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Romance / Re: Guys, What Type Of woman Do You wish for and the type you intensely dislike? by luvtoyota(m): 5:18pm On May 08
Sweetplum:

What kind of man are you?
If you are good you deserve goodness. If you are bad, you deserve every sour orange on this planet. No be curse. It's a life of give n take.

But a few good men still get bad whores and slut and witches as wife
Religion / Covenant by luvtoyota(m): 5:06pm On May 05
Covenant day of vengeance

Covenant day of success

Covenant day of breakthrough

Covenant day of banquet

Convenant day of fruitfulness

Covenant day of do me I do you.

Covenant day of salt and Maggi

Covenant day of miracle money

Covenant day of onions and pepper.

Fatal Error That Requires Eternal Apology �

Jesus never preached any of this, neither did the Apostles.

This are empty man made vain endless and merry go round fruitless activities.

The only Authentic confirmed covenant is the new covenant which is made in his blood.

That covenant speaks better things.....

Any other covenant from your papa is just scam.

Know this truth and Rest!!

It is truth o clock......
Politics / Re: Calling Buhari Major General Is Abuse Of Press Freedom - Lai Mohammed by luvtoyota(m): 1:22pm On Apr 13
So what? Should he be addressed as Super General or Field Marshall ?..
Autos / Re: Toks Standard Reg 2010 Mercedes Benz E350 Full Loaded With Panoramic Roof First by luvtoyota(m): 4:35pm On Feb 14
3M
Romance / Re: Man Who Got Crippled After Beating By His Senior In School Set To Wed (photos) by luvtoyota(m): 6:02pm On Nov 10, 2021
Ikem11:
The wife dey smoke igbo? Why her mouth black like that?

Anyway, congratulations o! Happy married life.

How you know say her lips dey Blacq?
Education / Re: Pelumi Adewole: KWASU Lecturer Arrested For Arranging Exam In His Bedroom by luvtoyota(m): 5:55pm On Nov 10, 2021
The Feature is non Binary
Autos / Re: CLEAN 2015 SIENNA XLE FULLEST OPTION 9M LAST!!! by luvtoyota(m): 1:48pm On May 13, 2021
How is your last price ? What is the Mileage ?
Autos / Re: Pristine Foreign Used 2013 Mercedes Benz ML For Sale by luvtoyota(m): 6:36pm On Sep 09, 2020
[quote author=AdemolaA2 post=93728016]Year : 2013
Condition: perfect And nothing to fix .
Transmission : Auto And 6 Cylinder.
Fuel : Petrol
Air conditioner : cold as ice
Option :full
Port of entry : Tin can island , Lagos .
Upholstery : cream on white

Price : 10.7M ( negotiable )
Location : Lagos

Tel: 09064404524
08153997510

WhatsApp : 08153997510
[/]
MILEAGE?
Autos / Re: Pristine Foreign Used 2013 Mercedes Benz ML For Sale by luvtoyota(m): 6:35pm On Sep 09, 2020
8.2M
Autos / Re: Sweet Car Deals Coming Your Way by luvtoyota(m): 9:03pm On Aug 30, 2020
AsapKen:
ANOTHER MEGA DEAL
Brand : BENZ
Model : ML350
Price : 7,750,000
Year : 2013
Transmission: Automatic
Mileage : 70,250
Condition: Nigerian Used ( Landed Nigeria April 2020 ) , Registered for 2 months ,Buy and Drive (, Bluetooth ,Automatic Booth , V6 ,Alloy , Low mileage , Rare LED Headlamp , Leather , keyless and More
Contact : 08143516977@ Lagos, Nigeria


If you missed the last ml350 I posted, don't miss this particular one.

Available ?
Autos / Re: Sweet Car Deals Coming Your Way by luvtoyota(m): 10:43pm On Aug 24, 2020
AsapKen:
2012 ML350 Foreign available for 8m call 08143516977@ Abuja, Nigeria

Still available?
Autos / Re: Sweet Car Deals Coming Your Way by luvtoyota(m): 10:40pm On Aug 24, 2020
AsapKen:
Brand: Mercedes Benz
Model: ML350
PRICE: 7,999,999
Year: 2012
Transmission: Automatic
Condition : Neatly used (Buy and drive, Leather interior, Alloy wheels, cool sound)
08143516977 @ Lagos, Nigeria

Still available ?
Autos / Re: Affordable Mercedes Benz Ml350 Toks 2010. For 5m Dm Me Now @07083676583. by luvtoyota(m): 10:19pm On Aug 24, 2020
larrixauto2017:
1. So Clean And perfect Ml350 Toks 2010 On Urgent sales.. Sweet And Perfect interior.. 100% perfect.. With no stress and no worries perfect and Sharp Body.. 100% nothing too fix it a Buy and drive.. Suv.


