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MrsPhyno:
Not a bad question op . In a whole day, I feel bad if nobody says hi to me, irrespective of gender tho. I would feel lonely.

and if dey say hi u began 2 form......una wahala 2 much

doveda:
Don't comment on something you know nothing about
You need to apologise

#mouth sealed

MzPecs:
You see why I said you're boring..
Baba i'm not up to 17 sef..

go sidon

vizkiz:
[b] Just like every other day I travel, I like travelling with my pals or "le boo" (that was when I had one though )


I guess that's a story for another thread...

I was sitting in a bus filled with other travellers of different destination waiting for the driver to come and pilot the bus. My friend (charles) started a conversation with me about the girl he got laid about two days ago and how cute she was and all that. Consciously or unconsciously, I shouted at the top of my voice "videos or I don't believe it" , then here was this beautiful lady who turned around and gave me a strange look which made me suspicious.

I however gave her a questionable gaze and after a few seconds, she broke the silence with the word "you would always know a nairalander anywhere you see them" *she nodded her head*

I smile to God for at least granting my prayer and giving me an incredible opportunity to catch a new fish. Even though what she said was no that funny, I broke into a loud laughter and inquired what made her rush to conclude that I was a nairalander and she said one could deduce that from that popular nairaland memory verse


We started chatting and gossiping about stuffs happening on nairaland and how Ishilove and Farano used to send us to jail(ban) when we violate nairaland rules.


After few minutes of inquisitive conversation, she suddenly asked the mouth sealing question I was anticipating. "what is your nairaland moniker?" lol, I felt like lying but I wasn't in the mood to lie, what if she knew me already

I wanted to say professor "Tosyne2much" but I remembered that guy is already known all over nairaland for his top 10 everything and his picture doesn't bear facial resemblance with me. What if I lied that I was Tosyne2much and she launched to his account and found out that he's more taller than I am ?


On a second thought, I wanted to mention "Kingtom " but then I remembered that his reputation on nairaland is that he's a chronic doctor who goes about quoting ladies on every thread. One mine said, don't mention Kingtom


My mind was telling me to mention Naijaboiy but what if she has been crushing on the guy and he hasn't replied her mail?



Then I told the courage and told her my moniker was "vizkiz", immediately I mentioned my moniker, she just hissed and lost interest in me



Chai, shey I neva furck up like this ?... I asked her why she hissed then she replied with "abeg free me, you once insulted me online" then she snubbed for the rest of the journey


I didn't even get her moniker or number. Na that one pain me pass

Please baby anywhere you are on nairaland, I want you to forgive me for insulting you. I am now a changed man. If you don't reply me on this thread, I will keep checking all monikers Till I see your face. [/b]

fake!

u fall in luv too quickly nd ur 2 emotional

nairalander ladies, wat re u really here for?...de romance forum......cos some of u pretend so so much.....

Greekgoddess:
So just cos am joking wit him means am d kind of girl dat put men in trouble


I guess u did not see my lol smiley

jst kidin ok...

Greekgoddess:
R u not a man?


Can't u fight?


Man up nd show d conductor d stuff u r made of

ur type leads men into trouble.....if trouble start nw u go run....

donbenedict:
dats not how to derail a thread

wicked!

Estharfabian:
Not All ladies... I hate cars...I get Car-Sickness....



So, It's either A private jet or nothing...

continue

MrsPhyno:
The fact that some men can, and do, has always interested me. And made me know that they're just too foolish

wat r u sayin

Durentt:
guy na tattoo dey ur hand so?

na waooo...na so u look de pix reach?

funshy87:
U are such a funny geh, u asked for pics and i sent it now u are saying something else. Oya take my ugly pics.

*yawning*

delectablegyal:
Leave them alone and do your own.

guy relax

Zceesneh:
Any objections? light skin ladies should only comment this guy is very funny just check his profile

