019
grin grin Now Daddy can get himself a new house, new Benz and fresh oloshos.

Lord, please bless every Nairalander reading this with a baby with a hole in the heart so they may buy these things for themselves too.

Amen.

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