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 Romance › Re: 12 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn’t Know. by LuciferReverend: 4:36pm On Feb 21, 2019 |
iHateForAReason:Objection my Lord!  iHateForAReason:Agreed.  My recent encounter with pocohantas proves true. This makes the air they produce better for your health as well.Better for who? 9. The tighter your sphincter, the more sound your farts will make because they can’t get out easily.So Bobrisky has Rolls Royce engine farts?[/quote] 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: 2019 Election: Arrest Tinubu Now – HURIWA Tells Security Agencies by LuciferReverend: 4:32pm On Feb 21, 2019 |
Which Nigerian security agent has the balls to come close to Tinubu without exposing himself to toxic halitositis fumes? Who wan die? 85 Likes 9 Shares |
| Celebrities › Re: Treat A Woman Like A Queen, She Will Give You Heaven On Earth -Toke Makinwa Says by LuciferReverend: 4:24pm On Feb 21, 2019 |
I agree with her 100%. However, I'd like to add this: Treat an Olosho like an Olosho too. It will be double standards to treat an Olosho like a Queen. *spits 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Flaunt 3million Cash As He Prepare For Meeting With Nigeria Leader. Pho by LuciferReverend: 4:20pm On Feb 21, 2019 |
Obviously politicians drill his asshole for crude oil. How else would he still be walking free in a country where the constitution clearly outlaws homosexuality. If I become President, I will kill all male gays and feminists. However, lesbians will be spared and protected under a special decree. *spits 6 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Police Arrest Empire Actor Smollett For Making False Allegations by LuciferReverend: 4:13pm On Feb 21, 2019 |
rcnews:There. Fixed. |
| Romance › Re: Have You Ever Had Sex With Somebody Without Even Knowing His /her Name? by LuciferReverend: 4:02pm On Feb 21, 2019 |
Every night nau. Haba. Which kain question be dis? Wait... Is it meant to be a rare occurrence? 7 Likes
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| Health › Re: Top 5 Things You Use Everyday That Are Dirtier Than A Toilet Seat. by LuciferReverend: 4:00pm On Feb 21, 2019 |
A Nigerian woman's vagina is definitely dirtier than a toilet. Smells even worse... *spits 2 Likes
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| Politics › Re: JUST IN: INEC Grants Visa Extension For International Observers by LuciferReverend: 3:58pm On Feb 21, 2019 |
princemillla:...and anal Oloshos  1 Like |
| Romance › Re: I Am In Love With My Cousin – Lady Reveals. Twitter Users React by LuciferReverend: 3:55pm On Feb 21, 2019 |
If she's white then there is no story here. Whites and incest are 5 & 6. 1 Like
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| Pets › Re: Coco My Gsd by LuciferReverend: 3:54pm On Feb 21, 2019 |
Savage200:Why are there flecks of faeces around her mouth? *spits
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| Politics › Re: INEC Set To Announce Staggered Elections by LuciferReverend: 3:19pm On Feb 21, 2019 |
This election reminds me of myself as a child trying to take injections in hospitals. I would spend hours fighting nurses, resisting something I know I will eventually do. Only difference is I've grown up since then but these politicians clearly haven't. *spits 175 Likes 11 Shares |
| Celebrities › Re: “I Doubt If Peruzzi Is Chioma’s Cousin” – Kemi Olunloyo by LuciferReverend: 1:00am On Feb 21, 2019 |
I love Kemi Olunloyo cuz she is like me. *Speaking the truth regardless of who it hurts *Not giving two bleeps about "friendship" (whatever the hell that means) *Shutting her detractors up with hard facts *Refusing to back down against overwhelming odds *Tenacity (if she comes for you, body go tell you) If she is lying, Davido / Peruzzi should disprove her accusations instead of the usual childish threats. *spits 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Kenyan Police Declare 2 Men Wanted For Teaching Small Boy How To Smoke Weed by LuciferReverend: 12:51am On Feb 21, 2019 |
Big deal. If she is old enough to be with two men alone than she is old enough to smoke weed. Fela Anikulapo-Kuti smoked weed butt n@ked in front of Presidents & pastors. Why was he never punished since weed is outlawed? I hate double standards. *spits 10 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: VP Osinbajo With The Hausa Community In Lagos. Pictures. by LuciferReverend: 12:01am On Feb 21, 2019 |
Everybody in that crowd has bigger preeq than Osibanjo. *spits 1 Like 1 Share |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Born Again: Many Christians can not answer "YES" to this question. by LuciferReverend: 11:57pm On Feb 20, 2019 |
I've been Born Again more than 6 times. Thrice in Christ Embassy, once in Redeemed & Winners each & once in a Church I can't remember the name. All I know is the pastor kept squeezing my conehead with his hairy paws & spitting in my face that I had no choice but to accept Jesus as my Lord & personal saviour else halitosis would have killed me that night. *spits 57 Likes 5 Shares |