2... Engine..100%.



Gear..100%



Body..100%.



Interior..100%.



Ac..100%.


All Gadget Are Perfect And Sharp No issue No Worries.. 100% perfect with no stress.. No worries.. Buy and drive.. Dm me now let deal @07083676583.. Call Or Whatsapp Now

Price..5m



3M
Location.. Lagos.
Autos / Foreign Used Clean Title 2014 Ml 350 , Panoramic Roof Needed Urgently. Location by luvtoyota(m): 11:31pm On Aug 19, 2020
Need something like this . Mileage under 80k miles

Religion / Re: Why Once Saved Always Saved Is Not A License To Sin by luvtoyota(m): 11:09am On Nov 17, 2019
alBHAGDADI:
This is a lengthy post, but the key to you making heaven easily lies in it. Ignore the news about Tonto Dikeh, Davido and Mompha for now. Read this because it is truly Good News.

****

Many people who reject the Once Saved Always Saved doctrine do so because they believe it is a license to sin. When they are told that a saved person has eternal security and would go to heaven no matter what, they think this gives the person the right to live life however he wants.

If you check those who usually preach Once Saved Always Saved doctrine, they are the ones who usually uphold the laws of God. They preach holiness and fear of God. They believe they are not perfect and can't make heaven on their own, so they trust fully in Jesus Christ who is the way to heaven.

But those who believe they can lose their salvation are usually the ones wallowing in horrible sins. They wallow so much in sins because they are not saved, which is why they don't fear God enough to obey his commandments.

Look, we are all sinners and...



The major reason why people reject the Good News of salvation is because they are proud. They believe they can earn their way into a heaven they don't even know the way to. They are trusting in their ability to avoid sin. They even believe they are without sin. But what does the Bible say?



They prefer to think they are perfect and can live life without sin. Why then did Jesus die if humans could make heaven by not sinning? They are puffed up on their self-righteousness and all their good works that it actually consumes them and prevents them from accepting salvation which is a free gift.

Salvation is a free gift from God which we do nothing to earn. No one ever works for a gift otherwise it would no longer be called a gift. But pride has made them reject the awesome gift of eternal security.

If you give a rich man a car as a gift, he might reject it or not regard it as something awesome. That's because he believes he can afford ten of it or way better. That's pride at work, which is why Jesus said it would be difficult for a rich man to enter heaven. That's because he's always trusting in his abilities and riches. Give that same car to a poor man and watch him accept it with joy unspeakable.

Sadly, we now have so many poor people with the pride of a rich man. If you give them the Good News of eternal life as a gift, they will reject it because they believe they can earn that eternal life on their own. To be saved, you have to throw away pride. Jesus said we have to humble ourselves as a little child before we can enter the kingdom of heaven.




Little children don't do any job for money or food. They trust in their parents for everything. That is the mentality Jesus wants us to have. He wants us to trust him for eternal life and not work for it because he has done the work on the cross. All he's saying is that we should believe in him which is the only work required from us to have eternal life.





The Bible also stated that even if you do not work at all, as long as you believe in Jesus who justifies the ungodly, your faith is counted for RIGHTEOUSNESS.




Wow! This really sounds like a license for me to go boozing, smoking, fornicating, scamming, stealing, killing, lying etc. Because, as long as I believe Jesus paid for all my sins, I will make heaven no matter how sinful I get.

Yes, you will make heaven no matter how sinful you get as long as you believe Jesus died to save you. You have received the gift of eternal life. It was freely given to you, so heaven is sure for you.

Guess what? To whom much is given much is expected. Much has been given to you in that heaven is now certain for you. You are now expected to live your life in a godly manner on Earth. You are now expected to live a righteous life on Earth to show your salvation to others.

If you live a good life on Earth, Deutoronomy 28 lists all the kind blessings God will bless you with. They are so beautiful and amazing that a true child of God will be motivated to love right to get those blessings on Earth. Guess what? Living right on Earth also earns you rewards in heaven.

