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Politics / Re: Why Are Nigerians Showing Their Stupidity On Twitter About USA Vs Iran? by Lynx001: 3:02am On Jan 06, 2020
Leave anybody with his own analysis. Iran need to form alliance with borno,katsina,kano.E.t.c. send herdsmen to take over all u.s base in iraq. Sign deal with niger delta. We will send ijaw millitants who are skilled in water. We will surround u.s.
#My view

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Romance / Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Police Officer And An Immigration Officer by Lynx001: 8:43pm On Jan 05, 2020
Ujunwa02:



Kikikikikikikiki�... Madt gan
lol. Copy. ur laugh made my day. Roger that. Repeat. Ur laff made my day.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iraqi Lawmakers Approve Bill To Expel US Forces From Country by Lynx001: 8:05pm On Jan 05, 2020
Even zo my fellow jihad terrarist has been killed vy za U.S troops And za war is looming. Am still happy. za kwanflict has increased za price of crude oil above za benchmark in za budget. more money for me to travel.
for once let me sapart that redhaired infidel. Garba shehu. Increase osibane salary. buy pillow for aisha in za villa. bring za world map. As usual throw a small arrow. any kwantri it hits Insha allah i will go zia tommorow. But if it hits america walahi na osibande go represent me. that trump dey worry me about leah shuaibu.
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Shares Cute Photos With Son Jamjam by Lynx001: 7:58pm On Jan 05, 2020
Why she keep mouth like say wizkid s*erm dey inside?

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Romance / Re: Am Confused, What Should I Do? by Lynx001: 7:43pm On Jan 05, 2020
explain what u mean by little misunderstanding?
if the misunderstanding is little why are her parents not talking to u and accepted a runaway wyf/daughter just lyk that.
your wyf left at the wrong tym.(december) with temperature dropping to about -2^c. the cold is extreme. for now buy vaseline. After bathing, Smear it on ur palm. Rub all over ur body to pursue cold. vaseline crew stop thinking rubbish.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran 'offers $80million Bounty For Donald Trump's Head' After Death Of General by Lynx001: 7:36pm On Jan 05, 2020
My brodas in south west will sell that same head for 15k. Iran go to osun. Meet baba ayomide. give him 15k and small ewedu leave. D rest is history.

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Crime / Re: Hisbah Bursts Same Sex Party In Kano by Lynx001: 12:23pm On Jan 05, 2020
for once let me support hisbah. they said they want to reorientate them. What kind of reorientation will they do. I suggest they get 100 quality girls and give to them for them to see what they are missing. Because till now i dont see what gays enjoy. My fellow man wey dry like stick.nothing dey im body. i go come straff am.
*spits* ..

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Romance / Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Police Officer And An Immigration Officer by Lynx001: 9:42pm On Jan 04, 2020
police officer marries immigration officer. This is nw a Custom. #pun.
officers marrying make sense o.
in bed.
wyf. alpha male hit target. Target close to you. Roger that. Bravo squad increase intensity & pace.
husband:copy.charlie india foxtrot. Target reached. Repeat. Target reached. Change position. Delta squad fire. Delay release.roger that.wyf:bravo squad good job. pull out. Repeat. Pull Out. Echo copy. charlie release outside.

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Music/Radio / Re: Why Your Favourite Nigerian Songs Are Getting Shorter by Lynx001: 7:22pm On Jan 04, 2020
na reggae wey dey reach 30mins

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Business / Re: Shops In Amassoma, Bayelsa State Burnt, Millions Lost by Lynx001: 7:41am On Jan 04, 2020
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Celebrities / Re: Zlatan Ibile Prays For An Up Coming Artist Who Wants Help In His Music Career by Lynx001: 5:56am On Jan 04, 2020
If na by prayer speedydarlington for get grammy.

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Celebrities / Re: Anthony Joshua Captured All Loved Up With A Hot Female Companion At A Beach In by Lynx001: 5:45am On Jan 04, 2020
What will it profit him if he went 12rounds with andyruiz jnr and cant perform the same feat with her. if na naija girl u for see her friends for background.
Agriculture / Re: Nigeria Now The Highest Producer Of Rice In Africa by Lynx001: 8:03pm On Jan 03, 2020
to be sincere local production has increased. I hv seen different brand of local rice within the last 1year. bt due to the fact that foreign rice is btw 27k to 30k. i think local producers/distributors peg their price a little below that knowing that we dont hv choice. my friend bought local rice 13k at enugu. (i dont knw if its true)that same rice sells at 19-23 in other cities. Distributors could also be taking advantage of us

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Politics / Re: I’ll Withdraw From Politics In 2023 — President Buhari by Lynx001: 7:41pm On Jan 03, 2020
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Politics / Re: I’ll Withdraw From Politics In 2023 — President Buhari by Lynx001: 7:40pm On Jan 03, 2020
.. .. U been wan go senate b4. u hv no choice.besides you are signed to garba shehu/mamman daura record label.aka(cabal music worldwide) come 2023 ur contract with them will expire. They will fall because you are their best artiste. U too will fall because ur managers will leave u to pursue their 2023 ambitions. ..
Politics / Re: See Pics From Kano Dangi Underground Bridge by Lynx001: 12:59pm On Jan 02, 2020
.gud òne.one might say he collected bribe from contractors. But if all the politicians since 1999 to date had built road,schools,hospitals,power plants,e.t.c. Then tell contractor to fyn u sumtin frm his profit 4 giving him the job. Naija 4 b lyk dubai. Am nt saying collecting kickback from contractor is good. Bt is better than stealing our money directly.