| Christianity Etc › Re: I Saw Late Pastor Kumuyi In Heaven by LuciferReverend: 11:49pm On Feb 20, 2019 |
Sucking Michael's dick no doubt. Useless boy. That's why he conspired & kicked I & Oduduwa out. Luckily for me though I landed safely. Didn't shatter my skull on a rock. We shall have our revenge soon *spits |
| Romance › Re: 2 Slay Queens Disgraced On Social Media For Stealing Indomie (full Video) by LuciferReverend: 7:59pm On Feb 20, 2019 |
Na dem Social Media Feminist Crew be dis "I'm independent", "I don't need a man", "Men are scum" etc BUT you need a man's Indomie noodles. Ole buruku! "I hereby sentence them to 2 minutes of rough anal fisting with a spiky baseball bat whilst chained to a half-filled bathtub connected to a naked electric wire & locked up in a room with 3 hungry Rotweilers on raw beef diet. COURT!" [img]https://media1./images/7b1b7031254161211d033760fa6bff45/tenor.gif?itemid=12475856[/img] 5 Likes |
| Education › Re: Did/do You Love The Course You Studied/are Studying..why? by LuciferReverend: 7:38pm On Feb 20, 2019 |
I read Geophysics & had my Masters in Biological & Environmental Engineering but I never liked either of them because I wanted to be a p0rnstar. 2 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Young Man Disgraced After He Was Caught Stealing Goats In Anambra. Photos by LuciferReverend: 6:56pm On Feb 20, 2019 |
How an Afonja will board a bus from Berger, past Sagamu, past Ijebu Ode, past Ore, past Benin, past Asaba, past Head Bridge, even past Onitsha without any remorse & finally to Ezinifite just to steal two goats is beyond me. Haba. *spits 1 Like |
| Sports › Re: Chelsea And Man Utd Target Wants Divorce From Wife Due To Infidelity by LuciferReverend: 6:01pm On Feb 20, 2019 |
Icardi shouldn't complain. The said "wife" was Maxi Lopez's wife years ago. Lopez played Big Brother & took Icardi into his house as a small homeless boy from Argentina when they still played together at Sampdoria. Icardi repaid him by sleeping with his Lionel Messi, being Lopez's close friend blocked every way of Icardi playing in the National team in disgust. Maradona too hated him. This is the real reason Icardi was always overlooked for Argentina until the last World Cup (where he still didn't play). Karma is really a bitch. *spits 7 Likes
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| Culture › Re: How Igbo Men Contributed To Save 3 Innocent Children During Fire Outbreak. by LuciferReverend: 5:55pm On Feb 20, 2019 |
Where were the women? What were they doing? I thought they said Nigerian women will die for their children so why did the foolish & irresponsible woman/women that begat those children abandon them to die? In the end it was brave men that saved the day. Nigerian women are a disgrace! Motherhood my foot! Nigerian women will trade their children for money anyday, anytime. If you're alive today, just know your mother wasn't offered enough to sell you. *spits
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| Romance › Re: N30k Recharge Cards For 8 People On My Girl's 24th Birthday This Saturday by LuciferReverend: 3:14pm On Feb 20, 2019 |
destiny4luv: 3 Likes
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| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need A Friend by LuciferReverend: 3:10pm On Feb 20, 2019 |
delighttessy:No. You are a leech. You are looking for an unsuspecting man to swindle. You want to dump your problems & generational impoverishment on him while offering him nothing but your slacked, smelly pussy in return. You are a gold digger. Shame on you. *spits 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Woman Caught Her Husband Cheating And These Happened(pics/video) by LuciferReverend: 3:04pm On Feb 20, 2019 |
Chelseaplus:Hahahahahaha Omo your own don finish oh. You search "mistress dominatrix spanking fetish porn" for spankingtube.com, use am masturbate finish come carry am come Nairaland. Naso d tin take sweet you reach? 1 Like
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| Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Actors, Adebayo Tijani And Other Visit Baba Suwe by LuciferReverend: 3:00pm On Feb 20, 2019 |
This man is not ill.
He even looks fresher than his benefactors. God. I thought only Osu flat skulls scam people like this. Afonjas and fraudulent innovation na 5 & 6 walahi. *spits 1 Like 1 Share
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| Music/Radio › Re: Upload The Picture Of Your Favourite Upcoming Artists And Their Names by LuciferReverend: 2:56pm On Feb 20, 2019 |
KingOnyedikachi:Thanks for giving me your elder brother's info free of charge. What a slowpoke. 1 Like |
| Education › Re: Angry Mum Destroy’s Daughter’s “homework-writing Robot” by LuciferReverend: 12:27pm On Feb 20, 2019 |
Can it write down a prescription for Buhari's many ailments? 1 Like |
| Music/Radio › Re: What Songs Make You Remember Your Childhood? by LuciferReverend: 12:23pm On Feb 20, 2019 |
SweetBuns:1996 songs but you are not married yet! You are still on bf/gf parole wearing condoms on preeqs with your mouth, ehn Auntie? 1 Like
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