Now, what if you decide to live a sinful life simply because you know you will still go to heaven if you die? Look, God will so punish you that you will regret your existence. You will become an example of whhat would happen to anyone punished by God. That same Deutoronomy 28 speaks of the horrible things which will happen to his children who fail to obey him.





Oh, you think that is all? See what he said in verse 22






Oh, because God has saved you and given heaven to you freely, you now want to start jumping around on earth however you like? God can turn your children into slaves, where you you will be forced to place them in your brother's house. There they will be maltreated by his wife and turned into househelps.

See more of what he will do to you because he's God.





Do you know what it's like to labour and not be able to reap the fruit of your labour? That is what God might do to you for disobeying his commandments as his child.



If you think you are still stubborn, read from verse 39-65 and see more of what might come your way for abusing the Grave given to you.


All these things might happen to you to whip you back into place.




But you say "oh, that's Old Testament". As if to say God suddenly became soft or became another God in the New Testament. Look, we under Grace have been given much and much is expected of us. The bar got raised.

Sorry to bust your bubble, the Old Testament passage in Deuteronomy 28 is the word of God and applicable to us today because...




This is the reason why we saved people are always afraid of disobeying the commandments of God. Take for example my life. Before I got saved, I was into all kinds of sins. How come I haven't thrown caution to the wind and start living an immoral life simply because heaven is certain for me? How come I'm still the same person preaching holiness, obedience to the commandments of God on this forum? That's because the gospel of once saved always saved is not a license to sin. It actually requires you to live right and tremble before God and his commandments.

If you don't obey God and go about fornicating, who will you blame when you become HIV+?

If you go about doing Yahoo scam because you believe heaven is secured no matter what, who will end up in jail when you are caught? I or you?

Obeying God's word is actually for our own good plus it comes with reward here on Earth and in heaven.



Can you define the kingdom of heaven ?

The kingdom of heaven , is the realities of Christ in the hearts of men . The kingdom of heaven is already here . Heaven is not a geographical location . Heaven is a spiritual realm . The believer is God's eternal abode . Jesus is heaven . Any where Jesus resides is heaven .

Donald Trump on plane makes that plane airforce one . If Trump is not on board it's not airforce one .

Jesus makes a place heaven .

For sin to take any man to hell , will mean that sin escaped Calvary or the cross of Jesus. That is , he didn't do a perfect Job .
Religion / Re: Why Once Saved Always Saved Is Not A License To Sin by luvtoyota(m): 10:58am On Nov 17, 2019
alBHAGDADI:


Just shut up and stop repeating point already trashed points.

You first and second lines, can you show us scriptures to back them up? No you can't. All you are doing is coughing out your own ideas.

Go and sleep.

Once saved , always saved . How can an eternal God give man a temporary salvation ?

I give them eternal life, and they will never perish. No one can snatch them away from me, for my Father has given them to me, and he is more powerful than anyone else. No one can snatch them from the Father’s hand. Once again the people picked up stones to kill him.
John 10:28‭-‬29‭, ‬31 NLT


Salvation is of the Lord . Salvation of God is forever, without repentance . Once saved always saved OSAS

HEBREWS 7:23-25

SIN CAN NEVER TAKE A MAN TO HELL ,. WHAT TAKES A MAN TO HELL IS REJECTION OF THE FINISHED WORKS OF CHRIST .

SHALL WE CONTINUE IN SIN SO THAT GRACE MAY ABOUND? GOD FORBID . WE ARE DEAD TO SIN ALREADY.

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Religion / God Does Not And Has Never Lived In The JEWISH Temples by luvtoyota(m): 1:39pm On Nov 14, 2019
[color=#000099And hath raised us up together, and made us sit together in heavenly places in Christ Jesus:
Ephesians 2:6 KJV
https://bible.com/bible/1/eph.2.6.KJV][/color]
Religion / Sin Can Never Take A Man To Hell by luvtoyota(m): 11:04am On Nov 10, 2019
The cure for sin is death . Not confession, prayers, paying tithes or crying or fasting . The lamb of God died for the sins of the world . If Jesus died for sins and God punishes any man with hell fire on account of sin , then Jesus died in vain . Then Jesus's substitutionary sacrifice was useless . God is not stupid � . The only thing that will send a man to hell is rejection of the Gospel . If you reject the payment for your sins by Jesus Christ , then you have to pay for yourself . But you don't have what it takes to pay for sins . That job is the office of Jesus .


