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Cmeo:
Report to PENCOM. PENCOM (National Pension Commission) is the right regulatory agency to report this matter to. Your employer will also be asked to pay penalty and interest on contribution not yet remitted. You can search the internet for a PENCOM office close to you.

I've written several mails to PENCOM in the past with no acknowledgement of receiving my mails.
Just try FIRS then PENCOM.

Please does Xiaomi redmi note 3g RAM mediatek Version has sd card slot.

Hmmmm
It is a serious case that needs urgent attention.

Above all,avoid reading news about Buhari and quit criticizing him.

KuliMart:
Kindly order from the website.

Oga your customer care service isn't good enough. You don't expect me to pay for what I've not seen and at the same time I won't be able to communicate with you.

Where can I get Redmi note 3 pro in Lagos.

where can i get this phone in Lagos.
Tried Kulimart,the guy is not picking up his call.

Copied from Yahoo news give them the credit

Watch him decamp to APC soon.

I can't imagine Mimiko supporting Akeredolu, APC governorship candidate in Ondo state. Despite the fact that the Makarfi led PDP faction case is still in court. He has been moving from one political party to the other since I know him.
I'm assuring everyone that cares to know that Buhari will deal with him mercilessly because he is the most corrupt governor in Nigeria.

SHAME ON YOU MIMIKO

The man dull pass GEJ

phlamesG:

Good afternoon to everyone, especially Nigerian Americans. They need it most. Happy elections. Don't think I'm crazy for greeting you happy elections, in Nigeria we greet people about everything. You have to get used to this now because you are coming back home. So, E ku election.

I very much understand that you will soon be sent packing from there, so I have taken it upon myself to prepare you for the transition. You have just a little time left there, utilize that time to learn more about Nigeria that you are coming back to.

In Nigeria, we don't have light. Buy power bank while coming. Don't say I didn't tell you. Buy power Bank from there because the ones here are just like your marriages, they don't last. Buy a quality one from the abroad when coming. Also, make sure you charge your phone full before coming here. You should also save money for generator. Buy rechargeable lamps and plenty torchlight too.

Also, save enough money for subscription. There is no free WiFi here. For those of you that will be settling in Lokoja, Jidenna and Co, I'll advice you to buy a glo line. Their network is strong.

Save enough money for emergency transport. You will be deported to Nigeria and by the time you get to the airport, you will need to board a keke from the airport to the badagry refugee centre, from where your ancestors had been shipped to America before. Fuel don cost, transport don increase.

Do you eat moi moi? Learn it. In Nigeria you cannot sit down and order pizza anytime you want. The only order you can make is when you yell to the moi moi seller across the road to bring hot moi moi for you.

Learn proper home training. In Nigeria the only time the police will arrest your parents for hitting you is after you are dead already. And they will later settle the case as "a family affair". If you think you can come here to speak 'innit' for your parents, it's the neighbours that will help them beat you.

Are you a graduate? Doesn't matter. There is no job. Your American accent will not give you a job, except your father knows someone who knows another person that knows a politician, you won't have a job.

Dear American Lover Boy, Nnewi girl will not go Dutch with you. As a matter of fact, no Naija girl will go Dutch with you. You have to prove your masculinity by paying for the date. No one is splitting the bills with you when you take a girl on a date.

When you bruise with a stranger in the market, PLEASE CHECK IF YOUR PENIS IS STILL INTACT.

Learn the Nigerian names of common products. No one will sell "sausage rolls" for you. If you can't call it the Nigerian name- "Gala", no one would have time for you. Noodles is "Indomie". Pasta is "spaghetti". All seasoning is "maggi".

Dear American girl, you cannot dress anyhow you like. Your neighbours will eye you. The random old woman in the market will hiss at you. The random lady in the bus will preach to you. The area boys will jeer you. You might want to report "harassment" to the police, they will arrest you for indecent dressing.

Dear lovers, in Nigeria we don't show public display of affection. You cannot be kissing your boyfriend under the rain. The old woman passing by will invoke thunder to strike the both of you.

These are some of the basic tips to help you adapt after you have been deported.

I'm actually laughing

If this story is true that means the kidnapping is a SCAM.

Shekau kidnapped you n your to.to remains the same,something is fishy.

If this story is true that means the kidnapping is a SCAM.

Shekau kidnapped you n your toto remains the same,something is fishy.

Baba don dey rock life tey tey.I don't see him as a fanatics though.

Picture of President Buhari dancing with a lady many years ago.

What are they working on all this while,I remember I made an attempt 2 years ago,the info I got then was
that the window will be open,up till now,nothing has happened.

I really want to know how easy and if it is possible to change PFA.

patriotic9jaboy:
Russia of all countries? Naija don suffer. President Buhari should place our military on red alert in case of any provocation by Russia. We should send our special forces and Dss to go invade the Russian TV stations in a sting operation. Russia that can't fight ordinary turkey for shooting down their helicopters is insulting a whole president of the largest country in Africa. This is an insult on our part and the FG must punish Russia accordingly even if it involves military confrontations

I've been laughing since after reading your joke

I tried to login and check my application but couldnt see my portal on there page again. Anyone noticed this.

