Especially that NIMASA DG. Thank GOD nemesis is catching up with him

amakaobiemeka:
So 2day is pmb bday and its going as if nothing is happening, if na gej time, we would get reasons as to why the bday would generate jobs and help nigeria foreign policy. David mark would have exchanged his usual 24gold carat wrist watch to him, why akpobonei of nimasa and other government parasatal would be sharing gold i phone and cars as bday sovenirs, the whole government agencies would be on competition to outdo each other, while the newspapers would be on lockdown with page by page felicitations that run into billions, and u would wonder why that money cant be channeled to a bleeding nation, septraco and julius berger would be battling to be cake contractor that zahra is taking with kid gloves, we would finally see a convention of aneni,dokpesi,madueke,dansuki,george,obanikoro smiling with their bird of same feather celebrant

SHE IS AFFECTED BY MAKE-UP, LIGHT AND PHOTO EDITING

cos u need to so u wont fall inside sock-away

initialize:



Repackaged?


Why should i

i dont know ooo
how many leakages had u repacked??

initialize:






You're funny.


Be sincere; who really did the 'servicing and clean up'?


You know how leaky holes can get if the nozzle of the drill goes beyond its elastic limit. You know right?

thanks

dmola:




nice pp

AM SURE U DIDNT PAY HER OF SERVCING AND CLEAN UP OF UR DICK #woked boy

initialize:
What's with Ladies and 50k?


Is their love now auctioned for #50,000?


Same amount one asked me last week after spending the previous weekend at my place...

haaaaaaaaa i cant laugh ooo cos my teeth are broken by my EX BF

ok i don hear you

lol no am not

JESUSBOIY:
actually i don't have low sperm count..am very healthy....., btw r u a muslim? Huh?... :-/

my bae plus baes

lol

tuminix:
Lurlah Don give me codes o....

@adelolajames

4X4:


I LIKE U WHAT'S UR FACEBOOK OR TWITTER CONTACT. ?? ,

seriously i dey surprise at the rate wey this set of people dey take hustle for food pass for wedding or any other ceremony

Burntcoal:
e no fit hapn 4 naija, na since thursday we don dey feed our guest. so aw fud no go dey on wedin day. wetyn dem go say hapn 2 pastor,usher and choir cooler 4 d church service. even d sturborn ones go wait til monday.

team owanbe

let her refund the money and order for food or she starts to make the food at the reception #food is ready canteen sharply
while the guess have their drinks and nice time with couple dance before they change their mind about spraying me money

HBD LLNP

This two bizarre people

15 Things You Should Know Before You Date A Girl With Small B00bs.

1. Please be a b*tt guy. Our b00bs are ace and we know it, but telling us you’re a boob guy may not exactly be the biggest turn-on. 

2. Our br@ size will be a MYSTERY to you. One date our push-up will make us look like Pammy, the next we’ll be br@ free in a slinky little cami. We’re boob-magicians. 

3. Yes, our b00bs will look bigger sometimes. And yes, it’s great. But it’s probably down to hormones and stuff, so don’t get too rough and ready with them, they’re sensitive.

 4. Don’t ever, ever let your hands wander aimlessly around our chest as if you’re, well, ‘searching’ for them. By all means cup them at your leisure but always know where you’re shooting for. Imagine us putting our hands down your pants then taking a good ten seconds before we find your jackpot. It would feel like a sh*t eternity right? Yeah that. 

5. Our underwear will be super $exy. With small b00bs comes the greatest choice of $exy underwear you could imagine. Please do compliment it before you rip it off. Cheers. 

6. Feel free to casually drop into conversation how much you love our b00bs. Every gal has their hang-ups some days, so it’s always good to know you think are b00bs our gorge just as they are. Especially if we’ve just been served by a waitress with HUGE basoomas. #BoobEnvy 

7. But we love them really. We might moan about them from time to time, but having small b00bs with no back ache, cute bralets and minimal sagging kinda rocks.

 8. So NEVER ask if we’ve thought about getting a boob job. Ever. Unless you want to be sleeping on the sofa for the near future. 

9. Never try and buy us underwear. Unless it’s a cute little lacy crop top or some knickers you’ve checked against the ones in our drawer – AVOID. We may be a 32C, but we can guarantee we’re a 30D and a 34B in another brand/cut/material. 

10. Our b00bs need attention too, ya know. Just because our b00bs are smaller, doesn’t mean we don’t want them to be groped and gazed at as much as the next woman. 

11. Weekends are not built for bras. When you’ve got small b00bs, bras are for fun and frolics more than support, so don’t expect to see one between the hours of 6pm Friday and 8am Monday. Unless, you know, we have dinner with your parents or something.

 12. Chicken fillets are a thing. No, they’re not real chicken fillets and no, you don’t need to make jokes about them. Just let us cast them aside and let’s never speak of them again. 

13. Don’t worry if we don’t have room for your phone in our handbag. Bras function as a superb storage solution. Your iPad and sungla$$es may be a push though, soz. 

14. Motor-boating and tit w@nks aren’t really a thing for us. I mean, we’ll try… but you’ll just have to rely on our more ‘hands on’ talents. Which, trust us, we’ll have down to a fine art. 

15. Plus, more than a handful really is a waste. #JustSaying. 

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JESUSBOIY:
tho u luk dirty, i wudn't mind if u suck 1 of my sex packs 4me...

I hate itwhen I reply low sperm count giraffes like you

well done fool from the other side of the world

not bad thou

lol the begining of foolishness in a guy

na wa oooo RIP TO HER the herbalist daughter



repent cos the kingdom of GOD is at hand

COS ORUN TI PO JU

Penssuwa:
I know her for her cute eyes. I wonder why she's puting on glasses

where are all this nollywood GOD fathers this is the time your existence is needed ooo

I cast and bind u IJN

ssoftappless:
lol well that is what i will do. "as 4 u i will find and rape u

All of her both dead or living body

ssoftappless:
u mean her puuusy?

Irritating

End time thread and OP as their manager

Hnnnn ok ooo
Please you can eat her afterwards

ssoftappless:
LOL u know i wnt na, its only halfrica dat i want to cut into two

I can't oo cos I don't want you to find and kill me ooo

ssoftappless:
calm down

Girls are available to satisfy you we don't need those fake ass dulling men

Ok I don hear I will answer him now