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Family / Re: Wow! Guy That Slid Into Babe's DM On Twitter Just Got Married To Her. by Lynx001: 4:09am On Jan 01, 2020
I hope she doesnt slide out of the marriage.
Politics / Re: Adamu Fagengawo Slump, Dies In Dubai (photo) by Lynx001: 8:23pm On Dec 31, 2019
one day monkey go go market. E no go com back. T. Orji and okorocha loading.

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Business / Re: Aliko Dangote Says Apapa-oshodi Road Will Last For 40 Years When Completed by Lynx001: 4:48pm On Dec 31, 2019
itsme01:



the road he is constructing is pure concrete and steel, only few countries like Germany has that unlike asphalt roads
so cöncrete road are stronger than asphalt(nigerian english;crotar). Tnx 4 sharing that knowledge
Business / Re: Aliko Dangote Says Apapa-oshodi Road Will Last For 40 Years When Completed by Lynx001: 3:26pm On Dec 31, 2019
i saw it as a philantrophic move untill i looked closer. road was pegged at 15billion In 2013. 7ys ago. lets say inflation made the price triple to 45billion. Dangote offers to do the road. Gets 10years tax free window amounting to 72.9 billion. Sharp guy. Is it not better we tell private individuals to take over some sectors. E.g LNG Bonny provides 24hrs light in bonny lga. Extend the light to other part of the state. fg has 45%share In the company. they can tell lng to collect the money they spent from fg 45%. eleme petrochemical work that federal road where ur company is. Collect the money from govt stake in the company. Afterall if they pay tax govt steals it. So y not do govt job and collect the tax. Am nt sure a business man will use his hard earned money and do road and tell the cöntractor to do nönsense. we can always get him. unlike govt that changes every 4yrs

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Travel / Re: Ibom Air Set To Commence International Flights by Lynx001: 6:21am On Dec 31, 2019
uyo to cameroon is now international. Ok oo. when 18 seater bus dey run that route.

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Celebrities / Re: In Spirit !!! Man Spend 10.7 Million Naira At Aura Lounge, Lagos - See Receipt by Lynx001: 6:52pm On Dec 30, 2019
Angel gabriel check God inbow. I send something. As call no wan work. Make i try gmail.
Celebrities / Re: What Happened Between Naira Marley And My Wife On A Plane - RMD by Lynx001: 6:41pm On Dec 30, 2019
.After showing this news to FA England. Chelsea's 2 goals has been reversed. Arsenal won. Var has upturned the decision ö wolve's goal and canceled mane's opener. nigeria nw has the largest econømy in the world. 24hrs power supply in 28 states. Thank u op. Op for 2023.

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Crime / Re: My Bank Account Balance Is Automatically Debiting by Lynx001: 9:56pm On Dec 29, 2019
inline with the federal government policy of servicing all our foreign debts we have decided to source for funds from the account of the masses. We are sorry for the inconvenience this may cause. We assure you that the money deducted will not be more than 3digits.
for complaints or enquiry contact the presidency@fb-its your boy garba shehu.or @femi adesina 158.
tweet at us @garba d cabal or yemiboy osi@IG.
Politics / Re: Imo state : Assa North-ohaji South Project(photos) by Lynx001: 7:24pm On Dec 29, 2019
jimyjames:


Obasanjo during his regime included imo and abia into Niger Delta but his plans didn't work , Gowon under the advice of awolowo did everything to divide the igboland , that's why he made the ikwerres a subgroup of the Igbo ethnic , as an ethnic group of its own,
They wrote false theories of ikwerres migrating from Bini

One thing is certain southeast will be great whether they like it or not, the crude oil and natural gas deposited in south east is huge and hasn't been exploited
but imo and abia are still part of nigerdelta. but people think its just ss that is nigerdelta. At least ikwerre dialect has small difference with central igbo. jst lyk ezza of ebonyi. The one that makes me laugh is etche,oyigbo,ndoki,people saying they are not igbo.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 29th December 2019 by Lynx001: 4:30pm On Dec 29, 2019
untill match end. I no go talk. I knw arsenal. Maitlandniles fit tackle nonsense for 18yrd box. Dem blow pk. 1-1. Arsenal abeg. Try
Politics / Re: Imo state : Assa North-ohaji South Project(photos) by Lynx001: 3:51pm On Dec 29, 2019
ThankGod gowon no cut this people put for rivers state. Then dem go call themselves ohaji people.jst lyk etche,oyigbo,omoku.And argue how they came from edo. kudos to seplat/shell.

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Politics / Re: Tacha Cruises With Donald Duke On His Power Bike In Calabar (Photos) by Lynx001: 7:27am On Dec 29, 2019
why are their heads swinging to different directions in the first picture. how much is maclean.
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Says Nigeria Faces Impending Bankruptcy by Lynx001: 6:58am On Dec 29, 2019
. someone help me out. This 2trillion we are removing from our budget are we paying back our debt or we are servicing it. Is there difference btw servicing debt and repaying. Very soon we will start seeing something lyk.

Your account 311XXXXX17 has been debited with 20,000.desc/repay nigeria's debt with china. avail bal:1080.

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Politics / Re: General Ibrahim Babangida Announces That He Is Single And Searching by Lynx001: 6:40am On Dec 29, 2019
Which one is single and searching. This is Last kicks of a dying horse. Pocohantas see vacancy o. As u no gree marry alexandre. Abeg the last person to enter 2020 shuld close the door let IBB, Buhari not enter.
Politics / Re: 2023: PDP Undecided Over Presidential Candidate by Lynx001: 6:17am On Dec 29, 2019
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Travel / Re: Fun Spots In Lagos For Family This Festive Period by Lynx001: 5:43pm On Dec 28, 2019
.Wat of allen avenue. I heard d place is fun at night. Lot of female creatures.More lyk a conservation centre. But the advantage it has over lekki conservation centre is that in lekki u watch animals play. but in allen u take them home or in your car and play with them.

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