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sexymoma:
e fit give you two years ooo

dnt give a damn baby

Nathe11:
I smell BANSSS!!!!

sooo?

PushMusic:
I know Seun is

olowo?

choi...see traffic, thousands online..registered nd visitors...de funny aspect is dat dis ''Lalasticlala'' doesn't even make comments.... show ur face dude...

sexymoma:
eyah!! my dear lalasticlala is one of the super mod we have here on nairaland, av you heard of myndfortyfour or na myndfourfour "mynd44" [s]Na dis guy dey ban person ooo so you should be careful [/s]....
The guy man just blow all of a sudden ni ooo.. he started by making front page with his topics and then he became a super mod....when ever you want your topic to hit fp just type "lalasticlala come and see ooo"

make him ban na...dem dey share moni here?...abegi

Jadekitana:
I have gone through some sections as a new comer and I keep seeing statements like:

1)lalasticlala come and see something

2)lalasticlala have you seen this?

3)Someone should invite lalasticlala to see this

4)lalasticlala do the needful

5)lalasticlala close this thread,he stole my update.

6) cc lalasticlala

7)lalasticlala goodmorning etc

But I have never seen a reply from the said person, is he the owner of the forum? Or people just like looking for his trouble or attention? No insults please, i'm just asking

i wonder too ooo...nd dis so called ''lalasticlala'' doesn't even comment

Diddyydiva:
a broke faithful guy



I hate cheaters

tell me smth?

jonaifame22:
Dupe is a very quiet gal and she doesn't talk mch,when I initially met her I thought she won't amount to mch In the bedroom,but she proved me wrong,
Unlike my real bae,dupe is a stallion in the bedroom,although she has a very sweet pvssy, the first time I lashed my gal for four rounds,she avoided me altogether for two weeks plus and I call am taya she no gree pick when I free her for some days come call am back na that time she come pick,
I want to really conquer this dupe gal, I don't know the source of her strength, and I've been avoiding her since the last time she came around and we went four rounds that requires serious speed in the way I'm thrusting her wth my diick and also are frequent shouts of deeper,deeper wth one leg raised up, and after the fourth round when I stood up frm the bed it was like I was seeing white background althrough after some seconds I started seeing properly
Chai I located my boxers and lied to her that I have home service job to do and I have to leave that was when she now stood up and came to sit on my lap and we kissed,I managed to kiss her dryly cos she has really worked on me,then we had our bath together, she was try'na hold my dicck in the bathroom,I knew where she's headed for sharply, I took my towel and left wth scope after that dat I suffered terrible spinal cord and waist pain I cld not barb wth flexiblilty!
I love her very very very much and she's coming tonite and sleeping over, I need to show her that I'm crazy myself and I must win 2nite's match plsssss any tips will do on how I can have stamina to last up to 9 rounds cos I know she has the ability for that!

Aids is real

Selena06:
It is horrifying at times to state the length guys in relationships go to make their girlfriends do some things because they are dating.


There are relationships (not married) where the guy expects the lady to visit him every weekend, wash his clothes, cook for him and store in the refrigerator, clean the house and entertain his friends that may visit during her stay.


Sure, it is good helping your guy out but whereby he makes them compulsory and queries you when you fail to do them is not so cool although as they would say, different strokes for different folks.


NLanders, what's your take on this, is it right?
Meanwhile, I am new here. Show me some love

u aint makin ur own money, if not u would hv gotten de guts 2 speak out

MrCork:
..have you been to London? (No)...you ever been out side nigeria or africa (no).....so you loooklike a londoner? (No).....then you are HOMEBASE!! ((No ofeense)

nice poem

MrCork:
..do you homebase people celebrate Valentine day or is it illegal?...please advise!

home base?...wetin u be?

Chommieblaq:
I had a bad day today......


Buh this your comment made me laugh for the first time today. Tanx

eyaa did he break ur heart?

Estharfabian:
Well, except You suck at it?


then, we're doing yah a favor!

u hv neva enjoyed it b4?...even 4 once

Diddyydiva:
such ladies are myopic


Relationship shouldn't be give and take let alone a favour

i tire oo...

chocolateme:
I dey type your biography.. You don't know that guys like OP can be tantalizing your own personal bae who happens to be her ex. All I mean is that he should not be proud of his actions with the senseless girl.

*yawning

y is dis so...just wondering...mean while dey do enjoy it most sumtyms....ladies ova 2 u,, why?

Asapcymg:
do you forgot that you are a lady

she is a guy...re u jst noticing?

cruzita:
I choose VARIETIES

dis guy u nor dey rest?

Maxi112:
keep on deceiving ur self thinking we don't no know who is behind this monika

wicked

octopusfreaky:
lol,,see as u catch me red handed my leggedex benz

hahaha...u no serious

octopusfreaky:
I wont even agree to take a bike,he has to drive me in his car to the nearest bus stop.

and ur bicycle 2 ur hus

despite de blows, upper cuts and de rest dey still stay saying...''i still luv him''...even wen ur caught cheatinin dey 4gives...u can even dictate hw she live her own life, pple she associates wit nd de rest....i must say ladies re so so crazy wen dey fall in lov...dem go even wear jealousy lyk pant...

BumBae:
So because one girl reveal this crap means we all do this ish lol too funny
Take one girl judge the whole female race hehehehe

ur doin it madam...

der is dis lady i had sex wit last month, she is in her late 40's but single....i visited her, one tin led 2 anoda we had it....am feeling guilty since den....share urz

Steffy2015:
lmao babe u are crazy

she is a guy

pls any latest vacancy?...

Oahray:
Bro, you are even more childish than the girl you are attacking. If you don't like the way a person chats, let her be and mind you business if you have one. If you don't, sell all you have and buy one.

You don't have the right to go captain 'condescendo' on anyone cos she has a different chatting style from you.

super story

AccessME:
common shut up dia!!hell for having sexual intercourse? God himself created it for we all to enjoy whatever way we want not excluding yourself..u betta wake up and start enjoying ur urself because life is too short to be preaching all the time

Aids is real