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benjanjo1:
I'm cool you just dey rock did place

Lols,if I hear

olatricia:
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lols,I get dem full everywia o

The Feelings Of Love May Be The Same For Both Sex But The Stages Of Love Are An Entirely Unique Experience. Understand How Men Think And How Men Fall In Love.
When women fall in love, it’s filled with bursts of happiness and miss-you texts.


When men fall in love, well, it’s just different. So how do men fall in love and what really goes on in a man’s mind?
For men, falling in love is a happy experience, but love doesn’t really kick in for a while.
While women may experience an intense surge of affections as soon as they meet a guy they like, the mind of men doesn’t really work that way.
Find out how men fall in love and the different stages they experience here.

How men fall in love – The seven stages of love

Stage 1 – Appreciation
This is all about physical appearance and instant attraction. Now this should clear the doubts out for women though. Men are rather shallow when it comes to getting attracted at first sight.
While women may fall in love in the first conversation, men are attracted to a woman only for her physical aspects, and nothing else.
Physical appearance is paramount for men, but it may not necessarily be the entire package. Each guy has his own preferences in what he likes about a woman, be it her face, her legs, her smile or even the way she runs her hands through her hair.
A guy may not even know what it is about a girl that he likes, but if he finds something attractive in her, he may experience the appreciation stage.

Stage 2 – Infatuation
Men appreciate a lot of women on a daily basis. They try to steal second glances or get a girl’s attention all the time. But it’s not always a success, either because he’s not trying hard enough or because the woman’s just not interested in him. The infatuation stage of how men fall in love is also the wooing stage of love for men in the dating game.

A man may appreciate a lot of women, but he doesn’t really get infatuated by all of them. If he appreciates a woman, and is interested in wooing her or pursuing her, he enters into the infatuation phase.
A man may pursue a woman in various ways, but if she doesn’t accept his advances he usually forgets the girl as just another attractive girl he wanted to go out with. It’s easier for a man to like a girl one day and forget he ever liked her the next because he has so many stages to deal with before he even makes up his mind on falling in love.

Stage 3 – Attraction
If an attractive girl reciprocates to a guy’s advances, he enters into the attraction stage of love. Until this stage, a guy can walk away from a girl without any pain or heartbreak even if the girl rejects him. He’s not really trying too hard, and he’s not really fallen in love to care about a rejection when he’s just trying to get lucky.
But if a girl does show the slightest sign of reciprocation or interest in the guy, or even if he assumes she’s into him, the guy digs deep into this stage, the attraction stage. In this stage, he decides to pursue the girl and make her like him. [Read: How to talk to a guy and make him like you]

Stage 4 – Impression
Understanding how men fall in love is complicated stuff, but quite frankly, he’s nowhere close to falling in love right now even in this stage. All he wants to do is make the girl like him. He shows off his mating potential to her. He plans dates and splurges on gifts to please the girl. He’s definitely not in love, but he does want something good to come out of this stage of impressions.

Stage 5 – Conviction
If a guy’s successfully breezing through the different stages of love, he’d start to wonder if there’s something more in the air. But instead of falling in love with the girl, all he’s worried about is how to convince the girl to fall in love with him.

He would really like the girl in this stage and would definitely want to go out with her, but the uncertainty would still confuse him and he would not be at ease until he’s certain the girl likes him
This stage is especially prominent when a guy falls in love with a friend. He can’t really try to impress her by buying gifts or taking her out on dates, but yet, he wouldn’t be able to stop pondering over how to convince the girl to go out with him. In this stage, all a guy cares about is how to get the girl to like him.

Stage 6 – Reaffirmation
If he’s able to convince the girl and make her fall in love with him, he’s a happy man. He likes where the dating game is heading.
But until now, in his pursuit of getting the girl to like him, he’s not asked himself if he really likes the girl and whether he actually wants to go out with her. Until this stage of love, getting the girl to like him was a goal he’s been focused on. Once the girl is in love with him, only then does a man seriously start to consider if he wants to have a relationship with the girl who now loves him.

