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The picture you see is not a Photoshop. A police
report about the incident involving this man quite
literally describes him with the exact words, “half a
head.”
Carlos 'Halfy' Rodriguez, who also goes by the name
Sosa, lost a large portion of his brain and skull in a
crash after flying through his car's windscreen and
landing head-first on the road.
In a new video he has used his appearance and story
to warn others not to drink and take drugs.
Doctors were forced to cut away large amounts of
flesh and bone to help him survive and he has since
been able to continue his life in Miami, Florida.
'I was barred out on drugs. I was driving and I hit a
pole and flew out the front window and landed on my
head,' he said in a message on You Tube.
Showing his head to camera he added:
'And this is how the old boy has come out. That is
why it is not good drinking and driving or drugness
(sic) and driving. It is no good kids.' [...]
'I was with a cousin and a friend stole the car, there
was a near-fatal car accident. As the speed was too
fast we lost control of the car and crashed,' he said.
Unfortunately, Mr Sosa is back into his drug and
alcohol lifestyle. Friend claim that he is worse now

Olosho shey u tink i snd ur fada...if ur yansh na jollof I'll rada eat ofada...I'm out!

See the woman as she bend lyk prsn wey dem hit plank 4 back

Na the next day he go start the wedding

I'll find an handkerchief cover my face...den strt eating the cake

Lolzzzzzzz..the kid be like "huhn! so this is wat killed daddy"

hfinest1:
guess its true..... you're right bout dat part of dressing too much n wearing bling bling...

u too mussh!

Front page!

If u wakeup in d middle of d nyt nd see her lukin at u lyk dat..gbese re o!

They don use makeup panel beat her face...choi!

Girls lyk dat plenty 4 my side

ademega:
Funny but true

na so my broda

Critics everywhere you go...just thinking about it if you are pastor's son or daughter there are stuffs you shouldn't be caught doing. It doesn't apply to every church it can be because i attend a gospel church sha o!.
Well here is a list of few crimes you shouldn't commit as a pastor child in church.
1.Growing hair
In my church if you grow too much hair or get a nasty haircut lasan don't bother to come to church. If you are a guy don't grow beard or the beardless usher will criticize you, always shave and try to look innocent.
2.Bleaching
This is common among the daughters because boys don't fancy skin lightening. Bleach and face the wrath of women leader in the church because she will call you to a corner of the church and talk sense into your brain and later report you to your father the pastor.
3.Expensive dress
Dress normally, don't overdo it. Because if you wear expensive cloth you will be the centre of attraction people will like you and some will be like "look at her, her father don embezzle all our money smh"
4.Minimize the use of jewelry/blings
If you use too much jewelries or blings the church youth will be angry because your father is the one preaching against it and you are caught going against his preaching. Not only the youth but some women whom her child is following your step won't be happy with you.
5.Endowed/Exposing body parts
If you are the busty or big booty type please go and deflate it because your will be term as attention seeker or ashewo and this only happens to pastor's daughter if you can't do anything about it avoid tight dress.
The rest doesn't need any explanation
6.Sagging
7.Pressing phone
8.Pastor's daughter talking to a guy
9.Coming to church late or after sunday school
10.Caught without a bible
Note:Anybody can try this and go scot-free but not a pastor's child.

Nice!

SaintRobs:
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Tanx man

RIP!

Any1 wit d idea of hw to print Oau admission letter?..jamb portal dey fall my hand

Is not my bizness!

Mumu spotted!

The friend should bail him out...after bailing him out he should fake a call telling him to come to a location that he won 10million, on getting there he should shoot his balls.i'm out!

Congratulations to fwesh student of Ogba Femi nd to those waitin 4 dia name God go do am....#OAU ti gba alejo!

kweentemi:
Profjay this is real.......admitted for my preferred course Dramatic Art......thanks to God and my swthrt Lyrically.....my course mate to bah gan.

lolz..oshey! oshey! omo mi a daa fun e

Tell ur mum o..d man no luv ur mum nd, tink abt it

Chinko eeekun!..."angeli to n pinre jhor ma dull mi..shey kin fun e ni phone number mi ko ba le call mi"
i luv d guy becuz of hz chinese accent nd becuz he is a student of OAU

Chinko Ekun and Lil kesh, this two ybnl indigenous rapper get talent. Which one do you like most drop his name, drop a line you like most from his rap and why you like him.

Are u confused?...Angel Gabriel sabi ur name?....contact this pastor!

Tell me if you won't fall for this girl if all you see is the no.4 picture....

Tell me if you won't fall for this girl if all you see is the no.4 picture....

Na so chairman

Dioxidane:
LolZzz... You for explain na...

My papa no b the listening type