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buygala:
Shey mouth no be part of body ni? ..


The op has not yet passed night school... no fault of his sha... GEJ IS TO BLAME FOR HIS DENSITY




*writes cheque of 54 naira to aid op in his night school hustle

guy you should change

buygala:
ok

ok

Guys if your lady is going to have one...which one can you cope with mouth odour or body odour?

blazyblaze:
I tell u

Yo blazy! nice pishure

It's young john the wicked producer........

akinsadeez:
I have noticed that ladies like this often make the work in the firm to go on smoothly. You will notice that male clients will keep on returning to bring more jobs to the firm. Also a lady like this will be very good in her secretarial duties and also handling some off-duty works.

Tell dem o!

Cutehector:
so u want my future wife to bash in and say honey why? Why do want to treat me like dis? am I not sexy enough

Na true talk sha! well if you sack her i will employ her as my P.A

jaykaylegend:
i go gboju

if you gboju and she say oga woju o!

jaykaylegend:
How will i cope as in??



No be work she come do??

true talk na work she come do but how will you react if you work into her office and meet her like that

Cutehector:
I will chase her out of my office if she wants to apply for a job..

Chairman why do i have this feeling that you are lying

Section8:
Sack ke na diz kind secretary I want gan

U sabi beta tin

missclasssy:
She should be given a sack letter

She looks un-serious.

Hian! sack letter ke wetin u go talk sey she do?

Now the question is how will you cope if she is your secretary? .............how?

haydot95:
how about going to the bank with a gun?

exactly wat i was thinking

Please what is self service?

[quote author=theanonymous post=32798596][/quote]No brother jst gather everytin nd cum with it on d 3rd

babysmart:
tomorrow is d 3rd day...will give dem till monday

nice idea!

babysmart:
I already went back to d bank and d cashier crosschecked it.
Was just told dat first bank payments take 48hrs.

48hrs? dat is two days, well give dem d two days nd if d story is still d same, i'll advice you to go to bank with two hefty men on d 3rd day nd don't leave d bank premises until you are confirmed.

babysmart:
lol
I paid yesterday.
I was told not to use first bank o, but it's nearer dan other banks.

babysmart i have a feeling it is d bank coz i went to bank thrice wen my payment wasn't confirmed i even ring oau "cold line" fortunate enough a woman answered and told me dey didn't see any alert from bank, i decided to visit d bank again nd after waiting for up to two hours infront of d cashier, the guy was d one dat is making mistake , he is filling d wrong reg number. Na me con point out his mistake on d payment slip because d reg number does not tally with mine..He saw his mistake nd did correction nd d payment got confirmed before leaving d bank. But you can still visit OAU sha o

Dammytrager:
Angola*sobs*

Welcum bro..oya line up behind me

sarmiie:
never been in that position...

i guess its easy to say i cant, but one never can tell.

one of my friends went to school in a spanish region in texas. while being friendly, d chicks dere didnt want to have anything to do with him sexually (and blacks werent many there). after a while, some bushmeat came from nigeria. as a sharp guy, he quickly caught one of dem. he didnt spend much on her,she didnt really disturb him, and he had all d sex he had been missing for close to two yrs. there was just one problem. in his conversations wif me, and all our guys, he always referred to her as bushmeat, said she wasnt worthy of being pregnant for him, etc. you know, guys talk. unfortunately, one day, looking through his phone, she read his messages. she then took him out her apartment, and broke up wif him there.

this friend of mine is a real don,but according to him, he didnt know when he knelt down and started begging her, with tears in his eyes. he said he recalled all d sex he had been getting for free, in this d!ck-unfriendly land. he didnt even know when he started crying and using the L-word. she forgave him and that episode ended. they r still together till today.


my point?? dont think you cant kneel for a woman o........condition never reach. if e reach, u go dey roll for ground..

U don speak my mind mk i go sleep jaeh

moyes5757:
go to the bank confront the cashier and tell Im dat ur payment AZ not bin confirmed so he shud check. or do it again....BTW. go with ur cutlass.(for sharp answers)

True talk broda

tunapa2009:
loool.. Really? What is your size?

Size 30 don do me oga mi

tunapa2009:
I dey prepare codedly!!!

nice 1 oga mi abeg mk u help me buy 1 denim jeans wen coming on may 3

Step up ur game be a man for once..stop begging and remember to always tell her if she f*ck up many fish dey inside d river

tunapa2009:
how are you?

chairman i dey o..hw preparation?

Orijin101:
I scored 7goals last month but itz so painful the matches were disqualified by refs(their mums)

na yoke oooo

Lolz...*carry laptop use back enter shrine*

tunapa2009:
Loooool... You are not serious bro!!!!

Lol..i agree with you

Football vs Sex.

1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE.

2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK.

3. Condom = GOALKEEPER

4. Condom breaks = PENALTY

5. Abortion = RED CARD

6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN

7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL

8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.

9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.

10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP

11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH

12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL

13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME.

14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY

15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ

16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN

17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.

18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR

19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll and man running away= disqualification

20.Ur guy collect ur girl= True pass

21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open d door= Injury

22.You and your girl break up= Game over

23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD

24. Turning ur girlfriend to your wife= full time play

May God help you..

davidbanner:
lols. no mind those parents dey judge quickly..... but congrats bro
.

school things on point

*in Kiss Daniel's voice* na so! na so!! na so!!!

davidbanner:
cutlass ke... u 1 kill them...

No be my fault Oga mi but d way i'm wasting my time plus transport fare going to bank everyday telling me to wait a little longer saying it is d server dat get problem is d reason why i carry d cutlass go bank...father don't knw sey na bank get problem he tot i don spend d money ni nah!