₦airaland Forum

sameer1212:
lol realy?

butanep:
Uniben clearance nor be hear oooo... clearance when go take u up to two weeks... I queue for line I tire...

What dept were you?

chinex276:
The day her strict father saw me kissing her, angrily he asked "who is he" terrified she said "NO! He is my cousin" nd i was lyk wtf... Ur papa no knw him own brother pikin again?

tsleazy:
the BOXERS crew: dem go dey walk around hostel with their faded and tear tear boxers (Hall IV-Uniben)

Exjoker: My neighbour's daughter ofcuz...what are you tryin to insinuate

Exjoker: I ever cried with tears wen i once withness a gal givin birth...chai e no easy!

Crocz: Yeah, I've cried for a lady before...it was a very sad day for me, lots of emotions running "when my cousin sister stole and ate my meat!"

stinggy: Took it, still wouldn't work. Maybe I need more kisses from healthy people like you

stinggy:
I hate that mod thing joor, you should be our mod.
And are you sure tom tom can heal me sir? I'm on the 4th pack, not wrapper oo

LaurelP: I have seen so many Nairalanders complaining and lamenting their ordeal in the hands of fake scam companies who invite people for interview only to introduce them to fake drug marketing business.
I'm doing this not only because these companies waste people's time, energy and T-fair going to such interviews, but also because most of these scammers extort money from hapless job seekers thereby making their suffering times two.
Imagine a scammer extorting #10,500 from a graduate who have been unemployed for years, not to talk of the transport fare wasted going to such fruitless interviews or job chat as they usually call it.
Some people even borrow money to pay these sheep in wolves clothing, who promise them heaven on earth. Some will tell you that you will make half a million within 1 month and all that. If you're not careful, you will take a loan that you will not be able to repay thus causing embarrassment and lack of rest of mind. An unemployed person should have only himself to worry about, not having debts also.

So I believe that if we are properly guided, we will not fall into the hands of these scammers.
Having said that, there are ways by which one can identify a fake or scam interview invitation and there fore avoid such waste of time and money. The good thing is that most of their messages come in the same format, so you will know its fake!

1. The message does not bear a company name: most of these scammers won't include their names on the message you will receive. All you will see are the address, the time and date and a phone number. A genuine company will not hide its identity from a potential employee.

2. The message will say "interview/job briefing": whatever job briefing means I don't know!
3. You will see a code or reference: something like "HR=0056" or "REF=002". This is an indication of the code number of the person who invited you to the "job briefing".
4. It will contain a phone number: this is the number of your referer. Most genuine companies don't give phone numbers.
5. You will see HR Admin in the message instead of company name
6. If you call their number, they will be reluctant to give info on the company.


And pls, ignore those people sharing job flyers on the streets, and those ones they paste on walls. Those are scammers and some ritualists too. And also most of these so called agencies are avenues for duping unsuspecting job seekers. Pls shine your eyes well well.
I will post the names of some of these fake companies/ agencies later.

Pls if you have any experiences inthe hands of these scammers kindly share it here so that others can learn and avoid them too. Thank you

Cheers!

tpia1: in response
to onila's thread about brandy in nigerian cakes, i decided to open a
thread on cakes.


Feel free to post your questions about cake making here, or share what
you know.


personally, i have not baked cakes commercially but i did bake both
within and outside nigeria, although i'm still at the amateur level.

akereconfi: Iceland
Dey Bam
Dey Well
Baggas
Buccaneers



dem boku for PH where I come from o


they need shoot at *thought* down there o

T3amie: 1. Where do you visualize yourself in 5 years, 10 years?
2. Have you had an experience you would say has impacted the direction of your life?
3. Have you had to make an important decision that affected the direction of your life?
4. Are there people you don’t like? Are there people that don’t like you?
5. Where do you consider being places for romance?
6. What has been your most embarrassing moment?
7. Are you ever bored?
8. What are good leisure activities a family should try to do together?
9. Are you okay that I still have some feeling for my Ex?
10. What is your definition of emotional intimacy?

Solo Atna: na new Nokia smartphone

ziggy44: I so much luv kpomo, especially the thick ones!they are quite expensive shaa...

ziggy44: I so much luv kpomo, especially the thick ones!they are quite expensive shaa...

kokoA: What da fuuuuuuqqqqQq! Babe, did you just say video games are for kids?! No make me vex o.. I will play FIFA and PES till I am as old as Mandela. The pleasure of humping a beauty babe lasts only for like 30minutes but the pleasure of using Barcelona to trash Bayern and wining the champions league (I just did dat guys ) lasts for weeks.. For every other points you raise, I agree with you but we won't stop doing them ****shook my right hand inside boxer and begins to scratch**** hmmmmm what a wonderful feeling*****

kokoA: What da fuuuuuuqqqqQq! Babe, did you just say video games are for kids?! No make me vex o.. I will play FIFA and PES till I am as old as Mandela. The pleasure of humping a beauty babe lasts only for like 30minutes but the pleasure of using Barcelona to trash Bayern and wining the champions league (I just did dat guys ) lasts for weeks.. For every other points you raise, I agree with you but we won't stop doing them ****shook my right hand inside boxer and begins to scratch**** hmmmmm what a wonderful feeling*****

dopeJemi: okay! My house.. 2pm

ifex370: js two kids max... 1boi,1grl...less stress for me n my wife... we'l bang and be forever young

Castos: Not every guy have made it in life. That's the time he has to show you how caring he is by denying himself a good night sleep just to hear your voice and to say hi. Believe me, when he has airtime to spend in the day, he might as well ring you. Please don't insult any man for what he does cos we all know that when there is money, there won't be any complaint like this. We will all make it in Jesus name. . . . . . . . Amen.

donigspain: I knew about Nairaland from its first year (I think 2005) when Seun was still spamming the internet with one Nairalist stuff like that. I signed up on Nairalist just so the spams could reduce. I never did anything with the account. One day I got a mail from them that they are now changing to Nairaland or something. I never took it serious since I had little doing with them. Fastforward four years later, the site got trending. I became an active guest at the joke section for two years. I only visited when I've about 10 minutes left of my cyber cafe time just to cool off with some good jokes. Those were the days when there where good and original jokes not the childishness going on at that section now. I finally registered on Nairaland two years ago.
The time spent here has been worth it. I've greatly improved since I got to know Nairaland. I've also referred countless people to the site and they keep thanking me for the gesture.

Infomizer: Na hustle carry me come here, then advice, now infoedutainment... Nairaland rocks baby.

dynamo77: A friend kept mentioning nairaland to my ears, and i decided to try it out......and unconsciously i became a nairalander. I don't know maybe i should curse him or pray for him cuz nairaland takes a whole lot of my time and i keep learning.....anyways am really enjoying it