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Crime / Re: Is It Right For Phcn To Be Sharing Bill During Lockdown by Lynx001: 1:31pm On Apr 11, 2020
if jw's can stop preaching from house-house then phcn should bills for now. Dust don cover my umbrella and bag.
Crime / Re: Ex Convicts: What Was Your Offence, How Was Life In Prison, What Are Your Plans? by Lynx001: 12:59pm On Apr 11, 2020
.prison:nigeria.
well i have not finish serving my sentence.
offence:before my parent will apply for american lottery the new president then placed restrictions. I have forgotten his name but anywhere he is thunder will strike him.

op should not restrict the thread to only prison. Because police cells are prison. You can stay there for months. The only time i have spent behind bars was in a police station. Time to throw dustbin in ph is 6pm to 12am. I went by 6 in the morning with boxers police woman drag my blokos. my plea fell on deaf ears. them carry me go agip(mile 4). Las na 7500 i use bail myself. One woman com say i f*kup say i for bail myself for night say the price for come down. Na waoo, i be suya?

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Crime / Re: Native Doctor Impregnates Pastor's Wife by Lynx001: 7:01am On Apr 11, 2020
Cöntainer dön fall ontop egugun oo. The caption should beNative doctor impregnate wife of colleague. they are the same thing. They took our red cloth and gave us white.

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Travel / Re: Botswana:From 2nd Poorest Country To Fastest Growing Economy In The World by Lynx001: 6:37am On Apr 11, 2020
see botswana o. Very soon nigerians will soon be giving testimony on how they granted them rwandan,botswana,congo visa

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Politics / Re: Segun Oni: PDP Will Disgrace APC Out Of Power by Lynx001: 6:07am On Apr 11, 2020
are all pdp controlled state are lyk heaven?what have they done in the ss&se their main stronghold for years. They are not even strong as an opposition party. I remember when apc was in opposition. Lai mohammed and the likes where attacking gej left right and center. I thought they had something to offer. when they won 2015 i thought they will do something. But there failure is visible to the blind. In nigeria the failure of a president makes us miss the previous one who also failed. Gej made us miss obj. Pmb made us miss gej. NER or Jagaban will make us miss pmb.

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Politics / Re: President Seriously Concerned With Lockdown Problems - Osinbajo by Lynx001: 11:22pm On Apr 10, 2020
The last pic buhari be lyk. i neva knew aisha was so good in za oza room. Za waist waist of aisha, was just going up and down lyk oil price while i kept going down lyk nigeria's economy.
vp: no spoil me. We dey easter.
buhari: shut up. U that uses asorock wifi to watch vlue fim.
Politics / Re: President Buhari Laughs As Masked Osinbajo Meets Him For Briefing (Photos) by Lynx001: 10:53pm On Apr 10, 2020
Vp:corona
buhari:kwarona
vp.no say corona
buhari:kai i said it. Kwaröna.
vp:covid
buhari:covic
vp.nineteen
buhari:one nine.
buhari:what of za fresident
vp. which one. Abba kyari or mamman daura.
buhari. So u dont know za fresident,avva kyari
vp:i dont know his whereabout.
buhari(laughs)u sound jst lyk me. I dont even know za name of all my cabinet members.
vp:oga wont u wear nose mark.
buhari: does anything survive in me. If i can take nijeriya to recession twice then what is a virus that i cant frustrate.
tell mannabbq To cook those cow that died in kogi And distribute to bmc crew. no 30k for now.

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Crime / Re: Italian Mafia Distributes Food To Struggling Residents by Lynx001: 4:39pm On Apr 10, 2020
its not new. Mafias like tinubu, atiku have donated to nigeria.even religious mafia are donating. The difference in nigeria is that they donate to their fellow legal mafias
(politicians). In nigeria our mafias are building road,sharing kerosene, giving custard rubber of rice, 5k. italian mafia they learn work.
Crime / Re: Man Narrates Drama That Occurred When SARS Busted Into A Maj. General’s House by Lynx001: 2:22pm On Apr 08, 2020
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Politics / Re: Orji Kalu : Ohanaeze Finally Speaks, Describes Conviction As Political by Lynx001: 8:40pm On Apr 03, 2020
As An igbo am not happy with the conviction. They should hang him. if it was china or singapore he would have been dead. was it buhari administration that carried the matter to court. That case is 12years old.

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Politics / Re: Living In Fear Of Abba Kyari By Tunji Ajibade by Lynx001: 2:49pm On Apr 03, 2020
korede bello is to donjazzy(mavins) as mayorkun is to davido (dmw) and buhari is to kyari(cabal)

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Health / Re: Multichoice Nigeria Committed 1.2billion Naira To Support Fg Fight Covid19 by Lynx001: 2:08pm On Apr 03, 2020
Greek gift.
Health / Re: 6 New Coronavirus Cases In Osun, Nigeria. Total Of 190 Cases. 20 Discharged by Lynx001: 1:46pm On Apr 03, 2020
This ncdc site is jst lyk when livescores they update arsenal vs bayern. 2 seconds scores don change. i lyk the language they use. Confirmed case. That means there might be other unconfirmed cases.

