₦airaland Forum

Really! Zombies will never believe this!

Lol!

cynthia123:
That man needs the anointing of APC and Buhari to fall on him

You are giving him to much respect calling him a man , call him unreasonable kid .

INTRIGUING AFRICAN PROVERBS.
⭕1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)
⭕2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
⭕3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
⭕4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)
⭕5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
⭕6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
⭕7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Togo)
⭕8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
⭕9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
⭕10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence. (Senegal ).
Don't laff alone..
WHICH IS THE FUNNIEST ?

Cow government!

Change the changers !

Really!

Wow!

Who no una !

Ok

Ok

Great help to NE but the northern elders are part of their problems that need to flush out before the disbursement of this fund .

IbnIslam:
i think wat u should worry about is that ur pope is indirectly supporting gays and lesbians. The gay priest comes to mind. Xtianity is a big joke.

is far better I support gays and lesbians than to follow the example of so call prophet of Islam did those atrocities below ; THE CRIMES OF PROPHET MUHAMMAD
Muslims are sanctified by the blood of murdered kafirs. If the prophet of Islam, Mohammed, was alive today he would be sitting on death row somewhere waiting for his execution.
What is important to understand is that none of these depraved and criminal acts are seen as crimes to Muslims, except if they are committed bysomeone else.They are all holy, divine acts that their own prophet indulged in and therefore they have been given the stamp of validation as the moral code to be emulated by all Muslim men. They are all Sunna [The traditional portion of Muslim law based on Muhammad’s words or acts, accepted (together with the Koran) as authoritative by Muslims].
*.Molested his wife – six-year-old Baby Aisha. One of Baby Aisha’s wifely duties was to clean semen stains from the prophet’s clothes. The prophet would take a bath with Baby Aisha and ‘thigh’ with Baby Aisha, meaning she was too small to be penetrated so he would take his penis and rub it up and down her thighs and against her vagina. Being a man of ‘mercy’ he did not penetrate Baby Aisha until she was nine.
*.Raped Baby Aisha when she was nine (texts have altered her age when Muslims could not explain why their prophet married and consummated the marriage with a small child. Koranic texts makes it clear that Mohammed married her when she was six years old. For a marriage to be legally deemed valid it had to be sexually consummated. The Hadith clearly proves that Mohammed was a notorious pedophile). Advocated sex with baby girls.
*.Raped a retarded woman. Murdered a woman. Had sex with his dead aunt.
*.Captured women and raped them. Kept women as sex slaves. Muhammad had sex with 61 women: many he raped. There is no consensual sex between a child girl and a man. There is no consensual sex between a master and his sex slave. There is no consensual sex between a woman conquered in war and her husband conqueror. All such sexual acts are rape. RAPE IS RAPE.
*.Had eleven wives at one time. Sexually abused his wives. Raped his wives. Forced sex during their menstruation including Baby Aisha. Mentally abused his wives. Can you imagine taking a child (or any aged woman) and molesting with your hand/fist her menstruating vagina?
*.Beheaded his enemies. 600/900 Jewish men at one massacre. Had Jewish boys as young as 13 years old beheaded after pulling down their pants and inspecting groin for pubic hair.
*.Ordered the murder, torture, terrorization of Christians and Jews if they did not convert to Islam. Forced Christians and Jews from Saudi Arabia (the mass exile).
*.Assassinated people for insulting him or Islam. Established totalitarian rule. Had followers and their families burnt alive in their homes for missing prayer.
*.Ordered the extermination, torture and terrorization of kafirs. Instigated 60 massacres and personally participated in 27 of them.
*.Owned and sold slaves. Enslaved women and children.
*.Called his black slaves pug noses and compared them to Satan.
*.Treated his black slaves as beasts of burden.
*.Lied and cheated. Mohammed encouraged his men to lie to deceive someone in order to get what he wanted.
*.Caused division and hatred. Ordered no befriending with Christians and Jews.
*.Subjugated and oppressed Muslim women. Required them to cover their faces.
*.Married his daughter–in–law.
*.Approved prostitution.
*.Encouraged the rape of women in front of their husbands.
*.Recommended wife beating. Hit his wife – Baby Aisha.
*.Murdered prisoners of war. Committed acts of terror.
*.Advocated suicide attacks.
*.Executed apostates and homosexuals.
*.Beat children who didn’t pray. Abolished adoption.
*.Honor killings of Muslim women and children.
*.Beat alcoholics. Lied.
*.Stoned adulators to death. Stoned a woman to death after she had given birth.
*.Ordered thief’s hands/feet chopped off.
*.Tortured a man out of greed.
*.Looted and plundered.
*.Preached hate for people of other religions.
*.Extorted money from other religions
*.Forced conversions to Islam
*.Allowed his companions to execute, behead, rape and enslave.
References to prophet Mohammed’s crimes:

Ass licking zombies will faint for this, because rule of law must be applied.

We are one year into APC government things are getting worst , still remaining three years if God allow.

We all pray God give them the fortitude and peace to bear the trauma they pass through in the hands of blood thirsty animals .

Interesting

Book in case .

Interesting!

Her money ! her spending! If you can believe this ,you are among those that believe APC promises.

She have a life to live , nothing she can do that will bring her Mom back . May God give her fortitude to bear her lost .

He must be one of the zombie that voted APC chain.

May the wicked that kill innocent souls never succeed 5% of their plans in JESUS name , Amen .

Interesting! 7. (the Secretary to the Government of the Federation, SGF, Mr. Babachir David Lawal has declared that President Muhammadu Buhari is empowered by the constitution to nominate ambassadors anyway he deems fit, stating that the action of the lawmakers who have now suspended deliberation on the nominee was unnecessary. He said such action was inimical to the country’s economy. ) The same constitution that gave renowned former president Jonathan the power to nullify the 2015 election due to the underage almajiris that voted and rigged , but been a man of great principles, that don't equate the blood of any Nigerians to his political ambitions, he let go . That constitution that you claimed give him power also include federal character in appointments.

Militants are increasing every day by day . On this speed they will soon be competing with states that can't even manage their resources.

Nothing in her has value now because she exposed her parts to the world free of charge many times , just like public toilets . Women with beauty and no brains, it is her private parts that will suffer the most.

Oche211:
Wicked world. Bt these girls were told from d onset that they were going to be commercial sex workers nd they even agreed to dat.

You would have added that they agreed to be locked up too ! Because you were there and also witness when they agreed to all inhumane actions they pass through . Security be alert!

I never heard it was a Christian that killed 49 gays in Orlando ! So how come Christians should apologise to gays and lesbians?

Award to the only opposition party that came to power through underage almajiris , that also came to rule with semi angels that are prone to corruptions and nepotism.

It very shameful that all the key players on this game of supremacy are elected by hungry suffering Nigerians . How can the executive that is primary obligations are to provide basics needs to it citizens is so insensitive to waste time and money on irrelevances .