mtcheeeew .... U no get wrk.....#so many childish thread

rhed:
hi guys! too many questions keep taunting me! i don't know what to do! i had a bf and we were for 5 years. but the nightmare started coming to us. he got married to another woman after he left the country for work and i was left alone. at the beginning i thought it ws ok for me but a month later, i felt the emptiness and worst i went to his wedding far from the church just to see him how was he! i know its like i ws stabbing my own heart but i wanna see him that day! i was angry, pitying myself, blamed myself for what happened to our relationship! til i told to myself, i will find someone who is better than him. but unfortunately, i entertained suitors and let my heart open for another relationship but i found myself kept them hoping and suddenly turning them down. i hate myself ! i feel like i ws takin my revenge in other persona, i know this is wrong so i stop accepting suitors. i got myself busy in work and 18 years have been past,i didnt get married within such long years! I miss him but he is happily married and family man now The ironic is he recently added me to his Facebook! For What?! I don't wanna be a home-wrecker!
I really wanted to talk to him but i guessed he doesn't want to talk about it! I did some crazy things and i know i should not to do such as:
1) I greet him during his birthday..
2) I used to look on his profile to know how is he..
3) I always wanted to talk about him..
4) I always find the way to know if he is coming home for visit in our country..
I should stop myself to do such crazy things and move on for God sake but i cant! AM I SICK or CRAZY?! Should i let him know what is going on with me? Should i tell him that i still care for him and missing him?
I think talking to him and knowing his answer would satisfy and would stop my craziness and can be moved on from this curse! If he tells me directly to me that he doesn't love me anymore and he is happy in his life now.. then i will be relieved! if he tells me that he still loves me.. i would tell him to stop loving me anymore.. then i will be relieved! WEIRD but i guess this will help me a lot. I am having this burden for 18 years for God's sake! I envied people who are easily movin on so fast! I even jailed myself for this non-sense feelings! BUT WHAT WILL I DO?~
Anyone can light me up? Am i worse than lunatic prson? Can i go out from this feelings? The hurts still deep inside me!

18 years?......sori hw old re u nw

iceberylin:
Cut off your Hand...

must u comment?

AmiLaHoit:
because u are 'babyish '

ok kid.

AmiLaHoit:
My dear not that but my colleagues always ask after my friends when they presume will be homely like me (I am not boasting though), but I end up disappointing them and myself...
I am married sha

so why is ur nick childish?

esosa993:
note I am not trying to slight anygal, neither am I trying to make any guy like me,infact I don't want attention

girls pls am saying this because I myself am a girl ,pls stop spoiling the good names of other girls because of your gold digging nature, stop receiving stupid advise from your friend by trying to maga one poor guy, in fact it better to warn off a guy you don't like to stop disturbing you,than to keep begging a guy to take you put for lunch, this is embarrassing and annoying, where is our generation even learning all this from is it from the Bollywood films we watch or the upbringing, am tired, u don't have to beg for a guy to take u out ..... I don't even know where else to broadcast this lamentation, girls pls am sorry if this us harsh but I just needed to let out my fustration

u dey vex ooo.....
NB: all ladies aint d same

Youngpo413:
it do blush when spanked during doggggy...

i no dey ooooo

[quote author=MrCork post=40963997]...so u stop babe on the street askin them for moiney & then u ask us if its ok to stop babe on the street??...is that an homebase Nigeria Swaaager? (no oofeinse) >:]

Zceesneh:
are u light skin?

i tire ooo

Mustiboy:
i'm a very shy guy and i think its high time i stop receiving insults from my friends. All kinda mockings my friends tend to create whenever we're together is always allocated to me all just because i can't conversate with a girl.
Sincerelyi, i'm 19+ and ever since i was born, i've never had any girlfriend. i coulda had one back in 2013 when a girl in my hood was interested in me. She exhibited all the signals she could but i couldn't comprehend any of em.
Now, my friends has decided dat if i ain't gonna be coming along with my own girlfriend with them to the beach on xmas day, i'd stay @ home jeje.
Now, there are a lot of beautiful girls in my hood and i'd be able to find interest in some of em but the problem is i can't imagine myself walking up 2 a girl and telling her "i ... This, i... That" i'm an hyperhydrosis victim n i think i'd just become watery in front of her.
Now, dear lovely nairalanders, what can i do to make talking to a girl easy. Doing this festive period i think its essential i get a bae to share with, thanks in advance.

so wen re u writing ur next paper?

zaragal:
turn ons..... bornagain, yoruba,educated, intelligent, dark, godfearing, religious preferably rrcg member, vision filled, goal getter, talented

Turn offs...... igbo, fair, unbeliever, drinks, club, smoke, lies, cheat, sex addicts

Teenager

quiinnBee:
lame

u?

listenin to falz *soft work*

quiinnBee:
you dont wana know where i met him

let me guess...mmmm... toilet

naughtynaughty:
Jesu! So it was u. Dis mumu boy left me wit my frnd and ran away. We ordered for fuds worth lyk 3k plus snacks. God punish u nd ur generations. Tnkgod my frnd lives close 2dt place o we went to collct d money frm him. Eleriibu

gerrrarra hia

MzPecs:
Okay buh what's the essence of this now?

d essence is 4 u 2 learn......na so una dey do

dnt knw wer dis con3 is headin to...petrol in my area sells as much as 200 per. Litre coupled wit bad electricity....hw much in ur area?

succyreal:
it all started some years back when I was in the university, I have slept with over 30 Rev. sisters. I am becoming guilty of such act. just today after coming back from church for new month declaration, a Rev. sister came in and we had it. I think this is getting out of hand.
The most funny thing is that after sleeping with one, she must inform others and I end up in banging scores.

pls what should I do?

slept wit over 30 rev. Sisters?...hw did u do it...impossible.....u cnt even sleep wit one talkless of 30