Goodevnin All..
Please am a bit confused right now..
I have suceded in askin a Girl out on a relationship which she agreed..
But its bin 3dayz nw and i dont knw wen its the right time to make sexual advances to her..
In a nutshell wen is it right 4 me to bleep her...!
Tanx..

I dont want to see Bakayoko on dat line up on Tuesday...


Haba z Girod anoda Morata in Dizguized...

kimbraa:
Dangerous marriage if I must say. 7 days after meeting...I'm sure it's out of likely, not love but love grows with time. I hope it works out.

Bad beginin buh guud konclusion..
Buh if i may ask hw long have u been kept...?
7*7(7*7)....

AreaFada2:


Lol. Not so sir. It is not for regular prevention. If by chance you might have been exposed to it like drunk and had sex with a stranger, needle prick in a medical personnel, ra.pe and such scenarios. The quicker you start taking the medication the better. But still effective up to 72 hours post-exposure.

So no rawlings stuff sir. Very expensive unless provided by AIDS charities/govt. You must again take the full course after every other future possible exposure.

The same medication is used for Hep B treatment. And has been used for HIV treatment too!

Plz how mch 4 Hepatitis vaccine..?

I cannot come and Bakayoko(waste) my time tu watch diz Draw soup..
I wil rather Morata(miss) diz match nd chew gum...! :PI cannot come and Bakayoko(waste) my time tu watch diz Draw soup..
I wil rather Morata(miss) diz match nd chew gum...!

sonofspada:
If na the only thing they benefit from the government, let them have

After all we dey Zoo

Am nt suprized dat u r diz stupid..!
If diz is a Zoo waht Animal are u..?

Kellz193:

Oga focus on how you will win your match and stop looking for what to blame it on, nah because of captain wey dem give Pogba make your team never score... Be looking for excuses like your brothers in Aso Rock.

I dey Kraze tu support Parkchester united..!
I am juzt koncerned 4 the poor Buses..!

Y is Pogba wearing the United armban..? Hw did he merit it..? On waht ground..?

The fear of early kick-off z d beginin of winin.. Celtic don do am again..!

eshietIntrepid:
without these touts as you called them, the wouldn't have been anything like ministry of niger Delta. Because those we send to represent us and argued our case were easily bought over with money.

and waht haz the Touts offered to you..?
They are the once who are benefitin bkuz they picked up armz..
Nd the FG negoiated wit dem nd they left You awt..
They recieve their pay evry mnth..
Buh has any tyn realy changed..?
Unlez u v a broda datz a militant u kan hardly have a benefit 4rm dia proclaimed agitation wich only endz in their pocketz..
Thievez...!

Built2last:
Just asking.
If it was Sallah will he have cancelled it on the guise of insecurity. We know better oga governor.
Pray for the state indeed

Did u read diz at all..? Or u r tryin tu b relevant..

amolak:
I don't even know why all these festivals don't move me any more.

bekuz u r broke Physicaly, Mentally, Spritiually, nd Finacially...!
Sowi..

Doctors in the House..
Please i had sex wit a lady yestaday i was vry stupid to have met her wit a condom..
After sex..
I took Beecham antibioticz..

Please am i still at risk in contactin an STD..?
Is there any other drugs i can take to avoid it nw its till early..

U guyz have nt said anytyn yet.. Waht do i tell her..?

plz i invited a gurl to ma place..
Initialy she turned it down,
buh afta much presure she agreed tu kum 2day..
Buh she just called me diz mornin tellin she wants her younga sista to acompany her..!
Plz waht do i tell her kuz m nt komfortable wit dat arangment..

DrinkLimca:
well
Nigeria slay queens including those on naira land hiding under the shameless umbrella of feminism are easy targets..
They will gladly fork you for 500 naira..

Most naira land feminist and slay Queens are dumb, they were deflowered with the use of suya, indomie and egg..
most of their vagina smell like rotten fish..

They don't wash their hair for months, else the suicidal smell from their hair..

most don't bath properly and they put on single panties for like three months..

Slay Queens from other part of Africa are sophisticated and are not frustrated like the Nigeria and naira land feminist.

easy Bro..
U sound lyk you v been bangin nairaland gurlz vry cheap..

EsotericMonk:

@luizmendezgrant
I think what he needs may be more than a full blood count. An FBC is used to assay the blood for infective agents (bacterial, viral, allergens etc) and also to know the blood adequacy. Luiz hasn't told us as much as we need to know with regards his health so I'd advice he visits the hospital as you mentioned earlier and interract with a doctor.
He would also need to do microscopy for malaria parasite as he may be having treatment failure malaria.
We would also be interested in one or two other tests like blood culture for possible infections, urinalysis and widal for typhoid.
A full blood count costs 500naira in the lab of the hospital where I work , though its a government Hosp. Generally. It shouldn't cost more than 1k5 even in private labs, except you wanna also do a peripheral blood film

tanx..
Buh i v done HIV I nd II test nd z negative..
Plz i treated typhoid nd malaria 2dweekz ago..
So waht exaktly shuld i go 4..?

Loyalblak007:

What you need to do is a FBC (FULL BLOOD COUNT)

please dont be offended.. Am nt medically inclined.. What exactly is a FULL BLOOD COUNT..? Wil it detect waht d prblm is..? And how mch..?

Loyalblak007:

What you need to do is a FBC (FULL BLOOD COUNT)

please dont be offended.. Am nt medically inclined.. What exactly is a FULL BLOOD COUNT..? Wil it detect waht d prblm is..? And how mch..?

Loyalblak007:

What you need to do is a FBC (FULL BLOOD COUNT)

please dont be offended.. Am nt medically inclined.. What exactly is a FULL BLOOD COUNT..? Wil it detect waht d prblm is..? And how mch..?

Loyalblak007:

What you need to do is a FBC (FULL BLOOD COUNT)

please dont be offended.. Am nt medically inclined.. What exactly is a FULL BLOOD COUNT..? Wil it detect waht d prblm is..? And how mch..?

Please house Goodmornin, where can i run a general body test..? I treated Malaria 2wikz ago nd nw m gettin the signs again.. Please how much do i need to run a general body test..

Confused people.. So nw itz no longa a pastor in Ogun itz nw a Kogi poly student..

E don happen.. Just lyk chelsea own.. Leave early kick-off wich kain wahala b diz... Back to reprint...

Did any serving call-member get selected..? If yes.. Please how did it happen..? If no.. Why did npower make provision for those still in nysc service.. Most of us whu applied but are stil serving did get shortlisted.. Why..?

Diz z really Dizheartn.. D world z truly kumin to an end..

CampuChan:
I really feel for Tinubu at this difficult time. Our thoughts are with him and his family. So sad.

Are you a Nigerian..?
Hw kan u feel sowi 4 any politician..?

CampuChan:
I really feel for Tinubu at this difficult time. Our thoughts are with him and his family. So sad.

Are you a Nigerian..?
Hw kan u feel sowi 4 any politician..?

Y is OGUN state not on dat list...? Or Do they nid frownin Crocodile.. OGUN state shuld be treated ASAP.. Y is OGUN state not on dat list...? Or Do they nid frownin Crocodile.. OGUN state shuld be treated ASAP..

I dont even knw y out of 170 countries of the world am a Nigerian...

Anything 4rm diz Klown is useless..! Abi He was fighting 4 d liberation of the Niger delta.. Another useless condemn criminal..

Anything 4rm diz Klown is useless..! Abi He was fighting 4 d liberation of the Niger delta.. Another useless condemn criminal..