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#speechless

1999 man United beat arsenal and PDP beat opposition party 2003 man United beat arsenal PDP beat opposition party 2007 man United beat arsenal and PDP beat opposition and 2011 man u beat arsenal and PDP beat opposition party! Now 2015 arsenal beat man United... expect CHANGE!!! #March4Change #March4GMB

Ricky rosay...nd guys why wizkid no gt any beard i refuse to accept dat d guy is always shaving it

Na ibo guys d guy d roll with..wetin e dey do na brain d woman don reach menostop so automatically he is the next of kin..but i wish d woman long life

The girl with the big booty stay next to my house

cheezy4whizy:
bros re u dating a call centre agent

how u take knw?

TeamSimple:
OP your love na spirit..when next she's around try lighting TURARI and you will confirm it. That's if u know what TURARI is.

lolzzz..funny guy

Chairman why are you confused..you love her shey? If you stop the use of body spray and deodorant for her she will love you the more

69 missed calls..she dey call i no dey pick

This is the 2nd time i'l be seeing this on NL

What of if after untying the garter he decide to branch...just curious and I'm out!

It doesn't hurt believe me it is a wonderful feeling

With d way everytin z changing d tym ladies will roam around braless xtil dey cum...I'm out!

Guys is there anytin lyk d face to face registration if you have problem with online registration

Show me a man who doesn't possess any of the above listed characters..show me

Choi! Ladies don suffer...I'm out

Young03:
If i be van vicker ee...

tnk God u no be van vicker ee

Kushi kalabar

major466:
**Present**
If your friend believes that he is cursed, the curse will follow him. Remember, the Law of Attraction states that what you focus on you will get. If he think negative, he will get negative. Likewise when you think positive. The best way for your friend to handle this issue is for him to look himself in the mirror and utter these words: I am Blessed.
Lastly, desist from womanizing.

God bless you broda

rokiatu:
I think you and your brother look good.

lolzzzzz...i can't stop laughing

Extom:
Are you sure the girl didn't place a curse on you also, that you will never be able to construct an easy-to-read essay, owing to the fact that you were friends with him, and couldn't let her know he was being frisky behind her?

#JustWondering

tanx man! she did not

chimerase2:
op shey na advice u dey find?

na advice o

Orijin now abeg advice i promise to buy red bull 4 you

Oya make you carry mat spread am soak garri make you follow me read this story.
During my secondary school days i have a friend named Lanre, Lanre is the best definition for finest because this guy fine no be small, the guy is tall and light skinned with a good charming eyes, he has been growing beard since jss3 now both of us are now in ss3 no be sey mesef no fine o but the guy fine pass. Because he is handsome, he doesn't let it get to his head because he is humble,down to heart and friendly, he can even prostrate for a chicken and that is why i need your advice to help him.
Now to the main story. The problem with him is that Lanre too like woman when we are in ss3 my guy dey date three different girls, one in the school and another girl in another school and a junior student, being a good friend i used to advice him to desist from such act and stick to a girl because having more than a girlfriend is deadly if one of them get to find out she fit kill you but my guy won't listen, he will say guy you no sharp o don't you know King Solomon in the bible has 300 wives and 700 concubines ni! and still God dey bless him, with this word he go just render me speechless and i'll be nodding my head like agama lizard.
On a faithful day during our last football match as a passing out graduate of our school, i am not among the ones playing ball because i was chatting with a girl and they beg me to help them watch over their belongings as they play ball, because of the girl wey put mouth join sey make i help them watch their belongings so that we can talk. Now my guy was busy playing football and sweating profusely when one of his girlfriend showed up where i was sitting, as God is a miracle worker, the moment i saw the girl that same moment, Lanre's phone started ringing in his pocket where he hung his trouser because i was busy talking to a girl, i told Lanre's girlfriend to help him pick the call and tell the caller that he is busy.
The girl picked the call alas! the caller is lanre's girlfriend from another school to cut the story short both girls started raining abusive word on each other on the phone while i watch with my mouth wide open because i know one day something like this will happen, choi! yawa don gas!
As the match ended my guy wey neva sabi wetin happen dey come with smile on his face and even he dey sing as e dey come i tried to warn him but I'm still chatting with this girl. As my guy tried to hug his girl he received a double barrel resounding slap from her with got everybody by surprise by i wasn't surprised because i know he deserves more than that, the girl rain abusive words on him which hurts and mutter some words which sounds like curse.
Now my guy is in one of the top university in Nigeria without a girlfriend because no girl is falling for him like before and to make matter worse his room mate is a gay and the gay guy always try to seduce my guy.
Done mind my grammar if i throw bomb o we still dey learn english. The question is do you think the curse is working on my guy?

EmBashir:
the commencement of acceptance fees payment will take effect immediately sch opens eportal for registration when we will be allowed to print payment slips (acceptance fee slip, main sch fees slip, accommodation fee slip; 2 copies each) which will be taken to any specified banks (oau will decide thou) together with d money for payments. And dat has been scheduled to begin come 20th April. This means dat you wont be able to print payment slips unless eportal opens for reg (and you cannot pay without slips)

As far as I knw abt payment procedures thou

Nice info bro

If u luv her spend money on her only if u have the money ni o

Cpumping:
just incase

op. I neva still understand wetin u dey ask.
dt I stay in a self contain n drive an suv doesn't necessarily mean I live a fake life.

U too mussh!

i hate a gal dat doesn't give but likes to receive...In short tell ur guy to give the gal red card b4 he go broke coz wen the money finish d gal go waka

Nice 1....oya front page!

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