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Health / Re: Nigeria Records Six New Coronavirus Cases — Toll Hits 190 by Lynx001: 1:43pm On Apr 03, 2020
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Health / Re: Covid 19 - Made In Aba Ppe's by Lynx001: 10:46pm On Apr 02, 2020
Buharidgeneral:
CBN governor will not see these now
Na grammar wey he no understand he go dey speak up and down
in emefieles voice. We will inject over 50billion in the informal sector through our holistic data http system. The govt also hopes to cactify the bond with the scandividian countries to repatriate funds that will ameliorate the ineffiencies caused by financial houses....__
las las na thunder go fire am

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Health / Re: Covid19: Market Woman Used Nylon As Face Mask. PHOTOS by Lynx001: 10:31pm On Apr 02, 2020
see as she resemble bat man
Crime / Re: Massive crowd of people chanting “babu corona” by Lynx001: 7:28pm On Apr 02, 2020
thank God when epidemic attacks nigeria it start from lagos. Lagos govt shows proactiveness and comes Together To fight it. thereby limiting the spread. They have tried small. Imagine if a state lyk sokoto was the gateway in nigeria and had the index case of corona. We for don get 1000 deaths.
Crime / Re: Pastor’s Wife Catches Husband Having Sex With Married Church Member by Lynx001: 7:21pm On Apr 02, 2020
Pm news and weird news. At least this one is not from ejigbo. Is lyk their head quarters they there.
Health / Re: South East Has not Made Donation To Nigeria To Fight Corona virus by Lynx001: 3:35pm On Mar 30, 2020
There is a global epidemic and you are bringing tribalism. Herbet wigwe of acces bank is from osun abi. this guy who has been on the fight against polio also made donation. Something offor.
Romance / Re: What Is Your Proudest Achievement So Far? by Lynx001: 10:51am On Mar 30, 2020
Being able to use my tongue to lick my nose is a rare feat not many people can perform. I have achieved that.

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Celebrities / Re: Graphic: Nigerians Blast Calabar Girl For Killing Her Dog To Make Peppersoup by Lynx001: 10:08am On Mar 30, 2020
kestolove95:
Islamically dog meats are forbidden, 2. Islamically u don't kill animal, you slaughter it... How can a lady b so wicked and have this mind? Dix is somebody future wife, she get mind
u dont kill animals you slaughter it. I dont understand.

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Food / Re: See Viral Photos Of A Calabar Girl That Killed And Roasted A Dog. by Lynx001: 8:43am On Mar 30, 2020
I remember when me and my brother where told to kill fowl. We could not. Emotion overwhelmed us. We jst managed and cut the head. Fear make us comot everything. but this girl get mind to kill this dog to death. i thought killing of dog was reserved for some men trained in the skill who had to be high on hot drinks. But this girl did it. This girl is capable of murder.

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo, Aides Worshiped Online At Aso Villa Chapel On Sunday by Lynx001: 6:49am On Mar 30, 2020
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Food / Re: Why Do Most Nigerians Eat Bread And Tea This Way? by Lynx001: 5:51am On Mar 29, 2020
Good day moderator,accurate time keepers,co-debators, and my fellow nlanders. Am here to oppose the notion that says chewing bread and swallowing tea is better than dipping.
1:when you eat garri and soup do you put garri in ur mouth and put soup later.NO. 2:solid and liquid have to mix outside the buccal cavity first before u throw them in.
3:dipping bread allows the nutrient to flow upward from the tea by gravity. This allows the sugar and chocolate in the tea to jam the sugar in the bread. On exposure to air they form 1,2 chlorotea,breadane. This compound is good for humands.
4:have u eaten michelin tyre bread. Nobody go tell u to dip bread inside tea. The tea acts as a softening agent. It makes the bread chewable.
5:tea is managed.
with this few point of mine i don finish.
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Share Your Experience Staying At Home by Lynx001: 7:25pm On Mar 28, 2020
I discovered a lot. I found that it takes 1min 22sec for a fan to stop moving after switching it off. cokroach can live for 2hours after removing the head. The sound our tv makes when we on it is actually psctchzz and not stkhxtjj as previously claimed.

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Romance / Re: Giveaway ₦50,000 To The Best Individuals by Lynx001: 7:21pm On Mar 28, 2020
3110084517 First bank.
Romance / Re: Giving Back To 4 People Picking Randomly by Lynx001: 7:18pm On Mar 28, 2020
3110084517 Agape nwogu first bank

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