₦airaland Forum

Chinnnex:
Any special plan 4 this?

No o. Just go through the normal *777# code and choose. You get 125% bonus.

xxxtedyxxx:
No basket for rotten mango....

E don tey wey yansh dey back...

Eye no dey see ear, no matter how e take sharp..;

Anywhere belle face na front.

Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant.

No be person wey call police dey win case.

Where dem dey sell weed no dey get signboard.

Madness no hard to form, na the trekking be wahala.



Add yours.

No be until person dey shout Warri upandan; na correct area be this.

Na wah o.

Na make Lala do snake style "plate licking".

Man must trend.

Some of the commenters wish to be either of them at that time. But as the man own expose na, everybody doing anyama. Make una continue

Even though he confessed say "na old picture", NL still carry am put FP.

It seems this Punch reporter is a Nairalander.

kombats:
Lol
Mtn 1gb for #100 that only less than 10% of their subscribers are eligible for, have you ever heard of any Glo plan that is limited or eligible to selected customers and subscribers?
When Glo says they are the grand master of data, they mean for all subscribers not few or selected subscribers.

On point. Glo gives you over 28gb for 5k. That's incomparable to any other network's offering, plus it is for everyone.

Luckily, the 4g has greatly improved here.

Facelessforum:
Just tell us that you want people to come and develop your region. Everybody knows no part of Nigeria is more fertile than middle belt.

Na so

I refuse to take sides on this matter. Na God know wetin no clear to man.

Men really need to wake up and engage their wives in more enterprising ventures, so that they don't stay idle, monitoring the lives of "celebrities" upandan.

Ma Shaa Allah. JazakumuLLaahukhayran.

Our Deen is indeed all encompassing. AlhamduliLLah.

This is inspiring.

That's why I keep advising people to come and buy fertile land here in the southwest and start something, while it is still affordable.

Na Sugar daddy this one wan go do for there na. Him no wan go through connect again.

NORSYK:
These kids ain't funny at all. I wonder how people see this trash they are doing funny

This is becoming cliche on Nairaland.

Make una leave them. They have a huge following on Instagram, who are obviously entertained by the bois.

I am indifferent to their package, but na wakapass I dey do for their matter. Live and let live.

People should start focusing on the shortcomings of their state governments, rather than FG all the time.

chuggy:
I have royal stallion rice for sale. The price goes for 22k. Inbox me if you are a serious buyer

What's your contact?

The last picture is not necessary abeg. Is Nairaland now an abbatoir?

Too gory indeed.

These transport unions should be banned, like has been done in Oyo state.

May the bereaved family find peace.

Should:
How is it ranked ?

I heard they use competitive grading in some of their universities sef.

Excort?

When is the next Oxford dictionary review?

Na play o

For a typical layman, na the sixth paragraph this news suppose just end.

This is hilarious, apologies to the poor man. The judges sef dey try. How do you maintain the professional courtesy of not laughing when the case is first presented?

There should be a new show, Naija house of Commotion.

The daily drama you read in the news is enough to make you forget about the economic situation of the country.

OP, where in her post did she describe her as dear mum? My point is that oversabi no good, ok?!

Best wishes to the woman. Godspeed

Like say the governor himself dey pay tax.

It might just be another victimization case, like Fayose vs GTB back then.

Anambralstson:
Senseless post, I didn't see anywhere the governor blaming Fg

He's right you know. It doesn't mean he's necessarily referencing this post.

Tell me, how many people hold their state government responsible for a bad economical condition? Abi it's only the FG that can create a rosy economy?

Born2Breed:
Nor mind the man. Your hustle is not your wife's.

Be forming wetin we nor know there,this is 9ja where fame fades quickly like fake Aba black shirt.

Go to your business appointments alone then attend gala nights or clubs or fêtes or whatever with your wife who is seeking recognition in a country she never bothered visiting all these while you guys were married.

You sabi. On top say him sha wan make the wife feel on top of the world. Ironically, she might fall for it; no be woman again.

solmusdesigns:
This one should mind his tailoring business and help his brother make more dry jokes.. Mike is an thelete and he has being hitting the gym even as he goes about his BBnaija business

More dry jokes wey dey sell?

You're confused o, honestly.

Him wife follow am enter the BBNaija house abi wetin this one dey talk sef

Commentor:
Starch and banga soup.

I like Igbo/Akwa Ibom/Calabar meals though, especially the soups.

I get best food so

Make the food set, make I belleful. Chikena. No time.