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Politics / Re: Top Ten Things That Would Happen If Nigeria Is Restructured by LuciferPreeqson: 3:30pm On Nov 14, 2018
11. Afonjas & Ab0kis will starve to death after 5 years

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy: "I Will Go Shirtless If I See Someone Wearing The Same Shirt As Me" by LuciferPreeqson: 3:24pm On Nov 14, 2018
He won't wear the same shirt with one person but he doesn't mind going shirtless like hundreds of other people.

You see how these sort of people reason?
Zero intellect.

Now, take a moment to imagine how shallow his accursed fans reason...


*spits angry


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Politics / Re: This Is Why Nigeria Is Backward. by LuciferPreeqson: 3:21pm On Nov 14, 2018
If he dare looks up, he will drop dead and he knows it.
Travel / Re: Toyota Venza Rammed Into Lady’s Shop In Asaba. Photos by LuciferPreeqson: 3:19pm On Nov 14, 2018
Is she happy she didn't die or happy because a Venza owner is responsible for her shop's destruction?

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Education / Re: Meet The Tallest Student In Ghana, 14-Year-Old Kwame (Photos) by LuciferPreeqson: 3:17pm On Nov 14, 2018
This one's preeq will be just like a tuber of yam.


Makydebbie, abeg which school you talk say you dey teach again? grin grin

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Romance / Re: Guys:the Worst Thing A Girl/lady Have Done To You. by LuciferPreeqson: 3:00pm On Nov 14, 2018
The worst thing a lady ever did to me was waking up in the morgue while I was still stroking her.

I can never forget that day. I was really traumatized afterwards.

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Travel / Re: Breaking: 3 Feared Dead, 10 Critically Injured In Nnewi Auto Crash (video) by LuciferPreeqson: 2:55pm On Nov 14, 2018
I'm sure there was "No King As God" & "Lion Of Judah" written on the truck.

Why didn't it save them?


RIP in advance.
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Crime / Re: Man Slashes Stepmother's Throat In Rivers State (graphic Photo) by LuciferPreeqson: 2:48pm On Nov 14, 2018
Flat headed isi-ewu proscribed terrorist jews have struck again!


These people have no regard for human life which is why they roasted & ate each other between 1967-1970.


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Crime / Re: 40 Students Injured As Two Girls’ Schools Fight In Yobe by LuciferPreeqson: 2:43pm On Nov 14, 2018
Future feminist leaders of tomorrow fighting over a long preeq no doubt.

Na their way - hijab changes nothing.


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Nairaland / General / Re: Dear Nairaland, Why Was I Banned From The Sports Section? by LuciferPreeqson: 2:41pm On Nov 14, 2018
olakehinde007:


Lol...what's bet9ja?? I don't do such things



I was in doubt before but denying knowing what bet9ja is just exposed you as an avid bettor who spends over 9 hours daily at a bet9ja stall.
Health / Re: Man All Smiles After Undergoing Facial Surgery To Remove Huge Growth. Photos by LuciferPreeqson: 2:36pm On Nov 14, 2018
What's the meaning of this rubbish?


He looked cuter with the growth na plus he could have hidden cocaine in it & no one would notice.

Now he looks like Mr. Ibu's younger brother and his tongue position suggests he has now been rendered imbecilic / bey-bey-beh.


*spits angry

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Nairaland / General / Re: Dear Nairaland, Why Was I Banned From The Sports Section? by LuciferPreeqson: 2:33pm On Nov 14, 2018
olakehinde007:

Why was I banned?? Someone please answer me

You failed to share your winning bet9ja ticket with a moderator

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Sports / Re: 2018 Ballon D’or: Ronaldo, Messi Miss Out Of ‘three-man Final Shortlist’ by LuciferPreeqson: 11:35am On Nov 14, 2018
Modric that cannot win a single game for his club without Ronaldo?
Crime / Re: Drunk Woman Goes On Rampage During Flight After Being Refused More Alcohol by LuciferPreeqson: 11:34am On Nov 14, 2018
Feminists are a flight risk.

The frustration & anger they suppress within themselves is enough to shoot down a stealth multi-role fighter jet.


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Crime / Re: Iran Executes Two Men For Economic Crimes by LuciferPreeqson: 8:54am On Nov 14, 2018
Send Buhari, Oshiomhole, Amaechi, Tinubu & Osinbajo to Iran!!