What shall we say then? Shall we continue in sin, that grace may abound? God forbid. How shall we, that are dead to sin, live any longer therein?
Romans 6:1‭-‬2 KJV
https://bible.com/bible/1/rom.6.1-2.KJV

John 10:28-29
Hebrews 7:25

Religion / Re: Why Do You Go To Church Every Sunday? by luvtoyota(m): 10:46am On Nov 10, 2019
Weirdgee:
Happy Sunday guys. What motivates you to go to church every Sunday? Mine is the word of God. Going to church to hear His word and to do and live according to his word.

Drop yours let's know your reasons.


The church is not for entertainment or event center or a solution centre . The church ( eklesia) is a place where we are taught the word of God and the inheritance of the saints , all the blessings of the father of our Lord in the heavenlies are made known to us as we understand the true character of God as revealed in Christ Jesus

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Religion / Re: Why Do You Go To Church Every Sunday? by luvtoyota(m): 10:42am On Nov 10, 2019
Weirdgee:
Happy Sunday guys. What motivates you to go to church every Sunday? Mine is the word of God. Going to church to hear His word and to do and live according to his word.

Drop yours let's know your reasons.


For teaching and the revelation of God
Religion / Re: When The Grace Of GOD Becomes A Roller-coaster To Hell. by luvtoyota(m): 10:37am On Nov 10, 2019
Toks2008:
GRACE AS A ONE-WAY TICKET TO PARADISE.

Grace says even if we have sinned, we sin, and will sin, God will forgive us each time we ask for forgiveness in Jesus' name — Meaning the past, present, and future sins are forgiven after you believe in Christ and continue to believe in him. So easy and convenient...A one-way ticket to heaven I must say.

Ephesians 2:8-9
''For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God— not by works, so that no one can boast''

WHEN GRACE BECOMES A ROLLER-COASTER TO HELL

The grace of God is so awesome that we can easily take it for granted by sinning with impunity and at first we may feel guilty and ask for forgiveness until it gets to a stage where we become so comfortable with sins and we begin to make excuses for ourselves for committing those sins.

And each time we sin, our fellowship with God breaks. It’s not His fault. It is our fault and it is up to us to correct the situation. The Presence of the Holy Spirit in our lives will help us understand that we have grieved him in words, thoughts, or actions, but GOD will not force us to again enter into fellowship with him cos it's up to us to find our way back to his fellowship. But because we have become comfortable in our sins, we may take it for granted and continue in our sinful ways until death and eventually end up in hell.

Romans 6: Verses 1 and 16
"Well then, should we keep on sinning so that God can show us more and more of his wonderful grace? -Don’t you realize that you become the slave of whatever you choose to obey? You can be a slave to sin, which leads to death, or you can choose to obey God, which leads to righteous living."


Lord Jesus, We pray this day that you give us the power to stand firm till death and never to take your grace for granted...AMEN!

Maybe you should start by defining sin .

Roman 6: 1

What shall we say then? Shall we continue in sin, that grace may abound? God forbid. How shall we, that are dead to sin, live any longer therein?
Romans 6:1‭-‬2 KJV
https://bible.com/bible/1/rom.6.1-2.KJV

Read the Bible contextually . Continue in sin , not to sin

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Politics / Types Of Scam In Nigeria by luvtoyota(m): 10:25am On Aug 31, 2019
Types Of SCAM In Nigeria

