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Tbillz:
Crushing on the lady in the middle of your Dp.

so you just settle down dey check girls dp..
anyway the chick is healthy..

Achorise:
So there's nothing wrong with two boys and two ladies, exchanging partners or making love @ the same time in the same place, or two guys to a girl at the same time.or three guys to two girls, same time; same place.

dunno about that.. but there's nothing wrong with me handling three girls at the same time; same place

Achorise:
Gays
fornication
adultery
group sex
incest
Mouth Action
eating of cunt
masturbation
pre marital sex
They all end in the same place, non of them is lesser in gravity than the other.All are sin

how is group sex a sin kwanu?

Beans.. and Dodo..
Always and forever

passionate88:
the girl boobsie don do Wetin that apple wey inspire that Isaac Newton's law of gravity do.

tf? man
lmao

yungryce:
it stopped working after about 500mb. used anoda sim but couldnt just connect somtime around 3. anyone hv same issues?

my sim network just disappeared.. i could only use about 350mb

I have subscribed.
it's just to wait til midnight.

SageTravels:
I tried it. It's working perfect


Though I don't really trust airtel Ever since the scammed me with their BB unlimited plan 1,500 for 3 GB that I used for 5 days. I am not even using it for anything serious the whole GB just disappeared. I did not connect it with my laptop. I didn't download as I use to with GLO. GLO their 3GB will last till 30 days and expire in my hand. GLO still rock better

I swear.. I thought it was only me it happened to..
I could not believe my eyes that day

Hallack:
if sleep dey catch u i know say u no go talk am

why I go talk am?

five posts in a row..
maybe I should sleep

Yuneehk:
Ewoo so sorry! Do something quick about it please. Take care and good morning

I will
Take care and sleep well

Hallack:
Lol.. Guy talk truth maybe sleep don dey carry u go neverland u wan just form becos dis babe dey here BADDOSNEH!!

lol form wetin?

Hallack:
Lol..so person no fit make mistake again ba?

Hallack:
Do u amnesia? Ur talking to someone like as if u ursef dont even want to sleep

yes, I amnesia

Yuneehk:
I really don't know.. Probably 'cause I slept at noon

ah.. that's nice
mine is cos my roommate locked me out

Jesus..

Okay.. meanwhile I'm still awake

Yuneehk:
you're not alone hunie

why's a pretty girl like you still awake?

okay..

inyama..

Lemme just comment sha
I kukuma no fit sleep

StubbornGoat:
Me and my babe don dey over 2 years, she no gree me sex and that time I be correct virgin, I sure say my sperm go thick pass akamu sef. Serious Konji hold me so tey, my dick dey jerk unconsciously on its own, omo the Konji na die! One fateful day, as I dey watch film for house, our landlord's fat and ugly daughter wey me no like to dey see at all enter my room, talk say she wan watch film. Hian! I no just know the kind devil wey enter my mind but that day the babe kon be like say she fine pass Agbani Darego, Konji make me begin dey see the beauty in her.

We never watch film reach 3 minutes, I no know wetin happen, we don dey kiss, I just dey squeeze her breast like say I dey squeeze wet jeans. My mind no even go condoms side, wetin dey my mind na to yansh the babe.

Some minutes later, the romance kon dey intensify, we dey rub everything against each other, lips locked in hot kiss and groins rubbing hard against each other in intense pleasure. As I dey try lift the fat girl up make I give dey ma kollect directly from my waist, I no know how I just take slip go use my head knack electric iron wey dey floor. Omo I faint go... ... ..., I wake up some minutes later wet, wounded and unclad kon see say my room don full with concerned neighbours and our landlord. Na two stitches dey give me for head that day for my injury... ..all because of ponmo!

cracked my ribs here

Lol.. David be making me laugh since 1960..

Lmao.. I can see it but I won't talk it..

money121:



"Nfana Ibaga"

Echo Yeah
I'm coming out straight this time
I'm coming out with a little piece of my own kind of piece of mind
I'm doing it my way this time
Like I'm not gonna bore you with some flimsy kind of piece of rhymne
So pull a cushion, sit back relax and listen
To this introduction of me, myself and my mission
My vision is to let you all see
That there's more to this life than just faking up reality

I wake up in the morning and I stretch out my feet
Say a thank you prayer then I brush up my teeth
A little exercise then I grab something to eat
Put on a piece of clothing and then step out into the street
The into the studio just to hook up some beat
Later to the club to make the people feel the heat
Make an honest living and I'm proud about it
Making sure that all my mistakes I don't repeat
Like I mind my own business and I don't give a shit
I say whats on my mind I don't have time to edit
Got to thank the Lord that He's helped me find my feet
Oh praise the Lord he give me power to defeat
If you give me stoneness they got to give me meat
I try to find it and I try to forget it
Everybody know that me too lazy to quit
Everybody know that me physically fit
Everybody know that me humble and cool
But some poeple them take me for a fool

Nfana Ibaga
Never give another one yawawo
So the reason why I say nfana ibaga
Is that I got my conscience by my side
Got piece of mind inside
Nfana Ibaga
No matter what I do I'm going to make my dough
So the reason why I say nfana ibaga
Is who has this, no man can curse
No man can curse
No man can curse

Today is the first day of the rest of my life
I got to be strong, got to be ready for the strife
I know some people will say somethings that will cut like a knife
I know some people will say that I might never find a wife
But I'll do my thing my way oh my brother no be fight
Sometimes I might be wrong sometimes I might be right
But I'll keep my head straight
And I'll keep my game tight
'Cause what I can't see is the future where the pride
Got to have it all not just the vine
Got to have it all not by power not by might
But I can squeeze the cup by day and by night
And the Almighty Lord He never let me leave His sight
But upon on top of that I still will do my peope right
So I promise I go use my music to dey shine the light
I no go comform I say I know the sight
I go bear my mind I go bear am black and white
Just because I say I no finish school
Some people them they take me for a fool

Nfana Ibaga
Never give another one yawawo
So the reason why I say nfana ibaga
Is that I got my conscience by my side
Got piece of mind inside
Nfana Ibaga
No matter what I do I'm going to make my dough
so the reason why I say nfana ibaga
Is who has this, no man can curse
No man can curse

So I say welcome to my world
Welcome to my world
Me I get plenty things to talk about yeah
I say me I get plenty things to yawn about yeah
No man can curse

Nfana Ibaga
Never give another one yawawo
So the reason why I say nfana ibaga
Is that I got my conscience by my side
Got piece of mind inside
Nfana Ibaga
No matter what I do I'm going to make my dough
So the reason why I say nfana ibaga
Is who has this, no man can curse
no man can curse
no man can curse

Who God has placed no man can curse

oya clap for yourself..
come and collect your own honorary degree

.

funniest shi I've read all day..

Olugbenga28:
Bro, God gave u 100% and after eating ur own 90%, u now want to use God's 10%...my advice for u is either u leave the boy @ home or use ur 90% if not u will just pay d fee in vain if u use ur tithe cos God himself MAY frustrate the boy's in school cos its HIS share u are using n u will still pray to the same God to help ur brother pass his exams...so how will wen u are using his share...

God will frustrate the innocent boy in school?
If there is even God won't he punish you for what you just said.

hehe.. what will I not see? first of all op how much is the school fees? how much is the tithe?

I'm sure all these ones that started with 0.8 and graduated with 2.1 studied soil science in school. I know such is not possible in engineering or any other serious course.