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*looks at calendar* wow....it really is 2012. Why pray tell, are we hammering on the same modicum for decades? I've learnt that a good number of men can be unfaithful to their significant other...does that mean all men are unfaithful? I've had the experience of meeting money hungry igbo people, does that make all igbo people money hungry? I've met promiscuous Yoruba girls, English hindered Hausa fellas, Christian hating Muslims, holier than thou Christians, rascist foreigners, e.t.c.......the list goes on. Weird, unimaginable, stranger than fiction characters, I have had the distinct weird pleasure of knowing them. those that make all in their various categories the same? Stereotyping is a bane in this country and we better learn how to let go of it. You claim not to see faithful men about? have you ever thought of what faithful men are looking for? A lot of girls I know have been always attracted to the dysfunctional, broken kind of guys and put that 'nice' guy in the friend zone. Then when you'll having relationship problems,he becomes marriage counsellor, advocate and judge . He may be the faithful one. Enough with the 'Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus ' mentality.........you want a faithful one? be simple but specific. stop looking for An Adonis with a pornstars package and the Midas touch........it MIGHT backfire. Once you get a man as well.....please be like the book says: Act like a lady, think like a man. I recommend that as well as "Why Men love bitches" to every girl here and beyond to make your self the only woman your man will ever want. If after that, he becomes a perpetual cheat......then he's a rabid dog......and well all know what happens to such. I could go on and on but Amebor will Sue me for not putting this in next weeks posting. Oh well........final word will be: Let the scales fall from your eyes and then you'll see that gem in the rough...........Heb Cwyr.

Love at first sight is a myth. Scratch that.....its more of a fable; tale of imaginative proportions. Love is a journey. Its more of an adventure. You can't claim to have travelled to the USA after watching a Hollywood flick( although this is a very common practice from way back)....you can only feel that experience after touching down O'Hara or JFK airport and seen the sights. Infatuation, lust, attraction, 'konji stimulation ' ......these are what are experienced at first sight. the lingering thoughts you have after the encounter are just hormones ;serotonin amf endorphine going into overdrive.(I'm a Med student......Sue me.....lol) . When you begin to not just accept their faults but live for those moments that might be sheer torture to others conveniently, Then you can not only love him/her, but you can easily say the words....."I'm in love". (usually for the players, this is swiftly followed by "oh crap!!!! "

Ngutor: From all said so far I think no network can claim to be the best, it all depends on where you find yourself and your device. For me am using the Airtel 1400 BB subscription on my android and its working fine for me, goood speed and downloads, though am told I have a data cap of 1gig. In fact that's what am using to post right now, using my phone as a hotspot to connect to my laptop. Learnt this on this beautiful forum NAIRALAND

hi there, is your android rooted? if not, how did you use the bis on the hotspot functionality? I wanna use mine for etisalat.

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lol...thanks for the heads up. (Y).

Loved the movie. However, being a comic nerd, I was kinda shocked that the comic which goes by the same name "X-Men: First Class", is a far cry from what the movie portrayed.

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SimonAndal: [Dean falls on top of Sam as they sneak through a half open window]
Dean Winchester: Oh, sorry!
Sam Winchester: OK, be quiet.
Dean Winchester: Me be quiet? You be quiet!
, Supernatural

Sam Winchester: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.
Dean Winchester: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass!
Sam Winchester: Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?
, Supernatural

Dean Winchester: I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.
, Supernatural

Dean Winchester: Damn cops.
Sam Winchester: They were just doing their job.
Dean Winchester: No, they were doing our job, only they don't know it so they suck at it.
, Supernatural

Ruby: I'm the girl who just saved your ass.
, Supernatural

Dean Winchester: Truth is, I'm tired, Sam. And, I don't know, it's like there's a light at the end of the tunnel.
Sam Winchester: It's Hellfire, Dean.
Dean Winchester: Yeah, well, whatever. You're alive, I feel good for the first time in a long time. I got a year to live, Sam. I'd like to make the most of it, so what do you say we kill some evil sons of bitches and we raise a little Hell, huh?
Sam Winchester: You're unbelievable.
Dean Winchester: Very true.
, Supernatural

Sam Winchester: How could you make that deal?
Dean Winchester: Because I couldn't live with you dead.
, Supernatural

Bellatrix Lestrange: Well, well, well, look what we have here. It's Harry Potter. He's all bright, and shiny, and new again, just in time for the Dark Lord.
, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Rufus Scrimgeour: I won't pretend to be your friend, Mr. Potter. But I'm not your enemy.
Harry Potter: Forgive me minister, but it's a little hard to tell the difference now-a-days.
, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody: If you sneeze, the Ministry will know who wipes your nose,
, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Bellatrix Lestrange: You stupid elf! You could have killed me!
Dobby the House Elf: Dobby never meant to kill! Dobby only meant to maim, or seriously injure!
, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

dude!!! chop knuckle right there! those are some of my favorite quotes from supernatural. Remember this one? Dean: Sammy, marry that girl.

your majesty, the guests are waiting. LET THEM WAIT!! I'm talking to my son.- James Earl as King Jeffery of Zamunda in Coming to America.

mr.drizzy:
..omo ur wrong oh,how bout the twilight saga breaking part 2..it is d most anticipated film now,would be relaesed november

as breaking dawn one of the anticipated flicks of this year? granted, its a good movie, with vampires, loup garou and romance. but still why all the "omg, I might just die.....ahhhhh" hype about the movie? compared to the novel, it was pretty messed up

try battlestar galactica, sanctuary, star gate and Grimm.

hmmm.....its hard to say.

Jack Bauer is a sworn, die hard patriot. he will kill anyone, no questions asked, for the sake of national security.

Jason Bourne is ruthless because he is looking for himself. forget the movies, when you read the 5 ludlum books on Bourne, you will see that jason will cut down anypne preventing him from discovering who he is.

James Bond might actually take the crown because this dude will kill anyone woyh a smile and a vodka martini in hand. although my personal opinion is that Daniel Craig makes a very useless James bond.

that being said........my money goes to..............Jason Bourne. self survival is the greatest adrenaline push for any assassin and he's got it in excess.

what about seasonal hunting and handicapped sports?

its like in every star trek series, there has to he an emotionless person. at least in the beginning. Star trek original was none other than the logical Spock. new generations was Lieutenant Data and Deep Space 9 was security chief Odo. Spock os my favorite character all round!!

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BIGER BOY: But Isn't Latvia was one of these former soviet blocs? I would have prefer western Europe

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