1. Send me your CV - Scam
2. We'll get back to you. - Scam
3. I love you more than i love my wife - scam
4. Police is your Friend - Scam
5 The youths are the future leaders - Scam
6. MTN 1month Data - Scam
7. I can't live without you - Scam
8. Your vote counts - Scam
9. Send me Money to visit you - Scam
10. It’s in the pipeline - scam
11. MTN one month Mashup - scam
12. Airtel X bundle - scam
13. Super Eagles - scam
14.Did you cum in me - Scam
15. My period didn’t come - scam
16. I'll just touch, l won't enter you - Scam
17. I don't have a boyfriend - scam
18.I will pay back next week I promise - scam
19. He/she is ma cousin - Scam
20. I left my wallet in my car. - Scam
21. I have a girlfriend but it's complicated-double Scam
22. Don't come this weekend, mum is around - Scam
23. Am on my period - scam
24. Can you please get me some food when you are coming to my house? I'll give you back - Scammers village
25. Walking out to receive a phone call when the bill comes in - Babanla scam
26. Go home, I will send you money - scam
27. This is not a scam - scam
28. I was asleep - SCAM
29. My grades were good I just chose not to further - Scam
30. Our school is the best - scam
31. Oh I'm just going to copy series - scam
32. Come over I want to show you something - scam
33. Oh he’s just a childhood friend - scam
34. My rent has expired - scam
35. I have been mentoring these girls - scam
36. Sister in christ - scam
37. You are the best thing that has ever happened to me - scam
38. Oh she be my Rotary Club padi - scam
40. My ATM card is missing - scam
41. I'm with da boys - scam
42. I promise i wont tell anyone - Scam
43. I saw you in my dreams giving u flowers - Scam for marriage.
44. Baby, I'll be home in a few minutes - scam
45. She is my daughter in the lord - scam
46. I dont know who invited her to the party - scam
47. She is just my bestie - chief scam
48. A:Lets do a video call
B: Sorry my network is bad, my battery is low, my room is dark - scam scam scam
49. Your Dick is Big ooo
- Big Scam
50. I like Bald headed men - shiny scam
51. Short men are sexy - scam
52. Your mother is a witch. She is the cause of your woes - scam
53. I met her there alone - scam
54. Baby, you are the most beautiful girl i have ever seen - Real Scam
56. If you send a gal porn..."Please I don't like such things" - scam
57. Why didn’t I meet you before marrying my wife - Scammest scam
58. Babe I have half of my registration fees, can you assist me with the balance? deadline is tomorrow - scam
59. No one has ever made me feel this way - Scam
60. Where have you been all my life - scam
61. You can trust me - Scam
Scam ! Scammer!! Scammest!!!.����

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Celebrities / Re: Actress Adunni Ade Flaunts Her Radiant Skin In Bum Shorts (Photos) by luvtoyota(m): 6:26pm On Feb 03, 2019
wunmish:
Actress Adunni Ade slays in these new chic photos, she rocks a pyjamas top with bum shorts revealing her glowing thighs.
She poses in styles as she gushes over herself.

Updates via: http://www.balfashion.com/2019/02/actress-adunni-ade-rocks-bum-short-flaunting-her-radiant-skin.html

See photos:

Mother of 2 . Half caste bae , nothing spectacular

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Religion / Re: Questions For People Against Big Church Buildings In Nigeria by luvtoyota(m): 6:34pm On Dec 02, 2018
HigherEd:
1) Why Was God Happy About The Construction Of Solomon's Temple?

2) Did Poor People Matter To God During Solomon's Era Or Was God Merely Concerned About Temples?

3) Where There Poor People In Isreal When Solomon Built The Temple?

4) Why Didn't God Complain When Taxes Collected MANDATORILY From The Rich And Poor Was Used In Constructing The Temple Which Would Cost Billions Of Naira In Today's Economy?

5) Why Did God Not Tell Solomon To Use The Temple's Budget To Feed The Poor?

6) If God Despite The Existence Of Poor People Felt Honored And Excited About The Temple Built In His Honor, How Are You Sure He Isn't Happy About The Cathedrals Also Being Built In His Honour Today?

7) Where The Worshippers In The Solomon's Temple Perfect People?

cool Did The Inperfections Of Solomon Nullify The Gift He Gave To God?

9) Is It Possible That God Is Still Happy That An Impoverished Nation Like Nigeria Still Has Worshippers Dedicating Great Buildings In His Name?


“For as I passed by, and beheld your devotions, I found an altar with this inscription, TO THE UNKNOWN GOD. Whom therefore ye ignorantly worship, him declare I unto you. God that made the world and all things therein, seeing that he is Lord of heaven and earth, dwelleth not in temples made with hands; Neither is worshipped with men's hands, as though he needed any thing, seeing he giveth to all life, and breath, and all things;”
‭‭Acts‬ ‭17:23-25‬ ‭KJV‬‬
http://bible.com/1/act.17.23-25.kjv

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Religion / Re: Questions For People Against Big Church Buildings In Nigeria by luvtoyota(m): 6:30pm On Dec 02, 2018
[quote author=HigherEd post=73485612]1) Why Was God Happy About The Construction Of Solomon's Temple?

2) Did Poor People Matter To God During Solomon's Era Or Was God Merely Concerned About Temples?

3) Where There Poor People In Isreal When Solomon Built The Temple?

