₦airaland Forum

queenabby:
lol.....but u can go on my behalve

dress code native or english?

sleek4:
what makes you think am a bro?.

because i can't see "(f)" infront of "sleek4"

queenabby:
I don't want to stab lecture truout part1

Good thinking sis..now you will have to stab the wedding but if you go somehow help me package jollof rice with 2 king size meat come.

sleek4:
Abeg,make person teach me the antics wey,I go use take avoid church for the 2 sundays wey remain. :-

your church get children department? If yes join them or you can shave all d hair on your head including your eyebrows,mustache,beard,eye lashes, and finally skin cut...by doing this nobody will recognize you for perfection sef you fit wear raincoat to church...i hope my suggestion will help bro.

davidbanner:
the lectures wet talk sey dem 1 rest, go know that even 2 wks no long @ all..... no b next week cover am.....
we endured 10 months , 2 weeks ain't an exception.....

sure thing..you get film wey you fit prescribe for me? m'a go buy see sumtin watch for this 2 weeks

azeezat201:
Please how do I print for bedspace payment?

Under payment activities

davidbanner:
lolz.... u beta sit down @ home BRo...... na next week cover am...

true talk broda me don find A4 paper write 1 to 18 ontop nw i have canceled 2 remaining 16 and another one is on d verge of cancellation lyk play lyk play bro we go enter. Daddy sunday go stop using jambite eye look me

Funshorrh:
lolol...no,no...u dont nid to ride ma bak,u...ah go kari u 4 head..hmhm,..omo daada

Errhm dat 1 sef good when am where are we starting the journey..

Funshorrh:
wit all dis walk dis hausa ppu r walkin abt....me sef go start to dey walk,so dat by may 17..ah go don land oau...any1 interested in joinin d trekkers league?

i for join u trek only if you fit let me ride on your back while trekking

godofOrijin:
Mi guys, enjoy yourself jor. OAU cannor come an giv us HBP.


WEDDING TEST!!! –Adults Only-

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating 4 over a year and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me…It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective 21 year old sister-in-law, always wore very tight miniskirts, and often times was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me,and I always got more than a nice view.

One day her little sis called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived,and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I get married and commit my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said, I’m going upstairs to my room, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me. I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and headed straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Behold, my future family were standing outside, all clapping!.

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter Welcome to the family!”.({})

I smiled and heaved a sigh of relief because I was actually heading to my car to get my condoms …NA GOD SAVE ME O!..share with your friend don’t laugh alone

buhaaaaaaahaaa! nice joke mahn..atleast someone is here to ease off the high volt tension oau be giving me

mikeczay:
i Stay At Magboro. No Light 3 Years

3 years?..no light for 3 years omo that is some real sh*t..and Oau is not doing anything to help the situation by breaking you out of that your area..

mikeczay:
Suggestions To Combat 2 Wks Boredom, Anyone

Video games broda!..video games!!

Abeg who get pin mouth Iphone charger?

Singing in XXX5' voice *clears throat start singing* ”yaaaaga! ori mi bami shey oooo..owo tuntun wole oooo..ile tuntun wole ooooo...ori mi bami shey oo today is my baiday ooo..CONFAM NI! Aaah baby CONFAM NI!!“...HBD bro i wish u Good Life nd good GP in OAU

dejii01:
Remember, Top ASUU members = OAU lecturers

Could it be the reason they shifted our resumption till 17th




Hope for the best, expect the worst.

Exactly was i was thinking...godofOrijin give this nigga 1 crate of made of black

tayo399:
Live on NTA :- ASUU set to embark on strike on the 18th of may 2015 if the federal government fail to meet their needs

Today's 2nd bad news

MockinJay:
I wish u luck

don't wish me only luck broda..you need to join the movement

MockinJay:
I almost laughed my lungs out.

Omole's home is heavily guarded by eight beasts moving from corner to corner in all fours. You don't wanna mess with bull dogs

I will go to his dog rearing house like a Jehova witness brethren jejely...i just want to look the guy in the eyes and ask only one question which is "nigga(omole) how will you feel if you no see salary for 9months and at the end of the 9months you are promised your salary. Alas! the salary man extend your payment by another 2weeks. How will you feel?"
Note: I won't wait to hear his reply because the guy fit postpone when he will give me reply like that.

Daddy sunday living opposite my house just asked me this evening wetin i score 4 jamb..for my mind i be like "shey this man gbadun bai?" Na so i do as if i no hear con use style comot from his front..OAU fall my hand big time*tears rolling down from one eye*..abeg who get Omole's house address?

Abeg wu dey go skul on sunday mk he/she holla me..make we talk hw we go survive d 2weeks

PHgirl:
Where will you stay?

My broda's hostel..i don talk earlier sey baba ijebu jazz no fit stop me

i xtil dey go skul on may3

lezi:
when the lecturer told me,my heart raced and I said the same thing:'this better be a joke'.
But it isn't guys.All my plans,our plans has been torn to shreds.But in terms of reasoning,they have a point,they've just finished a session and we want them to jump right into another,without rest.Its still sad though,really!

dat is why i don't like jokes frm d start but joke or no joke even baba ijebu juju no fit stop me for house on sunday

Ceekayyy:
it is compulsory....Lyrical, i hear say u dey rap pass Badoo, aw true is dhat??...also a rapper anyways

Chairman did u just compare me with King badoo baba milli..#ihailo

davidbanner:
so, let's exchange contact.... 07057764602.. yours?

...08182120601 datz my numba bawz

Banner baddest!!

davidbanner:
I am! & I'm also singer. Stage name: Banner...bnr(Best of Nija Rapper/rhythm..


I hope to have ã BnR records...... Lyrically I hear say recording studio dey 4 oau, True?

Lyrically my stage name is Lyrical mesef hear say studio dey "oau"...make i go record b4 dey strt askin me sey "niccur who are you"

Banner baddest!!

davidbanner:
I am! & I'm also singer. Stage name: Banner...bnr(Best of Nija Rapper/rhythm..


I hope to have ã BnR records...... Lyrically I hear say recording studio dey 4 oau, True?

Lyrically my stage name is Lyrical mesef hear say studio dey oau...make i go record b4 dey strt askin me sey "niccur who are you"

Guys is that certificate of origin really really compulsory?...and any rapper in the house?

I'm really wondering why that dude is hanging up there..

teemanbastos:
A guy shared dis....


[4/25, 10:51] ‪+234 806 453 1458‬: Dy wan postpone our resumption
[4/25, 10:51] ‪+234 806 453 1458‬: Dy tlk say dy wan av rest break
[4/25, 10:53] ‪+234 806 453 1458‬: Na after many arguments dy naw put stupid ict training, 2 weeks just to extend returning undergraduate resumption date so lecture wont strt early

Abajo! So na d real story be dis...choi! ebelebe!! OAU iyaf fall my hand.....

temitemi1:
Why I no dey laugh

Is not my bizness!

I can't stop laffing when i saw the pix below