It’s a selfish move, but it’s something evolution has taught all male species. “Don’t waste time thinking. Spend your time searching for more places to bust a nut.”
Now that the girl is in love with him, he takes a couple of days to sit back and weigh the pros and the cons of being in a relationship with that girl. Does he really love the girl too? Will he be happy with her? Is she the woman he wants and needs?

Stage 7 – He’s ready to love
If a man’s convinced that he truly likes the girl and wants to be with her, he enters this final stage of love where he’s ready to fall in love with the girl. On the other hand, if he’s not really convinced that the girl is the right mate for him, he may start avoiding her or losing interest in pleasing her because of his confusion.
Ever dated a really great guy who started behaving like a jerk a couple of weeks into love? Well, you know what happened now, don’t you?
Turning the game in your favor
How men fall in love with a woman is annoying. And it’s more annoying to know that men have to actually make women fall in love with them before they even think about going out with you, but that’s the way men fall in love and they really have no choice about it.
But if you really want to beat the guy in his own game, don’t make it obvious that you really like him at the very first instant. Keep it simple and play hard to get for a while.
It’ll make him work harder to win your love, and when he does finally win you over, he’ll never ever want to leave you because you’re such a tough catch to get or let go!

Well, you may now know how men fall in love with women and the seven stages of love for a man, but if you want to win his heart over and make him want you, always remember to make him work for your affection.

Very stingy set of pple,they wear those suits just to show face,buh within dey r so broke n always looking for job..most of dem live on loan,hv loads of em as friends...no offence

benjanjo1:
o! baby I wanna marry you

lols,ben..u again,xup with u

nwaezeubom:
A fool like u. you are already consumed by fire. where is your god to fight for you? if I want to burn u, I could and there is nothing your god can do to me. I am not as wicked as u are, and I don't live in the zoo like u, that is why u can look at a human being and condemn him/her due to passive fear. U don't even know the meaning of beast. don't google describe beast slowpoke. Your god is bipolar, and yes he is mentally opaque and deranged.

I pray for his mercy n forgiveness upon ur soul

Am a proud Registerd Nurse who'lld stand ,anywia in d world to defend my proffession,I hv read somany comments n saw d old fashioned beliefs of our fore-faders which pple still hang on to n dey call demselves civilised..in d USA,nursing has been ranked d 2nd best noble proffession in d world,buh in Nigeria,its one dirty belief or d other..I've been called to serve humanity as a nurse,n dat I'll proudly continue to do till d day I take my last breath,because nursing to me is DIVINE....one love to my fellow proffessional colleagues,dnt let haters discourage u because dat which u r,dey can't be*peace*

joshrare:
So much has been said about nurses
Some of them bad, some of them good
Some of them true, some of them lies and a lot of rumour

But am dating an auxillary nurse, sometimes I love her, sometimes I loathe her and just confuse about her and nursing as a career

This night shift story is really bothering me. Frankly am not a lover boy, I believe in the law of right and fair

Plz how true is this 9t shift story?
Nurses plz tell me something

lemmie help u out bro,am a registered nurse,except a nurse is not proffesionally trained bfor she goes about messing hersef up in d nyt,pls I advice u to love ur woman n if possible advise her to go to a nursing school to be trained proffesionally,because auxillaries wud soon be scrapped,God bless u

nwaezeubom:
One of the obas of bini kingdom was a hermaphrodite, Oba ehemugba, there are many of them in Nigeria, Jesus himself might be gay. A man that went all out with men day in and day out, he might be bisexual; because, if u look at the picture of the 12 disciples, there is a lady called Mary Madalyn in there sitting by Jesus de Christ . A man, I mean Jesus Christ that saw his mama and brothers and denied them, he is bipolar, mentally opaque and perhaps deranged.