4) Why Didn't God Complain When Taxes Collected MANDATORILY From The Rich And Poor Was Used In Constructing The Temple Which Would Cost Billions Of Naira In Today's Economy?

5) Why Did God Not Tell Solomon To Use The Temple's Budget To Feed The Poor?

6) If God Despite The Existence Of Poor People Felt Honored And Excited About The Temple Built In His Honor, How Are You Sure He Isn't Happy About The Cathedrals Also Being Built In His Honour Today?

7) Where The Worshippers In The Solomon's Temple Perfect People?

cool Did The Inperfections Of Solomon Nullify The Gift He Gave To God?

9) Is It Possible That God Is Still Happy That An Impoverished Nation Like Nigeria Still Has Worshippers Dedicating Great Buildings In His Name?


“For as I passed by, and beheld your devotions, I found an altar with this inscription, TO THE UNKNOWN GOD. Whom therefore ye ignorantly worship, him declare I unto you. God that made the world and all things therein, seeing that he is Lord of heaven and earth, dwelleth not in temples made with hands; Neither is worshipped with men's hands, as though he needed any thing, seeing he giveth to all life, and breath, and all things;”
‭‭Acts‬ ‭17:23-25‬ ‭KJV‬‬
http://bible.com/
Religion / Re: Questions For People Against Big Church Buildings In Nigeria by luvtoyota(m): 6:28pm On Dec 02, 2018
God does not dwell in temples built with human hands. God lives in the believers

“For as I passed by, and beheld your devotions, I found an altar with this inscription, TO THE UNKNOWN GOD. Whom therefore ye ignorantly worship, him declare I unto you. God that made the world and all things therein, seeing that he is Lord of heaven and earth, dwelleth not in temples made with hands; Neither is worshipped with men's hands, as though he needed any thing, seeing he giveth to all life, and breath, and all things;”
‭‭Acts‬ ‭17:23-25‬ ‭KJV‬‬

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Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Iceland: World Cup 2018 (1 - 1) - Full Time by luvtoyota(m): 2:25pm On Jun 16, 2018
ShoutSoccer:
Goal!

Aguero scores! 1-0!

It’s a goal. 1 : 1
Politics / Irony Of Life In Nigeria by luvtoyota(m): 10:39pm On May 31, 2018
*Irony of Life in Nigeria*
Rich man marries and have 4 children. Poor man marries and start mass production of children that he can't afford to train because the only thing that gives poor man joy is the body of his wife.
The country has beaten him to the level that sex is his only idea of enjoyment.

Politicians steal your money, sleep with your wife and girlfriends and sister, make sure you don't go to school, even when you struggle to, he makes sure you don't finish on time let alone getting a job.

He sends his children to the best schools abroad so they will take over from him when he is done playing with your future.

He initiates a poverty alleviation program, videos himself cutting tapes during the mounting of an electric pole. He gives you N4000, bags of rice at rallies and arms to fight his opponents.

He paints the roads and puts Street lights when there are no light in your home. You hail him!

He spends millions on billboards of his fake projects, hires the best PR experts to keep you drooling with hunger and uninformed and keep on doing damages to your common sense. You defend him.

Second tenure, no jobs, no food, the N4000 has finished and the bag of rice wasting in the pit of your toilet. He must recover the billions he spent buying your votes. For he is not qualified to lead but you qualified him.

You start making use of the guns he bought you. You kill the poor like yourself who is suffering the effects of the N4000 and bag of rice that you took. You try to Kidnap his friends, their police orderlies fire back at you.

His friends tell him that there is insecurity in town and it will affect their mobilization for him for second term.
He shouts ahhhh, second tenure is like the second round of sex that puts one to sleep after, except, perhaps, he works for vivid entertainment or one of those Hollywood porn industries.
He complains of lack of security to the commissioner of police and General Officer Commanding, Air Officer commanding or the Flag Officer Commanding.

He spends millions hosting them. They tell him what to do. By now, you have become a threat.

He buys even a bigger gun for the police and the military plus operational vehicles.

He pays for radio and TV jingles to warn you.

You rob, you die. You protest, you die. You stay at home, you die of starvation.

Then, you get recommended to a church and since you can't pay tithes, pastor turns you into an errand boy.
He sends you to buy biscuits for his children, wash pants for his wife and clean his cars.

You sweep the church for free while awaiting your heavenly reward while the pastor fly private jets and drive flashy sedans.