I felt bad for this country, I don't blame those who do everything in their capacity to get out of this country.
You labour so had and one greedy man sits on the fruit of your labour.
How would Nigerians behave in a sane society after passing through all the bad experiences.

Once you want to do business, even if it's 10000,so far you are not doing it alone please involve a lawyer

Osho baba the smooth criminal

jhydebaba:
Take him to court if you have a good case against him rather than seeking cheap popularity and painting him black on social media.

You don't understand, most of these actresses enters only verbal agreement just to remain relevant in the industry. That's the big mistake she made.

Ebuka2016:
hehehe i dash u bak. My church no go gree take dis as burnt offering

Abeg dash me make I put am for show glass make I dey show my children as a bad example.

Kurukuru 1,2,3 is a movie I will like to watch anyday anytime.
God will reward your hard work, Nigerians will rise to support you in this fight.
Loves how you interprete your roles perfectly.

Nigerian actress are really facing a lot in the hands of movie marketers .
Here is the story of Actress Yewande Adekoya .


Read her story after the cut…

Good day Nigerians. My name is Yewande Adekoya-Abiodun. I am a happily married movie producer, screenwriter and actress. I have been practising since 2002 and i am presently a bonafide member of Tampan. I want to beg Nigerians all over the world to please help me tell Akeem Olatunji Balogun (Olasco films) to leave my life alone. If anything bad happens to me, Nigerians, please hold Akeem Olatunji Balogun responsible.

He has marketed my movies for about six years now and i have nothing to show for it financially. I do not even have a car of my own. He sold igbodudu 1&2, omo elemosho1&2, kudi klepto1&2, Emere, Irawo meji and Kurukuru1,2,3. This man is presently owing me the sum of 2million naira and he has refused to pay because he feels no one can challenge him. He has been owing me since 2014. When he owes you, you dare not ask for your money, if you do, he will start war just like the one he has just started. He is also not the type that signs a contract due to his dubious character. He prefers verbal agreements.

He is very influencial in the yoruba movie market, so it is almost a waste of time to report him to anyone there. I know this because i had earlier reported him to several marketers who have good relationship with him, still no result. I called the president of the yoruba marketers association, he didn’t pick my calls. I was eventually able to speak with his assistant who sympathised with me and then told me that little or nothing could be done about the matter. Olasco has humiliated and oppressed me for too long, and now, i feel it’s time to speak up.
The last business deal i had with him that really pissed me off was Kurukuru, a three part movie i wrote and produced while i was 8months pregnant in 2015. He released kurukuru online and on DVD in nov 2015, and then claimed we didn’t make any profit from the 3 releases of the movie despite the huge success record the movie had. I decided to keep mute about everything since last year. I decided to keep mute about everything since last year, because i do not like to fight anyone or make noise over anything whatsoever.

He sent me an embarrassing sum of N300, 000 which he believes should serve as my payment for Emere, Irawo meji and Kurukuru part1,2 and 3. I quietly moved on with my life and faced my work squarely, but Mr Akeem Balogun will not let me be. He keeps oppressing and terrorising anyone i choose to do business with.

He even went as far as influencing movie marketers and some movie producers to stop casting me for movie roles. Why? What exactly did i do to you? What exactly do you want from me? Mr Akeem Olatunji Balogun please leave me alone, i refuse to be enslaved by you, like you enslave some others. You don’t pay them and you also won’t let them do business with other people. Maybe it’s because i refused to date you even after all these years, that is why you are strongly determined to destroy me.

I serve a living God Mr Akeem and the God i serve will never allow darkness overcome light. Olasco films has refused to pay me my royalty for the three movies: Emere, Irawo meji and Kurukuru part1, 2, 3 and i have not yet taken him to court for that, and he is here, strongly advocating against me doing business with other marketers and film distributors of my choice.

I know you are tough but my God is tougher than you. Don’t try HIM. I still have the bounced cheque of 1million naira that you gave me in 2011. May my God reward you accordingly. My beautiful fans and fellow Nigerians all over the world, pls help me tell this man to leave me alone oooooooooo if he does not want the wrath of God to descend on his entire household.

High Regards,
Bukola Ogunrinde
Shawttynatt Media Africa

For
Yewande Adekoy

The governor claims he's working on 119 roads presently in Lagos.
Who is deceiving who

Boleyndynasty2:
You guys are funny, as much as the president's corruption fight is one sided but you also need to ask how did the wife of a president make all that money

It will make more sense if the fight is not one sided.
Only God knows how much is in Aisha Buharis account.

Alhaja Turai Yar'adua ordered the arrest of one of her worker who stole 90 million naira.

Where on earth did she get that money,a house wife,I'm waiting for efcc to freeze her account.

Nothing wrong with probing but it shouldn't be selective.