I laff @ u n pity u so much because ur generation is cursed...I'll let God fyt his battle by send fire to consume ur generation,beast

sonofananimal:
YOU THIS INTOXICATED FEMALE ANIMAL,

DON'T START WITH ME TODAY

lols..animal

sonofananimal:
THE DAY I GO EVER WASH THOSE SMELLING THINGS, CALL ME A MADMAN

NAIJA GIRLS ARE ALL WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHITTE

little wonder u speak like an animal,cos u r a son of an animal

wordcat:
.....For it is written in the book of psalms;
May his camp be desolate, and let there be no one to dwell in it; and let another take his office--Acts 1:20.

A new clerk that can issue Gay Marriad License shall be appointed.

Na bible talk am no be me

see hw u understand God's word,upside down,dat is y u r upside down

God save our children,so dat wen dey come,dey'll be able to differenciate btw ryt n rong
For it is appointed for a man to die once,n after death comes judgement...he will be judged according to his deeds

Haha...lwkmd,I saw dis on facebook n I tut I shud share with folks hia...pls drop ur own reason if u disagree with d guy

Just the other day, I sat with a girl at a coffee place. Our conversation was broad and the coffee was great.
My date and I freely talked about everything and anything, almost anyway. We talked weight, the welcoming ambiance of the coffee place plus its immediate environs, the beautiful art pieces strewn high up on its, as if pristine painted walls for the eye to see, and then came the topic that stoked my attention.

Jiyan asked me why men are too obsessed with girls who are well-endowed. By well-endowed, I guess she referred to girls with big bottoms, those well-rounded, almost ball-like ‘things’ just below the back side of a girl’s torso.
She went on to share some of her thoughts, “Line up any girl with an almost non-existent behind and little attention will come her way. Then line up another with those big butts and you will witness all kinds of men drooling at her feet; the rolex guy, the married CEO, and the taxi guy, who may go out of his way to offer this girl a free ride.”



“Jiyan”! I softly called out.
“Do you mean to say your well-rounded bottom got you a sit with me here?”
“Vawo nawe,” my blushing-self comically switched language in my unsuccessful attempt to brush her off!
“But seriously Mike, why do men drool over girls with endowed bottoms so much? What is it about them?”
It was in that moment that I wished I was dressed like an ancient Roman soldier, had the roar of Mel Gibson in Brave Heart, and the courage of Hercules because then I could master the art of commanding my comrades, cohorts, fellow men to come stand behind me in unified gallant desire. I would be their chosen commander and as commander I would command my army to stare this girl in the face with stern faces. I would warn my men of her most deadly arsenal; her well-endowed bottom and pretty face. I would ask them to be better men than Samson and not let their guard down.

In my little head, that worked wonders because I saw Jiyan swallow hard and willingly retract her question.
How dare she ask Tom why he constantly is in pursuit of Jerry?
Only Tom knows the exact truth and only Tom should know! Doesn’t she know this? Gawd!
Anyway, the coffee worked its magic and I calmed down. I did away with the Roman attire, the Mel Gibsons and Hercules of this world, my 300-man-strong army, slowly leaned forward and politely gave Jiyan the answer she craved to hear. Wish you saw Jiyan in that moment. She looked like a six-year-old princess waiting to be given candy by King Grandpa.

Why do men fancy women with well-gifted bottoms? Well, Jiyan, it is just human nature, because behind every endowed woman is a bright future. If anyone else out there has a different answer for Jiyan? The good news is, you can get in touch – just call me the middle man.

amacastel:
Ur topic is useless if u are not sure of ur fiancee pls kindly cut off his dick any time he is going to work keep it in the house give it to him any time u want sex u r busy worring ur funny head while he is living his life lolzzz #MY MB NOT FOR SILLY TOPICS#

tnx

amacastel:
Since u trust him that much amd understand him more than God why did u need our help
Pls stop disturbing us and stp wasting our Mb s

since u don't hv money to buy common mb,y struggle to come on line

peedeeasobie:
You know that he's disciplined and he's not like that yet you are asking! See how you want to end ruining your relationship!