You are happy that your pastor is rich and argue for him in midst of your friends.

He runs to the UK at the slightest symptoms of headache but prays for you when you are sick and tells you to bring your sick mother to church for prayers instead of taking her to hospitals to waste money.
She dies and he tells you that it was God's will while his mother has been in the UK for months receiving the best treatment that tithes can buy.

He buys a new land for a new church branch, you help to carry blocks and turn concrete, then collect blessings as reward. You are happy to be working for the salvation of your soul, heaven will pay.
The pastor lives his heaven on earth.

The new church building is completed on your sweat.

He invites the president, governor, senator, house of representative member and every other person who made sure that you are poor by design.

The whole area is policed with guns and armored cars. You are comfortably seated at the back while straining your neck to see who and who came.

The president and governor and senator plus their contractor friends donate hundreds of millions for the new church while you cheer from the back.

The food they shared didn't get to you but you are happy the president and governor and senator came to your church. You even brag to others of how your pastor is well connected.

You get home, hunger Knocks angrily on the belly door, your neighbor bails you out while you wait for heaven to pay.

10 years on the jobless job, pastor's children have been sent abroad for studies. Age is no longer on your side, pastor hooks you up with another aunty that sweeps the church for free with no education just like you and Weds you both on a Friday evening church service and you are happy. Your children starts the cycle all over again.

What is the difference between an Ordinary Thief (OT) & a Political Thief (PT) ?*

*1)* The *Ordinary Thief* steals your money, bag, watch, gold chain etc.;
But the *Political Thief* steals your future, career, education, health & business! �

*2)* The hilarious part is: The *Ordinary Thief* will choose whom to rob; But you, yourself chose the *Political Thief* to rob you. �

*3)* The most ironic one: Police will chase and nab the *Ordinary Thief;* while the Police will look after and protect the *Political Thief!*

That’s the *travesty cum irony* of our current society!

*_And, we blindly say we are not blind!_* �
Health / Re: JOHESU Suspends 43-day Strike, Orders Workers To Resume Work On Friday - Punch by luvtoyota(m): 10:37pm On May 31, 2018
Benite:
Eniola Akinkuotu, Abuja

The Joint Health Sector Union on Thursday called off its 43-day-old strike, directing its members to resume work on Friday.

The body also lambasted the Federal Government for failing to meet its demands.

The directive was contained in a communiqué issued at the end of the National Executive Council meeting of JOHESU and Assembly of Healthcare Professional Associations in Abuja.

The communiqué read in part, “The various gains from the meetings with the Senate President, Bukola Saraki, were presented to the NEC of JOHESU.

“After exhaustive deliberations and discussions, the NEC in session approved that the six-week old strike be suspended this day Thursday, May 31, 2018 because of the sympathy the unions have for the suffering Nigerian masses and also to pave way for further negotiations to continue on Monday, June 4, 2018.”

The union maintained that the strike was not political but was based on the principle of fairness and justice.

It, however, had harsh words for the Federal Government for failing to honour its promise of increasing the salaries of health workers.



http://punchng.com/breaking-johesu-suspends-43-day-strike-orders-workers-to-resume-work-on-friday/




*Irony of Life in Nigeria*
Rich man marries and have 4 children. Poor man marries and start mass production of children that he can't afford to train because the only thing that gives poor man joy is the body of his wife.
The country has beaten him to the level that sex is his only idea of enjoyment.

Politicians steal your money, sleep with your wife and girlfriends and sister, make sure you don't go to school, even when you struggle to, he makes sure you don't finish on time let alone getting a job.

He sends his children to the best schools abroad so they will take over from him when he is done playing with your future.

He initiates a poverty alleviation program, videos himself cutting tapes during the mounting of an electric pole. He gives you N4000, bags of rice at rallies and arms to fight his opponents.

He paints the roads and puts Street lights when there are no light in your home. You hail him!

He spends millions on billboards of his fake projects, hires the best PR experts to keep you drooling with hunger and uninformed and keep on doing damages to your common sense. You defend him.

Second tenure, no jobs, no food, the N4000 has finished and the bag of rice wasting in the pit of your toilet. He must recover the billions he spent buying your votes. For he is not qualified to lead but you qualified him.

You start making use of the guns he bought you. You kill the poor like yourself who is suffering the effects of the N4000 and bag of rice that you took. You try to Kidnap his friends, their police orderlies fire back at you.