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Romance / Re: Lady Celebrates After Her Ex Can't Get Married To Another Lady Over AS Genotype by LuciferPreeqson: 8:49am On Nov 14, 2018
So she has been monitoring the dude who has probably forgotten about her in the midst of many pussies.

She obviously still has feelings for him.
Eiyya...


I thought feminists said women handle rejection well? grin


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Education / Re: Sudan Varsity Bars Kano Students From Classes Over Fees by LuciferPreeqson: 8:17am On Nov 14, 2018
What exactly do people go to learn in Sudan?

Bomb-making?


Just negodu the violent & murderous-sounding name.
Saddiq Abdullahi Ubajalli

I say the islamist jihaddists be deported if they can't pay their fees afterall their kinsman deems their lives less than cattle.


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Celebrities / Re: CDQ Replies Fan Who Has Suicidal Thoughts by LuciferPreeqson: 8:12am On Nov 14, 2018
Tamarapetty:
So you can't just give him words of encouragement privately?? Na the fan i even blame sef. Smhl



Was that your account?

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Crime / Re: Gate Man Arraigned For Allegedly Stealing Wig Worth N125,000 by LuciferPreeqson: 8:09am On Nov 14, 2018
Wow. shocked

Stole goods worth 216k.
Sold em for 7k

The evil forest-bred IPOB Osu potopotor flat skull is truly good in business.


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Romance / Re: Ladies Take Note Of This Lies From Men! by LuciferPreeqson: 11:55pm On Nov 13, 2018
Your No. 1 just made me lose interest cuz I do it alot & its no lie.

Can't trust bitches nowadays. Send em money & they visit another nigga with it.

I'll give you whatever you want when I see you in my crib.

Besides, I get off from it. Sliding money in your thong while you suck me off grin
It's a fetish that never ever gets old.
Crime / Re: UNIPORT Criminology Graduate Caught Stealing In GTBank In Port-Harcourt. Photos by LuciferPreeqson: 9:39pm On Nov 13, 2018
Is that what he learnt in school?

Third Class material oshi.

A true criminologist will beat all security checks & escape with his loot.
This one is a criminal jare.


Flat skulled IPOB Osu Potopotor Jew.

*spits angry

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Religion / Re: Video Of A Pastor In Anambra Preaching Hatred In Church by LuciferPreeqson: 9:33pm On Nov 13, 2018
sarrki:
[s]The so called Glorified religious leaders need to Be cautioned

If this is in the north or southwest am sure that the press would have aired it including Nairaland

https://www.facebook.com/ayekooto.akindele/videos/569645283457955/[/s]



This is the real hate speech here you unrepentant zombie

https://www.nairaland.com/4843981/ban-hyjab-invitation-chaos--muric
Education / Re: Hijab Now Allowed In Lagos Public Schools by LuciferPreeqson: 9:03pm On Nov 13, 2018
Sloooooooooooooowly... Islam jihadists are successfully conquering new territories & foolish southerners are watching.


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Car Talk / Re: The 10 Most Expensive Suvs In The World (Pictures) by LuciferPreeqson: 8:21pm On Nov 13, 2018
OboOlora:
Toyota Prado nko


Was that the car you lost your virginity in?

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Romance / Re: A Guy On Facebook Shows Off Sex Pictures (how He Spent His Weekend) PICS by LuciferPreeqson: 6:58pm On Nov 13, 2018
The only question to be asked is;
Are they consenting adults (18+)?

Yes.
They both look over 18 years of age.
The girl doesn't look like she was coerced.
Hell, she's the one holding the damn camera & taking pictures.


All I see here is a sexually-starved OP that hasn't been laid in a very long while so resorts to hating on a young couple.


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Travel / Re: Thailand Cancels Visa-on-arrival Fee For Tourists by LuciferPreeqson: 6:53pm On Nov 13, 2018
I bet you shithogeria is not one of those countries.

Instead, you will pay extra thanks to the noble activities of our beloved flat headed Osu potopotor jews over there.


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Religion / Re: Man Gets Visa To 3 Countries After Placing "Miracle Sticker" On His Passport by LuciferPreeqson: 6:49pm On Nov 13, 2018
List the countries na grin


I also have Visa to more than 10 African shitholes countries.

Scammers everywhere.


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