If you want to know if he can stay for six months without sex, ask yourself if you too can stay for six months without sex!

dude,I can stay for 10yrs widout it am a woman...read my comment above,I said I just wanted to be sure ,I didn't wanna hv doubts,tns anyways

Stephanie Rose who used to be known as Dapo Adaralegbe is a Nigerian transgender who resides in Netherlands. Stephanie Rose was a popular homosexual law student back in the day in Obafemi Awolowo University but was expelled in 2001 because of his identity crisis. He moved to Netherland where he is now living as a woman. She shared these photos of herself on her Facebook page. More when you continue...

amacastel:
NO he is cheating on u may be with some colleague in the office so they fk almst everydaay cos they see each other daily or he cheats with some1 beta than u in bed

he's not like dat,he's very disciplined n wen it comes to his job nothing else matters..I know him,just wanted to be sure

Pls,I need an honest response as to weather a man can stay for as long as six months and above without sex,claiming he's always concentrated with work...I want to know if my fiancee Is telling the truth....I need experts here pls n no insigthful words,just the truth n proof...tnx guys

Its called suicide related to lack of attension n care from loved once evidenced by depression












Nursing diagnosis..New NANDA

Bants:
who dey argue with about 'Joor'

who dey talk to u..dissapear from my mention ASAP

Dis is self defence joor

A Twitter user from Abuja with the name, Shalom Miriam Shehu, has recounted her experience on how one of the daughters of President Muhammadu Buhari, turned her out of a boutique yesterday.
Shehu, who says her father is a prominent figure in southern Borno and her mother is a retired federal permanent secretary, claimed an unnamed daughter of President Buhari came into the boutique in Wuse 2, Abuja, where she was shopping.




Shehu said that everyone was ordered out of the boutique, and she was particularly embarrassed.
She took to Twitter to explain how it happened.

I believe it all goes back to d muslim community....their false prophets r too much,teaching pple wrong doctrines which dey foolishly act on,if only their prophets r real n not so confused....I don't c wats so peaceful about dis islam religion,all over d world,dis sons of ishmeal r causing trouble just like their forefathers...is in d blood,I don't blame dem

GoodFaith:
shameless b with no brain
go F yourself

its obvious u r so low n from a very hateful background,I can't stoop low to exchange words with a low life like u..u nid help

benjanjo1:
My dear, this is nigeria! We'll do it the nigerian way oya give me list make I buy the items wey I need. I wan see ya people today

kk nah,2 private jets for my parents,one sky scrapper for dem,2G4 wagon for my parents,20 boxes of imported wrappers n native wears with d sum of 500000 naira for starters

chimerase2:
5. Op re u an ibo gal?

if not,y not

benjanjo1:
Hahahahahahaha!!! Of course I can pay baby. I go pay am as your bride price . Na to kukuma marry you put for house so that we go know say e dey on permanent basis

lolss,if I hear,bride price ke,100000 never do to even buy wine for trAd,talk more of bride price,n it's persoNal service na,dats woh dey pay in uk n us

benjanjo1:
I can pay you anything you want if you agree to be my personal nurse. I want you to be taking care of me privately

lols,its cheap,a 100000 naira per hour...can u pay

GoodFaith:
goat meat
please go away

u r so full of shit...idiot

franchizy:
why cant the FG grant boko haram amnesty and compensate them with cash then appologize to the Northern elders forum.
i still dont believe bokovharam are muslims because islam is a religion of peace.
i suspect the igbos are this boko haram and are faking themselves because the igbo have the highest population in the North.
RIP to the dead

wat has d igbos don to u know,y can't u just comment peacefully,must u make incitive statement n call tribes,.respect ur age pla..mtcheeeew