His friends tell him that there is insecurity in town and it will affect their mobilization for him for second term.
He shouts ahhhh, second tenure is like the second round of sex that puts one to sleep after, except, perhaps, he works for vivid entertainment or one of those Hollywood porn industries.
He complains of lack of security to the commissioner of police and General Officer Commanding, Air Officer commanding or the Flag Officer Commanding.

He spends millions hosting them. They tell him what to do. By now, you have become a threat.

He buys even a bigger gun for the police and the military plus operational vehicles.

He pays for radio and TV jingles to warn you.

You rob, you die. You protest, you die. You stay at home, you die of starvation.

Then, you get recommended to a church and since you can't pay tithes, pastor turns you into an errand boy.
He sends you to buy biscuits for his children, wash pants for his wife and clean his cars.

You sweep the church for free while awaiting your heavenly reward while the pastor fly private jets and drive flashy sedans.

You are happy that your pastor is rich and argue for him in midst of your friends.

He runs to the UK at the slightest symptoms of headache but prays for you when you are sick and tells you to bring your sick mother to church for prayers instead of taking her to hospitals to waste money.
She dies and he tells you that it was God's will while his mother has been in the UK for months receiving the best treatment that tithes can buy.

He buys a new land for a new church branch, you help to carry blocks and turn concrete, then collect blessings as reward. You are happy to be working for the salvation of your soul, heaven will pay.
The pastor lives his heaven on earth.

The new church building is completed on your sweat.

He invites the president, governor, senator, house of representative member and every other person who made sure that you are poor by design.

The whole area is policed with guns and armored cars. You are comfortably seated at the back while straining your neck to see who and who came.

The president and governor and senator plus their contractor friends donate hundreds of millions for the new church while you cheer from the back.

The food they shared didn't get to you but you are happy the president and governor and senator came to your church. You even brag to others of how your pastor is well connected.

You get home, hunger Knocks angrily on the belly door, your neighbor bails you out while you wait for heaven to pay.

10 years on the jobless job, pastor's children have been sent abroad for studies. Age is no longer on your side, pastor hooks you up with another aunty that sweeps the church for free with no education just like you and Weds you both on a Friday evening church service and you are happy. Your children starts the cycle all over again.

What is the difference between an Ordinary Thief (OT) & a Political Thief (PT) ?*

*1)* The *Ordinary Thief* steals your money, bag, watch, gold chain etc.;
But the *Political Thief* steals your future, career, education, health & business! �

*2)* The hilarious part is: The *Ordinary Thief* will choose whom to rob; But you, yourself chose the *Political Thief* to rob you. �

*3)* The most ironic one: Police will chase and nab the *Ordinary Thief;* while the Police will look after and protect the *Political Thief!*

That’s the *travesty cum irony* of our current society!

*_And, we blindly say we are not blind!_* �

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Nairaland / General / Mass Casualty Following Rta Involving 19 Johesu Members Of Ubth Receiving Treatm by luvtoyota(m): 6:12pm On May 19, 2018
Copied:Info reaching my desk says that there is mass casualties following an RTA involving 19 Johesu members of UBTH at the ISTH accident and emergency unit right now with Doctors attending to them. Fellow ISTH Johesuites no where to be found

Politics / Re: 2019: Youths To Buy Form For Buhari by luvtoyota(m): 9:50am On Apr 26, 2018
ijustdey:








https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/2019-youths-to-buy-form-for-buhari.html


Pic of the National Chairman of the Democratic Youth Congress, Kassim Mohammed


These are sponsored lazy boys looking for freebies . Buhari has money to buy form . Who send you ?
Religion / Re: "No Tithe, No Heaven" - Pastor Adeboye by luvtoyota(m): 1:52pm On Apr 15, 2018
eagleonearth:
What human beings should understand is that there are deities and there is a supreme Deity that has priests. His priests close to Him definitely hear him and relate with him. When God called people who don't tithe ROBBERS, he wasn't joking. If you rob a bank and get caught, you will be jailed in Kirikiri and you think you will go free when you rob the Almighty??. And if you're not born again, tithe or not, no heaven for you. If you're born again, it's devilish for you not to tithe. Take 9 portions and release just one. If you find it hard, you're not worthy of heaven. Critique me all you can, I've said what I said.

You are ignorant. Read John 3:16 . That's the requirement for eternal life. What will God do with your useless tithes ?

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